THE SALESWOMAN
n n a ahonld properly perform their
functions.
.. Wh*F ***•? don’t, what lameness of
the aide and back, what yellowneee of
Compelled to Be on H e r F e et
the akin, what constipation, bad taste
The Sultan of Turkey requires that
*” lh * ,n?o th ’ ■*ck headache, pimples all state, documents and papers intend
D ay Finds a Tonic
and blotches, and foes of courage, tell
ed
for
his
perusal
shall
Brat
pass
the story.
T
through a careful process of disinfec Miss Curtain of St.
A great alterative and tonic
tion.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
th e Largler P a rt of th e
in P e -ru -n a .
Paul, Gives Her
A curious sight in the streets of To-
Gives these organs vigor and tone for klo Is to aee an old man aeated on a
Experience. J
the proper performance of their func smooth piece of ground having round
tions, and cures all their ordinary ail-
m a n ta
Xa
•
him Uttle piles of aand of different eel-
ora. red. blue, yellow, black, etc. Plac
ing a pinch from each pile in his right
Advertising DU I t
.H a didu’t have a dollar; be didn’t hand, he will draw on the smooth
have a dime. H is clotbge aad shoes ground the figure of a man or woman,
were looking juet as though they’d the drees all properly colored by the
served their tim e. H e didn’t try to aand trickling through his Hugera. It
k ill himself to dodge misfortune’s la done with great rapidity and ahows
whacks. Instead, he got some aebee remarkable dexterity.
and be filled five dosen sacks. Then,
An Indication of a new tendency In
next be begged a dollar. la the paper aclentlflc study la furnished by the
in the morn be adiretised tin polish plan of the Geographical Society of
that would put the eun to scorn. He Baltimore to send to the Bahama Isl
kept oa advertising, and, Just now,
ands a ship carrying, a .staff e f fifty
suffice to ssy, he’s out in California at persons, who w ill st|d y the geology,
bis cottage on the bey.— The Lyre.
geography, botany, zoology, climatol
ogy. physics and medical and hygienic
conditions of those islands. The ship,
To Chicago, Dubuque aud the specially chartered for the purpose,
East; to Dee Moines, Kansas C ity find w ill be fitted aud equipped aa the home
the Southeast, via Chicago Great Wcet and laboratory of the party during the
era railway. Electric lighted trains. entire trip.
Unequalled service.
W rite to J. >«•
Accounts of early writers show that
Elm er, G. P. A ., Chicago, for informa- squirrels must formerly have beea
1 amazingly numerous. Golman says
that the gray seat was a fearful
scourge to the Colonial farmers and
No smart woman kiss one another, | that
Pennsylvania paid £8,000 In boun
and the moat they now do fa to rob
ties
for
their scalps In 1740 alone. This
hats. Thia is as it should be. In all
the wierd world of woman nothing haa ineaut the destruction of 640,006 w ith
to flabbergasted the mere man as the in a comparatively email district In
reck lees valor with which ladies need the early days of Western settlement
to biouee on each other’s complexions regular hunts were organised by the
without the slightest provocation.— Inhabitants, who would range the
wopds In two companies from morning
V anity Fair.
till n ig h t vying ag to which band
- Cultivate a Calm Temper.
should bring home the greatest num
When the worries aad ceres of tbe ber of trophies. The quantities thus
day fret you aad begin to wear on you killed are almost Incredible now.
and you chafe under tbe friction— be
An African chiefs vgnbrella la of
calm. Stop, rest for s moment, and let
greater Importance than many people
calmness and peace assert themselves.
imagine, apart from Its enormous else.
I l you 1st these irritating outside inflo-
Its lose In battle me*e than equals the
enoee get tbe better of you, you are con
Sweet Atemecy.
fessing your inferiority to them by per loss of a standard of a European com
Kind
la
d
y
— Why, tittle fellow, bow
mander.
