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V Scrofula - Haa come down to us. through the agea like the pyramids and the sphinxes. I t makes its pretence known by many •igt-e—glandular tumors, bunchea in the neck, cutaneous eruptions, inflamed eyelids, sore ears, rickets, catarrh, wast ing and general debility. Ikä V{H»t K IM t l (toot. ~ “ There's Iota oi different kinds of gaala ia this world,'* remarked the maa who bad traveled tome, “ bat the gnat that says, when yon ark him into a tobacoo store to have a cigar: ‘Gim me a peek o' cigar alto«,' comet pretty nigh to bain* tbe pap of them a ll." Tbe Nate»«. Tbe first needle need in England wbo unfortunately died before Impart ing tbe secret to any one. In tbe reign of Qaeen Elisabeth tbe art of needle making waa discovered by a German wbo imparted it to an Englishman. New Machine Ona. Ernie— So they eloped? Tbe Cleveland machine gun, firing Edith— Yea, their parents paid tbe twenty-five one-pound projectiles a* Tbe araat specific for scrofula, effecting village blasksmitb not to shoe their one pull of tbe trigger, baa been tested. boras, bat they - eloped la an automo the most wonderful, radical and perma Tbe gun weighs 460 pounds. I t fired bile. nent oures. Be sure to get Hood’s. 800 shots in a minute without heating Ernie—That waa nice. I suppose the barrel. gars EvMaaca. Ipve laughs at blacksmitns as well as moval of infected blocks. “ But bow do you know that be went Hfcfcsmitba.— Chicago News. T>e curious habit of carrying a live to heaven?** sea Anemone in each of its two claws Wow, than, young m an," said W il "E ase tbe rr.n'e kicked h im -th a t is ascribed to tbe Mella, a genua of lie’s mother, “ I won’t lot yon play away an* be hain’t-n ever come down aseoall again in a burry, and yoa’ll Ho— I was bald up for a minuto or small crabs of the lfald lve Archipel yet.’ *— Atlanta Constitution. ago. II . Burr ads lie statea that the gat no supper tonight." two by Mrs. Talkington just now. "W h y , is supper a ll over?" Sim— That so? What did aha have crab's claws are too fra il for use la On Eqwql Fostleg. defence, and it la not dear whether the “ Too know very welt it la. You to my? Dusty— Dera’s one boss thing about saw ma at the back gate and heard ma He—Gee whist I I haven’t got a anemones are held as a meant of pro dis here hobo union. calling an hour ago.** stenographic m em ory.— Philadelphia tection or as a trap for food. Rusty— W ot’e dat? . ' ” *• lodger. “ Why—er— i thought yer was jest A primeval fcrest containing 130,000 D usty- Ev’ry feller’s a walkin’ dele applaudin’ da two-bagger I made." camififeor trees, measuring from T te IS gate —Baltimore American. tors fa iled to help her. feet In circumference, has recently “ L y d ia E . P in k h a m ’a V e g e _ Setts BlMea and Dice. been discovered ta Formosa. I t I f ' The Real Thing. , table C om p ou n d cured me after . In Nassau street, near where it merg which ha said was molasses. H is cap estimated that the yield of camphor Von Quiss— W hat does your friend doctors had (ailed, and I want gum from these trees w ill amount to was caked with mod and flour, his other girls to know about i t Dur es Into Park row, is a little shop whose Passing Belief. writs? Verse? Novels? Tragsdies? proprietor evidently believes that he knickerbockers and Jacket were torn ing menstruation I suffered most Miss Giddy— W hat did he M y whan 18,000,000 pounds. The forest la not H . Kasha— Orest Scott, what do you entirely competed of camphor-trees, and there was flour on his shoulder intense pain low in the abdomen is going to' catch customers both "a taka bias for? Aa amateur? No, you told him I was married? coming and a gwina." Ha has but a and egg on bis waistcoat. and in m v limbs. A t other times I small window for tba display af bis sirl H a writes advertisements of Mtoa Spelts— W ell, ba seemed • nr- but contains other varlstiss, including "I'v e been hustling.” he announced. an abundance of “red-grained" oak. had a heavy, depressed feeling wares, sod la this are grouped Bibles, course!