S auton V olume 2 No. 11 D/\YTON, OREGON NOVEMBER 5, 1926 Memorial Jany Mdßill j Artonne 1 dislike the nickname “Larry* When 1 see it in a book; Something gives it such a very Cold and keep-your-distance look. 1 dislike the imputation Of its ladylike design, For it bears no close relation To things masterful and fin«. But 1 like to hear it spoken! When some fellow calls to me, Then it seems a happy token Of what friendship ought to he; Then I feel that I’ve been greeted As a comrade and a pal. And I’m sure that I’ll be treated Just like Jim and Tom and AL Yes, I’d rather have men hail me In that warm familiar way Than to have them all assail me With a “mister” every day. Any man may greet another With a "William’’ or a "Will* But you claim him for a brother When he lets you call him "Bill.1 Tbs Ownissa Club tart at the hon!v of Mrs. J. W. Dirette Wedneedav, <Jet. 28, with most of the ineinliers present. Ths principle feature ol the afternoon vai the election at new officers who are; Pres Mrs Latnick Ixreiizeu. Vice Pres. Mis Louis Burkhart, Nee. hik ! , and press e«»rrea- Mrs pondent, Mr» J W. Lorrette. M ihms M«l*l and Viola Chafer were furata. After tlie bu-me-e meeting a »la ial hour »»» enj-iyed. Mrs. Lorensen ansi-ied Mrs. Dirette in serving lunch. Birthday Dinrer A surprise birth-lay dinner was given in honor of Mr». Emily Nichols, Nun day, Nov. 1. Her two eldest »liters, Mrs. J W Coffin and son of Portland, ami Mrs. Eda E. Wills ol Carlton and her daughter Anna I. Hcolt of Mi-Minn- viile. Th«- folks arrived with well filled baskets ami a royal good lune was had ami this is the second time that । Mrs. Nichola lias been really »uprim-d lately. We would publish her age st her last birthday but she wouldn't di vulge it. Pleasant Hoar Reading Club Heading Club r et last Friday with Mrs. 1» C. Clark and Mrs Ella Coburn T endanie of twenty two, eighteen mem hern ami lour guests; two of t ie guaría ertoti ru ling garments and high black hai» alni ruling on a hrvoiuslick. They ial however bv the interest they mani fest*! in ll.e pumpkin pies and dough- nuts sridch they I rund in the kitchen and proceeded to serve at once in their most witching manner. The study leader for the day being absent, Mrs. Sophia Nherman loos her place. The next meeting will be with Mrs. Addie Park, Nov. 13. Annual Homecoming Hallowe’en We want to compliuient the laiV* f< or what they didn’t do Hallowe ’en n light. We have ail been boys and re yet, only a lit le older, ard iave had our day of pranks, but when you look it square in U e face what good does it do to put Bill Jones’ wagon on top of his barn, change the wheels on the various vehicles, drag all the ioote machinery, boxes, signs etc. around into the principal intersection on main street, tip over a lot of toilets and do a lot more such pranks? It only causes somebody a lot of trouble and expense to straighten such affairs out the next dry, and besides that it is jast as much a violation of the laws on Hallowe’en as at any other time. budget will be carefully explained and the ineinliers will be invited to ark questions relating to it, The mission- ary program will also be presented and Dr iiauiu-md of Salem to explain say matters relative to this woild service movement. Tbs is an attempt to allow every member »nd contributor to know the program ol the church in detail before he is ask<-d to «uppoit it. warehouse Robbed I-aBt Thursday night someone broke into the farmers warehouse down neat the river ton stole about five hundred grain sacks and a quantrtitv of grain. Every so ofen some place here in tow u is robbed, but sometime the culprits are going to get picked up. A term in the penitentary wont be very pleasant, so you better watch your step, Friday night at the counnanity hall was a jolly time. The basket ball game put on by the men about town was a teal laugh maker and the ladies base- twill game slowed real science. Receipt« for the evening were over 140 whicl goes toward making up the deficit caused by bad “bookkeeping" last year have a good time, the cards at al). U. of O.