in the ®
T servant, thnt there wns hot wster for had been much better than It was,
I the bath, and that as soon as h« a as there would have been difficulties Our
। ready he could d««c«nd to— There he English schools have, of late years. al
would have been thankful forts few tered their way of pronouncing Latin.
intelligible words. He had to descesd No doubt the now sounds are better
somewhere «nd supper would be wait than the English a's. I's. and soft c's,
By F. A. WALKER
ing for him when he did. but where to which I was brought up. but we
the place wns Tommy could not mnke have not yet achieved the true Italian
ecclesiastical whine. Tommy did not
out.
KNOCK AT THE DOOR
Half an hour later, washed, brushed understand the patriarch, nor could he
nnd very hungry. Tommy wns led by make the patriarch understand him.
OU cannot hope to gn*> entrance
“Ea 1st trauerllch." said Count Al
his servant to n large stone-paved hall.
to friendship except by knocking
bert
at
last.
"A
pity,
not
so?"
Jt wa» an Immense room with a vault
at
her
dote with the courage nnd cour
horn* on my nose, «till I never feel
Every
one.
especially
the
stout
patri
ed roof, high-placed tiny windows, and
RHINO HAS THE BLUES comfortable
tesy which Invariably Insure admit
because I am so In doubt
a raised dais at one end. On this dais arch. was extremely good humored,
about danger being near."
a «mail table was spread. Four serv but no one knew how to say what had tance.
"Big, Runny Rhino! Why. I should
And this Is equally true of every «« T T O, HI M I" grunted Runny Rhino,
ants stood stiffly behind the chair set to be said to Tommy.
A* a« he rolled over In the muddy think you were. There's nobody In
thing
of worth In lifts, quite regard
"If
—
"
Count
Albert's
English
enme
for a solitary dinner. They wore dark
water
of
the
Yellow
River
nnd
turned
less of the opinions of those who are
the whole Jungle larger, except Gray
green liveries decked with silver but very slowly. "If—here—were—Cast-
one tiny xhlny eye toward Big Bright Ears the Elephant. And what you
prone to think otherwise.
tons nearly as big as half-crowns, and mir Istvan Graf—Actol'
IC you would be on Intimate terms Mr. Sun who wan Just going down be- nre grumbling about 1 don't know,
"I say." said Tommy. 'What about
Nad sliver epaulette« on thetr shoul-
when you are so swift that you can
with
Wisdom, you must knock at her hind the tall Palm Tree.
getting
the
princess
to
come
and
In
deri. The whole scene was strikingly
“I auppoM 1 might ne well get up outrun a horse.
your
golden
door every day.
medieval, and Tommy, who was fond terpret? She knows all the languages
my
supper.
It's
a
long
keen scent «nd your two flue horn».
You may rail nt the Idea, but If you and look for
of Scott's novel!, appreciated It. There there are."
way to the waroat plantation, but that
He must hnve pronounced the word nilas a day or two a week you will sugar cane Ie well worth It. Maybe Your cousin In India has but one.
by Bwbb*
was Just one Jarring note. A stone-
You’ve a no«« to ba proud of. I «uy.”
find
when
you
go
to
call
ngntn
thnt
“
princess
”
very
badly,
for
no
one
knew
flagged vaulted hall tn a medieval
"Ye«, I know all that, Polly, but
some one more ;>er*l«tent baa been I'll find some bamboo, too. Nothing
CHAPTER XVI—Continued schloss ought to be lit with torches what he meant.
Is
much
fun.
though,
when
you
can't
I can’t help It; I'm blue," complained
ahead of you, nnd picked the choicest
“Calypso," he Cried.
stuck Into Iron brackets on the walls,
see well, now Is It?" ho (rambled, ns Runny. "You neem Jolly tills morning;
This time the patriarch understood; flower« In the front garden.
he caught sight of I'olly Parrot in the I wish you could nmk« me feel so,"
Casimir's preparations for the re or—and even this would have been a
In
nil
thnt
concerns
life,
especially
but
he
shook
his
head
decisively.
For
ception of the princess were complete. concession to modernity—with tall
tree above him.
"Well, I am happy, Runny Rhino.
the
vltnl
things.
