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I Performing Unpleasant Dntlea. ____ I “The very next time you have some- Measure oft a head and on each end end of the field say aa wide aa tbe thing unpleasant to do, something to length of team and plow. Commence which you bring «a unwilling mind.” plowing at one side of tbe field one-half “7’ * writer In Harper*« Bazar, “just land from the fence, plowing back ; rePeat the following formula to your- and forth, turning to the right and Mlf> an<1 ft over and over again sliding plow on head land. When first uutn J0“ believe It: This which I land Is done; measure off another land, ■atn «loin» now is what. In the clrcum- ■bln — .Li__ a a___ * - -'a. .L ■ skip It, go on .».J and -^1 plow third land same afanooe ’tanc«s. I I prefer to ^a do at this moment, as first, then plow second land turning above *bove all other things. Of course, -------- Ayer’« Cherry Pectoral is not to left. The object 1« plowing the then, I enjoy it!* This self-restraint a aimpie cough syrup. It Is a third land before second la to avoid faithfully annHed during dishwashing, having so many center ridges and dead bed maklnj, «weeping, dusting, house strong medicine, a doctor’s furrows, as you would If you took cleaning, stocklng darnlr.g, «nd all tbs medicine. It cures hard cases, every land aa It came. Keep on In this monotonous duties of a bom. .woman, severe and desperate cases, may be relied on to bring way until you get to the other side of oods of Is chronic cases of asthma, pleu the field, then plow head lands and you sunshine everywhere. Tbe work - - have the field nicely plowed witbout dune leas U,ue- an<l with les« fric risy, bronchitis, consumption. turning square corners, tramping tion, than ever before, *h atmosphere Ask your doctor about thia. horses heels, lifting plow or tramping of peace «nd serenity pervades the whole household, the soul of the work plowed ground. Poetoral tor oo4«a and hard ¿old. oTthi eheal. It haa always done me »real »ood. It er is enlarged. It is worth trying. Try Is certainly n most wonderful couch modl- it at once, dear readers." Hns.“ - MicwtBl. J. FiTzasaaLp, Medford. “You got a typewritten copy of this speech iu advance, didn’t you?” asked the "Whadda you think •* my sister, Mr. reporter of the party organ. Bpoonalot?” “Yea,” replied the reporter of the oppo SAgSAPAKLU. “Why, Johnny, I think she's very FILLS. sition paper, “the,speaker sent it in, even sweet.” BAIR VIOOR. to the ‘cheers’ and ’applauae’ In paFefithe- "Gee I She thinks that about you, too.” You will hasten recovery by tak- “Well, then what are you taking down “Oh, Indeed? That's glorious. How Ing one of Ayer’s Fills at bedtime. ■ow?” do you know?” “The ‘cheers’ and ‘applause’ and substi “I heard her fellin' ma you was a re<u* tuting ’sneers’ and ’groans.' ”, lar puddin'."—Cleveland Leader. Miss Adelbert had just returned from a vacation spent at a tiny village on the Maine coast. In recounting her experiences she tslked somewhat for the benefit of a cousin, a quiet verson, who wss visiting her city rslstlves for the first time in msny years. “There wss just one store in the place," said Mise Adelbert, “and they kept everything, that is, everything they bad to keep. “One day I went in tp buy some ■oap, and just on a vantur« I asked tb« clerk if they bad Browning. Ila stared at me a second, then went off and looked under the counter« ap.d on th« •helve«. “Presently be came- back and said, ‘No, mis», we ain’t got none. We got blacking, an" we got bluing, an’ we got wbitlng, but we ain’t got a bit o’ browning in tbe store.’ ” Miss Adelbert bad to mak« several protests to assure her audience that Usual form, liquid, or in new form, tablets, 100 Doses One Dollar. thia really happened. Finally tbe cous in asked, gravely, “But, Cousin Bert, why didn’t you say varnish in th« first The seientia« Way. place?” “Were you annoyed while on the wit “Yes, be calls himself a scientific ness stand?” farmer.” There la more Catarrh in this section of th« tban all other diseases put together, “Slightly," answered the great cor "And what does tbe science consist oountry and until the last few years was supposed tubs poration magnate. “The judge and one In?” Incurable. For agreatmany y ears do ctor «pro- " a local * ' diseasa, disease, and prescribed prescribed ------ local nounced ■ it or two other people in the courtroom “Why, be stays In town and runs the remedies, ana by constantly failing to curs — «eemed to think they were quite as Im farm by telephone."