Rheumatism
Science
ivention
Tbe pulse register of Dr. Gartner, of
Vienna, has proven bery racceeaful in
leasenisg tbe surgeon’s work in watch­
ing tbe circulation of patients under
unaesthetics. It consists of a watch-
like box, which is attached to tbe.pa-
tient's forearm, and with bands that
parilla ha« cored thousand*. ere moved over tbe dial by a sensitive
spring, very accurately showing the
pulse and blood-pressure vibrations. It
WOMEN EA«Y TO WAKE.
even reveals pulse action so feeble that
Hotel Me* Bava Gr««t*r Troabl« la the finger cannot feel it
Boaalns Men from Their Slumber*.
Tbo much-ricficttied name of “liquid
“It is immeasurably harder to awak-
crystals
” la still retained by Dr. Otto
en men in the morning than it is wom-
en.” * hotel proprietor informs mo, Itabmann, who has published an en­
ray* a writer in the St Louis Globe- , larged list of tn« organic compound*
having tbe peculiar propertie*. The**
Democrat “A tap or two at a wom­
substance*, a* {w** firet made clear
an’s door in the morning is sufficient
fifteen year* ago, have two melting
No matter bow late she may tyvs re­
tired, no matter bow exhausted ebe point* and at Intermediate ~ tempera­
may have been, no matter bow faint ture* move freely Hke liquid*, but
ths ‘yes’ that comes from the bed in polarize light like crystal* and show
inswer to tbe knock, you can bank on the dlchroiam of crystal*. Whether
It that within a half-hour or so that they are really like solid 'crystals la
woman will walk Into the dining-room, still disputed.
bright-eyed and cheerful; but with a I In the survey of the Scottish lakes
which is now nearly completed, a
man—well, It’s different
“A man may leave a call for 7 depth of 1,017 feet has been reached
o'clock in tbe morning with the warn­ In Loch Morar. This proves to bolbe
ing that he must be up at that hour. deepest lake In the United Kingdom,
A few minutes before 7 you detail a and, as tbe surface la but thirty feet
boy for the purpose and tell him not above aea level nearly tbe entire bed
to stop pounding until tbe man of tbe lake la below tbe aurface Hue
awaken. Tbe room may be on the top of the ocean. Only seven deeper lakes
floor, but you can bear tbe thump, are known in Europe, four being in
~ thump, thump on tbe door 'way down Norway and three in Italy. At a depth
In the office. Does tbe man wake wltb of one thousand feet the temperature
a faint 'yes’ and scramble out of bed? of Loch Morar la fairly constant
Net he. The boy knocks until his throughout tbo year at about 42 de­
knuckles are sore, and then suddenly grees.
Beginning with schools to teach
a stentorian voice roars from th.
room, ’Yes, yes, what in blase* 1* the spinning by hand In tbe eighteenth
matter with you? Do you think I'm century, Germany baa continued to
dead ’ The boy retire*, turn* in bl* improve tbe instruction in textile in­
report at the office and goes to ease dustry offered to its people with every
advance of practical acience a* applied
hia hand in cold water.
"Three hours later a swollen-eyed to ~weavtbg and spinning. Textile
individual, with wrinkles in bl* brow, school*, where the manipulation of the
walks up to the desk. ’I thought I most Intricate machinery la taught are
left a call here for 7 o'clock In th* now found all over the empire, and it
morning.’ *You did, and th* bellboy ~t* held by aome persons that they con-
woke you promptly at 7.’ That’* a stitute the main pillar by virtue of
little too strong,' la the answer, and which the German textile Industry
after you’ve argued with him for. half maintains its competitive power -In
The courses of In­
an hour you haven’t convinced him foreign markets.
that be waa actually awakened as he struction are frequently revised, and
bad ordered. So it goes day after day. everything la kept up on a scientific
.The women get up promptly in re- ba*l*.
sponse to a call, while the men-lnva-
'it i* so easy to obtain gold In
riably turn over to have another nap.” a very pure state that its melt­
f .
