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A
BED STREWN W4TH ORCHIDS.
w. Trtek at -All.
Dlaronraged.
Egan Dramatic and
Operatic School
Sherlock Holmes had announced his in
Canby Dunn«—Do you take any stock
French JMarqulte One of Many Wh«
In the story that a man engrayed the tention of abandoning detective work.
“Mx, dear Holmes,” said Dr. Watson,
hen the people have more money entire alphabet on the head of ■ pm?
“you don’t mean it!”
Y.
Knott
—
Certainly.
He
'
ebiTM,
-have
than they know what to do with they
“Quite so, my dear doctor,” he said. Season 1906 and 1907 Opens Sept. 15
engraved the ten commandments j>n it.
sometimes develop a remarkable In- It was a coupling pin. Ring off.
“Those Philadelphia detectives have made
Prepares for Dramatic and Operatic
■gennity in devising methods of squand-
me look like a bungling amateur.”
Stage and places Graduates. Recog
Shooting another charge of dope into nized by leading theatrical managers.
®
ering it, as in the case of the French
To Break In New Shoe», r
his
arm, he.assumed a William Gillette Send for Catalogue and list of gradu
Always
shake
in
Allen's
Foot-Ease,
abowder.
marquise, who, according to the papers,
It cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. pose and stared moodily into the fire.
has her bed strewn with rare and ex-’ Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunibns. At
ates and their success.
quisite orchids at , a cost of several all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Mothers will find Mr«. Winslow’s Soothing Egan Dramatic and Operatic School
thousand dollars a week.
Alien ». Olmsted, Io Roy, N. Y.
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
Egan Hall Arcade Building, Seattle.
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. during the teething period.
Even# more remarkable Is the story
Met Often.
told of a wealthy Frenchman who dine«
FRANK C. EGAN, Principal.
A Danish colony of 500 families is
“Why are you bowing to that man?
twice a .week at a famous Parisian res
taurant. His appetite Is cf the poor Do you know him?” asked Madge, In seekinK a location in Mexico. If the col-
I ony prospers, it wijl receive large avces-
est, but he always Insists on having a surprise.
! nions later.
"Yes,” said her chum., “He walked
tureen filled with a specially prepared
soup placed before him. Next comes over me so many times getting out be
In Confdenre.
a huge joint of meat from which b« tween acts at the theater last night that
“I knew." be declared, “that we were
• cuts one tiny slice. Then follow four we got real well acquainted.“-—Detroit meant for each other from the very mo-
Saves Its Cost in Time
i inent I first saw you."
quails or a large chicken, of which he Free Press.
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' "I knew it,” she replied, “long before
Labor and Starch.
eats one mquthful. Ills dessert con
Woes of the House Hunter.
that.”
aists of four grapes and a cup of cof
“Mrs. Newcome, have you shot the
“You did?”
la Absolutely Uninjurious to the finest
fee, ¡while during his meal he just chutes since you came to town?”
! "Yes. I may tell you now in ronfi- fabrics, never causes discolorations,
moistens his lips from a bottle of ex
“Not yet. I've put ih all my time flat- I dence, ¿since we're engaged and it’s alt makes the clothes snowy white, and hy-
i settled, that mamma had been mapping
pensive claret and another of the fin ting the flats.”—Chicago Tribune.
nut our accidental meeting fur thr*» K*en'ca”y clean, unlike ordinary laundry
est champagne. At thev conclusion ol
soaps, keeps the hands soft and white.
EITO
8t
'
Yius' T»an>-e nno pit Nervous Diseases months. —, Judge.
each meal, for which he pays $25u h« fl I V permanently cured by Ilk Kiltie's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE f2trfal bottl- and 1
Fr«y Samp'«; for top from | ou id curto .n Í»-Mule.
liands $8 to the head waiter, $4 to th« treatise.
Dr. R. H. Klin , Ld.,831 Arch st., Pblla.,Pw [
'I e m» B r.ix umhl Hi r’i i lime, your mime and nd-
Catarrh Cannot be Cured
—-■■■
i
inn amps
,
rev
_ waiter wire has attended.him, $2 to th«
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot I’lct» r.- 7x14 inehe“ in lOmiors. Addre
woman (‘ashler and $1 to the porter.
tteciprociiy. .
reach the-seat ot the dtscnne; CatRTrn is a fOA-vPHtHtAX t*o.. «tMrtamt, Cal.
"I declare,” complained Mrs. Duzzit, bldod or constitutional dis ase, and In order to
A weird form of extravagance, wai
r.e. U, J’0’1 ™UHt lakt} internal remedies.
.nail certalnlv
certainly have
naxe tn
to nrmiah
pumsn the
tut ?."
Hah s ( atarrh Cure is taken internally, and
that of a woman named Hiller, whe “I 1 shall
directly on the blood and mucous sin
recently buried her husband In a $20, children!” savs a writer In Life. “What , acts
Hall's Catarrh Cure is not a quack, mo ä
’
have
they
been
up
to
dqw
?