—Cleveland Plain wiUi local treatment, pronounced it éurable Science baa proven catarrh to be a constitu portant as myself.”—Washington Star. Dealer. tional disease, and therefore require« constltu A Doctors IN THE NATIONALUAUS OF CONGRESS iHAD CATARRt1 THIRTY YEARS Medicine Spring Humors Impure or effete matters accumulated in the blood during the winter cause in the spring such disfiguring and painful troubles as boils, pimples, and other erdptions, also weakness, loss of appetite and that tired feeling. ,___2_Thg. b£§t medicine to take to rid yourself of them is Hcod’s Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood, and effects permanent cures by giving healthy functional activity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin. This is the testimony of tens of thousands who have taken this great spring medicine. Accept no substitute for Hobo’s Sarsaparilla, but in sist on having Hood’s and get it today. Sold by druggists everywhere. tional treatment. Hell'«Cstarrn Cure, menu factured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio, it the only constitutional cure on the market. D is take if internally in doses from lOdropetos' mucom aurfecea of tbe «y.tem. Th.v offer on« bundred doliera for anr case it falla lo oare Beád for circular, and testimoníala. Addreaa, F J. ( HENKY A CO., Toledo, O Sold by l>ru,ri.t., 75c. , Hall'» Family Pilla are iba beat. J More Converts .Every Year i Every day in every year that comes, more housewives •re giving up their exhorbitant priced Baking Powder« and turning to K C. the honest and reliable, which has stood so well OUHCES “From a hasty examination,” said the doctor, “I/am decidedly of the opinion that you are suffering from tbe peculiar trouble known ‘clergy- man's sor« throat.’ ” “The--- — you «ayT exclaimed the caller. “It Is qifte possible, ^owever, that I mar ba arum 1 will luaka aiual.ee ing out that Ä BAKING V POWDER K IS MANf* costs one-third the price of powder anywhere near K C quality, and makes better, purer, more healthful baking. 25 ounces for 25c. Bend po«tal for " Book of PtMenll." JAQUES MFG. CO Chicago, Ill. ▲ OUARANTKED curb for pilks . Itchtn,. RI nd, Blwdln«, Protrudln, FU m . Drug- ,1.U ar. autbnrlM-d to refund money If POZO 01NTMKNT foil, to cure In 0 to 14 daye. 10c. The Misus—Mary Ann, please ex plain to me bow it is that I saw you kissing a young man in the kitchen last night. The Maid—Sure, I dunno how it la. ma'am, unless yes wer« lookin’ tb« keyhol«. — Cleveland through Loader. Mother» will find Mrs. Window’s Boothin f Syrup the beet remedy to use for their ahUdren during the toethln« period. j FERRYS xSErEr “Do you underatand tha tariff quee- tion?” ‘'Perfectly,” answered Mr. Cumrox. “All raw material I use in my businesa ahould be admitted duty free. Everythin, else ahould be taxed.”—Washington Star. Well Drillin, Medilnery, Drilling & f telling Tools. Irrigation Plant.Hydrau* Do you wish to grow the muet ocher*. REŒR.’ON MAiHWERY CO. applicatila U2-4-S Murrino» St. Porti* nd Oregon o. M. n»»v a co Detroit, Mion. “Ha! Tou refuse m«, then, proud beauty? Well, I know your reasons? Were I rich you would be but too glad to accept me." “Mayhap, It Is even «o, Rupert Ffts- goobler. But by my troth you wouTT have to be a whole lot richer than anybody else In the world. I’ll tell you that"—Cleveland Leader. flTO P«rman«ntly Cured. Wo fltaor nerrounneM I U after first da/’a um of Dr.K line's Great Nerr« Restorer. Kend for Fr«« trial bottle and treatise. Dr. B. H. Kline. Ltd.. Ml Arch BL. FLIladslphla, Pa. WANTED Tuesday, February 27. Washignton, Feb. 27. — The senate today agreed to vote on the statehood bill before adjournment on Friday, March 9. The proposition was made by Beveridge, and there was little diffi culty in reaching an understanding. The suggestion immediately followed a speech