— New Orleans Times- Demo prised. Mies Giddy— Did ho ask to whom? c ra t Some time ago B. W alter showed *T got a Job from Tledman’s deliver which made my work seem twice prater books, miniature roulette ing groceries and I ’ve made fifty aa hard, and I grew pale and thin. Miss Speits— No, but be asked ‘how that an electric spark feela Ita way He T%e medicine tue doctor gave me wheels, dine and playing cards. OveroMtcbed. it happened.*— Philadelphia Proas. from the positive pole to the negative roots. Gas, but I ’m hungry I “ Now. witness," M id the lawyer, in a rapid succession of preliminary didn’t give me the fifty cents, though, did not do me one bit of good, and Why Appetite Is Needed. “ you m y that yonr bearing to good" Jaat Lika a Maa. sparks of increasing length. By asms became I let a case of eggs drop out I was thoroughly discouraged. The Pood eaten without appetite always "Y m a h ." Husband— SnppoM we attend Dr. excellent photographs w ith a moving o f the wagon. You’ll give It to me, doctor wanted me to atop work, b u t causes gastric disturbance, because un "H o w good? Give ma an Illustra Thirdly*« lecture tonight, my dear. camera, he haa now proven that light though, won't you, pa? I earned It." of course, I could not do th a t I less tbe secretary glands oi the stomach "You go up to tbe bathroom and be finally begun to take L ydia E . are stimulated by a desire for food no tion. Can yon bear my watch tick?" ning similarly establishes a conducting W ife— Bat I have nothing to wear. "N o , air. I t ’a three days aloro. I Husband— Oh, than we’ll go to the path through the air by a aeries of skinning those rags off," said Allison. P ln k h a m ’s V egetab le Compound digestive juices are extruded into tbe and folt better after taking the first stomach. mw yon going into the pawnshop, and opera. minor flashes, and that as a rule, the *T’U coma up and talk to you pre» bottle, and after taking six bottles tba watch mast have ran down by thia lightning passes from the cloud to the ently.”—Chicago New«. I was entirely cured, and am now tim é ." A Ceaveraatlea Overheard. Plays a Lrotag dome. < earth as a series of continuous dis In perfect health, and I am so grate “ Goodness gracious, Maude, where __ Brownovich— I understand Groan haa charges. Natural Ceaclwsleaa. ful for i t ” — Miss G xoboix M enard , heart trouble. Before the Hoyal Microscopical So Texas Ototeeasaa Wow H ie F ir s t Man«* 637 K. 162nd S t, N ew York City. — are you going with that big bunch of " I f dare's m ilk in paradiMday mas’ rows and those boxes of candy?" tn a tlo a by a S tra ta c ^ p . Smlthinsky— Y m ; and ha also has ciety In London, Mr. E. B. Stringer has »MM /W/Wf I f MSV V«w *»•»'«• have cow» d a r," «aid Brother W il spade, club and diamond troubla. - "W h y , haven’ t you hMrd? They’ve C TERROR faS The 9300,000 fee said to have been described a new method of photograph liams, “ an af day got honey dar day L y d ia E . P fn k h a m 's V e g e ta b le got just one of the lovliest murderers earned to W all street by Senator Bail ing objects magnified by the microscope. aho mm* hava baas, en whar baas to C om p ou n d c u r e s fe m a le l l u whoa in the county jail that ever waal” Tbe light of the eletrlc arc ttadf ts em ey of Texas gives point to a story told day’s blosnoms, an wK*ar blossoms to ployed, that of the Incandescent car by a man from Texas upon the man Negative Vlrtae's Reward. day’s always watermelons in season, bons being shielded, tbe light Itself Is ner to whl#» Bailey got hto start. b lo M d a L a w d l" A n A p p ro p ria te N am e. " W h y , papa," she argued, "you “Rellyy." M id the Texas man, “was filtered, and .tbps a powerful violet Edna— 1 don’t know whether to ra il know Arbuthnot never drinks, chews, motfbcbromatlc ligNt, at the extreme a straggling young lawyer In the new my Boston ball tefrler Pompay, Cipio tmokss, gambles nor swear«.” Municipal Tramways Fay. lim it of Visibility, to obtained. W ith section Into which he had moved. or Caeaar. ■"Y m , I know ," the rugged, unro- Newcastle-on-Tyne municipal tram married again. thia light excellent photographs of Tim a had rolled around to nominate a ways have resulted In a profit to tba Arthur( wbo baa had a tad experi mantle old man answered, “ bat I don't Kdyth—Again? 