If
you
would
sit
with
some reason the presence of the prin
"Well, that depends on what you nre It doesn't take good eyesight to
The greater part of the Lystrlan wax candles In sliver sconce«. But
those who occupy the front p«wa, wear
cess
was
not
desirable.
King
Wladlslaws,
who
used
to
come
to
•If
trying to see," cried I'olly saucily.
army was there to greet her. drawn up
"Well, then, try Mbs Church." said the beat dothea, lock arms with high
It's find that «Ut, does It? And i’ll Just
on each side of the road. As the car the schloss occasionally. had conceived Tommy. “She knows German ghough
take you to the person who made me
society, know how to entertain « It's a Joke or your duty, then 1 say
the
Idea
of
making
use
of
the
water
passed the men fired their rifles Into
so, If you would like to go. Mnybe
she can't talk Lystrlan."
prince or a pauper without lofty af
power
supplied
by
the
torrent
In
the
the air. each one shooting off round
he enn help you too. HI« n«me Is
“Mees Zun?” said Count Albert
fectadon or mongrel condescension,
valley.
The
whole
castle,
from
turret
after round, refilling his magazine
Cheerups, nnd he cam« nil the wny
doubtfully.
you must first knock at the door and
when It was exhausted. There was to dungeon, was lit by electric light.
from America to broaden his ncqunlnt-
“Yes." said Tommy. “Miss Church;
gain proficiency by frequeqt knock
plenty of ammuntion. which showed Bright groups of bulbs hung from the
«nee. I should think he would like
Frauletn Ktrche. That Is to say, If ings and regular visits.
that some of Cable's money was wise vaulted roof of the hall. On Tommy's
you, Ranny; goodness knows, you nre
you really speak French. Mademoiselle
You may daub « canvas with color,
table
stood
a
silk-shaded
lamp,
like
ly spent No doubt is was his money,
broad enough."
Kgllse, or"—here he turned to the pa «all a boat on nn unruffled strenm,
too, which had provided new uniforms' those In use on the table Is the Mas-
“How lovely thnt Is of you. Polly f
triarch and spoke very clearly—"Eo
sing a comtnonplnce song which the
for the whole army, not dingy khaki cotte.
said Runny, opening his mouth In n
boya of the street whistle without
After supper. Just as Tommy had clesla—Virgo Janetta Ecdeala.”
tunics and breeches like those worn by
wide smile nnd showing so many teeth
The party of Lystrlans was entirely
missing n note, piny the piano, do ex
unimaginative soldiers of western lit his first cigarette, the patriarch en
thut 1'olly guve n Iitti® shlv«r n nd
bewildered; but Tommy was not beat
quisite
embroidery
work
In
Imitation
tered
the
room.
He
came
In
some
lands, but fine blue cloaks and crim
moved awny. It dldn't look ti her
en yet. He took a pencil and a piece
of
the
iflece
before
you,
but
If
you
wish
state,
clad
In
his
purple
cassock,
ac-
son tunics and great boots with fur
like a good place for an accidental
of
paper
from
his
pocket
and
made
a
to excel beyond the mere copyist and
tops to them and wide black trousers companled by Count Albert Casimir
rapid sketch of Janet. Tommy wns no
fall.
and
two
of
the
Lystrlan
clergy.
become
a
master
In
every
sense
of
the
or short pleated petticoats like High
"Yea, Clieerups showed me how to
Tommy, rather uncertain how he artist, and any resemblance his pic
word, you must keep knocking.
land Scottish kilts. Some of the men
make Mr. I’arrot do his share of sit
ture bore to Janet must have been that
ought
to
receive
such
company,
laid
In
matters
of
nrt
and
Intellect,
wore caps with tall green feathers In
ting on our n«Ut. And what do you
and of a caricatore. But It wns Instantly
there Is no other way to Improve or
them. Some had shiny metal helmets. down his cigarette, stood up
suppose he told me? Why, Just to 1«*
bowed. The patriarch bowed, a little recognized and greeted with applaud-
by
going
often
to
the
advance
except
At the gate of the palace stood a stiffly. He was a portly man and had Ing, laughter.
kind nnd polite. It sounds simple, but
and
picking
up
knowl
door
of
Wisdom
group of the magnates of Lystria. the
It worked. So that's the reason I cun
sopped somewhere else. The
“Ach so." said Count Albert. And
edge first hand
very least of them a count by right of no doubt his cassock seemed a little the patriarch made sounds which are
be away this morning- I don't have to
You may be tempted to hint that
four or five hundred years' descent girdle of
"Oh, Polly. Please Do Be Sensible,'
worry any more about my tine eggs
the Lystrlan equivalent of "Ach so.”
this
requires
too
much
work,
too
from other counts. Perhaps half of
Walled Ranny.