in support ot the bill by Hop kins, during the course of which H«li suggeeted that the territories were not prepared for statehood, and suggeeted that their admission be deferred. The remainder of tbe day was devot ed to the discussion of the bill provid ing for the settlement of the affairs of the Five Civilized Tribes of Indians, the major portion of the time being given to tbe provision for tbe disposal of the coal lands in Indian Territory. POMMEL SLICKER SE2,WATmo()f SSS CLOTHING PI A MOW A ORGA NS — Oldest piano honse on Pa- clfld coast, organ* and PianOM on ea*y payment*. Write t»r list. Let u* <Mi<He you a price. Allen A Gil tart-Ramaker Co., Penland, Oregon. Orewon Horbe—HpecISc for ail Kidney and Bladder troubles- Cure. HACKACHE, ^rteesoc. Trial Biao sent hy mall for 10c. lu .lamp* Uend today. ■>, Thirl st - Human HattBood«-switche«. Pompadours, Man'» Tow*« aari W iim; b-S»«4«»ttty : low»»« pHroa; itacteRy. wndfor uva nrWa Hat : mall order. a iwvialty. Far« Hair Hioru. aw Washington st. Kwt Em ism P. N.U to die. He cores with those wonderful Chi nes* herb*, rcxHs. bud*, i bark* and vegetable* that are entirely un- | known to^medlcal sc*- ence In 1 hi* c<>nmry. Through ih« u*« of those harm less remedies thi* lainon* doctor knows the sctlou of over 500 different remedies which h' siicceashilly uses In dtfferen. disease*. He LBMFMnI» SSto4,urscatarrh, asthma, teng, thr<<% rheumatism, n+rvousne**, stomach, liven k d- ha* te«L mo« tala. 1 tartun mufferete. I ail and ne« him Patirne« ouToTtlNrWty writs for blankr and r reatara mad a tamp. CONSULTATION i'KKL uin» THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO Mention paper. “Whadda you think •' my sister, Mr., Spoons lot?" 'Why, Johnny, I think she's very “Geel Rhe thinks that about yon. too." “Oh, Indeed? That’s glorious. How do you know?" ... • , “I he«rd her tellln’ ms you wss a regular puddin'.”—Cleveland Leader. PORTIAMO. OREGON. The Freachsaas eats nearly twice as / Washington, Feb. 23. — By a vote of I to 5 the senate committee on inter state commene today agreed to report the Hepburn railroad rate bill without amendment, but the reeolution re served to the members of the commit tee freedom of action concerning amendment! offered in th« «anata. By a vote of 5 to 3, Republicans prevail ing, Tillman, a Democrat, was given the honor of reporting the bill. Tfii« establishes a precedent, in-that^ Re publican senate committee has given to a Democrat control of an important measure passed by a Republican house and endorsed by a Republican presi- detft. . Washington, Feb.27.—Military mat ters held the attention of the house to day, tbe army appropriation bill being under consideration for amendment. That General Corbin and General Mac- Arthur might become lieutenant gen erals, .the provision abolishing that Thursday, February 22. rank was eliminated on a point of order raised by Grosvenor, of Ohio, who sub Washington, Feb, 22.—Knox’« much stituted an amendment to abolish the discussed and long expected railroad grade after officers had been uro- I bill WRA iutlodiWAd in tha eHData todav. moted, but this, torr, met defeMTMam- and because of the exceptional interest bers of the'appropriations committee on tbe subject was accorded tbe unus disputed -the right ot the military com ual privilege of a reading for tbe in mittee to appropriate for an apparatus formation of the senators on tbe day of for fire control of field artillery, but introduction. At the request of Hale, chairman of without success. Only eight of the 50 pages of the bill were passed upon the committee on naval affaire, tbe bill providing for the punishment of hazing when the house adjourqod. at the naval academy at Annapolis was r , I Monday, February 26. taken up and discussed at length, Dick | Washington, Feb. 26.—The/zdeath ol advocated extreme measures, saying ex-Speaker-- Barvid B. Henderson was that netting less would accomplish the the subject of appropriate action in the desired result. He said that he had house of representatives today, when, investigated the hazing practice, and after the transaction of leas than a was prepared to pronounce it ‘‘an edu day’« business, resolutions of regret cator in brutality.” He considered it and esteem were adopted and adjourn a crime out of harmony with the office ment taken as a further mark of respect held by the midshipmen. The bill was to his memory. Several 'bills relating passed. to tbe District ot Columbia were Washington, Feb. 22.