Dayton herald., October 09, 1903, Image 3

Jtll Humors
T ho l i t t l e hoy waa aaked b y a Sunday
school teacher to ,.j* r ito a ll ba know
e b e e t Solomon and band h ie paper to
b e r t h a n e x t Sunday. T h e follow ing
Sunday ha handad h ar a s lip ot papar
e e w hich Was w ritte n : “ K in g Solo­
mon waa a great and w ire m an . H o
had 100 wives. A fte r th a t he did not
believe in G o d .” — Naw Y o rk Tim os.
A frie n d o f one o f o u r contributor«
w a lk e d In to the a d lto r’a offlca the
e th e r d a y w ith a request th a t w e g ive
our a tte n tio n to w h a t ho called an
"a n tic a m e ra cruaade,” says the A m e r­
ican
In v e n to r
Ha
Inform ed
In»
p a tie n t a u d ito r th a t hto em ail aon had |
F a r bronchial trouble* try Ptso’s Cura
la te ly becam e, poaaeeead o f “ one o f
lo r Couaunivtion. I t ia a good cough
those devlltob kodak th in g « " a n d now , mad fa-iu«. A t druggUt«, prica 25 cant«.
b y th e g re a t horn spoon, ba w a n te d t o ,
s tu d y a r t ! I t w a a m ild ly auggeetod t o '
th e b a te p arent th a t aona h a r e on!
A n Investigation ol th e O b i and
occasion done worse things, b ut a Yeoeael riv e rs, m ade under the ana-
m u tte red m alediction w a a th e o nly re- plcee o f th e Rueeian governm ent, bee
s u it H e d id n ot g iv e us tim e to teU rovealed th e feet th a t these streams are
h im w h a t w a re a lly tho u g h t o f th e navigable by ocean steamers for a die-
m a tte r, an w e a r e g o in g to d o I t now . tones o l
1 ,0 0 0
m iles
from t h e i r
I n o u r opinion th e re no g re a te r fee - m ouths.
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“T h e A d v e n tu re s o f G e ra rd ” Is th e
t itle o f A . O onaa Doyto’ » n e w book.
M M s C a ro lin e B ra w n has aeat the
S M ansd rtpt o f h e r n e w book. “O a the
V g t o 'T r a U , " to th e M a c m illa n Com ­
p a n y . I t Is a ta le c t In d ia n a In th e
closing y e a rs o f th e rev o lu tio n .
tro u b les a re d u e to th e m .
H ood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
Bem ove
e ll
h u m o r s ,. o ve rc o m e
“T h e Pool la the D e s e rt" is the t itle
o f M rs . B v e ra rd Cotas’ (S a ra h Jean­
n e tte D u n e a n ) n e w vo lu m e o f abort
stories w h ic h D . A p p leto n
Co. w ill
t s ^ e . T h e re a re fo u r tale s In a ll. each
A
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aald to ba v e ry In te re s tin g .
LOWEST RATES
a f education. W e do m ost em p h a ti-
c a lly b elieve th a t the closer m an g e ts .
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to n a tu re th e m ore he k n o w , t h e '
To Chicago, Dubuque and th e
e H iJ n h . » . « 2 . „ r i ,
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M oines, Kansas C ity and
b etter citizen be m akes and th e m ore n . .
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com petent he ts to bear hla p a rt aa a ' Z ? ~ u w a ? ‘‘ e i I - S u HohCu t r a iT ?
M y r t le
Seed ’s n e w
novel, “ T h e
S h ad o w o f V ic to ry ,” w ill be published
b y O . P . P u tn a m ’s B ona A s bite bean
announced, th is la a ro m an ce o f F o r t
D e a rb o rn , th e lit t le tra d in g post fro m
w h ich developed the c ity o f Chicago.
k
B liss C a rm a n ’s firs t book o f prose,
“T h e K in s h ip o f N a tu re ,” la announced
fo r e a rly p u b lic a tio n b y L . C. P a g e A
Oa. I t w i l l be fo llo w e d Im m e d ia te ly ,
by "Sappho,
O n e H u n d re d L y r lc a ”
w ith a n in tro d u c tio n b y C h arles G . D .
R o b e rta
U w a c tiv e e x p lo re r.
“ W h a t d id h e do?" asked th e m e m ­
ber o f th e r e lie f e x p e d itio n .