------------------ ; Ing-polnt la a fact of much prac-
He Got Rt*b* Up.
tlcal importance becauae it servo*
It 1* a thankless and sometime* diffl- nM g constant, or basis of comparison,
cult task to wak* a sleeper in th* |n
measurement of high tempera­
morning so effectively that he will get■ -tures. Th* latest experiment* for
up at once, yet It may be done, rafely tertalnlnglng thl* point with exact!-
and effectually, by any one who will tnde have been conducted in Pari* by
follow a »imple plan recently described MeMrw jaeqU<rod and Perrot using
In tbe Rochester Herald.
a special type of electrical resistance
A man put up for tbe night at the furnace,' and a nitrogen thermometer
loading hotel In a amall town, and be­ of fused quarto,
The melting point
fore retiring left instructlona to bo was found to be 1067.2 degrees gentl-
' called in time for an early train. In grade, or In round numbers about 1051
tbe morning be was disturbed at an degrees Fahreahelt This is about 11
early hour by a thundering tattoo upon degrees Fahrenheit higher tban some
bl* door.
*
former determinations, but somewhat
"Well?” be demanded, sleepily, and lower than others.
not very pleasantly.
I Movsd by the apparent lose of time
"I’ve got an important mesaage for
and increase of errors caused by the
you,” replied a youthful voice from tbe
traditional uas of Roman numerals tn
corridor.
—
designating volumes in bibliographie
Tbe man was up in an Instant; he
references, Dr. R. M. Yerkes of Har­
opened the door and received from the
bell boy ■ large envelop^. He opened vard has submitted the matter to a
simple scientific test Choosing ten
it hastily. Inside, on * amall slip of well-educated persons, he determined
paper, wa* written In large lettere:
for each the time required for writing
“Thia la tbe time you wanted to get
and for reading tbe Roman «nd tbe
- *p.”
Arabic numerals from 1 to 100, and
also the relative number of errors com­
Odd Preecrlptiow*.
mitted. Hia conclusion is that It takes
"We-get some very odd prescriptions three and one-third times a*' long to
frequently,” raid the druggist yester­ write tbe Roman numerals as the
day. “Only to-day two boys came into Arabic, and the chance of error Is 21
my store and one of them banded me n times as great It takes three times a*
written:
•lip of paper. On it
Ion« to read them, and the chance of
’Please give the bearer 5 cents’ worth
error la eight times as groat An il­
' of Paddy Gory.'
lustration la the number 88, which In
“But I took a chance and gave the Roman style Is LXXXVIII.. In tbo
boy some paregoric. I have beard noth­
International Catalogue of Scientific
ing further from the Incident and 1 Literature the volume numbers are
guess 1 Interpreted the nii-asage cor­
printed in bsavy-faced Arabic typs.
rectly. It 1* a wise provision of tbe
law which requires strict vigliancs NEWFOUNDLAND'S GOVERNOR.
upon pharmacists who are so frequent
ly called upon to supply drugs with
simple names which many simple per­
I have ju*t been favored by Sir Wil­
sons cannot spell or pronounce.”—
liam Macgregor, the newly appointed
Phlladelpbla Pres*.
governor of Newfoundland, with an In­
terview, says a LonQon correspondent
of tbe New York Herald. I also met
' hia wife, Lady Macgregor. Sir Wll-
' Ham, in his photographs, la depicted
in court dress. Such a photograph
really mlerepreeenta the new governor,
for he is no carpet knight and there
is nothing of the court lackey about
him. In some of the wildest regions
Coiumbu*. Ohio, May so, 1903.
of the Britiah empire bia work has
Six yearsago I had a severe attack of been don*, ruling every ravage tribe
Inflammatory Rheumatism. I waa laid up under tropical auna, defying fever and
in bed for six month*, and the doctor* I
Yatigue, taking his life In bls hands of­
icinre every week and nothing they pre- ten and always administering justice
Kfltad seemed to help me. Finally I be­ 'with flrm and fee ri*** impartiality.
gan the tue of 8.8.3. My kueeandelbo# After ST he baa earned the right to the
comparative ease and quiet which the
tim* my joint* were *o swollen and pain­ goverushlp of England's oldest colony
ful that I could not dose them whan will afford him now that the trouble-
opened, ' 1 waa so bad that I could not
move knee or foot. I was getting discour- some French question has been prac­
tically settled.
;
* .
Aa hia name Implies, Sir William is
ued it, and to-day I ain a sound well man a Scotchman, and like most of that,
and have never had a return of the disease. sturdy race who achieve distinction hs-
SS. 8. purified my blood and cured m*
thia severe case of Rheumatism after started In life without any wealth or
everything else had failed. I hav* reo- family influence to rn*h him- along.
commanded it to other* with good re­ HI* father was a farmer in a small
sult*.