8 minute objects, under a magnification Democratic candidate for Congress. ence with the terrier)—I think Agrip want a chap for a son-in-law who mere town of 940,000 in fifteen months. boon tied up as yat. of 2,300 diameters, were made ond ex The day of the convention had be«n pa would be a vary suitable name for ly doesn’t do things.**- Chicago Rac- Mayme—No, but I hibited upon a screen. Mr. Stringer set I t was conceded that a certain him. ord-Harald. M a n c h a ría n T ra d e . number of times yon suggests that lenses specially corrected old maa to Congress would be given ba.” —Chicago Nows. Tbe incrooM in tbe imports of Man for the ultraviolet rays would senable tba" nomination. eburia in tan years has bean, to tba photography to do for tbs microscope “Having much leisure and but little " I foal happy today," M id tba club various commodities, 100 to 600 paw cent. The 'cn.toms revenue in 1802 A t a medical college soma students what It haa already dons for the tele money, he thought he would walk to woman. " I haven't a thing la tba the convention. A fter be had been world, to do, not a club to attend. waa 9810,000. Tbe groat growth In ware being questioned in anatomy, and. scope. trade has resulted from free exportation one af them waa asked, “ What muscles ---In July 1803, E. L. Furlong of the on the road for some time a farmer I ’m going to clean house and have a bate their origin in the popliteal University of California rediscovered, drove up behind him. ’Wanter gtt good tim e ." space” The bright student promptly on Potter Creek, In Shasta County, a In an' ride?* he M id to the young law- I t to not necesmry to I mvs your rapllad, “ W all, tharo’s that one with remarkable cava, which had been Vlalt- The Husband— A penny for yonr home and friends, give up your occupa “ ‘Going to tbe convention r asked M, and 1 don't to- ed one« before by J. A. Richardson to Wa ara not In - favor of pensioning tion or pat on a uniform to do good. 1878- Party from the university has Bailey after a while. Yep.' M id the thoughts. alnaoo. I f thia ware dona, It would Hers to a simple way: Whan you b a r Wife— I t ’ll coot you mors than that. ----- — since thoroughly explored the cave, as farmer. ‘Ever hear of a young law sen a deathblow to the newspapers, a good thing M id about a assn, toll M ist a part of the Investigation now going yer named Bailey 'round hareZ asked I waa thinking of a now gown.— Naw r a ll newspaper men w ill quit work him. This Una of missionary work — ~ on to determine the antiquity of man Bailey. ‘Nope.* said the farm or. York Journal. doM not taka any of your time from wllan Reward for sa» In California. The bones of a large ‘Good speaker and bright fellow. I un year legitimate business.-■» a. Botheeued byHaUl variety of animals have been found, to derstand,’ suggested Bailey.- ‘fi'pose Tea Mach AmMtlaa. Mamma— ffb y , Herbert, wbat to the to, Pwpe.. Toledo, o. eluding ancient representative« of tbe so.’ said the farmer. ‘Yes,’ continued world to tba matter with, sister? MJ can’t understand why yon dis J elephant, tbe tapir, th e bores, tbe fox, Bailey, 'and he will be over there to charged my boy. Ton advertised for a “ Ton talk wall on tba tobjeet in Herbert— Aw wo wae Just a playin' w<df, the bear, and ao on, besides a day and 1 tell yon what we’ll do. boy with ambition, mm ba” — haunted bourn, an' she was the ghost, which you ara moat totaraatod,''* M id number of birds. I t to remarked W e’ll call on him to make a speech: "Tbat’s just it, madam—that*« {net an' I give bar a little chain to swaller the imparttoant a lrl. tarr A T soax . ‘ that the present mountainous character You see all yonr friends, tell them It. Ha wasn't In the plaro tsfo days “ And wbat to that?" M id the maa, so’« aba would clank avery time she of th at part of California la entirely about Bailey and WSTI call on him.