-------- With a seating capacity of 4200, the new grandstand on Hay ward llel«l will lie completed in time for tiie Homecoming gain«« between Oregon and (). A, C. on Novemlier II, tie building committee has announced. The cost of the grmdstaml Is $24,424. Peruvians Kept Count by Knot» in String In the Danger Zone Among the ancient Peruviana there By Claire Wagner 1 Methodist Church Notes II. Come and bring your families and UNIVERSITY OF OREGON, Nov. 6 —(Special)—Eighty eight per cent, or 2041 ol the 26'28 students who submitted information cards this year are church msmheta, or have some «Dtimuimuloal or religious preference, accenting to a report compiled by thee imp is 'i Mt' A and Y W C A officials. This figure show« a slight proortional decrease over last vewr when 02 per cent expressed some church preference. Presbyterians lead with 500 giving this denomination their preference, while the Methodist Episcopalians come seoond with 381 and those of the Christ ian church, third, with 240. Other» in order of their totals, are: Episcopalian, 205, Christian Scientists, 138; Catholics, 131; Baptist«, 118, Con gregationalist«, 93; Lutherans, 37; Jewish, 18; Unitarian, 10, Mormons 12, and United Hretheran, 4. Eighteen were miscellaneous. Bixly-six simply marked protent u t on their cards, while U17 did not mark School Notes Brrtba Estelle Berry wat born light vote was cast. K. L. Harris was Arrangements have been mado for at Islington. Nebraska, December sasily thk choice lor mayor. The foll- playing a doable beader game between owing is the vote cast. 2nd, 1874 and died a* the new Forviavo« ; tnys ami girls scbool teams and alumni of this « h.iol This will be a goo I hospital in McMinnville, Oregon, Harris 41 chance to »ee ibe past end future in November, 2nd, 1925, aged CO Proffitt « action together, A small ailmisaioa of V ‘ Keo years and 11 months ten cents will l-e mails, the pro-eeda to She came to Oregon with herlï“yr be use«l to help detray expen»«a. 1 «I II Hibbert parents Mr. and Mr«. J V h M*ll,n are. Low Owing to the county iust.tute being gi-r in January, 1891, and made | yur Recorder held in McMinnville Monday ard Tues day school will not be in aaasron until her home here oontinuonsly, until । Tucker Thur-lav as Wednes>lav is Armistice tbo time of tier death, with the ex- For Trwm irei day Mellinger .56 ceplion of a year or so which was For Cotticilmeu The cast has been selected and pract* spent in rastern Oregon and Call Simler • 16 ice begun on the student body play to foruia Bal laid 16 lie given in December. Hbe wts married to Frank E Filer 48 Phill Gates Iwgan running tiie Penin 37 sula school bus on November second. Berry, April 9th. 1893. To this Sheard 32 Neventeen are coming in on thia con union two children w born, Harding Councilman elected ; Fi 1er, Sheard and veyance. James Ernest and Lenore Berry, Harding Harris received more than Nhe was proceeded to the spirit twice sa tisny votes as all tbe other The new laboratory equipment which arrived last week is proving very bene world by her daughter some eight candidates for mavor combined. ficial to all science classes. years ago. The athletic entertainment was a consistent Mr» Berry was decided success, and the teachers and member of the Christian church, high school girls still feel there is some* Bunday morning at 11 a. m Prof. and an active member of the Re iC. I. Andrews will speak at the Meth- thing in the world for them even tho’ the married women did beat them in bekah lodge at thia place. I odist Chdrcb al Dayton and at Webfoot indoor baseball. She is survived by her husband abweh at #:30 a. m. Prof. Andrews is The Junior basketball boys going F. E Berry of Dayton; one son, , the Oreg >n Conference Director of Religious Education and comes in the around wearing a triumphant smile, for J. E. Berry ol Tillamook; ber par in'erest of organising a teachers train those invincible seniors were not suc ents, Mr and Mrs J. E Mellin ing class in Dav ton some time this cessful for once. ger of Day ton; a sister, Mrs. W. E. winter. He has bad a great deal of' Owing to the number of wounded Gabriel and a brother, Fred T. practical experience in this field and is members on