Some
of
the
umbrellas
are
of
m itting them to dominate.
prodigious dimensions, being no lees did you ever get that black ayef
Urchin— W ell, ye am, ¡eddy, me
than 28 feet In diameter, with riba
“ I hope that Jaaklaa « i l l pull 12 feet 6 inches long. They are made brother went sway dis mornin* an* he
through his siege of sickness,” re of lancewood, and the covering Is of guv mo that to remember him by.
marked one friend, "fo r he v u always gorgeously colored chintz, In varied
such a tolly fallow ." “ H a must be in sections of crimson, yellow and blue.
pretty good ooudltion and still very vol The opening is performed by means of
f f a e f is r Ona H a n d le d b o i i a n R ew ard
a tile ,” answered the other friead. pulleys and ropes attached to tbe “run
irn s i cattarrta th a t s e n s o t be e a r e d bj
" Ib is morning I overheard hie maid ner,” this operation requiring the serv
Usrrta C are.
_
» L C I K K R T * Co., Props.. Tol
tall my wife that M r. Jenkins was ices of three or four men. The pole,
We th e a n U e r a tfn e d . h a v e k n o w n F. J. C
suffering from emonia."__
r th e p a s t 15 y e a n , a a d b e lie v e h in t e e
or handle. Is o f birch, and is about 14
» a r a b l e in e ll b u - in e n tr a n sa c tio n s a
or 18 feet high.
letaH y a b le to carry o n t a a y e b llx a t lo n
(Rest Dcmeastratlsn. -----
1 th e ir Arm.
A new method of discovering beds ef
“ They say when the great pianist
wmv a Taeax.
W h oleeale P r a g g te u , T oled i
ore
hidden
underground.
In
which
elec
played in this town tbe isopla want
w 3 X iu
tricity serves for a detective, la said
w ild ," remarked tbe comedian.
■aM U O aterrh C ara to ta k en I n te 'm a lir
“ They did tba same when I played," to have met w ith some success in
»—kly e a t h e b lo o d an d m u o u i enrfi
remarked tbe yoong lady who blows Wales and In Cornwall. A current of
e e yatem . F r ie e 7»c p e r b e tf ie . Sold
« ( g is t s . T e s tim o n ia ls frees
the ooraet.
high potential—80,000 or more volts—
■ a fl’i F a m ily n i l s a re th e beet.
"W are they demanding that you Is led to two nletal rods set In the
f»»7». k—hV»»
ground. From these, lluea of force
"N o , they ware demanding their spread In all directions, and cgn be de
Prof. W. L . Whitney o f the Poston
tected by means of a telephonic receiv
conset vatory of music la to establish
er connected- w ith another pair o f
schools of opera In Boston, Paria and
Florence, the headquarters to be in
any desired position. When no Bounds,
LOWEST RATES
MissNèîîïe
fact Indicates e deflection of the lines
replied the man who scribbles
of force, and by shifting the place of
üly, "much more out of it than
tbe rods the location of the metallic
msssss which produce the deflection
The number of miles of railroad
oom pitted io tba Dominion of Canada
is 18,888, aa Increase of 874 m i l« over
the previous year.
NOW ST. LOUIS MAY BE CONNECTED
WITH PITTSBURG BY-ELECTRIC UNE
BITE SINGS MIS SONGS.
A feature of tbe Richard Btranes or
chestral concerts in New York la th e
singing of bis songs by bis wife, a re
"W isdom ," remarked the man with markably pretty and talented woman.
Few musical compositions have ever
the chronic quotation habit, " ia bettor
excited the^dficusslons which bave
than riches."
" O f course,” rejoined tbe philosoph
ical parson, “ you refer to your wisdom
aud other people’s riches." -
M others w ill And Mrs. W laslow 's Soothing
fr o g th e best rem ed y te u se 1er t t e lr ch ild re n
te e tb ln g m u o n .
" I have here,” said the iaduatrlons
book agent, " a volume which ia es
pecially helpful to hnsineee men. I ’m
certain it would b< ne H y e a 11"—
"Can yon ment ea my busineeeman
it has beneflttedT” broke to the skep
tical one ip the office ehair.
"Sore. There’s me, for instance.