R. H. C bafman .
way, but with big idea* as to the
value of education and he *aw to it
Th* poisonous acids that produce the In­ that hia boy got a good one. When it
flammation and pain are absorbed into tbs came to the choice of a profession, tbe
blood snd Rheumatism can never be con­ lad oloctod medicine and obtained bls
quered till these are neutralised and fil­ M. D. degree from the University of'
tered out of the blood and system. S. 8. S. Edinburgh.
woes directly into the circulation and at­
Being of an adventurous spirit and
tacks thedisease itself. It purifies and re­
stores tbe blood to a healthy, viroroua anxious to so* something of tbe world
twatrad of banging out bls shingle in
som* country town and waiting for pa­
tients to turn up be booked himself at
th* colonial office and waa appointed
vegetable. ¡Write
ua and our physi­ government medical officer at Sey-
cians will advis* chrtle* in 1878. A y*ar later be waa
tranaforred to Port Louis on the Isle
of Mauritius and lit 1875 was made
chief medical officer for Fiji.
It waa at Fiji b* proved himself a
b*ro. Th* ship Syria, freighted with
coolies and their families, waa wreck­
ed on th* Naailal reef. He organised
th* r*U*f party and took command of
it B*p*atedly be swam to-tbe wreck,
returning each time with a man or
woman on hia back and sometimes
Became to get rW of it yon
BN
with a child In addition gripped by It*
clotbee between bl* teeth. In.
way be aayed himself no les* than
live*. It wa* a feat that only a man
of bi* immense physical strength' as
well as courage could have accom­
plished. For this be received the
Clarke gold medal and values it far
higher than the “K. C. M. G . C. B.,"
which be la entitled to tack after bis
name.
It waa at Fiji, too, that his talent*
aa an administrator were first discov­
ered and he was appointed receiver­
general of the island*. That opened
up a new career to him and be gave
up doctoring sick folk. In 1888 be
made administrator of British
New Guinea. The !<ew Guinea na-
are about the worst lot of sav-
under the control of the British
crown, most of them regarding it as a
waste of human life to slay a man
without subsequently dihlng upon
him. But for ten years he ran the
British part of that big island, leaving
a record behind him thafTs a con­
spicuous example of what can be ac­
complished among the most intracta­
ble people by a judicious combination
of firmness and moderation.
It wae to Lagos Sir William was
next dispatched as governor and this
post be held for four year*, preserving
yM even balance «f-justic* to whites
•nd black* and Winning the eateem of
all claue*.
NEW YORK CHURCH PROPERTY.
Real Estate Worth *316,094,195 Is
Exempted from Taxation.
A list of the church properties ex­
empt from taxation In New York, 1s-
used by the Federation' of Churches
and Christian organisations, shows
that the Roman Catholic body 1* the
denomination richest in church prop­
erty. In the entire city it possesses
real estate to tbs value of $55,582,065.
Of this $34,419,100 is on Manhattan
Island, $7,083,875 In the Bronx. $11,-
785,615 in Brooklyn, $1,424,025 In
Queens and $919,950 In Richmond.
Th* total value of
Protestant
-churches in New York is $114,870,255,
divided aa follow*: Manhattan, $91,-
918,200; Bronx, $2,798,235; Queens, $1,-
504,65a and Richmond, $2,204,650.
The total value of church and hospital
property in all New York exempt from
taxaUon Is $216,694,195.
Of all the Protestant churches, the
Episcopal is the richest, possessing in
all New York property worth $53,000,-
450, divided as follows: Manhattan,
$48,392,500; Bronx, $83&,250; Brooklyn,
$3,334,500; Queens, $416,900, and Rich­
mond,“ $197,300.
Next comes tbe Presby terian Church,
with a total New York valuation-of
$16,714,100, including Manhattan, $13,-
922,000; Bronx, $872,600; Brooklyn,
$1,699,900; Queens, $169,100, and Rich­
mond, $50,500.
Closely. following the Presbyterian
Church in property values comes the
Jewish faith, with $13,420,050 in all
New „York, Including $12,428,800 in
Manhattan, $234,000 in the Bronx,
$651,400 in Brooklyn, $75,000 in Queens
and $30,850 Ln Richmond.
