C IV IL W A I T * FIRST VO L U N T IE R . A story to told in tto World's Work M a j. C h a rle s » . B a a d , « t o l a 9«1U U v * t e a a t W a a h la a t a a . oT a youth who, partly from Ignorance. Partly from a spirit a f foolhardy ad­ venture, pat hto Ufa la jeopardy. H a aad hto coiupaulou were soendlac vacattoa la the Yosemite Valley, and ra c c u Husband (a n g rily )-i .e v e r aaw a had bean flahlag fa r mountala treat a l d i«- as hard to please aa you are 1 ea the IlUlouotte. tuts for | w lfe (calmly)—M y dear, yod forest • “To-morrow,- to aald. “I atoll taka T to first roluateer for the Civil W at to etili Urlìi«. He to Dr. Charfca F. Rand, of Washington. D. Cn retired from active prac- ties by . reason of tr e a b le e e m e w e u a d s received nearly forty years ’ to ip " * M®. ta tk phyalclaas prescribe Peruns la their ragolar practice, I t has proven Ito merits so thoroogh- ly that even the doctors have overcome Ih eir prejudice against so called patent | medicines aad recommend I t to their petieato. " I Advtoe Woaaea to Use Parana, Says D r. (toe. D r. M . C. Use is one of the physi- eiaas who aadorse Parana. In a letter written from » IS Jones street, Baa Francisco, Cal., he says: ** There Is a general objeclon ea the pert of the prac thing physician to ad- vocato patent medicines, hut when say one medicine cures hundreds of people, ** demonstrates its own value aad dees * * ®®*d the endorsement of the prefes- A certificate to the Capitol e ( New “Ton are a fool!" aald hto — >— ;bont a M ,W a « P ro » « « : “ W lljam a. have Fork State at Al- • Ion. baay attests the “Wat a t all." came the reply. "The live in a 'I. ‘ b* two «»ndmothers to p r i o r i t y of Dr. river to very law. W hat there la a f It tdelphia q-rlbun^* ,r b traU th* caaa.”— Chicago Read's Under of ‘ «rue to spray la the first hundred his services. The feet; It will simply rests da « a like Patience— Did you say she came certificate Is signed ■ rala. Why, you’d «a under the Bridal from fighting stock? Patrice— Tee; her two prominent cttl- VoU yourself! Only that’s prosaic. ace ooo- mother and father ware bath members This to somethin« hl«. Coma ea." «. T.. also by the of church choirs to their early day«.— he 8 h e riff of Dene- “Nat I." Our re- Yonkers Statesman. ! that to leas than B at I. was there to sea. The water a m ala- Mrs. G ram ercy-D o you think It was is call of President he had .aid. came down, a aaaald- • J ? to t " • U* ,U the part of erohla part of It. In rain and spray that *• to Mrs. Newrlch? Mrs. P a rk -W h y , no, «aw out on the wind Incredible dis­ my dear. She hasn’t bean a tody Inn« tances. B at to crawl down, dreaaed.la enou«b to know how to bo rude.— a bathing suit, closer to the mala _ Puck. stream that falls to the pool aad - n • w ,r* . _ * In Boston: The Policeman— Say, son, the rocks, with a murderous swlah la Vegetable Compovod. cures toueorrhoea and ovarian troubles atedt— ,r # 7 ° u *<*t? Child— No, sir. 1 know tbs a ir and a roar la the ears ttka a aad builds up the entire system. t Never to the history of medicine has my whereabouts perfectly, but I pre­ railway train, was daring to foolhardl- the demand tor one partisular remedy I aho consider I . ooo of the finest ca­ sume my father aad mother would like oess. A t any moment a veering wind to r female dlseasea equalled that a £ tarrh remedies I know of. I heartily to be directed to wharo I am.— » » —a» ml«ht swln« the whole mass upon the Ufamd by L v d t e E . P ln k h n m ’g endorse your medicine.” — M . 0 . Gee, toll, slim figure backing tentatively ea C ity Independent M. D - thli 'd !2 J 2 The O w ner-S ee boro! Ton w ant to all fours down the Jagged talus stops, Mrs. B. T. Gaddis, Marlon, N. C ., is woi one of Dr. Hartman’s grateful patients. \ v n c n ii haB the field waa plowed by shot aad shell am aa wall aa aver; I do all my own dis« toda a * * * “ fi|Ten to the acoustic properties of second, that seemed aa hour. It play­ ed on the spot fiendishly, it seemed to a ll about him. The enemy flaaliy ab­ the boxes."