One of the priests was sent te fetch
getting cold. Come on now. Ranny,
many
long
hours
of
studious
applica
them were Casimirs, members of one
Janet. The patriarch ordered a fresh
let's be off to find Cheerups," chuckled
tion to things with w hich you feel yon
branch or other of the family of which
to have good eyesight. I'olly.
bottle of wine. The cigarettes were
are already Intimately acquainted, but all very well
Count Istvan was the head. They, like
Runny wns so pleased and happy
handed round and the party settled
If you will march out your produc but—"
the soldiers, were splendidly clad.
"Oh, I'olly, please do be sensible,“ that he came right out of the water
down very comfortably to wait. There
tions
on
dress
parade
and
line
them
Some of Cable's money had gone tn pro
"I'm serious about this,
was no conversation, for the Lystrlan«
up side by side with others, you will walled Runny. I go ploughing around and frisked along by the Yellow River,
viding gold-laced coats, fur-llned cloaks
I
am.
really
were much too welt bred to talk to
down the Winding Way and through
not be long In discovering defects
and green breeches. But their jewels
with these dull little eyes of mine. tim Twisty Vines, with I'olly Parrot
one another In a language which their
which
may
sicken
your
heart.
were their own. Blue turquoise, red
charging at things and generally tnlss- tiling overhead, until they came to the
guest did not understand, But every-
But if you are made of ths right
garnets and green stones like emeralds
don't get Into
body smiled amiably at everybody
material, and have within your breast Ing them. Even If I I am big and little dear place In the Jungle where
shone on the gilt metal belts which
much
trouble
because
else.
Cheerups lived.
an Inflexible détermination to go to
held their swords, on the broad collars
(® br Lulls. Brown • Co )
Janet had gone to bed; but the
the top, such comparisons Will not be folks are afrnld of the two fierce
round their necks, on multitudinous
priest who was sent to fetch her was
odious.
buttons of their clothes, on tall cap
a determined man. A quarter of an
It Is only by hearing superior mu
badges, even on their spurs.
hour later he led her Into the hall,
sic, or by seeing a masterpiece In
In the middle of the group of nobles
She was clad In the pink dressing
painting or sculpture, that we learn
N====
stood the patriarch, perhaps the tall
gown and the slippers, which she had
to
know
the
Inferior
and
thus
gain
an
est. certainly the broadest man there.
worn when Tommy first saw her In
BBREVIATED
eminence where we find an Inexpres
He wore a long purple cassock and a
the corridor of the Adlon hotel.
sible
pleasure
In
Imparting
our
hard-
purple cape lined with white fur.
. ■
--STORY
Janet was not In the least embar
earned knowledge to others.
Round his neck, on a heavy gold chain
rassed by her costume, or by the com
hung a double-armed Greek cross,
pany In which she found herself; but
O-
thickly studded with Jewels. On his
she was very much annoyed at being
SOME OF EACH
HERBERT C. HOOVER
head was a shiny miter. Behind him
roused out of her first sleep.
stood four priests, white-robed, with
"I wish to goodness," she said to
INWEEV1E DOGGS, president of
HEN a man's name lx Incorpor
long black silky beards. One of them
Tommy, “that you'd learn enough Ger
the Hooptown chamber of com
ated
ns
a
part
of
the
language,
held the patriarch's Immense pastoral
man Jo be able to get on without per
he Is truly great. Nowadays, we never merce, wax «bowing the wonders of
staff. Another carried a tall ebony
Fallura Is often ths turning point
petually appealing to me.”