”
inquired
000 coffin. The casket was made oi
It was ¿»rescribed by one of the I est physicians
in this country for years, and Is a regular pre
richly carved mahogany, with solid gol< her husband.
scription. It is comtHised of the best tonics
Portland Trade Directory
“
They
have
simply
upset
my
sewing
known, combined with the best blood puri
trimmings (a single knob costing $1,
fiers,
acting
dlyeytly
on
the
mucous
surfaces
Names and Addressea in Portland of Repro«
750) and lined with silk which Is said room. Nothing is where it should be. The perfect combine ion of the two ingredients
tentative Business Firms.,
Needles,
si
tools
of
thread,
scissors,
darn
is
what
produces
such
wonderful
results
in
t
to have cost 75 cents an Inch.
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials free.
The nlzam of. Hyderabad has a set oi ing balls, everything 1 have has been
F. J CHENEY & CO.. Props., Toledo, O, CHEA Al bEPA KA 1
—Wo Kuuruiueu Iho U. S.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Separator Io be the b^t. Writ« lor free catalog.
false teeth for which he paid a Madrai poked away into the moat unexpected
Hazel wood Co.. FIHb and Oak.
Hall’s Family Pilis are the best.
dentist $^>00 and Dixie W. Thompson, corners. It is perfectly exasperating!*^
M EN’Hf'LOTHINO — Buffum * Pendleton, sola
Mr. Duzzit surveyed his wife with a
Able to Retaliate.
a wealthy rancher of Sants Barbara,
Agen » Alfred Be,jumin A Co.'s correct clothes
Ever ■’thing in men's furnishings. Morrlaou and
benignant
air.
Byron
was
writing
his
"English
Bard»
<’al., not long ago »pent $3,750 on a
Sixth streets. Opposite itoatollh«.
and
Scotch
Reviewers.
”
“
That
wasn
’
t
the
children,
dear,
”
be
saddle, which Is of the finest embossed
“They’ll find I'm no Keats!” he PX- 1 PIANOS A OHGANK-Many tine Ins ruinnnts re-
leather, heavily and most elaborately said. “I did that.”
v«*rt tp ns account si kiu'MSor removal of buyer
claimed. "I'm a ba-ad man from ju
Wrl.e for de«cr pilon of p nnos now onf hand,
__
2What
possessed
you?
”
mounted with silver Henry Gr Mar
headwaters
of
Bitter
creek,
and
1
nan: terms, etc. Wru. today, »tilta-rl t o.. Port Inntl
"It
was
kindness
of
heart.
After
you
shall lavished $50,000 on a grand piano,
hit back—darn- 'em !”
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P * U
exquisitely painted by Sir L. Alma- straightened up the papers and books
Regretting that his lame foot was not
am • ' I
Tadema and studded with precious on my desk so beautifully,' I thought a real club, so he could use it on them,
stones. Jan Van Beers has a piano, a it was no more than right that I should he dipped his pen in the vitriol again and
miracle of painting, precious metals return the compliment by putting your confided some more ~ of his burning
thoughts to'the sheet of paper before him.
sewing room In order. So I did.”
and jewels, which cost him $30,000.
One of the most remarkable cases of
extravagance on record was the in
dulging by the Sultan of Turkey of a
child's whim.
One day the Sultan I
found his small son In tears because,
though he had been promised to be
made an admiral, he could not see his
flag hoisted on a particular ship from
his nursery windows.
The Sultan
rops
promptly had the vessel brought up and
moored In front of the Dolma-bagteheh.
to the child's great delight. In order,
however, to bring the vessel to the re-
quired position iFwas necessary to pull
The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which has been
down a newly constructed bridge,
in use for over 30 years, has borne the signature of
which at the Sultan’s bidding was done
and has been made under his per
at a cost of $500,000.
sonal supervision since its infancy»
AVfcgetablc Pre parationfor As
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She Thought
It
Wan
the Elevator.
Shoppers who happened to be near
the silk department in one of the large
------department stores on one of the busy
bargain days were highly entertained
by the behavior of one of the visitors
to the establishment. After making
»orne purchases she walked to the little
room In which evening silks are shown,
established herself on the settee and
waited. For awbl^ she possessed her
soul in patience, then she arose and
stood In the doorway. Beckoning to
the nearest clerk, she said tartly, “Has
your elevator boy been granted a per
manent leave of absence? Is this ele
vator never going up?”
“This doesn’t happen to be the ele
vator, ma’am,” the clerk answered.
“This Is only the room in which we
show our evening fabrics—we turn on
v
the lights to get the effect of gas light
on the colors, you knftw. The elevator
Is across the aisle, ma’am.”
* An
Aggravated Aaaault.
’They have a cow out in Oregon that
■wiggles her horns.”
“Gee! I'd hate to have a cow like
that book me.”—Cleveland Plain Deal
er.
When a man appears on the street»
carrying a colored »ilk parasol, and nd
girl with him, be looks as If be ought
to make ca explanation to everyone be
a»«««
similating the Food and Regula
ting the Stomachs aii^l Bowels of
IM AN I S /( Hl LDKEN
Promotes Digestion.Chcerful-
ness and Rest.Contalns neither
Opium,Morphine nor Mineral.
N ot N arcotic . —
/^speofOid Dr&iMUELPTTCHER
XKr.JWuaa *
AduUa Salts
AdatSatd »
A perfect Remedy forConsHpa-
Hon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and Loss of S leep
Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations anti ** Just-as-good ” are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of
Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Cblic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Cony tipatioU
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend.
GENUINE
CASTORIA
ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
Facsimile Signature of
NEW YORK.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
In Use For Over 30 Years
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