I get a big commission.’’— Kansas City
Journal.
u
operation for Ovaritis, telto
how she was cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
or m w
weakening drain; the system cannot
foag withstand thia lose of mucus, hence
it is that woman afflicted with catarr
hal affections of the pelvic organa feel
tired and languid, with weak back and
throbbing' brain. A course of Peruns
is sure to restore health by ratting off
the weakening drain of the daily loss
of mucus.
A a Admirable Tonic.
Congressmen Mark H. Donnell,
National Hotel, Washington, D . C .,
writes:
"Y ou r Parana being used by myself
and many of my friends and acquaint
ances not only aa a cure for catarrh but
also as an admirable tonic for physical
recuperation, 1 gladly recommend it to
a ll parsons requiring such remedies."
— Mark H . Dunnell.
I f you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory results from tire uee of Peru
ns, write at ones to Dr. Hartman, giv
ing a full statement of your case and be
w ill be pleased to give you hie valua
ble advice gratis.
Address D r. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Banltraium, Columbus,
Ohio.
Mrs. James R. Hopley of Bucyrus,
0 . , is the only woman who has been
given a place open tbe centennial pro
gram commemorating the 100th anni
versary of the admission of Ohio to tba
onion. Tba theme of her address w ill
be "The Value of Good Women ia In
fluencing Civilisation.” Mrs. Hopley
ia a former president of tbe Ohio Fed
erated Clubs.
apow m o
te w w U
m
Menot, i JNU
The Indianapolis and Eastern Iuterurben Railway has Inaugurated the
first Interurbau railway sleeping car that has ever been operated In the
world. W ith the starting of the first lnterurban sleeping car service It is
expected that sleeping car service w ill be ran oa aU the electric Untp.of any
cousequencc la the country.
The Indianapolis and Eastern, through Ita allied traffic lines, has begun
a through limited service out of Indianapolis through this place for Day-
ton and Columbus, Ohio.
Before many months has passed through traffic w ill have beea estab
lished the entire distance from SL Louis, Mo., to Pittsburg, Pa., and Cln-
Clncinnatl, Ohio, making the longest lnterurban railway system la the world.
A ll that la now lacking for the completion of this greet system o f lnterurban
railways are short stretches of track west of Terre Haute. lad., a abort
dally w ith medicines you know noth
ing about, but take L y d ia E . P in k »
h a m ’s V e g e ta b le C o m p o u n d , aad
take my word for it. you w ill be a
different woman in a short tim e."—
Mas. L aura E mmons , Walkerville, Out.
— 9*000 ftrftH If trlflMl t f attM **«•<■ gnefae
D o n ’t hesitate) to w r it e to M r s ,
P ln k h a m i f th e r e la a n y th in g
a b o y t y o u r case w h ic h y o u d o
n o t u n d e rs ta n d . S he w i ll t r e a t
y o u W ith k in d n e s s a n d h e r a d *
v ic e la fr e e . N o w o m a n e v e r r e
g r e tt e d w r it i n g tie r a n d she haa
h e lp e d th o u s a n d *. A d d r e * * Id
IN ÌE R U R B A N S L E E P IN G CAR.
stretch firs miles east of Richmond, Ind., and a. stretch from Newark to
Steubenville, Ohio. These linee are already under course of construction. A
through line from Chicago to Cincinnati w ill also have been completed by
the does of the year.
The course of the f it Louls-PIttsburg line w ill be as follows:. Bast S t
Louis Traction Company, S t Louis to Collinsville, 111. (line under construc
tion from Collinsville to Terre Haute, lud.); Terre Haute and Brasil Traction
Company, Terre Haute to Harmony, lnd.; Indianapolis and Plainfield Trac
tion Company, Plainfield to Indianapolis; Indianapolis and Eastern, Indian
apolis to Dublin, In<L; Richmond Street and lnterurban Traction Company,
Dublin to Richmond; Dayton and Western Traction Company, Richmond to
Dayton, Ohio; Columbus, London and Springfield, Dayton to Columbus; Co
lumbus and Newark Traction Company, Columbus.to Newark, Ohio; Newark
to Steubenville, Ohio (building); Steubenville to Pittsburg, Pa., the Pittsburg
and Steubenville lnterurban.