Then come in order tbe Union Prot-
estknta, with $10,190,700 In all New
York City; the Methodist Episcopal
Church, with $8,513,050; tbe Reformed
Dutch, with $7,117,120; th* Baptiat,
with $6,564,455; the Congregationalist*,
with $2,632,085; the Lutheran General
Council, with $2,118,550; the Unitarian,
with $1,214,500, and the Lutheran
synodical conference, Kith $1,152,645.
The Salvation Army own* $263,500
worth of'real estate In flew York (Man-
irs of Ameri-
hattan), and
ca $12,000 worth In Queens. The least
wealthy denomination Is the Christian
Alliance, which owns a $2,500 house
In Brooklyn. Churches marked un­
classified own $1,845,500 worth of
property In Manhattan and $7,000
worth In Brooklyn. Tbe yhavs noth­
ing In the Bronx, Queen* or Richmond.
Hospital* own $14,782,400 worth of
property in all New York.—Nsw York
World.
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World Beek*'Water Power.
The lesson of tbs use of Niagara
Falls for generating electricity has
been put to worldwide application,
says the New York World. Through­
out tbe world falling water, according
to a paper read before Tibs British As­
sociation by Campbell Ewinton, yields
to man’s use an energy equal to 1,483,-
390 horse power, of which Great Brit­
ain figures for only 11,900 horse power.
. Tbe British Aluminum Company
gets 7,000 horse power from the fall*
of Foyer* and it expect* presently to
procure 17,000 horse power from Loch
Leven. The North Wales Electric
Power Company is about to tap Lake
Llydaw, on Snowdon, and hope« to ob­
tain 8,200 horse power for every work­
ing day of nine hours. Finally, the
Scotch Water Power Syndicate la peer­
ing round in quest of waters that it
can impriaon at lofty levels and so
generate electric power. From Loch
Sloy, 757 feet kbove Loch Lomond, it
la going to get 6,600 horse power, and
at Ardlul. higher up, it proposes to
get fnrtber energy. Even a modest
stream that drops several hundred feet
may be a source of power.
Matrimonial “Ad" In Japan.
Criminal
Great
Convictte
"Pa, what la a repartee?” “Oh,
merely an Inault with Ita dreea suit on,
my eon.”—Puck.
Mr. Fluah—Haro you change for a
five? Mr. Broke—No; but I would like
to have a five for a change.—Ex.
J urge Knox (In the court room>—
I’ve loet my hat Attorney—That'«
nothing. I loet a cult here yesterday.
—Ex.
He— It'a hard to keep a secret some-
times, isn't it? She—I don’t know;
I’ve never tried It—Detroit Free
Press.
i
A little boy wae aaked hie name, and
snswered: “Well, they call me Jim­
mie, for abort; but my maiden name la
Jamee."
„
“I’m cure ba eald be wae out of pol­
itic* for good.” “You mint have mis­
understood him. He’* out for the
goods in politic*.”—Philadelphia Pre»*.
Edith—When I accepted Jack be
•aid be waa In the eeventh heaven!
Ethel—Quite likely; be’* been engaged
to etx other girl* this »eason.—Jester.
Minister— So you raw some boy*
Ashing on the Sabbath, ay young man.
Did you do anything to discourage
them! Small Boy—Yee, air; I stole
their bait
Hawkina—That
pickpocket
they
caught 1* really a very intelligent fel­
low. Sampson—No doubt of it. He
proved that by bis ability to locate a
lady’* pocket
Jaggies—Do those noblemen who
coma over here to visit us acquire
many of our customs! Waggles—I
presume so. At any rate, they borrow
a great deal from us.
“My klngtf&i for a horse!” cried
Richard the ¿Third. And a moment
later be was seen slowly emerging
from under bis balky automobile.—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr. Gooder—Here’s a book I’d very
much like to have our daughter read.
It contains some good advice for a girl
of her age. Mrs. Gooder—Very well.
1’11 forbid her to touch it
“A mighty poor sermon!” said Knox,
as they came out of church. “What
would you expect for' a cent?*’ an­
swered Cox, who bad seen what the
kicker bad dropped into the plate.