—The house to passed, incorporating the Lake Erie A Ohio River Ship Canal company. The day refused to adjourn in celebration bill will be put on its passage the first of Washington’s birthday, and it« members participated in a general field thing tomorrow. During the consideration of district day of debate on tbe army appropria legist Uion, Sims, ot Tennessee, made a tion bill. Tbe speeches took a wide severe arraignment of the form of the •napga.— g------------- —z Ship subsidy was discussed for an District. lit was un-American, un hour by Gilbert, who took the position republican and un-democratic. A bill was passed giving a national that ships could be built as cheaply charter to the National Society of Sons in this country as abroad. He asserted that the United States possessed tbe of the American Revolution. finest merchant marine fleet of any WashingtOtf^Teb. 26.—The Hepburn nation. railroad, rate bill was reported to the Tomorrow the joint reeolution direct senate today by Tillman, in accord ing the Interstate Commerce commis ance with tbe action of the senate com sion to investigate the railroad, soft mittee on-rinterstate commerce last and anthracite coal and oil trusts will Friday- Large crowds assembled in be considered and most likely adopted. tbe galleries, anticipating a field day A bill was passM reserving from dis of debate, but were disappointed. posal by the government Battle Moun There was little of interest in the pro tain, 8. D’. Tbe mountain is made’a ceedings regarding the bill. A brief part of the Battle Mountain Sanitarium statement from Tillman with the neces reserve. . The mountain tabes its name sary arrangement for printing the re from being the ancient battleground port of the hearings before the commit lietween the Crow and th* 8ioux In tee and a promise that a formal report dians. would be made later, was followed by a A joint resolution was agreed to al few remarks from Aldrich, showing the lowing Alaska teachers and employes opposed tÉe Ìiì 11 as reported. Xidrlcli Their*salaries. indicated that there would be no un necessary delay, but that the bill would Wednesday, February 21. be discussed in accordance with its im Washington, Feb.' 21. — Secretary portance. • -, :r Shaw submitted a report to the house Clapp called up the bill to dispose today concerning permanent appropria of tbe affairs of the five civilised tribes tions made from the general treasury, in Indian Territory, and the prelim in compliance with a resolution of Rep inary discussion was mainly criticism reeentative Tawney of Minnesota, of tbe disposition of the coal lands chairman of the house committee on owned by the Indians. appropriations, who has been leading Dick occupied the floor during the the fight against permanent appropria afternoon, continuing hie speech in sup tion anil has a bill pending which pro- port of tbe joint statehoood bill. viiies for abolishing such appropriations Among the bills passed was one ap except fur sinking fund, international propriating 175,000 for a public build payments and a few other fixed obliga ing at Moecow, Idaho, and one at Baker tions. City, Oregon, costing |75,000. It is the desire of Mr. Tawney that appropriations shall be made available Frieay, February 23. ’’*' for two years for the payment of ex Wàshington, Feb. 23. — Preceded by penditures properly incurred within a debate which indicated no hesitancy, that time, and at the end of that period but rather a relish, in taking action all unexpended balances shall be trans against alleged railroad combinations, ferred to the surplus fund, thus avoid- the home agreed without opposition ing m a kin g th e a ppropri a tion s p e r M«- today to the Tillmm-Gillespie resolu nent. tion, directing the Interstate Commerce Washington, Feb. 21. — After 15 commission to make an immediate in quiry and report regarding alleged re years of more or