--*»■
Freehold, N. J» recently appropri
ately observed the anniversary of the
battle of Monmouth. Patriotic citi
zens from all of the Eastern States,
prominent government and New Jer
s e y S t a t e officials and troops of militia
lent dignity to tbe celebration. A cen
tury and a q u a r t e r h a v e p a s s e d a w a y
since that memorable day when Wash
ington checked the disgraceful retreat
of the troops under MaJ. Gen. Lee,
troops received from Baron Steuben at
Valley Forge stood them In good stead.
They fought like veterana, and tbe
day waa won. ■ » ’
There was one other who shared tbe
honors of the battle of Monmouth with
Washington, and that waa brava Molly
Pitcher. H er husband, an artillery
man In Oswald's command, waa sta
tioned wttb bis battery In an exposed
position In tbe American line. Time
and again the men at the guns were
mowed down, but the survivors contin
ued the fight with vigor. Molly Pltcfaer
deed which won for her undying fame
and enshrined her name in the heart
of every American citizen.
The battle of Monmouth was the
first engagement of Importance which
tbe troops under Washington fought
after leaving their ‘winter quarters at
Valley Forge. The privations and auf-
ferlnga endured by. tbe A merleau pa-
triots at V alley'’Fdrge -had well-nigh
sponges when they swabbed out tbe
cannon. W hile returning from one of
these excursions to the spring Molly
aaw her husband fall. There was no
one to take bla place at the gun. With
out a moment’s hesitation the brave
woman aet down the water she was
carrying, seized the rammer and took
her husband’s place. The army cheered
her wildly as she discharged the can
*
Not a Success.
AeCum— Were you one of her chafing
dish party?
A l. Way Beaton— Huh I wa ware a
chafing
chafing-dish
party.
The
chafing dish didn’t chafe as much as
we did end some of us are hungry yet.
— Philadelphia Press.
prisoner recently brought to a Harlem
police station whom condition was so
uncleanly that ha was advised by tbe
desk sergeant to take a bath.
" W h a t!” axciaimad.the hobo, indig
nantly, "m a go Into the waterT"
"C ertainly; you need it. How long
is it since yon had a bath?”
Tba hobo grinned.
" I never waa ar
rested before.** —New York Tim ts.
P a t r io t ic C e le b r a t io n o f I t o A a a tv o r -
‘ e e r y In F r e e h o ld , N . J .
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H e T te a C r a v a t s .
Co.
A u to m a tic, Helt F eed in g ,
100 horsep ow er w ith
R Her,
:epe S a w m ill M ach inery, X o-
anythin*
A LCOHOL, O W U M ,
TOBACCO U S I N G j «
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Catalogue sent free on appli-
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REV.
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coacaTigiQ
W H E R E T H E B A T T L E OF M O N M O U TH W AS FO U G H T.
As Atsop Might Write It Nrw.
One day a fox raw a fine ripe plum,
but It waa beyond hie reach.
Bo, as ha had no friend to ebake tbe
tree for him , he turned up his n o « at
it and passed on.
" I t ’s wormy I ” he m id .— Chicago
Tribune.
There’s a pleasure in
offering such a prepara
tion as Ayer’s H air Vigor.
It gives to all who use it
such satisfaction. The
hair becomes th icke r,
longer, softer, and more
glossy. And you feel so
secure in using such an
old and reliable prepara
tion.
sue . MOa. An - - —
M a e h ln a
BL'OCgSSORS TO J O H N POO LS. ■
Ï Î * “ ‘“‘‘‘"S Ä S C A K K T 8 s o d t t s y
l a v s a ll disapp eared. I bad 6 « « troub led
» 'tt
,a r
**“ •- hu t a fts r tak-
»■< te* arat ( k « « r « i I b a r . bad no troubla
w lt t ib is a ilm en t. W a ean n ot apeak too b l( b -
tr o f Caaoarata ••
F a a o W artm äz .
-
An enterprising draper in New York
employs an assistant who ia particular
ly expert ia arranging cravats In tba
most fasbionabla shapes
The aseis
tent attends weddings and helps tbe
bridegroom end beet man to properly
adjust their ties for eo auspicious aa
occasion.