“Jones borrowed^» dollar from me
yesterday.” “Yes.” “He paMLme back
with the same dollar I loaned him.”
“That’s strange.” “No. I eouldn’t pass
It either.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Just Too Lovely: “Yes,” said the
first, actress, “I’ve got a lovely new
play for this season.” “What is it?”
asked the other. "A society drama In
four acts and five new gowns.”—Ex.
Kissing Bugs: He—Let us sU out
on the lawn and watch for shooting
stars. She —Oh, somebody might see
ua. Let’s sit inside the grape arbor
and watch for lightning bugs.—Judge.
“Yes," said Mr. Borem, "I’m disap­
pointed in these shoes. It’s funny now­
adays how one’s things wear out be­
fore one knows It" "Yee,” replied
Miss Weary, with a yawn, “especially
one’s welcome.”
,
Teacher—No#, then. Tommy, you
have no good excuse for staying away
from school yesterday. Tommy—Well,
It wasn’t my fault
Teacher—It
wasn’t? Tommy—No, ma’am. I done
my best to think up one.
“Ob, children! You are no noisy to­
day. Can’t you be a littl^ stiller and
better?” “Now, grandma, you must be
a little considerate, and no^ scold
You see, if It wasn’t for us ypuMaUkl.
not be a grandma at all.”
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She—And you say you would die for
me? Mr. Boresome—A thousand times.
She—Would you mind doing it just
once—straightaway? You know papa
has been appointed coroner, and he
hasn’t bad any practice yet—Boston
Traveler.
Salesman—How was It you asked
Grimes only $10 for that coat when the
usual price is >15? Proprietor—Well,
you see, be bad the coat charged, and
It Is doubtful if be ever pays. Better
lose $10 than $15, don’t you see?—Bos­
ton Transcript
The Malden—I have a fluttering
•bout my heart and I have no appe­
tite, doctor. The Doctor—Oh, you're
in love; I can’t do anything for that
“You can’t doctor?" “Certainly I
can’t” “Why, doctor! You’re not
married!”—Yonkers Statesman. >
Burif* Party—Are you aware, sir,
that you deliberately placed your um­
brella in my ear last evening? Little
Blfferton—Very careless of me, I’m
sure! I wonder what became of It
and------ Would it be too much trouble
to ask'you to return it?—Tit-Bits.
Jones—It is just impossible for ms
to keep a lead pencil. People are al­
ways borrowing, you know, and they
always forget to return. Brown—Why,
I never have any trouble. See, I’ve
got a whole veet pocketful of pencils.
Jonee— Doesn't that prove just what I
eald?
Willie—I met our n*M minister on
way to Sunday school, mamma,
and be asked me If I ever played mar-
blee on Sunday. Mother—H'm! And
what did you sey to that? Willie—I
•aid« ’Get thee behind me, Satan” and
walked right off and left blm,”—Lon­
don Tit Bits.
O'Halloran—ire sorry O1 am to
foind that yes bov a ticket to the play
to-night, McGovern, for yes’ll not see
Sir Hlnnery. • McGovern—How do yes
know that? O'Halloran—Because I
was there last noigbt, and wld me two
eyes seen him die In the last act—Les­
lie’s Weekly.
“I am a very pretty girl. My hair
Is a* wavy as a cloud. My complex­
ion has tbe brilliancy and softness of
a flower. My expression Is a* mobile
a* th* l*af of th0 weeping willow. My
brown eyes are like two crescent* of
the moon.
I have enough worldly
good* to para happily through life
with my husband, band in hand, gat­
ing at the flowers by day and the
moon by night If this should meet
the eye of a man who Is intelligent
amiable and of good address. I will
be bit for life, and repose with him
later Hi a tomb of red marble.” There
.were 346,000 marriage* In Japin lest
3 ear, but for all that such advertise­
ment* •• the above appear every da/
11. .i «.• buiuuidr Dr •«.
In the Japanese paper*.—New York
Yesterday 1 saw a mau with a cum­
Tribune.
. .
”
merbund wearing a long mackintosh,
Stated is Diploma tic Fashion.
and another with a Panama hat car­
Tbe Fierce Fellow—So you wouldn't rying an umbrella, both rarely show­
ing an Indecent lack of confidence In
uy that Longfellow wa* a liar, eh?
