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OR ECON Wadding Bouquets and Funeral Place« Lubllner Flurt»U, 3<4 Morrlaun SL PATENT ATTORNEY MEW RtW MARKETING fflAnKtlllW MPTNillK MCIHUUÓ RUBY & CO '•pHOSE apostles of laxity who can < never flud time to d<« unything as It ought to t»e done, go crookedly through life complaining In their semi- serious moments thut they are lagging leagues behind their rivals and never getting anywhere, They admit tills without any appar- ent nenne of shuiue or compunction of conscience. Sometime* to fhelr intimates of like Ilk* they boast of their short-comings In a spirit of bravado. A laziness that distinguishes them from what they disdainfully term the '■common c I bhh ,” to whom they will scarcely nod a courteous good morn ing, seem in their minds to put them upon a worshipful pedestal. Dally they go about their task in a slipshod manner, shunning respon sibility as a hen avoids a pool of water. Everything they do Is half done. Careless In obs«*rvliig how the pro ficient save time and energy, and thus make work a pleasure Instea«! of a drag, these listless persons are always In trouble, scowling and finding fault, even when everything about them Is cheerful. Tiieir desks or bench« are contin ually in confusion, quite In keeping with their unmethodical minds. When urgently needed no paper or tool is within sight or reach. It is generally hidden somewhere in a disordered heap. Precious m nutes are lost while searching for the < .usive thing, and should the task of finding it happen to be more vexatious than usual, some Innocent fellow-wo> ker Is openly charged with pilfering. Then a storm breaks and the at- Biosphere is surcharged with anger, which In the customary slowness pt cooling off is likely to leave the prin cipals for days and days in sulky humors. Persons of this character are doomed to fall in everything they undertake, except in the making of quarrels and the wrecking of friendships. Blameful themselves, they pile their sins on the blameless. Wherever they are found there Is turmoil, Inefficiency, disloyalty and un happiness, four danger signals which block the way in every tra -k of en deavor to promotion to the higher ranks. DR; CHAS. J. DEAN FIREMEN IN RURAL DISTRICT Construction of Hsrd-Surfaced Roads Enable» Fire Department to Pro tect Farmers. Dallas county, Texas, has made ft' possible for the rural districts to ob-! tain protection from the fire depart- i went in Dallas through the construc tion of modern hard-surfaced high- ■ ways. A contract executed recently between the Dallas City commission snd the county commissioners provides for fire protection to fanners on all paved roads within a radius of 15 miles of Dallas. When a farmhouse or barn along • paved road catches fire all the farmer has to do is to tele phone the Dallas department and it CRITICISM MOST NECESSARY However, It Should Be Intelligent and Constructive, Not Destructive end Detrimental. Roads are seen the most, used the most, and needed the most of any public utility. It is natural that they should be talked about because they are continually in evidence. Even- now and then we hear criticism of the road building program. Now crit icism is one of the most necessary requisites of success providing it is in telligent and constructive, but criticism that has no basis in fact is, to say the least, destructive and detrimental. While a well-aimed shot may bring down the proper objective, a stone thrown at random will do much dam- sg and no good. If you want your criti cism to do good be sure you know the facts. Think before you speak.— Department Public Works, Nebraska. KEEP ROADS FROM CRACKING Heavy Sheets of Steel Fabric Are Now Imbedded In Most Improved Types of Concrete. Fro Apparatus on Hard Country. Road In Flat sheets of heavy steel fabric are now imbedded In the most improved types of concrete roads to Increase their life. The state highway depart ments of both New York and Pennsyl vania have been so thoroughly con vinced of the value of the innovation that hereafter the flat reinforcements will be specified in all contracts let by them, says Popular Mechanics Maga zine in an illustrated article. Of even greater significance is the use of u contraction joint in the center of the road. will respond at forty to fifty tnlles an hour with a chemical engine or a steamer as occasion may warrant Dallas county Is one of the first In the country to make such an arrange Sira High Producers? ment Several fires have already been A bull enn only transmit to his prog extinguished with small loss. A gen eral reduction In fire Insurance rates In eny what he has received from his tho smaller towns and fanning dis ancestry. Time will answer the ques tricts has been the result. The service tion. "Can a bull sire high producers?" will be made more extensive when the Ancestry Counts In Bulls. big road building program now under A bull should be more than just a way In Dallas county is finished. Farm ers affected by the arrangement sre re bull. Ancestry counts in bulls as in ported to be delighted with tho protoc men. Doubtful ancestors are an ex pensive luxury in the dairy business. tion afforded. 