“ H o potted o u r dogs,” e x p la in e d
th e n a tiv e .
“ 1« th e re a n y h a rm in p o ttin g yo u r
dog«?’ ’
“ Yus; t h e ir to lls w e re fro w n s tif f ,
*
an d « b a n th e y w ent to wag th e m th e y
bro ke o ff.” — S tra y Stories.
I t Is understood th a t S am uel M e rw in
is com pleting a n ew novel, w h ic h w ill
be called “ H la L it t le W o rld .”
T h is
s to ry la described aa Inclu din g
the
p resentatio n o f a a o rig in a l an d s tr ik ­
in g c h a ra c te r—a re a l m an doing
a
m a n ’s w o r k la th e s tirrin g shlpplug
a n d lu m b a r l i f e o f L a k e M ich ig a n .
th e child te w h o m pictures a re e v e r y - 'g u m o * o m o ,c iT i« w m t a B c i« .
th in g a n d p rin t a te - be- avoided e v il, I
oatJthat he to the
“ D xar M bs . P inkham
I can c o n s c ie n tio u s ly re c o m m e n d L y d i a E .
P i n k h a m ’a V e g e t a b l e C o m p o u n d to th o s e o f m y s is te rs s u ffe r in g w i t h
f e m a le w e a k n e s s a n d t h e tro u b le s w h ic h so o fte n b e f a ll w o m e n . I s u f ­
fe r e d f o r m o n th s w i t h g e n e ra l w e a k n e s s , a n d f e l t so w e a r y t h a t 1 h a d
h a r d w o r k to k e e p u p . I h a d s h o o tin g p a in s , a n d w a s u t t e r l y m is e r a b le .
I n m y d is tre s s I w a s a d v is e d t o u se L y d i a E . P l n k h a m ’a V e g e t a b l e
C o m p o u n d , a n d i t w a s a r e d l e t t e r d a y t o m e w h e n I t o o k t h e f i r s t dose,
f o r a t t h a t t im e m y r e s t o r a tio n b e g a n . I n s ix w e e k s I w a a a c h a n g e d
w o m a n , p e r f e c t ly w e l l i n e v e r y re s p e c t. I f e l t so e la te d a n d h a p p y t h a t
I w a n t a U w o m e n w h o s u f f e r to g e t w e ll as I did.”— M ie s G uila G a n n o n ,
869 J o n e s S t , D e t r o i t , M ic h ., S e c r e ta r y A m a t e u r A r t A s s o c ia tio n .
Jam es O tis K a le r, b etter know n as
Jam es O tis, the w rite r o f stories fo r
y o u n g people, to n o w a t w o rk on hla
n in e ty -fo u rth huoh, w h ic h la to be p u b ­
lish ed h r J . * . L lp p ia o o tt Com pany.
W h a n It to added th a t a ll th e O tis
hooka a re y e t on sale. I t can be u n d er­
stood th a t th a a u th o r has m ad s no fa il­
ures In the enorm ous a m o u n t o f w o rk
p erfo rm e d . T h e n a w s to ry fro m M r .
O tis Is to be c alled , p ro b a b ly , “T h e
T re a s u re H u n te rs .”
;
a Dlvtog C at.
A t a r t W Y t n B a llin a , N e w Booth
W atoa, tra in e d a h la e k eat t o a c t as a
re trie v e r. T h e a n im a l was also fond
of d iv in g l a th o saa for fish , s a d roosat,
l y H bro ug ht o u t a tw o-po un d m ultofi.
I t s career waa ended b y b eing sw ab
lowed b y a s h a rk .
j
’ T ee fiw tft Coacurrouce.
A n A tchison m a n , n e w ly rnarrl
wue Bounding b la w ito ’e praiaee to
m en frie n d « . ’ ’ W h y , She is so mi
bettor th a n I , ” ba s a id , “ I d o n ’ t
how she camo to m a rry a w .”
J
frtoad a a l l agreed to th ia so p ro m j
t h a t he got m a d ; «aid b a w aa as g
a a h t e w t f e an y d a y , a n d w anted
w h ip th a c ro w d .— A tchison G le b e .
F o r Sato o r E x c h a n g e .