Tbe Mild Man—No; bat If be were the weather. The most extraordinary
conducting a hewspaper I should not get-up, however, was that of a man in
besltats to assert that he bad an ex- a yellow straw hat a black frock coat
clualve new* *ervice.—Louisville Cour- a tartan tie. blue cummerbund, white
duck trousers and yellow eboee.—Tail­
lerJoumal.
or and Cutter.
________ __
There la a kind of man who telle
Ever remark bow far from town th*
you of aome unimportant thing be did.
farma ate that real estate agent* Buy
■ nd expect* you to fall dead with aa-
are within “a mile of town?”
tzmtohment
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k
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•
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
llsbtnt snd atrougNU stump Puller
on Iha luarkau II* H>w pow ar on Uin aww.
* Ilk l wo boron*. Writ* lor dviKrtpllv* rslalue
REIBR.SON MACHINERY CO.
Feat of Morriaon Street
Portland
If you wear to *«<tbe
Olggool rrturot tor
your labor and
Ue your (round.
।
’ you can't afford
to plaac anythin* tat
to those of my sisters, suffering with down.”
"Oh, of course,” he rejoined. “He
female weaknesa and the trouble*
which so often befall women. I suf­ naturally wouldn’t be in a' position to
fered for months with general weak­ ride back.”
ness, and felt so weary that I had hard
work to keep up. I had shooting pains.
CASTOR IA
KM
AI vijs
lor Infanta and CMldran.
me when I took the first dose, for at Tin
You Hive
Boutht
that time my restoration began. In
aix week* I waa a changed woman,
Bears the
”
perfectly well Ini eVery respect. I felt
so elated and happy that I want all Signature of
women who suffer to get well as I did.”
— Miss Gpna. G amkor , 359 Jones St.,
Detroit, Mich., Secretary Amateur Art
“In society,” said the young bud,
Association. — tWOO forfeit tf jito ef «tew
letter proving
mim M te promuove.
“the gentleman la always presented to
When one considers that Miss the lady, la he not?"
Gannon’s letter is only one of the
“Yes,”, sighed the heiress who was
countless hundreds which we doing her sej^d; season, “unless he
are continually publishing in the news­ happen* to have i title, then one muat
papers of this country, the great virtue
of Mrs. Pinkham's medicine must ba pay for him, I auppose.”
Veteran Organists.
Organists are proverblany long lived,
though doubtless the oldest organist Is
Mr. Gervase Cooper, an English mu­
sician. He Is more than 90 years old.
but still does active service as organist
pt a Wesleyan church. He has been
associated with the musical services
of that denomination for seventy-five
years, and for fifty-light years has
officiated as organist continuously.
Another ■ notable veteran is T., N.
Webber, who played the national an­
them at Westminster when Queen Vic­
toria win crowned and did the same
at the coronation of King Edward. He
hns been organist at the parish church
for slxty-four years.
Gave the Bride an Umbrella.
Congressman Perkins was in the office
of a friend, a justice of the peace, when
a vonpte came in to be married. After
th*.ceremony the justice accepted a mod-
¿ifivee and handed the bride an um-
bfrll* as she went out.
—
Mr. Perkin* looked on gravely, and
•iked:
-•
“Do you always do that, Charles?”
“Do what? Marry them? Oh, ye«."
“No. I mean bestow a present on the
bride.”
"A present? Why, wasn’t -that her
umbrella?” gasped the justice.
“No; it was mine,” replied the Con­
gressman, sadly.—Christian Register;
Nowhere.
Foreigner.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound “might as well walk back and *lt
Coal Mine Ha* a Chapel.
**
Foreign Suitor—I lay at your fort a
coronet and * castl. with a long rent
roll. I am sure you cannot do batter
than to accept.
American Beauty—You fiattw year-
self, *ir. One of my suitor* la an Amer­
ican who Mils coal in winter and Ic. In
summer.
11 1 *" '
VI
—
scientiously recommend Lydia E.
One of the most remarkable places
of worship in the world 1* the Miners'
chapel in Myndd Mlngdd colliery,
Swansea, Wales, where for more than
fifty year* the worker* have each
morning assembled for worship.