1 Crude Tin Can Still Saves Twa in Desert Tucson, Arlx.—Henry Bode, a min ing engineer, and his wife, are in । Tucson after a successful fight against the desert region thnt lies along the (.astern shores of the Gulf of Califor nia. Their supply of water gave out In the hills, where no springs could be found, while the nearest settle ment wax several days’ travel away. Ro, seeking the shore of the gulf, they Improvised a crude distilling ap- DAIRY FACTS pnratus, mainly from n five-gallon oil can and several tomato cans. Thus they obtained enough water for them selves and four burros for ten days. Then the party sighted a small Mexican coastwise trading steamer, which was signaled by the burning of palm fronds and which sent a boat to the beach. Return to the United States was by way of the Port of Guaymas. After EVERY TESTING FOR TUBERCULOSIS give your diges tion a “kick” with WRIGLEY’S. Bulletin iMued by Department of Agri culture Outlines Three Prin cipal Methode. Sound teeth, a qood appetite and proper digestion mean MUCH to your health. (Prepared by th« t ntt»d Statu Department uf Agriculture » A MAN WHO BECAME FAMOUS Doctor R. V. Pierce, vhose picture apix-ara slxivo, was not only a sucrase- ful physician but also a profound student of tho medicinal qualities of Nature’s remedies, root» and h<-rba, and by clowi observation of tho methods used by th«- Indian», he discovered their great r.-umdial qualities, especially for weakne»-cs of women, and after care ful preparation succeeded in giving to th« world a remedy which has been uuxl by women with tho best results for half a century. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is »till in great demand, while many other no called »cure-alls* have come an«l gone. The reason for its phenomenal succeos I m because of its absolute purity, and Dr. Pierce’s high standing as an honored citizen of Buffalo is a guarantee of all that is laimrd for tho Favorite Prescription 4 a regulator for the ills peculiar > women. . nd 10c. for trial pkg. to Dr. Pierce’s ■’ ’« Hotel. Buffalo, N. Y. Toothache Superstition. Some quaint superstitions still linger around common flowers in England. Groundsel is said to cure toothache if dug up with an implement having no iron in it, and the aching tooth is touched five times with the root. Tire three principal methods uf test ing cattle for tuberculosis are de scribed in detail by L. B. Ernest and Elmer Lash in Circular 24», Tuberculin Testing of Live Stock, just Issued by the United States Department of Ag riculture. Tire tests in use are the subcutaneous, tire Intradermic, and the ophthalmic. The circular Hata the advantages and disadvantages of each test and gives directions for ap plying. Information Is also given re garding the use of various combina tions of these testa. In the peat, say the authors, tuber culin testing was regarded by many persons as being a routine operation that required little skill in its appli cation or interpretation, but experi enced veterinarians are required to ob tain good results. In addition they must be men of sound judgment and diplomacy. In addition to the discussion of the different tests and the responsibilities of veterinarians doing the testing, the circular contains chapters on the na ture of tuberculin, tuberculin testing of swine and poultry. Identification of test animals, post-mortem examination of reacting cattle, and necessary 'work following tuberculin testing. The cir cular is illustrated with photographs and charts and is of particular interest to veterinarians. Copies may be had on application to the Department of Agriculture, Washington, D. C. First Methods of Cooking. Roasting in earth ovens and boiling by placing hot stones in earthenware vessels were prehistoric means of cooking food. Lincoln vs. You Lincoln belongs to the ages. He was a man among men and all the world today recognizes bls genius of character. Lincoln was self-taught. Instead of waiting Tor someone to pound knowledge into him, he would walk miles to secure a book that he might pursue the quest of knowledge which was a supreme passion with him throughout his life. Lincoln Instinctively knew that knowl edge was the key that unlocks the door to fame and fortune, or any success that He went directly after McClure N.w,paper Syndical«) man desires. <©. 