less serious considera straints of trade on the part of certain tion of the subjects, the senate today railroads in tbe handling of coal and passed the Heyburn pure fcod bill by oil. The reeolution was not in the the dscisive vote of 63 to 4. The vote form in which it passed the senate, and was taken after a day devoted almost will go back to that body for its second exclusively to desultory debate on the bill. Several efforts were made to action. Proceeding under call of committee, amend the bill, and the committee ac- boills were passed to require 175 worth optpd a number of suggestions, but of work annually on mining claims and only those thus accepted were incor |5 worth of work on roads and trails porated in the bill as passed. Mrs. Aacum—Doesn't that lasy hus A bright man with team in your coun ty. Steady work and good wages to right band of yours work for you at all? Mrs. Jackson—'Deed, ma’am, be say man. References required. For par- I ticulars address • he ain't gwlne ter, kase he's a-tryin’ to Portland Trade Directory lib up to the bible teaebin'. B om X Winona, Minn. Mra. Ascum—What bible teaching? Smoot Makes an Enemy, Mrs. Jackson—He say de bible done •entative Busines« firma. Washington, Feb. 27 —When the tell us dat "Contentment am bettahdan TSF The&nwTOWEE'O PHOTO SUPPLIES; Ktxlak developing and print* great riches," so be des nacher'ly bound senate takes a vote on the Smoot case, Ing; writ« for price*. Woodard, < l»rk« A t o it is quite likely that Senator Heyburn, ter be contented.—Philadelphia Press. MA<>IC I m NTBRNS—Weimer Co., Portland. of Idaho, will vote to unreal Mr. Lowíat prier« on lantern* and MHdr«. TO CURE A COLD IM ONE DAT Smoot, notwithstanding it has always Take UAK ATI VE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Drug KLAHTIC HOSIERY ; Supportar*. Bracee; Knit to Sata refund mon«y If It fai ■ to cur«. K. W. been understood that Mr. Heyburn was Fit; free measurement blank*: Woodard, Clarke. RUVI'b signature la ou «acb box. Me. HAS MEN ADVERTISED a Mormon sympathizer in his own HORHEH or all kind, for Mie at very reaaonabie AND SOLD FOB A state, and was elected by Mormon price«, inquire Tit Front HL QUAmR OF A CENTURY A stray cow, picked up by th« po votes in the Idaho legislature. Be LIKE ALL TRUSS EH vnlm approval: we guaranty* St In lice on th« South Sid«, nearly pu^ th« hind this apparent change of front ,on most difficult cm ««; Woodard, Clarke A Co. < the part of Senator Hepburn lies an officer out of buslneas and xreated. Jots k«. ***1<I Fair Gold BWKKT FKA intertsting story that developed during ot fun for th« urchin« in th« neigh Medal pc. « tbe course of hie now famous ape C i borhood. Th« cow was csptured by It i» *U« of th« be>t ARTIFICIAL UVES; eyery »hailr and «h»)—: •«- against Roosevelt’s forest reserve policy. Mterieb. in black or jr**ow. ■ortment writ on approval; Woodard, Clark» Co the newly appointed subpollceman, fully (uaranteed and «bld by and, wishing to distinguish himself CREAM SEPARATORS—WoMfuarantee the U.S. After the Big Grafter*. reliable dealeri «»eiywhere Separator to be the be*t. Writ« tor fre« cala lug. by an arrest, be determined to tak« Haselwood <’o., Fifth and Oak. STICK TO THE Washington, Feb. 27.—Now that the th« bovin« to th« «tatlon house. Pro SIGN OF THE FISH, two principal figures in the posts! MEM’BCLnfrniNG— Ruffum A Pendleton, note curing ■ rope, he fastened it to her ag>atn Alfred Benjamin correct clothe*. Every frauds have been landed tn the peni horns and started down Cottage Grove thing in men’* furn nhtngn. Morrinun and Sixth tentiary, it is doubtful whether some street«. Opposite postoffie«. avenue. The thoroughfare was slip of the untried conspirators will ever be FREK USB IN ORKCON m-der the Carry Irrl- pery from a rainstorm, and In a iffy brought into court. It was long since gallon act. Idirect from «täte. Write today, th« policeman wa« sliding down the established that the systematic postal honk let and map I¥» ms H. Mr eoota A Co* 251 * Alder street, Purtterd, Oregon. asphalt on his stomach, with th« cow frauds unearthed two years ago were POULTRY FOOD—If yon want your tans to lay on a dead run. Th« officer was game