T w o lflO A cre Tract« a n d tw o 120 Aero
T ra c ts o f u n im p ro v e d p ra irie la n d ifi
N a braaha, clear t i t l e : willI m o w w ™ ,
oato, w h e a t, ry e , a lfa lfa . W ill exchange
an y o r a ll for s m all saw m ill, shingle
m ill, tim b e r or ranch p ro p e rty in W ash-
in g to n o r Oregon. A . B. N E W E L L ,
Box 818. S e a ttA ; W a a b .
B ilio u s ?
D iz z y ? Headache? P tin
back o f you r eyes? It*ffy o u f
l i v e r I U s e A y e r ’» P ill« .
G e n tly laxative; a ll vegetable.
Sold for 0 0 years,
W ant your moustache or beard
Joaa’a ltoroa«m
A a av e n g er need n o t nscssaarlly bo
a n a tu ra lis t, b u t tho ro a re c a m w b a rs
h o w o u ld ta k e h la vongoancu moro to
tho purpooo I f ho kno w tho h abits of
h la
v ic tim .
L ip p o n c o tt’a
M agaslno
tolls a s to ry o f Joan, th o Fronch-O a-
a a d ia n
s a rd e e o r, w h o
w a s fou nd
sta m p in g un a lit t le m ound o f fresh
n o rth a n d c h u c k lin g to h im s e lf. ,
“ A h , m ’glou’,” bo
cried,
triu m p h ­
a n tly , " I a m n ot a one to be trifle d
w ith !
1 ass a c r-r-r-u e l m an w h e a
unco I a m arouse. M ’eleu’ w ill rem em ­
b e r th a m ule th a t ha» long tim o ra v ­
age th o s tra w b e rry beds o f m adam s?
E v e ry m o rn in g m ad am o abo aay, ’Jean,
w h y catcbaat th o u n ot t h a t m o ta r
" B u t tho m ole w as
w too; ’o w as
queok. A lw a y s 1 look a n d look, b ut
n ev e r can I fin d haem .
B u t a t tost
— these v a ry m o rn ing — I catch boem.
' I bold bsom tig h t to m y band—
so— a n d 1 say, ’A h a -a -a !
I a It thou,
j
than , th a t h as vexed m ad am s, and ra v ­
aged h e r bods o f tbo s tra w b e rry ?
A h a -e l T o n shall rep ent o f theeo w ic k -
“T h a n 1 w o n d e r h o w 1 ahaU
k ill
h t« m
H o m u st bo punished ss w e ll
as k ille d . I w on der and w onder, b ut
a t la s t 1 h a v e th a g ra n d idea.
Ah,
tt- w a s e r-r-u ri, m 'ateu’, th a t w a y I
k U l heom t B u t w h a t w o u ld you? D id
ho n o t deserve o f tho w orst? B u t h«
w lU vox m a d a m o no m ore. 1 fix boem.
I b u ry boom a llT o !”
Ik fo te T O W a s I
POMMEL
SLICKER
A f r a i d o f B m rite b m e ri*
goecow G a a etta w a rn s the gov
t aga in s t
a llo w in g
English
s e ttle to tho oU d is tric ts o f th
no, as tho s itu a tio n m ay becom
as as tb a t In tbo T ra n s v a a l bt
th o SSI
th * w a > '
E v e ry M * g irl 1« a fa m ily com plain
t h a t th e c h ild re n tog h er w hen ah
ru n s o ver to tho neighbor's.
time.
IL M iM k AJtSnatoA
the «anior part»r ol t ie Arm el
I« -!
P. J. C u a n r A Co.,
m a n k in d th a t m a y w e ll re q u ire an ad-1
a . w.QLXASON,
m ira tio n an d a reverence but lit t le I “ t L l
J fte r jN W i
second to th a t w h ic h th e * o r M P . y i J l g i c ^ t ^ . ^ r o J . ^ y ^ t e t e
to th e In v e n to r o f le tte r* and book*.
So to th a t dissatisfied fa th e r whose
aon o f sixteen w a s so broadened th a t
Bend for tMtlaoniala, free.