" My hair came out by tbe hand
ful, and the tray hair* began to
creep in. I tried Ayer’s H air Vigor,
and it stopped the hair from com
ing out and restored the color.” —
Mrs. M . D.Gray, No. Salem, Mass.
R a la r a o n
Pleot Cure (ta a remedy for coughs, colds
etdruggiste.
CdnUa’t Peel Iter.
" M y dear Miss M llliu n e,” said tbe
impecunious young man, "J love you
more than J ean find words te to il."
" B a t 1 presume ybu could toil me
in figures," rejoined the beartiful
heiress in to n « that suggested the 1 «
Queen Alezaadra's Epigram.
" I t te a p ity ," said Qneaa Alam o-
dra to the late Bishop of London, one
day, " th a t women are not aa devoted to
tbe birds in tbe a ir as they are to the
biids in their hate.”
“ I am so pleased w ith the results I
obtained from L y d ia E . P ln k h a m * *
V e g e ta b le C o n p o u n d that I feel i t
a duty and a privilege to w rits you
about it.
“ I suffered for over five years w ith
•▼ n ria n tro u b le s , causing aa ua*
pleasant discharge, a great weakness,
and a t times a faintness would eoaas
over me which no amount of medicine,
diet, or exercise seemed to correct.
Your Vegetable Compound found the
weak spot, however, w ithin a few
weeks — a n d s a v e d m e f r o m a a
e p e ra tio n — a ll my troubles had dis
appeared, and I. found myself oaee
more healthy and well. Words fa ll to
describe the real, true grateful feeling
•* » R E
* -wao* «S *•“
been engendered by the tone-poems of
Richard Btrauaa. Ha has sought te
make music express abstract thoughts
and emotions to reproduce realistic
facta, to be philosophical, sensual, bu-
moroua, aa demanded by the subject
matter. In doing so be has employed
not eo much melody as harmonic de
vices and Instrumental combinations.
I
The Intelligence of animals seems,
as a rule, to be underrated rather than
overrated. A dog breeder described
the other day a wonderfpl collie that
had belonged to Sir John Dubbock.
'T h ia dog,” ha said, ’’would, when It
waa hungry, lay at Its master’s feet a
card marked ’food.’
When It was
thirsty It would fetch a card marked
’drink.’ When It wanted to taka a
walk It would bring a card marked
out.’ Sir John Lubbock trained tt to
do thia trick In leas than a. month.
He put the food card over the dog’s
food and made It bring the card to him
before he would allow It to eat, and ln
the matter of drinking and going out
ba used a ilka method.
The cards
were similar In shape aud color; upth-
Ing but the writing on them differed.
8ince, therefore, the dog distinguished
them by the w riting alone. It may
truly be « M that the animal could
read."
J” ,
Z ’ J“
.
J r , F ¿ 1 2 . discouraged them, and Washington non again and again. Washington per
Ined
I t requires so m eth in g more
«
constitution, for unless the poison*
“ u . K ri t . h w h Z h w o u ld sonally complimented her and appoint
ire destroyed they w ill further im - Tlctor7 ° ver the British, which would ed her a captain ln tbe American army.
s.and ym arantiaue tolo»e w d g h l
t0
“ “ * nd
The R a re Am erican Sailor.
a «
d tonic
properties
combined.
I
t
«M
fitafi
»Pints
of
tbe
Accord
cub «, properties cornu neo.
u
Brtt,Bh nation.
ander g|r
Hen
The American sailor la getting to be
WtNDERFUL tA IN IN WEIGHT.