planned and carried out under the di more reF* write us for free particulars afeuit Pl- WONDERFUL HOME and bung on to his captive for a rection of August W. Machen, chief RINA POULTRY FKEDS-Acme Mills Co.. TREATMENT Portland. Oregon. square, when th« boys beaded th« ani ol the free delivery division, and This wondrrfil Chl- mal off. He landed his prisoner and George W. Beavers, chief of the sal TAILORS—I'ofombla Woolen MIU« Co.. Portland, ne*« Doctor ia call'd' Ore. I alm style clothes made to measuro cheap. great becau*« hs cure* then begged off for the night to clean aries and allowance division of the Onr sell measurement system Insures per.set at. people without opsre- Write for free samples ami prices. ■p.—Chicago Inter Ocean. tlon that are glv« » up Postoffice department. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING for each mining claim in Alaska; allow ing foreign ship« to clear from American ports without examination certificates when the countries to ^rjiich they belong recognize American certificates of in- ’pectiqn; to prevent foreign built dredges from operating in the United State«, except the dredge« no* at work in the United States under contract. 1 No Aid for Congo. Washington, Féb. 27.—The attitude of the American government towards the conditions in the Congo Free State and the American desire for some plsn for the administration of Central Africa by the eeveral powers ruling or exer cising a controlling influence tj^re are stated in a letter tent by Secretary R^ot to Representative Denby, of Michigan. Secretary Root says this government has no power to investigate Congo con ditions. , Congressman Meekison Gives Praise to Pe-ru-na for His Recovery Decides for Railroads. Washington, Feb. 28. — The suits known as the citrus fruit cases, in which all tbe railroads of Southern California were inrtoduced, were today decided favorably to the railroads by the Supreme court of the Uniteri States, the opinion being by Justice Peckham. Ttie cares involved the right of the railroad companies to designate the route for fruit shipped East after leav ing their own lines. The decision of the Circuit court tor th» Southern dis- trkt of CiliTornia and also the order of'the commission were reversed. Prosecute Ohio Roads Next. Washington, Feb. 28. — Based upon Supreme court decision in the Chesa peake A Ohio New Haven coal rate case, rendered Tuesday, the Interstate Commerce commission is preparing to bring suite against several of tbe large coal lines. Aside from th« anthracite coal roads, it is said that the Baltimore A Ohio, Hocking Valley, Ohio Central and Wheeling will be made defendants in such litigation. Decisions of the Supreme court make it illegal for rail roads to engage in any business other than that of common carrier. New Naturalization Bill. Washington, Feb. 28. The house committee on immigration and natural isation submitted a favorable report to day on a bill to create a bureau of Im migration and Naturalisation under the department of Commerce > and Labor and to amend existing naturalization lawt. Representative Bonynge, of Colorado', prepared the report, which which reviews naturalisation frauds and says two principle« controlling naturalisation are included in the bill. CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON PRAISES PE-RU-NA Hon. David Meekisoa, Napoleon, Ohio, ex-member of congress, Fifty-fith district, writes: “I have used several bottles of Peruna and I feel greatly benefited thereby from my catarrh of the head. I feel encouraged to believe that if I use it a short time longer I will be fuUy able to eradicate the disease of thirty years’ standing." DAVID MEEKISON. ANOTPER SENSATIONAL CURE: Mr, Jacob L. Davis, Galena, Stone county, Mo., writes: ‘‘I have been in bad health tor thirty-seven years, and after tak ing twelve bottles of your Peruna I am cured.”