This sanctuary is situated close to
the bottom of the shaft. The only
light 1s that obtained from a solitary
Davy safety lamp hung over the pul­
pit’ front the ceiling, and the oldest
miner in the colliery is generally cho­
sen to officiate. /
r
it is the cu shun, in some other places
(or coal miners Ao gather together at
tneal times for prayer meetings and
the like, but it is said that this is the
only Instance where a special, apart­
ment la fitted out in a coal mine aa a
chapel.
(hotly) — You
It cure* hoi, sweating, aching, awullan foou
Cure* oorna. Ingrowing nail* and bunion*. At
all druggist* and sho. store*. Me. Don't seeapt
any substitute Sam pl* malted FREI Addrem
Alten A Olmsted. Ls Roy, N Y
young women what to do to
avoid pain and suffering caused
Aa It Monte Bte
He bad just propotad, but hl* pov­
by female troubles.
erty wa* too much of a handicap.
“ D iab M bs . P imksam ; — I can con­
'A man witbout money,'
•aid.
admitted by all.
Murderer
worked
itu,B men 700 •*on u,‘
gpwnabte.
'
' 11 1
admitted by all interested in medical
matters, and Mrs. Sue Williams of this
place i* certain she ha* found in Dodd’s
Kidney Pill* the long-looked for cure.
"I am 38 year* old,” Mr*. William*
say*, “and have suffered with the
Backache very much for three or four
year*. I have been treated by good
physician* and got no relief, but thank*
to God, I have found a cure at last and
it i* Dodd’* Kidney Pill*. I have taken
only one box and it has done me more
good than all the doctor* in three or
four year*. I want all sufferer* from
Backache to know that they can get
Dodd’* Kidney Pills and get well.”
Backache is one of the first symptom*
■ Miss Gannon, Sec*y Detroit ■ of Kidney Disease. Guard against
Amateur Art Association, tells Bright’s Disease or "Bbeumafism by
curing it with Dodd’s Kidaey Pill*.
Pinkham’s • Vegetable Com­
pound, and it waa a red letter day to
Lawyer—I
Read Annual
I frno on roqunnc.
D M Fenny AOo.
oernoir,
mich .
THE FISH BRAND SLICKER
A VALUED FRIEND ’
FISH BRAND Slicker, and it hi* proven
now it i* getting old ind 1 muat hava
another. Pleare »end nW ■ price-Gat”
Pi*o'i Cure la a good couah medicine.
I* baa cured coughe and cold* for forty
year*. At druggist*. 25 cant*.
te (tree
Failed to Borrow.
Dinguss—Old fellow, It’s th. *am. old
■tory. I’m in need of a little financial
succor.
Bhadbolt—You'll hav. to bunt further.
I am not th. little financial sucker I used
lo ta.—Chicago Tribune.
*ppUclü.aJ
COMPANY, Limited
Toronto, Canada
'AWBEW*
Wat Westter Clothing, Suit*, and Hat* fcg
all kind* of wet work or eport
A GUARANTEED. CURE FOR PILES
Itching Blind, Binding or Protruding Piles
Your druggist will refund monsy It PAZO OINT­
MENT tails to cure you In • to 1* day* toe.
Going Ono Better.
OFFICE POSITIONS
Mr*. Sharppe—I’m going to atop trad- I ।
in’ here, an' deal with Lightweight 4
Co., tha new grocery firm acroea the
•treat He leta hia customer* guea. at
the number of bean* in a bag. an' give*
■ reward for the correct guea*.
Mr. Quickaale— My dear madam, if
yon’H continue to give us your cuatom. —
we’ll let you guesa at -the number of
bean* In two bags.
'A Permanently rnred. No fit« or nerrouane««
0 after first day’« uae of Dr.Kline’sUreatNorr«
torer. Bend for Free OS trial bottle and treatise.
I>r. R. H. Kline, Ltd.,Ml Arch Bt, Philadelphia, pa.
œ
Lift in New York.
Write for our Catalogue
Hurried Editor—I must have som.
on. to b.lp on thl* at one*. Where I,
Bink*?
Where’* Scribbler?
Where’*
leader?
Boy—They 1* all dowmtaira gettln’ up
a Hat of folk* killed l«»t year by electric
car*, cab*, wagon*, aubway exploaion*.
gaa, an ’lectrie light wire..
Editor ‘ (deapondently)—They won't
get through for a month.
HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE
T. H C Á. Bldg.
Nothin* Left.