1, . j ,? r-<t H-? NltY A °O-.Toledo<k
S f f i’sVaadly n ils are tea baat.
and
Fin est in th e w orld. S it
rig h t down and w rite
for b eau tiful illu s tra te d
n p e c ia lc a ta l" g iic o n fo e e
bushes. Hoff mia Bros.,741
Gilaaa S t, Portland. OrcjvB.
p to u rx j . c h x x k y
o f c iv ilis a tio n h av e to face. It la play-1
lug a p a rt in the better education o f 1
m in ara
M t l e k n m y O m m o lln m E n g l n *
F if t y dollars can be saved by buying
the above. W ill ru n cheaper, chopping
15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood saw, w ell
d rillin g m ach inery, pum ps, etc. -W rite
for catalogue. RtlEKSON HACBTORY CO»
Foot of Morrison Street, FortUad, Ortfaa.
tie m inds the difficulties and danger« u «« u m o i ONK hundred dollars lor each
w h ic h th e ex p lo re r and th e vang uard ^ ^ m m M O j t e r t h tea» m r e o l baemed
E.
DYSPEPSIA
he k n e w his ignorance a n d asked fo r -—
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an a r t tra in in g , a n d to a ll th e m u lti-
British ShlpbelMlug Statistics,
tad s o f parents whose children use
L a s t year B r ita in sold # 00 ships of
th e cam era te th e a lte rn a te am use- an average tonnage of 1 ,0 0 0 each to
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th at is claim ed to be “ Just as good ” aa L v d la
E. P l n k h a m ’a V e g e t a b l e C o m p o u n d , fo r
, n o o th e r m a d id n a fo r fem a le Ills has m ade eo
m a n y a c tu a l cures.
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How Another Young Sufferer
K
W a s C ured.
" D b a b M bs . P inkilam : — I m u s t
w r i t e a n d t e l l y o u w h a t y o u r V e g e ta b le
■te y
C o m p o u n d h as d o n e f o r m e . I s u ffe r e d
“
t e r r i b l y e v e r y m o n th a t tim e o f m e n .
l a n d w a s n o t a b le t o w o r k . Y o u r A n e d ic in e h a s c u r e d m « o f
ole. I f e l t r e lie v e d a f t e r t a k i n g o n e b o ttle . I k n o w o f n o m e d -
g n o d a s y o u rs f o r fe m a le tro u b le s .” — M is s E dith C ross , I d *
U e e t . H a v e r h i l l . M a s s -------------- -
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I t does no barm , it does g re a t good— I t
la nht a w e s t« o f t lm * — It la an cd-
— . A C ity of Vicissitudes.
ggwtlonal recreatlon, and laat, b u t not
H e ra t holds tha record of being the
M b it, lt la not a “ m onom anlacal pur- moat e fta n besieged o f the w o rld ’ s c it­
sult,” b u t a broadener an d d w p e n e r ies. I t baa been taken and retaken
o f th a m ln d, and aa s u c h j g t o ba en-
couragad and am lled upon.
Yen Cun d e t Allen’ s Foet-Eaae FREB.
D agu err«, a a lu te m l
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy.N. T „ for a
tree sampte ot Altos’s Foot-Ka««. H ««ne
«wearing, ho»«wollen, «chlnf l ò f i I t stakes
aew or tight shoe« ea«y. A cartata «ura lor
corna. Ingrowing salla and buatoas. AllArag-
(l«<s «all It. Me. Don’t aeaapt any satetltuto.
“ H o w tru e i t toi” said the daalee 4 »
stock quotations, “ th a t th a app arel o ft
proclaim s tho m a n .”
“ Y a s ,”
rem arked th e casual ob­
server, “ and on th e o th er han d an hon ­
est h e a rt som etimes beats beneath th e
ping, h a t th a t surm ounts a sack coat.**
R e m e m b e r , M r s . P i n k h a n r a a d v i o e to f r e e , a n d a l l s i c k w o m e n
are f o o l i s h
I f th o y d o n o t a s k f o r i t . K o o th e r p ers o n h a s s u cl
v a s t e x p e r i e n c e , a n d h a s h e l p e d so m a n y w o m e n . W r i t e t o - d a y .
ffr AAA P O B F f f l T
M wa aanaot forthwith prodae«
original totter« and rignatana a<
A a KcnnomlcaK M a th e r .
S m all K a th a rin e , w ho bad been fo r­
bidden to touch th e In k bottle, had ac­
c id e n ta lly «pilled its conteata not only
a ll o ve r h e r m other's desk, b u t on th e
rug, several chairs and b ur o w n apron.