1*1!. knowledge to prepare himself so that ---------- o----------- when his chance came he would be ready. i You may look handsomer than Lincoln: you may have more native strength than Lincoln; you may Lave an intellect that could easily be developed: but If you have not the burning desire to develop yourself, you are certain to »tick in the "A friend Is a bank of credit on which mud-sock class. Knowledge Is distinctly a matter of In we can draw supplies of confidence, coun clination. If you do not secure knowledge sel, sympathy, help and love.” you are just as certain to suffer for your lack of development in a mental way as SOMETHING TO EAT you would certainly deteriorate physically If you laid in bed all the time and would F YOU have a small amount of left neglect to develop your muscles. I-axl- ness leads to pain and failure. If you In over rice stir it into the muffin or sist on being laxy, the law of compensa tion will force you to pay compound in griddle cake batter for breakfast. terest for your Idleness. You wl I be whipped and scourged and made to do the meanest work of the world. The hard Prune Pie. laws of necessity are sure to ov- rtake Take two cupfuls of cooked prunes, you. You must eat and people will insist one teaspoonful of cinnamon, one that you earn what you eat. The whip of necessity will beat your bleedinc back fourth of a cupful of sugar and one and the sharp tongue of a heartless world to ..... shreds sensibilities When tablespoonful of butter. Soften the will tear to — , your — ---------------- of neces- prunes In water oter night, stew until I vou are stretched on the cross "iTcroVn^ WRIGLEY'S Is a helper In nil this work — a pleasant, benellciai pick-me-up. Modern Poetry Summed Up. Modern poetry has its own genius, however, and we need not weigh it against that of another age as we de light in its sensibility, its wealth of observation, its conquest of new themes, its perpetual rediscovery of simple things and of their effect on the consciousness.—Robert Lynd. How It Happened. “It was the first time I had ever driven a car,” feebly explained the victim of the accidenL “I got to go ing pretty fast and forgot how to stop. I looked ahead and saw a bridge rushing to meet me. 1 tried to turn out to let the bridge pass and—that is all I know about it.” TURNING LOSSES TO PROFITS Porcelain Made by Accident. A potter experimenting with var Authorities at Ithaca Say Low Pro ious earths in an attempt to find a ducer Is Loser—Suggestions for mixture which would stand continual Improvement. heat, discovered porcelain, while an optician’s boy whilst mending glasses The low-producing cow is a money thought out the arrangement and uses loser all arcund. of lenses for telescopes. So say authorities at the New York state college of agriculture at Ithaca, Don't Forget Cuticura Talcum who cite one herd as an example where the average production for When adding to your toilet requisites. each cow for a year was only 6,585 An exquisitely scented face, skin, baby pounds of milk. After all costs were and dusting powder and perfume, ren charged, including all feed, interest dering other perfumes superfluous. on investment, depreciation, and serv You may rely on it because one of the ice fees, the owner had left for his Cuticura Trio (Soap, Ointment and Talcum). 25c each everywhere.—Adv. Seek to Understand Principles. Knowledge of law is not necessary as understanding of fundamental prin ciples on which law is based. One may know the law without appreciat ing why it is the law, hence perfunc torily obey it and thus not support it. "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.” I soft, then remove the pits and add to, — the other ingredients. Put into a , pastry-lined plate, dot with bits of the butter, cover with a top crust and bake in a quick oven. Brush over the crust with milk just before putting the pie In the oven. This will give a rich brown crust when baked. Chocolate Macaroons. Melt two squares of chocolate, mix with one can of condensed milk. Add one-half pound of shredded coconut, mix thoroughly and add one teaspoon- ful of vanilla. Drop on greased bak- Ing sheets, one teaspoonful at a time one inch apart Bake in a moderate oven until nicely browned. Coconut Balls. Take one tablesi»oonful of con- densed milk, or the same of honey; one and one-quarter cupfuls of shred ded coconut, four tabiespoonfuls of chopped raisins and one-half cupful of chopped walnut meats. Mix and shape into balls the size of marbles, roll in coconut. with thorns and drive into your flesh, nails expressing their scorn. Lincoln knew thnt the world will never fonrlve failure. Ixwlcally he equipped himself to succeed and he 'Hd icceed. You, too. can succeed, but yc i must pre- pare yourself for the battle of Iff* The greatest asset in life is strong character and the ability to express your self. If you are dumb as a doc v >u will receive the reward of a dog. the crumbs from some rich man’s table, who under stands the way to express himself The great mass of men have made no effort to develop themselves. Nearly all capable of infinite development, but »re CM they do not realixe It. They are paralyzed hv the thought that they are Inferior when in is development. They could easily grow If they would get busy and develop themselves as Lin coln and other great men have done. You do not have to be a super-man or a giant of intellect, but you do have to be just a little better than the average to be selected to occupy a seat of honor and ease where you will work less and get more. If you simply develop the stiff back of a jack-nss