the business mens team well worth bearing on any question and the inability to score often bv either Mellinger of Tillamook. dealing with young people. side, it was difh:olt to tell bow the Funeral services were held from A new feature of church organisation ' *“®e •tood ‘bcm. but Ibe the Christian church of Dayton, will be a meeting of all the members and ca8U“lt,e* *ere «boot equally divided, Wednesday afternoon at 2 o’clock. friends of the Methodist church at 8 1 “el proce*ie which were »42.30 go «“‘-•«Uing our debt. We Rev. M. H Kendall, pastor of thn o'clock Monday night. A good time church officiating Interment with special music, talks and refresb- greatly appreciated the efforts and in was made in the family lot in the ments 1« being planned. At this meet terest of the community and its patron ing the years program of activity will age, and especially wish lo thank the I O O. F cerne!« ry. be presented, the items of the load men and women who helped put on the The people of the Webfoot com* munity are making big plan« for their annual Thanksgiving dinner, and homecoming. A good program At Newberg, Armistice Day, all ex* will be given and ell old timers The Civic Club play last Thursday aervice men and their families will lie and aged members will be special evening drew a fair crowd and the given a free dinner at noon, November, guests of honor. audience appreciated the entertainment. American Legion Resali of City Election Election passed of! quietly, only a JO/¡¡¡wren ce hawtfjorne Owaissa Club SUBSCRIPTION IM PER YEAR program. The I’. F. A. held a meeting M >n da evening. Nov. 3. in spite of the rainy weaiber and various other meetings bt- ing held in town there was a very good attendance. A spleadid piogiaia was given by the gra les was greatlv apprec* lated as wee the address by superintend ent Duncan on "The school as a cum- mtiu.lv asset’’. Following ibis a Round fable di'scuss.»« on tone <f P, T. A. lo social activities jt school was held. A general discussion of the question, l, when held. 2, where held, 3. .Hours during whicn they should t-e held. 4 dia|«roniog, followed. A vote w»« taken by the inemoersbiq present which showed their feelings to be: I, That the social affairs should be held on Friday or Saturday as far s» possible. 2, That they should close by i0:30 or 11 o'clock at the latest. 3, That the President of P. T. A. be authorized to appoint two or morecbap- er ones to assist the teachers at all social functions. waa a system of ex;.reiving thoughts without pronouncing them or writlag Item la language. This consisted la a Method of Intertwining strings and tying various knots, it «u called a «■!»«. •nd was composed of on« thick tea« or top string, to which, at rer- (Bia «¡stances, thinner ones were fas- Maed The top string was much tbick- St than the pendent strings, which •are fastened t* It by a single loop; Ite kaou were made in the pendent strings and were single or manifold. The length of the strings varied. The transverse or top string often meae- ared several yards, and sometimes «■b a foot The branches of pendent Strings were seldom more than two •het long, and in general they were Bench shorter. The strings were often of different esinrs, each having its own particular Mga Iteration. The color for soldiers was red; for gold, yellow; for silver, white; for com, green. The qutpu was especially employed for numerical and staUstlcal tables, each single knot representing ten; each double knot stood for 100; each triple knot ffrr 1,000. etc.; two single knots standing together made 20; and two. double knots, 200. In this manner the ancient Peru vians kept the accounts of their army. On one string were numbered the sol- di era armed with Blings; on another the spearmen; on a third, those who carried dubs. This method of calculation I« «till practiced by the shepherd» of Pun*. Asserts That Poverty Is Punished as Crime It is a common cant phrase among the comfortable classea that poverty is not a crime. Like moat cant phrases. It Is a lie. Poverty is a crime, or the World would not punish It so severely. Any mau who has been poor—i do not wean “Lard