H e r m other, on discovering ths state
o f a ffa irs , hud expressed more surprise
th a n pleasure.
W h e a th e fa th e r o f
the fa m ily re tu rn e d a t n ig h t hla little
d a u g h te r m et h im a t tb a door and
asked:
“ P u pa, b ow m uch does a b o ttle o f
in k c o a t r
“ Oh, ab o u t 5 cento.”
“ F iv e cento!” excla im e d
th e
ag ­
g rie v ed youngster, to a tons o f deep
I f so th e n y o u r s y s te m is o u t o f b ala n c e, a n d ■
IF- |W J
th e re to a fla w s o m e w h e re i n y o u r c o n s titu tio n ,
I F a E
a n d a p o s s ib ility t h a t y o u a re lo s in g h e a lth , too . ■
T h e f a l l i n g o f f in w e ig h t m a y b e s lig h t , b u t it m a k e s ■
a w o n d e r fu l c h a n g e in o ne 's lo o k s a n d fe e lin g s , and
u n le s s th e b u ild in g u p process is b e g u n in tim e ,
v i t a l i t y a n d s tr e n g th a re soon g o n e a n d h e a lth
q u ic k ly fo llo w s .
I f y o u a re lo s in g w e ig h t th e re is
a cause f o r i t
Y o u r b lo o d to d e te r io r a tin g a n d
J
b e c o m in g to o p o o r to p ro p e rly n o u ris h t h e b o d y, a n d i t m u s t b e p u r ifie d
w o u ld m ah a a ll th a t fuaa about
a d d e n ric h e d b e fo re lo s t w e ig h t ia re g a in e d .
I t re q u ire s s o m e th in g m o ro
U ttia b o ttle o f i x k i r ' - L i p p ta c o tta .
t h a n a a o r d in a r y to n ic t o b u ild u p a fee b le c o n s titu tio n , fo r u nless th e po iso n «
a n d g e rm s t h a t a re l u r k i n g in th e b lo o d a re d es tro y e d , th e y w i l l fu r th e r im ­
p o v e ris h t h e M o o d a n d w e a k e n th e s y s te m , a n d y o n c o n tin u e to Iqge w e ig h t. |
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I n 8 . 8 . 8 . w i l l b e fo u n d p u r if y in g a n d to n ic p ro p e rtie s c om bin ed.
H o t o n ly b u ild s u p w e a k c o n s titu tio n s ,
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b a t search»« o u t a n d d e s tro y s g e rm s
W B aD E IIFU L M M IN w U O T T .
a n d p o is o n s o f e v e ry d e s c rip tio n a n d
H u n ts v ille , A la ., Jan. 10, M O B . 1
clean ses t h e s y s te m o l a l l im p u r itie s ,
Berne y e a n a » e m y eanerol hea lth
S S u S i» « tie t o o . i . t l . T f a r .
in c re a s e i a
w e ig h t
g a d f u t u r e g o o d h e a lth .
P o o d m a y b e b o u n t ifu l a n d t h e
a p p e tite g oo d , b a t s t i l l t h e s y s te m
m e n k e n s a n d w e re m a in p o o r i a flesh
a a le a s w h a t w e e a t ia p ro p e rly d ig e s te d
s a d tu r n e d in t o r ic h , p u r e b l o o d ,
8.
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tkoro hnrmlM« ramroiM thl« temona doctor
know« th , notion of o rn Mt d iS ,r ,o t rom-
•Staa, which to, «urcaaafnlly tww In dlBamnt
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nta, lung, throot, rhrttm .lliin, n .r .v M n w i.
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blank, and rircnlam. Bead «tnmg. COMBUI,
TATION FR EE. ADDRESS
CARTERS
The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
ÿ& u rs/o ra ClearHeacP
BROMO SELTZER,
u u i to » a » t i t r o
S .B .B . I e e m m e a a U te Im g ro v e a t |
Oao«. M y a p p e tite heaama aptonAid 1
o a d firem 1SS pounds I ia e te e a e d to
i« o . I heesme «roll a c u ta b y t a k ia c
B. B. B. a n d w o u M ta k e a e a m e u to fo s
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th e y w ould enjoy Ufo
lly u p o n t h e n e rv o n a s y s te m , s tre n g th e n s s a d ton es
I t n p , a n d re lie v e s th o s tr a in b . y . p ro d u c in _ g sou nd , re fre s h in g sleep . . Y o n
c a n f in d n o to n ic so in v ig o r a tin g as 8 . 8 . 8 . , « n d b e in g com posed e x c lu s iv e ly
a t n o t a a n d h e rb s its u se is a tte n d e d w i t h Uo b ad effects. O ld p eo p le w i l l
f in d t h a t I t b ra c e s th e m n p , im p ro v e s t h e c irc u la tio n o f th e b lo od , a a d
s tim u la te s a l l th e b o d ily o rg an a , a a d
p e r s o n a o f d e lic a te c o n s titu tio n , c a n
f
KA
dealer« everywhere.