MI have had lots of friends who were
guilty of mutilating books they bad
borrowed from me, but my latest ex­
perience was the most novel of all.” “
“What was ItF,
“I lent Mrs. Blanks my dictionary
a few days ago and yesterday sb» re­
turned It without a word!”—Nsw Or­
leans Times-Democrat
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
rORTLAND, ORL
Dr. C. Gee Wo
Mother« will And Mr«. Winslow*« Soothing
Syrup tha teat rented y to use tor their children
during th* teething period-
Tako Lai all T« Bromo Quinina Tablets. All dru*-
glau refund ita -money If II lolla to eure. X. W.
Are filled only by
competent person*.
There is a demand
for the reliable and
trustworthy, those
who can do things.
We give thorough
instruction, for all
kinds of office po-
sitions.
WONDERFUL
HOME I ’
TREATMENT
Thia wond«rf«l ChU
ne«« doctor t« callwd
iho««
that
wondrrfm
Chi*
ar« entirely
un-
fcaowa te medical «ci-
enee In this conatry. Through the use of
those harmless remedies this famons dootoe
know« th« action of over WO different rone*
edleg which h« «ucceMfhlly ones in different
dt««aae« He guarantee« to cure cattarh. asth­
ma. lung, throat, rheumatism, nerronsneea
stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.; ha« hundreds ot
testimonials
Chargos moderate. Call and
see him. Patients out of th« city write for
blank« and circulars. Mend «tempi CONdUl^
TATluN FHKK. AUDKMUM
Often the Case.
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
Customer—Catehem A Cheatem are
A peculiar incident is said to have announcing another big drop in prices.
2*3 Aldur Bl.. Pwltand. Orugua.
-ocurred on the «¿earner Athenian on a
Merchant—Well, there'* plenty of
trip from Yokohama to Vancouver. room for their price* to drop.
Five day* out, 1,000 miles from land
No. S3—1004
P. N. U.
Canada’* wealth la £240 per head.
In any direction, a little owlet alighted
• gainst £210 in England, £175 per bead
on the deck and was captured by the in the United States, per Sir Robert
second steward. It wa* a baby owl, Griffin.—Resources.
I
a little bundle of brown and white
feather*, and it blinked ita eyes in the
daylight aa It rested contentedly in the
cage which the steward provided.
Of Our Method of Extract-
ANRto.
Whether the owlet had escaped from
some vessel 1* not known.
A Little Owl 1,000 Mlles from Land.
JRT A BIT” IS WHAT-THEY SAY
Considerable.
“He wae the most awkward dancer
at the swellest ball of the swell water­
ing place, and she the most graceful.
After they bad literally bumped their
way through a waits she smilingly re­
marked to a group of admirers that
she had danced since she waa a little
tot.
“Don’t be discouraged,' be answered
in a kindly tone, "you'll get the knack
of it yet”
v
If your plate fall« when eating or talking
by uaing our vacuum valve we can ma<e
you one that will ba »atiHactory
We do
work for people from out of the city quick­
ly. wo that you will not bo delay’d
Wo dw crown ana bridge work without
•My.
Ihe be«t is fh« cheapest in ILaeni.
*• till >
Snndara from 9 to 1.
Phon« Main
W. A. WIHA
WISE. BROS., Dentists,
Female Gorillas.
The Ixmdon soologlcal gardens are
the possessors of one male and two
female gorillas. There 1* only one
other female gorilla In Europe. She
is at Breslau. The London specimens
are named Chloe and Venus. The de*
scriptlon of Venus, which la 5
old, Ie a* follow*:
inchta; chest measurement 36
halt dark and patchy; eyes, blkck
Jeep set, and huge everbanging brow*;
mouth, expansive, with’ formidable
Write for Catalogue and Price*
teeth; expression, morose.
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“CICLONI" THRESHERS
THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO.
JACOBS
OIL
P u T IN AM
PORTLAND, OREGON
Painsand Aches
of nñr framon family, relieve«
end cure* promptly.
FADELESS
DY ES
Coter mar« nudn brwlitnr and tentar «eteri tbm any attar «ya. One IOc pack
niter i (Ilk. want and catta« equally watt and I« (atrnnteed te
atea perfect reátate. A eh dealer er *a «dilli peal paid d tica package. Write far free taeklef taw te dye Meek and tanta cetera. MONROE
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