and the physical strength of a mule you will naturally be paid for brute strength and nothing more, because thnt Is all your equipment will enable you to render In doing the work of the world. Lincoln wisely learned to talk convinc ingly. We are offering Dr. Frederick Houk law's course on "Master^ of Speech,’ which will quickly develop your ability to express yourself effectively. The good talker, you have noticed, Is the fellow who gets in the lead every time. . „ . . Dr. Frederick Houk I-aw, of Oxford Academy, Amherst College, and Brown ing University, holding the degrees of A. B., A. M.. and Th. D.. has prepared a course entitled "Mastery of Speech, that is not only simple but exceedingly Inter esting. By following the instructions he gives, it is possible for anybody to be come a convincing talker. Probably not a Demosthenes, but a rattling good, en tertaining speaker. Do not delav. Cut off this coupon today and send it in without any money, and we will send you this course for »3 50. Settle with the postman when he delivers it. • Sociological Note. Anyone who has watched an indi vidual beggar for any length of time will not conclude that the vocation is elevating in character or that its re action upon the individual is a desir able one.—Greater New York. Banana Has Few Foes. A peculiar fact about the banana is that no insect will attack it, and an other is that it is immune from the diseases that fruits are subject to. His Honesty Assured. Cows Must Be Kepi Comfortable. labor 45 cents an hour. The three poorest cows averaged 4,201 pounds of milk, giving the owner 12 cents an hour for his labor, while the best cow produced 11,501 pounds of milk, giv ing the owner $1.16 an hour. Here are some suggestions from the college which will help in turning losses to profits: First, keep a herd of healthy ani mals. Second, keep a herd that has the inherent ability to produce milk at a low cost. Third, supply the herd with a proper ration. Fourth, obtain the ration at the low- est possible cost; use legumes. Fifth, supply the ration in the proportions to obtain best results. Sixth, furnish individual drinking buckets so that the cows can have water when desired. Seventh, provide a well ventilated and lighted stable. Eighth, never forget that the herd must be kept comfortable and con tended. Ninth, aim to produce a quality product. Tenth, know your business by keep ing records. To a tramp who wanted to earn a bite to eat a woman said: "If I thought you were honest I’d let you go to the chicken house and gather the eggs.” “Lady,” he replied with dignity, “1 was manager at a bathhouse for 15 years, and never took a bath.”—Bos ton Transcript. Do Today’s Duty Well. Why should we desire to meet diffi culties prematurely when we have neither strength nor light provided for them’ Let us give heed to the pres ent, whose duties are pressing ;it is fidelity to the present which prepares us for fidelity to the future.—Fenelon. Cabbage Salad. Full Lips Reveal Character. Make a mixture of finely-shredded Cleopatran lips, dark red and full, cabbage, green pepper» and olives. Re- which take their name from the fa move the stones from the olives; to mous Egyptian queen, denote a cruel one small cabbage use one green pep- and vicious disposition. per, seeds and white fiber removed, and one cupful of chopped olives. Moisten with a rich, highly-seasoned boiled dressing or a mayonnaise. Fill lemon halves with the mixture and serve with oysters. Shredded lettuce added to cream U needed in every department of bouM- cheese well-seasoned and sprinkled keeping. Equally good for tow,1- -able thickly with currants makes a tasty linen, sheet» and pillow cases. salad to serve with bread and butter AMERICAN NEWSPAPER ASSN, for Sunday night lunch. of Portland, Ore. Cottage cheese to which two or 41S-1»-20 U. S. National Bank Bldg. more tablespoonfuls of boiled dressing WEIGHING MILK TAKES TIME la added and served on lettuce with Gentlemen: Please mall me Dr. Law’s course, a French dressing, is another simple "Mastery of Speech,” I will pay the post man 13 50 on delivery, which completes According to Kansas State College and easy way to prepare salad. the transaction and pays for the course in full. Thereafter the course is mine Six Minutes Daily Are Required cu* ora Soap 1« th. faeerltef or.M.tyra.w.hari»« absolutely. for Records. (©. IMS. Weetern^»w«p«p«r Unto«) Name Forty thousand separate and dis tinct species of locust, the historic City pests which annually cost the world about $100,060,000, have been Identi State fied and collected by American scien tists. Write Plainly. Basing Its statement on actual ex perience, the Kansas state agricul tural college aays that in a herd of ten cows six minutes a day are re quired to weigh the milk and main tain the records. Can anyone think of a better way to spend six min utes a day? .— Red Cross BALL BLUE 1 Shave, Bathe and »Shampoo with one Soap.— Cuticura is ths MW**.. ■»** Business Training Hr WML Fit yourself fj with more money. I P. N. U. No. 1«, 1923