* - before ba bad bla foot on my desk and moved, an* now she’s a-eryin* an* rays saaalllng a compliment. — out of harfnony w ith the existence of “ Yourself," M id the impertineat "The farmer M id all right. No m art she don't want to ba tbe ghost an» was smoking my cigars.” C »r« I» takan ln te ra a u v ,» girl demurely. r r mastodons, elephants and tapirs. No was said about tbe matter until there more!— Magasine of Humor. hlood anS mueous aaria« kmVSe p e r k e u la . Bold I unquestionable relics of man have was a lapse to the convenatlon dar W ar Balooa TaaL lln a a la ls Iraa. been found to the cave. PUI* ora tha haat. ing tbe preliminary movementa of the Tba difficulty in damaging a war M r. Krochett— I ’m going to aurpries body. Suddenly the old farmer up balooa to midair was rarontly shown x and suggested that the convention you on yonr birthday. h r toots made ta Austria. The asport-' Mrs. Kroohatt (coldly)— Indeed? hear-from Mr. Bailey, ‘a rlsln’ young mantara anchored a balooa at a height r M a k e s a a B a ra e a t A tte m p t t a T la tha M r. Krochett— Y w ; can’t you guess of 7,000 teat and bad gunners who had lawyer of those dlggta’a,’ he Mid, ‘an’ P a t e r n a l Record. not bean given the dirtanco try to dis a fallow who talks like puttin’ out what it LT n> Alltoon’s boy stood before his fath- Mrs. Krochett— I I you really mean able It . I t required 33 shots to fin3 fire.* ‘Bailey I Bailey t Bailey? more I er*e chair In silence—-Just looking wtot- tha rang«, even approximately, and not than a dosen yells went up. and Bai to anrprlee me I suppose you're going B Tut. Alllion looked from his news until tha aixty-fourth round waa tha ley came forth. Joe Bailey made one to give me soma sort of a present. paper to the boy' odes or twice and baloon h it. I t than sustained but a of'-tbe hottest speeches of bis life and An Bye fer Baalnesa. then pursued his reading, but It was slight tsar, which caused i t to descend the upshot of the whole thing was hard to keep his mind on the Balkan Grandma Toogood (solemnly)— A ’tar slowly.— Chicago Chronicle. that tba ‘rlsln* young lawyer of these . war cloud under that silent regard, your grandma dies wbo w ill giro you dlggln's* got the nomination for Con any pennies? f so he laid tha paper on hto top and gress and to now Senator Bailey of Terror Knott Toogood (aged six)— , M id. “W e li r Of tha 41,000,000 people ta England Texas.”—New Orleans Tlmro-Demo Why, you won’t ta k * your peeket book i “I weeded your onion bed this morn- mdta than half of them lira oa W In c ra t to hear n, w ill you, grandma?— Judge. i tng,” M id Allison’s boy. come of I om than 912 a week, and tha P a n to m im e by M a a O’R elL i “Did you? That was nice of yon. earnings of 7,000,000 of this number “Whan M ax O’Bell came to Montreal . Bnt you ought not to tell me a thing do not exceed |6 a weak for tha fam ily. In many parts of England thoro are like that so suddenly. How did you some years ago,” said a man from that happen to think of It? I t wasn't be city to a Detroit Journal contributor, cartons superstitions ahoat birds. Tbe cause I've been trying to get you to do “we fixed up a little Joke on him. We •tonechai, for instance, la believed to Mrs. Margarais Danislson of Cam had noticed how gracefully he could be continually, chatting with tba evil 1 It for a month, was i t r bridge, M in n ., la 132 yMrs oíd. 8he unite a caustic criticism with a compli one, so it to held in bad repute, and aa » The boy grinned and then seated is tba motber of two Swedish Baptiat i himself on the arm of the chair and ment. a faculty that enabled him to say ihe raven commonly impersonates his ministars and escribes bar long Ufa to f twisted a finger to hie father’s watCh the sharpest things without offending sable majesty it is ranked in tbwMme bar strict adharenca to tha tenate of tha Pome times, We category of evil birds. chain. '“Gee, but there waa lots of tbe people be