—Jacob L. Davis. If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Peruns, wri e at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your cate and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, Preside it of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. Plenty Chinese girls as a rule are nut sent to school; the mother sui>erinten<ls their training iu housework. As soon as the girls sre old enough they arc taught to cook, sew, make and mend clothe« and Indeed do all domestic work. But the enlightene<|, Chinese •ends bls daughter to school when uear a mission or some other school. "Twas at a hop that he proposed; His heart wV>nt thump ty-tbunip. But that same heart was true, and she Accented at a jump. ®T t » They were discussing the canal. ' "I don't think, said one, "that Bige low stayed down there long enough te learn anything abdut conditions.” “Oh, I dunno," said another; “a man can get considerable bit up by fleas ia less 'en twenty-four hours.” Sandy—Gritty George went up de road an' told all de ladles in de way side. cottages dat I once had a cast!« In France an' an automobile. Dusty—Gee! Wld such a press agent ns dat yer ought to git on de «tags. L »••ewje«*o«*e e*e«*e : e*oa*»e*s ♦J«***«**^**t**t* **♦*{***• HE ATTENDS TO BUSINESS ' who gdes straight to work to euro ; ’_______ ... Hurts, Sprains, Bruises ' by the use of St. Jacobs Oil and saves time, money and gets out of misery quickly. It Acts Like Magic. Price, 25c. and 5Oc. 18 YEARS HERE And do’mr dentai.work «1! the time—that 1* compvtFiit lo p«rlorm ihr mo*t lni|M>rtunt dental operation*. No matter th«- nature of the Work, there I* a man her« to do it. WISE BROS., DENTISTS DR. IL A, STUItDFV ANT Spedalini on Cbildren1« Ì eeth ami Regulating. Falling Bldg., Th'rd and Washington Ri*. H a. m. to V p. m. Sunday* 9 lo IX Ma i drjv Work Done on Weekly and Monthlv Payments The Little Doctor in your Vest Pocket EE the thin, round-cornered little Enamel Box below I When ) carried in your vest pocket It means Health-Insurance. It contains Six Candy Tablets of pleasant taste, almost as pleasant aa chocolate. Each tablet is a working dose of Cas- carets, which acts like Exercise on (the Bowels and Liver. It will not purge, sicken, nor upset the etomaoh. Because it is not a " Bile- driver,” like Salts, So dium, Calomel, Jalap, Senna, nor Aperient Waters. These waste Diges tive J ul c e s of the system needed t^ morrow. In merely flushing out the Bow els today. They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to contract, expand, and squeeze the Diges tive Juices out of food eaten. Cascareis do 'this naturally, without purging or discomfort. They don’t help the Bowels and Liver In such a way as tb make them lean upon Similar assistance for the future. This is why, with Cascareis, the dose may be lessened each succeeding time Instead of1 Increased, as it must be with all succeeding dose« of other Cathartics and Laxatlvea. Cascarela acJ like exercise. If carried In your Vest Pocket, (or car ried in My Lady's Purse), awd eaten C Just when you sus- peet you need one, you will never know a sick day from tha ordinary Ills of life. Neither Is It like Castor Oil, Glycerine, Because, nearly ad or other Oily Laxa these Ills begin In tives that simply the Çowel», and Showing tizo of” Veti Poc^cf' lubricate the Intes partial Constipation •Çascarel Box compared to Walch. tines fA Jkansit of paves the way for the food stopped Up in them at that partic all other Diseases. "Vest Pocket" box 10 cent«. ular time. These emergency drugs relieve the Be sure you get the genuine, made Immediate trouble, but do not relie*« its only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never «old In bulk.' Every tablet Cause. . The «ame troubleLwlll therefore recur »tan^ped "CCC.” - ■ .. •gain till that Catee is removb^ peTv. A' ipT e e • manently. to- TREE TO OUR nLIENIMI Th« chief cause of Constipation «nd We want to send to oar friends a beaotlM Indigestion I» a weakness of the Musclea French-drsigned GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX In color«. It I, a beauty for the that contract the Intestine«, and Bowels. *■ •hard-enameled dressinft table. Ten cents In stamps is liked as a Carcarets are practically to the Bowel measure ot good faith and to cover cost of CascareU With which tins dainty trinket Is loaded. 71» Musclea what a Massage and Cold Bath S-nd to-day, mentioning this paper. Address SUiuag Reawdy Company. Chicage er New Yacb •r« to the Athletic Muscle*.