ry Clinton, evacuated Philadelphia, on a very rare bird In these days, says
H n n ta v lU a
T- ~ l n I P O *
June 13, and marched toward Brans- a w riter In Leslie's Monthly. Ferbape
■eme years age say re n e n i health wick, N. J., with a view of embark I t la not a well known fact, though
gave way; nay nervous system wee Ing on Raritan river, Washington any man fam iliar with shipping mat
shattered, and I eouU get nothing te broke Camp at Valley Forge, sent for- ters knows I t Tbe recruiting officers
“ R g“®d t ill I began te use . wanj
light troops to harass the for tbe navy have the very greatest
enem7' and lhen w,th the maln i* * 1* difficulty In getting Americans, even
M dC rem IM M u n d e X to esu ae^ta »torted In pursuit A t Allentown Clln- for our men-of-war. I f we have not
1*0. X heenme well again by tahlng ton suddenly turned to the right by a sailors trained In tbe merchant* ma
8. * . B. aad would take no amount for road leading through Freehold to Ban rine, where w ill we. get crews In time
th e good I t did sae. X y health to dy Hook. The evening of June 27 of war? I have been w ith 'a crowd of
now perfect, end I believe U e v e ry found the main body of the British en- navy men who were on shore leave In
b* * y .ww,* y >>^ * *
T*.**
camped at Monmouth Courthouse. In Vera Cruz, when there were not ten
W L. W n ia T O B t I tbe town of Fre* ho,d- while the Amcr- words spoken In English.
' lean advance, under MaJ. Gen. Lee,
Even on the big lines which fly the
ma system, strengthens and tone* was five miles away.
American flag In tbe foreign trade, the
ng sound, refreshing sleep. Yow j Eariy on tb< 28th Lee engaged the crews are ln reality foreigners, though
S., and being compiled exclusively
division of the enemy, bis orders many of them have taken out first pa
ith no bad effects. Old people w ill
to hoJ<i tt Jn che<.b Bntll th< pers In order to get berths In the line.
the circulation of the blood, and main body ahould come up. The Amer-
T hrow in g A * a y a Portnue.
***
k0“ 1'? / T K « 1«. «ad i c n , were successful at first, but the
A poor Austrian official In the civil
■ » o£ <Wic* ^ 5 onsbt« t,° n» «“
charges of the British regular, soon
• S. S. w ith
“ “ _do^ nc* threw them Into confusion and they service recently bought two tickets in
e the Stomach
the strong
a disorderly retreat In which tbe Hungarian Philanthropic State
I remedies, hut acta gently and theJf COmmander participated. Wash- lottery. A little while afterwards bis
* .“ 7
’mrton. coming up with the main body funds ran very low, and be sent back
feelings
noJ of troops, beheld Lee’s flying men. Tbe one of tbe tickets to tbe lottery office
lBerAaS i i i f 1
te oWKheir usual ta<J#
,,le American commander-ln and asked that tbs money he had paid
a r o u r i f i i a ^ t ^ ^ f o r t M d b e r t Ch**f flU’ hed * n<r,lT' “ be ’ PUrr*K’ for It might be returned. This very
r ? j •
hla honM ,hrou«t> the demoralised ticket won tbe first prise at tbe draw
heal advice, without charge, to aU troope u
h<
ing, amounting to one hundred and
W H O O O m A YIAW Zffie S S e
| buked tbe commander, and then, rally- fifty thousand kronen—a sum which
_______________ i i
I lng tbe fugitives, hastened back to would have mads tbe official rich be
yond ble utmost dreams If be bad not
B
, bring up 'the main body.
at the last moment let hls own good
Washington succeeded In placing bla
troops on an eminence in a favorable fortune slip out of "hls hand.
j position and boob - wee turning defeat
B a llt by Americano.
j Into victory. The British made aa In
The tweuty-eevra railway bridgea ou
—
, effectual attempt to turn the A inert
the Uganda (Africa) road are Amer
cau left wing and then turned their
lean.
tniAilPw Unlf P m n c
lllW Iu n flO | I I COO
te n tlo n to th e
»nt. Palatasi«, Potent. Taste Oi
le v « Siefcea. W eakea. « Orine. Na.
O U R S C O N S T IP A T IO N .
KOUAIIM é
Z O Æ A Z /V /Ä Y /Z V C
C V /Î/Æ 5 . r A S L £ S i
£ rc
y
Of/U MOT 3 C M T W
\» 9 M A Û £ 5 A COLONS
/M STST q M m AIMMO
£SSa£S£i££,
w h e re th e y
also repulsed.
a m w «—
rnm
AU *hr0D« h **»• *0 9 *he fight went
on.
The drill which tbe American
»«ghuiäSBCnJ