Ixxik for name aud
price on bottom.
That Deaglaa ■ »« Car-
T^Amos, .
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You saa aava frs n S3 te f it yasriy by
ateariag W .L.Doaglas*t.50arS3«koaa.
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that hare been eoab.
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to ^
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to *5-00.
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all other make«.
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Bold by retail «boa K jjH M jL
n a r k t t Price.
th a t so o fte n m akes th« letters o f peo-
O ne day a IH tls baby brother a rriv e d Pie not s u p e rla tiv e ly In te lle c tu a l or
a t H a m lin ’s house, and being of a prac- learned f a r exceed in grace and charm
tic a l tu rn of m in d , b e asked h is m o th - the - labored efforts o f m inds o f pro-
er bow much she had to pay (or h im .
found a tta in m e n ts . W o m en a re o fte n
“ H o w m uch do you th in k ho ia excellen t le tte r w rite rs .
T h e little
w orth? *’ returned b is m other.
I thin gs th a t go to the m a k in g o f the
“ W e ll,” H a m lin reflected, “ ha o n ly p erfect le tte r a re appreciated by th em ,
w eighs tan pounds, so I should th in k th e trifles o f the o uter w e rld ne lees
ten d o lla rs would ba enough, because th a n th e trifles o f the in n e r w o rld o f
beefsteak is o n ly 20 cunts a pound.
h um an affections and endeavor. N o th
a - —
. . . _____ ing k ills the life o f a le tte r more iu r e -
Oood Wtohoa fo r Wedded Cowple.
I M v m n « W IS M Y 11
ly th a n th e conscious or unconscious
T h u a n c ie n t G reeks need a species o l fe e ll
0Q th , p . r t o f the ^ t e r th a t
A couple w ho wore u nited in wedlock
w o rth
t0 w r)te th la OT
re c e n tly w ere tb o ro tip lo n te ot a te le ­ lim eston e know s M saroophagos in R
g ra m w h ic h road as follow s: “ I wish d
t b a t A b ’ o ,n t*
o f p ,n u n~ d ’*<t
P M * constated In th e fact f
|b < q u a llty
, t y |e j„ le tte r w rlt-
you tho h e a lth o f Jeffries, th e w ealth ?L
ï ? t o ln «- eT“ lT’ • • n *
tend’ M t k *
to
c f R o ck e fe lle r and th e luck of Roose­
v e lt. I cannot a tte n d tho w edding, b ut
to h a v T S m
dtacurs. v e u e « th a n to c o n c is e n m a .-
w ill endeavor to bo present a t th a c h ris ­
d t , d T -w U
G un ton ’a M agasine.
te n in g .’ ’
mi
W. L. DOUGLAS
their «uperlorlty over
W a r Dags.
T h e w ar meeaangor dogs of th a G or­
m an a rm y h av e h ith e rto boon rucruitod
fro m the ranks of spo rting dogs. B u t
a change is to be m ade. T h e retrievers
w are n ot a lw a ys sure le tte r-c a rrie rs , be­
ing often d iv e rte d fro m t h e ir mission
b y gam e m a t an ro u te . T h e y w ill be
rep laced b y Scotch shepherd dogs,
w h ic h have m ore endurance and are
more conscientious.
h e a lt h y , f i t e a d y
t n tho “ M e m o ir” o f R o b ert C h am ­
b ó n , b y hto b ro th e r W illia m , la a
d o U fh tfu l aUualou te
Pooblea, th e ir
b irth p la c e , a a d a spot e v e r w a rm In
th o t o r t a * m e m o ry o f Scotch residents.