say we are eliminating waste or prac the town to the distinguished visitor,
pole with a gold star en It a very
ths pivot of circumstance that swinge
The patriarch unfortunately shared
us to a higher level. Life Ie not really
ticing ectipomy ; we simply »ay we nre Jazzbo, the man from Marx.
large and splendid star with sharp
the view of Sandor, the chauffeur, that
“Hooverlzing." And It'« quite likely
"And last but not least. Mr. Jazz
pointed rays sticking out of It In all
Janet was the princess' maid. He
the word will become n permanent part bo," beamed Doggs, "I must show you
directions. The other two held aloft
neither
stood
up
to
greer
her
nor
In
that great American Institution, the
of the language.
a kind of canopy made of embroidered Tommy Was Led by His Servant to vited her to sit down. This, very nat
a Large Stone-Paved Hall.
GOOD THINGS TO EAT
five nnd ten-cent store. There's noth
Herbert
Hoover
I»
undoubtedly
one
silk, not unlike a huge two-handled
urally. Increased her feeling of Irrita
of the greatest men the World war ing there over ten cents or under five
umbrella. If they had held It. as they tight for him. One of the four serv tion. If Tommy had not rushed off
XyHEN you have exhausted nil brought out. He wns born In Iowa, or In between, and there's nothing
should, over the patriarch’s head. It ants set a chair for him and he sat to get a chair for her. the chances of
VV ways of cooking the delicious August 10, 1874, studied mining engi that's not on sale there."
might have kept the dew from settling down. The two clergymen bowed, the reunion of the other Christian
hubbard squash try:
“Well, well !" wellwelled Jazzbo—
on his miter. Held crooked, a little muttering softly as they did so. What churches with that of Lystria would
neering, wns graduated from Leland
Scuffled Squash.
behind him. It served no useful pur they said may have been the Lystrlan have been compromised.
Stanford, and, after various experi "even obsolete whisky glnxxex nnd
Take a medium-sized squash, remove ences In mining In this country, went things to fix whstchscallum« with?”
pose. But IC was highly striking and equivalent of the American "Vurry,
The patriarch spoke to her. Janet
the seeds and stringy portion, then peel to Australia ns n mining chief. This
"Even those." smiled Doggs.
ornamental.
vurry glad to meet you.” or they may listened for a while and then cut the
off the rind. Place In a steamer nnd led him Into China, where he did a lot
"Well, well," wellwelled Jassbo.
Calyp’O. now at last a veritable have felt It their duty to offer a short poor man short In the middle of a sen-
cook over boiling water until tender, of exploration work through the In And they went to the five nnd ten cent
princess, stepped from the car, paced prayer. They sat down. Count Al tence.
then mash and season to taste with terior, and where he took part In the store, and Dlnweevle Hoggs radiated,
s'owly forward to where the patriarch bert clicked his heels together, bowed
"He says,” she told Tommy, "that
salt, pepper and butter. To two cup- defense of Tientsin during the Boxer "Here we nre! Did you ever see such
s-ood while the magnates cheered, and saluted. Tommy failed Vo click the marriage Is fixed for tomorrow
fuis of mashed squnxh add gradually trouble.
wildly and the army fired its guns. his heels together, though he tried; morning."
variety In your life. Look nt that
one cupful of mam and when well
The patriarch raised a plump, pudgy but he managed a fair imitation of a
That wns about twenty-five years stack of hair straighteners! Here's a
"Marriage I The princess and I?"
mixed, the yolks of two well beaten ago, nnd after these exciting happen handful for souvenirs. Look nt all
hand In benediction. The four priests military salute. He and Count Albert
"I suppose so." said Janet. It’s cer-
eggs. Mix well, then fold In the whites ings. he settled in London, bidding sev the patent monkey wrenches for trnln-
behind him walled a loud “Amen." Ths sat down. The patriarch gave an order Vainly not you and I.”
of the eggs beaten stiff. Pour Into a eral important positions with mining Ing monkeys! Stick a contile In your
nobles shouted and the guns fired. Ca and a servant brought a fresh bottle
“But he can’t do that.” said Tommy.