up’’ or short of money, but actually poor, and born among the poor, as I was—has something of the resentment felt by a man who ha« been in prison. For he has suffered as much as any man who commits a serious crime against society. But with the difference that he does not know what offense he has committed. I received the first punishment early In life, nt.d it was some time before I could discover that my offense was poverty and humble birth. There Is no relief for that suffering. So long as boys born among the poor dare to have brains and fine feelings snd a desire to escape from mean streets, so long they shall be made to pay the price of their daring.—Thomas Burke, in Hearst's International-Cosmopoli tan. Applination for Patent A first government fee of $20 has to be paid on the filing of an application for a Unulted States patent as a part of the application, and If the applica tion is allowed a final government fee of $20 has to be paid in order to secure the grant of a patent. No further Mrs, Emily Nichols was given the con fee« are required, and the patent runs tract for furnishing noon lunches which Its term of 17 years without anything will la-gin November sixteenth. more being required of the patentees. The spirit of hallowe'en was the in- In most foreign countries, however. In s. iratio ufor several parties this week addition to the government fees which e id. The masquerade party given at by law have to be paid with the appli Hie home of La Verne Hessler afford« d cation. and in order to secure the a delightful evenings amusement to grant of the patent, renewal fees or annuities have to he paid regularly, eighth graders ami their friends, and the laws require the invention Fhe member« of the seventh grade a« that Is covered by the patent to be sembletl amid spirit« of witches, elves actually worked, as by being manu etc. at the AGiill Lome to enjoy to the factured. sold, etc., in the country of the patent. u'mi.st our annual hadowe’en. Gunning whose fes’ures were < «■ g lise I by mexkj, fortune teliin - at d i unes were hoiik -. f the an us-*mvnta which Oveupie«« the lunids of sonhs, Nuiurdav «vemng, The comnuniv hall dresS'-d in pumpkins, vorn and oilier lii'lsire'vn dec rati.ns «u the I s ene for tl-is party. Clarence D«rrnw n'j«c‘ed >pn ing the Tern essee cinrt v 'erbe |>e he thought it »ugh! to bnve leen opened with n Monkey Wret ch ’i he worh nee. s to get in t. u'jb with the G- d vh awt ru pray-r. This is em pba-ized by the conditions i as ve M proach another Armistic«« Da* : More men are under arms today than at the outbreak of the wat : 'lore centers of disturbance r Xis now than in 1913. The world hat not beer, pacified bv war. Th« war eas left the minds of uncount ed millions in a rankling s nse of disappointment, injustice and fear. Hear the sermon at the Evan gelical church next Sundav at 11 a. m. The topic is, “The World Hero.” An Armistice Day sermon Insect Cannibals In the struggle for existence many creatures are driven to live at Im niense heights. The climbers of Everest saw a herd of wild sheep sitting on a glacier surrounded by pinnacles of lee. They found bee*, moths, and butterflies at 21.000 feet, and the last traces of per manent animal existence far above the Himalayan snow line and 4.000 feet above the last vegetable growth. These were small spiders. They live in islands of broken mrk surrounded by snow and Ice. There were no signs of vegetation or living creatures near them, and for food they ate one another. Wingless grasshoppers were founii living at a height of 18.000 feet. Courtesy Courtesy Is the one medium of change that Is always accepted at pat by the people of every country on the globe. Courtesy radiates a spirit of good feeling and suggests that we are not working entirely for the material returns of work, but for the friendly human associations as well. Life Is not too short, and we are never too busy to be courteous. Courtesy is the outward expression of an inward consideration for others. It Is always an effective lubricant that smooths business and social relation ships. eliminating friction.—Philadel phia Public Ledger.