O n e o f thoae, a m an w h o bad lived
. a ll hto life , w a s enabled by some
u p lift o f fo rtu n e to v is it P a ria. W hen
ha cam s baok. hto tow n sm en tr a v e l)
guthared a b o u t h im .
"N oo,” said on«, w h ile th e others Us
toned, “ to ll uo aboot I t ”
«•Parta,” bo b e *a » .
»htoga com
aM orad. to a w o u d e rfu ' place.
Bu;
«UU, Peebles fo r ploaaure!”
__
te llin g a Story In scenes fro m
n o rth o r south a n d m a k in g re a l
I t Is c l e a r l y s h o w n I n t h i s y o u n g l a d y ’ s l e t t e r t h a t L y d i a .
P i n k h a m ’. V e g e t a b le C o m p o u n d w i l l c e r t a i n l y c u r e t h e s u f f e r in g s
o f w o m e n ; a n d w h e n o n e c o n s id e r s t h a t M i s s G a n n o n ’ s l e t t e r Is
o n l y o n e o f t h e c o u n t le s s h u n d r e d s w h i c h w e a r e c o n t i n u a l l y
p u b lis h in g in th e new spaper« o f th is c o u n try ,
th e g re a t v ir tu e o f M rs . P in k h a m ’« m ed icine
I n tb g V a s t In d ie s In fa n tile m o rta l­
A n Im p o rta n t litt le vo lu m e is a n ­
i t y to very h to v y . A s soon aa t h a c h il­
nounced by H o ug hton , M ifflin fiP-OoJ
d re n of th e peasant can to d d le about
th e y are allow ed to e a t w h a te v er th e y b y th e la te G eorge S. M oriao n, fo rm e r­
pick u p . A s u n a tu ra l re s u lt m ore l y p resident o f ths A m e ric a n Society
Epoch as D evelo p ed In th e M a n u fa c ­
tu r e o f P o w e r" la th a com prehensive
title o f th e essay, w h ic h bids f a i r to
arouse no lit t le In te re s t am o ng scien­
tists a n d others.
The trouble is your hair
does not have life enough.
A c t promptly. Save your
hair. Feed it w ith A y er’s
H a ir Vigor. I f the gray
h a ir s fire b e g in n in g to
show, A y e r’s H a ir Vigor
w ill restore c o lo r every
O / T " h l k < . to to *.» .,
fas c in atio n and a m y .to r lo u . charm
w h ic h breads, o fte n fro m n othin g. an » « ifothlag «eama.
ap p re c ia tio n and love fo r th e b eeu tl-
____ .
fu l, w ith o u t w h ic h no one cun tr u ly
_,
,
"
* , ’
_
,
aav “ I h a v e liv e d .”
T h e f* “ t ° * ***• U " ® » *■ • P w elan
I n n S n n n H n n f h * n a m n rfl la a h la a .r fastiVal.
I t oom memoratee the feat Of
Ifa i
th T n
th .
r o X t o t X d r o t ” !A rU b ’ w ho
ev* n i“ « • b o t
, » “ on*
^ J L .a
W ,» n L n a
th .
" h i c h »•>' « < » m i l * ‘ « f b 7 1 1
schools. B rin g in g f a r scenes to the , , .
'
textbo o k page fo r th e edificatio n o f i ° U o c t th e u e x t d a y .
D u rin g one u f h la recent w and erin g»
a b ro a d O llfto a Johnson
visited tbo
C o u n ty o f W ilts h ire , w h e re ha secured
tw e n ty -fiv e o f th e finest p ictures o f
n a tu re a n d r u r a l U f a
These photo­
g ra p h s w U l bo used to illu s tra te the
. n a w e d itio n o f B lo bs id Jefferies' w eft-
k n o w n w o rk , “ W ild L if e In a Southern
V illa g e ,” w h ic h L ittle , B ro w n A Co,
w ill p ub lish u nd er the title , “A n E n g ­
lish V illa g e .”
T he C ity M a n ’s Advaatage.
J a k e ( th e
h ire d
m a n )— T h a t c ity
hoarder’ s th e biggest fool I o ver aeon.
W ’y , b e d on’ t even k no w enough tow
h itc h up a hoaa.
B ilas-^-H a m a y n o t k no w enough to
h lto b up a boas, Jnfcu, b u t I n o tic e he
can h itc h up d o sser te w your boat g ir l
l a fiv e m in u te s th a n yew k in l a a h u ll
even in * .— Judge.