buttered baking dish and bnke In n concern«. Then Germany went through pocket for souvenirs I I'll pay for
lypso stood erect. The patriarch, a of wine. One of the priests drew a "Marriages can’t be rushed In that
moderate oven until Ann. Serve at Belgium In 1914. nnd one of the great them! Observe the counterful of
heavy man, afflicted with rheumatism box at cigarettes from some pocket way. It takes a fortnight to get a II-
once
In his legs, knelt slowly and stiffly. among the folds of bls cassock and cense. If he calls the banns It'll take
problems to be met while the armies cork dishes that float If water or gravy
He gravely kissed Calypso's hand.
handed it round.
fought, was—who wns to feed Belgium lx spilled on them! Do hnve a half
three week«.”
Bread Sponge Cake.
The business of the meeting began.
Then one by one the nobles stepped
nnd how? Herbert Hoover was ap dozen ns souvenirs."
Janet said something to the patri
Take one and one-half cupfuls ot pointed head of Aie Belgian relief, and
forward, headed by Count Albert Cas Count Albert acted as Interpreter.
the corner of
An hour Inter, nt
i
arch and he replied.
sugar,
three-fourths
of
a
cupful
of
lard
“Sprechen Sie Deutsch, please,” he
imir. They bent until their foreheads
“He's surprised.” she said to Torn
did work xo remarkable that no one Might and Main streets, Jazzbo wax
and butter mixed, two well beaten could appreciate It until after the war dug out from under n pile of miscella
touched the ground and then kissed said.
my, “to hear that you are unwilling
eggs, one-fourth of a cupful of sweet
Tommy understood that and replied to marry the princess."
the toe of one of Calypso’s boots. The
was over and there was time to view neous articles Including transferable
milk, two cupfuls of bread sponge, events In proper perspective. He pro cigar bands, noodle xllencerx, Javanese
patriarch was, I gathered, the only emphatically that he did not
“I’m not In the least unwilling," said
three
cupfuls
of
flour
and
one
tea
"Franzoslche?”
man entitled by bls rank to kiss her
Tommy. “Tell him there’s nothing In
cured food, distributed It, fixed It so ankle scratchers, pocket squirt gunx
Tommy with an effort recognized the world I'd like better. Make that
spoonful of sodn. Add splcM, raisins, starting communities should have their for reflavorlng overexerclaed chewing
hand. Cheers and more fl.- ng of guns
and a few nuts, mix well and let rise share, made sure that the hungry peo gum, rubber xhoeatrlngs, spark plug*,
greeted each act of homage. When Franzoslche as the German for clear to him, will you? It"« a most
the last was accomplished a band, set French.
then bake.
Important point, nnd I don’t want arty
ple, nnd not the German nrmy. got the pin wheels, umbrellnx, Ivory-handled
"Neln," he said. "That Is to say mixunderstanding about it.”
on the battlements above the gate of
barrel opener«, deml ta«xo forks, dan
food.
the schloss. began to play the national Non, at least nothing worth men-
Stuffed Onions.
Janet translated; but Tommy did
Naturally he wns appointed food ad- delion wine, boiler button«, baby bunks,
anthem, the same tune whf. h Calypso tlonlng, though of course I know a few not altogether trust her. He tried an
Parboil large-sized onions, take ont * mlnlstrntor In the United States when floor lumps, curtain poles and cobweb
and the chauffeur had s n.- In the car words like petit-dejeuner, and bon- explanation of bls own In Latin.
the centers, leaving n cavity to hold
we went Into the war. Among other Under«.
earlier In the afternoon. The whole Jour, and I’etat e’est moi.”
the filling. Chop the onion removed things, he curtailed profiteering; en
“Jucundus et laetus ero,” be said,
“Well, well !" wellwelled the semi-
"Itallanlsch?” said Count Albert, but “reglnarn In matrlmonlum du cere, tiny
from the center, mix with cold sausage couraged home production and can conscious Jazzbo. "Such n plnnet!"
mass of men. the patriarch and his
priests, the nobles and tl e array, down not very hopefully.
meat or bacon and crumbs with sea ning; keeping food properly distrib
(© by (lenrs* Matthew A4nn>a )
time you like."
to the remotest of them, shouted the
"No,” said Tommy, "I don't. Nor
soning. Fill the centers, pour around
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
uted; preventing waste; and shipping
song whole-hesrtedly. 1 t uny, excited Spanish, Portuguese, Swedish, Russian,
good beef broth or add butter and
supplies to our allies.
by all he had seen. Joined in and sang nor modern Greek. In fact, I may as
water. Bake until the onions are ten
Actor Badly Rattled
(® by O«ors« Maithaw Adama)
as bravely as the best. .1. net Church well own up at once, that It’s Eng
der,
basting
occasionally.