was criticising. chnrch. were going to pot the faculty to a test. however, the raven’s appearance, so it , weeds to It!” he said. "W e had him lunch with us, and 1« held, forebodes a death. ’T h e re were a faw onions to IL too,” said Allison. “Did you I mvs there were at the table beside himself an Englishman, a Scotchman, an Irish • them in?” "O f course, I did. Bay, pa, my bi man and a French-Canadian. When we cycle tiros are all fu ll of punchers. I got our guest off hto guard we demand can't make 'em stay pumped up any ed an honest opinion of the different If the blood is in rood condition a t the beginning of the warm season, races we represented. As the opinion you are prepared to resist disease and a n not apt to be troubled with boils, more at ail.” had to be given tn th e presence of all i “ Why don’t you take the punchers pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning akin eruptions four, tbe situation for him waa a out of them?” that make one's life a veritable torment and misery. “You can’t take a puncher o u t A rather delicate one. But It never Now ta tbe tim e to begin tbe work o f cleansing and building up the i puncher’s a hole In tbe tire. I want seemed to trouble him, and he gave hie blood and atrengtheatag the w e a k _______ , For Inflm ts and Children» places in your constitution. D uringthe HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS, new tires, but haven’t got .enough opinion wlthont a moment's hesitation. “ T h e Scotchman,' he said, and he cold winter m onths we are compelled 1 “ h oiribla i 1 money. I ’ve only got 8 efipta and they clenched hto right hand tightly and to live indoors and breathe the impure atth ek o f b a l l s i cost 9«.” pretended to try and force It open with “Well, yon need only 92.82 now.** s ir of badly ventilated rooms and of- t h a t b ro k e o u t a ll I hlsleft. T h e Englishman— 'andbewent “Won’t you give it to me?” ficea. W e over-work and over-eat, and • T* r “ ? bo<7 a»d "No, my eon. I f you want money through the same performance, open- get too little out-door exercise, and our BA f c tog the hand at the ond after an appar tems become clogged w ith im pu rl- i i i . r u a tll you go to work and earn it by the ent struggle. T h e Irishman— ’ and be ÁVhfelaUe Rreparationfor As : sweat of yonr brow. Tbat’s tba way , and the blood a hot bed of germa b Z < " 1 ta“ 2g held out his hand wide open, with the slmilating AeFoodandBetf ula and humors of every kind, and warm y e a r madlolna, I did when I waa your age. You get palm upwards. T h e Frenchman— ’ Haff the Stomachs aitdBcMÈb of weatker is sure to bring a reaction, aaS from sty ax- your money too easily.” and the poisonous m atter in the blood p o r lo n o o I eaa II “ I f I finish tba onion bad w ill you and he made a motion with both bands as If ha were emptying them on the “ H ow much mors have you got to table. •There was not a word of explain do? There Isn’t much to do, to there?” PromotesDiffestionJCkceffuk tlon. bnt we all understood thoroughly, “Bure. I only weeded one row and ness and Rest Contains neither and had a hearty laugh. Max O'Reil part of another one. Pa, I waa 80 Otaum.Morphine norFfincfaL in arithmetic last week. I f I get 80 had maintained hto reputation.” N ot N a r c o t ic . next week w ill you give me the W it h a O rw in o f Salt. 92.82 r Tales of gsstronomlcsl prowe.ta “ I ’ll give you a licking If you don’t abound to George H. Ellwangnta re get 80,” said Allison. "The Idea of cent book, “The Pleasures of the T a a boy of yonr age doing no better than ble.” One to particular makes the feat that and getting tired after be weeds of tbe growing boy look small Indeed. a row to a onion bad. No, str, you A drummer In the French army was just work for I t I used to mw wood noted for hto tremendous appetite. His and split kindling for my pocket mon captain wagered that the man could ey when 1 was a boy. I didn’t bare to dread the com ing of warm weather if you have your system w ell fortified a father wbo shoveled out money for eat a