“ M y h a ir waa fallin g out aery
fas t and I was greatly alarm ed. I
then tried A y e r’s H a ir V ig o r sad
m y h air stopped failin g a t once.
M rs . G . A . M c V a y , A l e x a n d r i a .
sends a m an o ut Into th e country,
th a t m akes h im w a lk and took, n ot
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w a lk an d th in k about h la business.
Moos and W eath er.
I t sends some o f Its devotees d o w n
W h en th e moon moves south In bur
d u e s to th e ground fo r Insect pictures, o rb it abundance of ra in w ill fo llo w ,
T h e ra are
4 ,5 0 0 ,0 0 0
others It m akes c lim b trees fo r birds, b e t w hen she goes n o rth dro ug ht in to q u a rry m e a l a th e w orld.
to others It holds o ut In v itin g b a n d s ' bo expected, m ys th e governm ent as-
c a llin g th e m w h e re ocaan breeeea b le w tionoaeer of A u s tra lia .
“ F e r n s ” b y D r . O. B. W a t e r s Ph D .,
JOhae H o p k in s u n iv e rs ity -
Is to be
b ro u g h t o u t s h o rtly b y H e n r y H o lt A
O a T h e book describes a ll the fe rn s
In th e n o rth w e s te rn States and la In­
tended to cover th e sam e te rrito ry aa
O ra y ’a " M a n u a l."
A r th u r Severn, th e a rtis t w ho m ar­
rie d B u ak in 'e cousin a n d w a rd , M ias
Joan K u a k ln A g new , baa n early com ­
pleted his "R eco llection s o f R u sk in ,”
w hloh abould p ro ve interesting , con­
s id e rin g th e Author's In tim a te associa­
tio n w ith B u s k in an d hla g re a t ta le n t
aa a raconteur.
’ 1__ T h e M s c m lU a n C o m p an y have ju s t
know n c rim in a ls in
London.
T he
published a n o w a b rid g e m e n t u f L in -
W hole record« of Scotland y a rd do n ot
S ard ’s w e ll-k n o w n “ H is to ry o f E n g ­
c o n tain ia a ll so m a n y nam es, and
la n d .” b ro ug ht d o w n to th e p re s e n t
m a n y of these have been dead for
A a a b rid g e m e n t o f th is book has fo r
yearn.
n t t f year» boon used In moot o f tbo
C ath o lic schools o f G re a t B rita in as
Ml*ptoce<l Affection.
T h e E skim o s w ere very a n g ry w ith th e tex t-b o o k In E n glish history.
„ k , .Ik.
N o H a ir ?
t a i e a 8 . 8 . w i t h s a fe ty , w a i t does n o t
d e ra n g e t h e S to m a c h l i k e th e s tro n g
2 1 g m in e r a l re m e d ie s , h o t acta g e n t ly a n d
w ith o u t a n y s h o ck to th e sy s te m . T h o a e
w h o s e fe e lin g s t e l l th e m th e y a m n e t
■ tr o a g a t w d l , a n d w h o a re g r o w in g t h in n e r a n d f a llin g b elo w t h e i r u s u a l
S im ila r O a t D l f f a r r a t
T h e y w a re m ean derin g s low ly to­
w a rd tbo p a re n ta l d om icile o f tho f a ir
m aid, a ft e r tho th e a te r and a litt le
supper a t a « w a ll beanery, w hen tbo
s p irit m oved h im to do a conundrum .
“ D a rlin g .” ha asked, “ w h y am I lik e
the m o o n r
“ I d’d o n 't k n o w , G eorge,” she »tom
merod, " b u t I h-hope It len t b becauae
you g et fu ll."
"N o ,” ho answ ered In a tone redo
le n t w ith sadnoaa. “I t ’s because I m
dow n to m y last q u a rte r."
T h e W o r ld ’s G o ld P r o d o c t.
T h e g overnm ent m in t report puts
the gold production o f the w orld since
the discovery o f A m erica a t # » 3 11 ,-
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The Bouthwlek has the largeat rnpaeltv. I« ta«tert and euteat worker ol any H«y Pre«« mada.
Sand lor eateloxaa. Malted tree.
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P A IN L E S S
WISE BROS
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