Cover
each
A young man had to take part La
would no doubt have sung, too, but lish or nothing with me.”
with n spoonful of buttered crumbs
some amateur theatricals. His part
Sandor, the chauffeur, s'ood beside her
It was evidently very difficult to was quite a minor one and there was
By John Kendrick Bangs.
and brown before serving.
with the most murderous looking of communicate with Tommy. There was really not a great deal for him to do or
his knives in bls hand. He made it consvltatlon In the course of which one say.
Hamburg Steak.
clear to Janet—lnde< ' she could of the priests made a suggestion which
Buy a piece of beef cut from the
After the shooting scene the young
scarcely have mistaken b s meaning— was regarded as hopeful. Count Al man had to enter the wings nnd say:
round with a little suet or pork. Put
that If she attempted to sing she bert turned to Tommy.
O SHADOW e'er can bother
through the meat grinder, season with
"Hark! 'Tls the pistol I”
me,
“Patriarch," he said, pointing to him.
would immediately be ki led.
pepper and salt and n bit of clove and
Now, during rehearsals a real pistol
And on my way I walk straight
When the whole ceremony was over “Latelnlsch.”
form into flat cakes. Broil or pnn-
was never used, and the youth, on re
past It,
"All right,” said Tommy, "DI try. ceiving his cue, walked In and per
the princess and Janet Church were
broll until well cool ed. Serve with
Unless unhappily I wen
led away together to the stat« apart I’ve learned I^ntin of course and I used formed his part quite efficiently.
baked potatoes and creamed onions.
That I unwittingly have cast It.
ments In the sch’oss. Count Albert to know It quite well, but not conver
On the opening night, however, a
And If It be that mine's the
Casimir conducted Tommy to the suite Rationally."
Golden Flee:«.
real pistol was substituted for the cue,
fault
The
patriarch
was
not
so
fluent
with
of rooms which had been prepared for
To one cupful of cd am In a frying
and this apparently took the young
That brings that shadow thsrs
him. Albert’« English was not nearly his Latin as he might have been. It man by surprise, for as the pistol went
on my way
pan add one-tralf pound of cheese
( step asldn, and from the vault
so good as Istvan
Indeed, he seemed Is the ecclesiastical language of the off he rushed on and gasped:
broken up Into bits, adding a dash
Let golden Light stream on the
to be able to say very little except world, but— Well, I once knew a priest
of cayenne. When smooth break over
“Ye gods! What on earth was thatF'
highway.
“Please.*’ He said that every time he who asked whether temere In the tltl
this mixture five or six eggs, cover two
said anything, and he always smiled of the famous Ne Temere Bull was
' ' And when I face thnt Light I
minutes; when the white Is set, re
Spendthrift» and Envy
I
find,
In a friendly way. But language, for second or a third conjugation verb.
move
the
cover,
add
salt
and
bent
the
When we say people spend their
. >
E'en thouah Its radiant luster
the simpler affair* of life, Is not real Yet that man read his breviary faith
mnss
briskly
for
a
few
minutes.
Serve
<
>
blind
me.
money foolishly, we mean they spend
ly necessary. Tommy understood with fully. There was more excuse for the
■ ■ The shadow thst hath vexed my
on buttered crackers.
It
for
the
things
we'd
like
to
have.
' J
mind
out difficulty that the rooms were en patriarch than for him. The services
'
Is left forevermore behind me.
tirely for hl« uae, that a bearded sav of the Lystrlan church are not said
■ ■ (® by McClure Newapaper Hyndlca(e.)
Large amounts of fat-soluble vita
age, who bowed to the ground every In Latin.
But even If the patriarch's Latin mins ere contained In fatty fish.
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