whole calf, and the drummer, proud of hto distinction, promised to and the blood in h normal, healthy condition. It ta the polluted, sluggish me whenever 1 asked for I t I remem do honor to the captain’s compliment. I hlood that Invites disease germa, microbes and poisons o f every kind and ber one Fourth of July I had 96 spend Accordingly a calf was prepared In bring on a long train of spring and anmmer ailm ents, break down the « in ing money, and I earned every cent various appetising ways. The dram stitution, and produce weakness, laMitude, and ether debilitating disorders. of It myself." mer waa disposing of IL When he Bcsema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irrita tin g akin “W hat did yon do with I t r ‘ , bad finally consumed about three- troublM are sure to make their appearance unless the humora and poisons “ Firecrackers moatly, I guess— I quarters of the repast he paused, and are antidoted and the thin, acid blood don't know that 1 spent It alL I mads rich and strong before the coming probably pat a lot of It In the bank.” placing hto knife and fork on his plate, said to his superior officer: WA courea o f 8 . 8 . S . now would ba "Yon M id I wasn’t to have any fire “Yon had better have the calf works thia Fourth a t all. You win, brought on, had you not. air? All I il r a sofa precautioa and a good beginning and enable you to p a s s In comfort though, won't you, tot me? I didn’t these little kickshaws will end by tok ’> n a > F through the hot, auftty months a n d mean to set the barn on fire and 1*11 lug up room.” escape the diseases common to spring and summer. 8 . S. 8 . ta guaranteed be careful this time.” Advantages always look larger than ” You may run away now. 1*11 talk purely vegetable and to recognised o a th s beet blood nurifier and thn moat in vigorating and pleasant of all tonics. W rite for our book on “ Tba Blood and to you about the Fourth of July some disadvantogea, even when the scales time next September.” Coughing Hufferera should take Hood’s Sarsaparilla It ’s too risky» playing with your cough. T h e first th in g you know it w ill be down deep in your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin e a rly w ith Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. R a le r s o n M a c h in » avocamoaa to john Co. tools . Pees e( Mantaea St.. ParttaaS. Oncee. P e r o n . H aw kare, AutemeUc. Salt Iteadin r au It lava HI ara » F u lle r , 100 haraaaowar w l tw ehem e Buekaya B aw aU l M achinara, I Staaa a ñ ÍB o lla ra X II and sttc k e .y O n o lt Enfluea W r it . ua whan In w ant of an yth ! la machlnary Une. IM M B N aX Our A rtic le . 1st Tbe Ideal 81 Curtain (Kneloae w k r o t » a rt of open nw v eh le l. worklne In aA-tlona) Good ter R sl» or I •tala.. Has m etal teaine, (H irer fln ls h liin Ad able, with curtain to a ln of veh icle W h ip i Horae, m e lte d without unfeatanlno, whole cU| hood. No button)na, No attachmeuta to V eit Clooe «wlnoias Wd. backward, faaten to hood VAftvfbr I lxostrated C irculars Tobacco Using jp COLUMBIÁUNIVERSITY P O R T L A N D ,O R E G O N Regalar Collegiate Csenes ta Clasiin, Eag- Iba. fiRMEUameL BMtrv aad Zcoasm- tes, Ftsaace and Goauacrce, Civil Eagincer- tag. Rechaaica! Eagtaeering and Electrical S S ä a ss nnmg S CaUlogue sent free on appU- calaa. Addreaa REV. I. A. QUINLAN, C S. G U N IV E R S IT Y P A R K , O R E G O N , Tha Mower w ltk tha "D RA W CUT.” “draw ing” tha cu ttln s bar (rom a point ahead, causing tba whaela to proas bard ar on the around, and glvlns lucreasad power for hard euttlna. , I t ta no "pu«h r u t,'’ "puBhlns” thabar from baelnd, when tba more cuttlug, t a t mora u n d e n t? (or tbe wheels to lilt (rora th e «round. Seethe point? The "D ra w C u t” Cham pion koepe the wheel« ou the ground and 1« tba mo«t powerful euttar In tha Held. Haa many convenient feature! Send for bandeóme catalogue and cal endar. M ailed (rea. mrrcHELL. lewis k n n t sai Tapiar Sta. stayer co ., Pwtbai. Ortsaa. H _,hla ■ J Signature fox //M M *™ * WP.F ijile M ö PORTIAND. O R E .