—Yonkers Statesman. work and It never hurts mo a t a ll. I the me, standing horrified there, and thea solutely refused to fire at the hoy, Salesman (recommending blue neck­ •low ly It awept away. standing bravely alone aad shooting at If yew do not derive prom pt and aarista, tie with large pink spots) — But Aad thea there was.a movement, a them as coolly as I f be had a thousand raon, w rite at owes to D r. Hartm an, giving i any wouldn’t yoa like one like that? I ’m painful, crawling metemeat dewa man a t his back. Band then crept Ito w ill bo ptoaaod to give you hto valuable i Address D r. Hartm an, President of the wrin- « M “ « a lot of them this year? Sar­ there on the slope, and I scrambled 1 across a deep ravine and joined tbs castic Customer—Indeed I Very clever , town the slippery rocks to help a bltok- command of Gen. A. H . Barnum. « ’am, of you, I ’m sure.—Harvard Lampoon. | ln«, creeping, much-surprised youth, ‘ ' Dr. Band’s patriotism aad gallantry ill fill A ll day: “H e r novel la not one of I bleeding from a hundred cute, up to ' Limited Opportunity. T h e M o s t D e lic a t e S e a ls . have bean recognised by two Govern­ “ Did-yoa call a t Roxloy’a house?” the ephemeral successes.” “ In d e e d r where his clothes lay. Ha was still 1 ors o f the State of Now York and by Tbs most délicats seals is mads by [ three Presidents. Ho was twice per­ inquired the young doctor’s wife. “Ob, yes.. I t was published before 9 I too dased to apeak. Whoa hto breath 1 fixing one and of a fine thread of glam. " T to . M d I wish he had seat for me The atom to ba weighed is placed at the .. . » ’clock to the morning, and was not i returned and hto extra glasses were i sonally honored by President Lincoln. z ,b a l completely forgotten until quite a M t I perched again on hto nose, he said: ' free end and tba degree of the bonding Now York remembered him with a •ootter." “ Gracious! Is ho seriously HIT” gold medal appropriately Inscribed, and of the thread under it la noted. This “The oceans fell upea me. Come I I know It. Whenever a parson after « o’clock In the oveniag.’* - L i f a .“ Quite the revreae. I ’m afraid bo’ ll has to bo done under a glass which the United States government has pre­ "H ow la your youngest daughter get- [s anything she always ealls it roo- bo a ll right again before I gat la a hklf magnifies 100 times. sented him with a plot to the most ng it, doesn’t she?” -C h ic a g o tihg on with her m u s te r “Splendid­ beautiful part of Arlington cemetery, dosan visits.” ly,” answered Mr. Cumrex; ‘m«r in­ The (treat Worry. where, a t the proper time, the State ef structor says that aha plays Moaart to Wvary Wagglee— Are ye interested Now Y o r k w ill ere c t a n io m im e n t a w ay that Moaart himself would ehsinlato bicycles, Tim? worthy of the first man to o ffe r h is never have dreamed of.**—Washington Tired T im — No; the cbaioleei services as a volunteer during the Star. the only thing that worries groat rebellion. “ H ow Is your daughter getting on W trld ’s Comic. Hodge— Of appondletiaT w ith her music r “Splendidly,** an­ Muasou— Confound it, th at’s whgt Podge— No. Of Christian I ’m kicking aboatl I not only have to C swered Mrs. Cumrox; “she can go to CouM Msatteo Two. Brooklyn U fa . make aa allowance for him , but now a classical Concert and tell exactly “ By the way,” aald the doctor, “ the I'U have to,make one for his wife. too. president la talking about the ’fighting where to applaud without watching In spite of the strawberry's centu­ the rest of the audience."—-Wasblng- virtues.’ What are they?” ries of popularity, It Is by no m van a ton Star. “ Wal l , " responded the professor, a wholesome fru it for everybody. I t “ I don’t know what wo’ra goto* to do ‘‘there are benevolence and caution, for 8 The Count (old enough to be a grand­ Ila not easily digested raw, aad "doc­ about them two load io* citissaa,” said inetanoa. They are always fighting father and after Mias Moneyten)— I tors usually forbid It to children un­ Broncho Boh. ’ ’ rhoy’ ro lookin' for each other.” — Chisago Tribune. der A . J- one another with six shooters from her consent— and—now I — er------ Mies lie ad d la peculiarly unwholesome m orals’ t ill night.” ’ ’Has aa Insult Whst Me Married Oa. Mofeeytoa— I am so glad! B at won’t It J for persona of rheumatic tendency. pamad?” “ So, It wasn’t aa Insult, “ Tom Higglnside married, yon be funny to call you papa?— Llppln- structure In hla style, are dne to the H and the fru it la little leas than,a poi­ but some doubt aria M to which was on 1 10 a week? That took nerve poofs method to dealing w ith hla sub­ cott'a Magaslne. son to some constitutions. The doc­ tba oldoat inhabitant, aa* thay’ro both bow. What was bo working at?” jects. H a has enriched our literature A London clockmaker has placed tbe tor books do not sot down the straw­ dotermiaod to aettle the question tor “ Nothing. I t waa tbs girl that following notice In hla wludoW: "Tbe with a tow poems a f such directness — , berry among the vegetable polqons, food an’ a ll. earning the 1 10.” sf vlaloa. such captivating simplicity misguided creature who removed tbe Ah, Georgia, dear,” aha aald to the but what Is popularly known ns straw­ o, ’.'why don’t you go to papa t o thermometer fjpm thia door had hotter of Imagery, such ultimate felicity of berry poison Is very common « t too ? D élais are dangerous, you Ano«.** return IL as It w ill bo of no use where phrase, that they w ill lay hold of the spring season of the year, soys the Tao, I realise th a t,” he replied, he Is going, as It only registers 128 ds- Imagination of remote generations. New York Sun. Ho was not groat to volume of amo- Marked cases of strawberry poison­ Bafety In numbers: Brannlgan— Ooa, to tidal force and sweep of Im- ing are attended with fever, lassitude Coma home, aa* tack supper wld me, sglnatlon. to that fullness of Ufa which and other disagreeable symptoms. la Flannlgan. Flannlgan—Shure, It’s past cornea to the poet whooo genius la soma caaas tba toco and body are y e r supper tim e , now ; y e r wife'll be charged with elemental power as was marked with large areas o f strong mad as a hatter. Braunigaa—T h a fa Dante’s and Shakspearo'e. H e did sot rod, suggesting at first searkt fever. look at Christianity with the fresh and Tba editor of a weakly newspai Y ou know when rich, red blood is coursing through V H K w f t s S * jlst tt; she ean’t Uok the two of u a .- These areas ran lnte eld-looking original Insight which ho brought to Australia offers himself as a pi Phlladalpkla Public Ledger. patches, aad in asms lnsiaacea become tbe vetoa, for it shows in tbe brightness of the eye, the VJ&SpJ | r other subjects. Ho saw too disorder Urn woman who writes tba beat beauty and dearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair 'W n M V almost purple. " I recall a remark that General oa tba duties of a « ils . of society, but ho did not seem to real­ ’ The usual remedy Is to quit eating skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is good blood Grant made to me once nt dinner,” ise the tremendous significance of sin strawberries, but sometimes the pa­ that im paitt strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state of said boastful W'oodby (iru /t. "w h ic h as moral evil. And although ho aald tients require corrective medicines. healthtolnsM agd vigor. Good blood ia the foundation of good health, and waa moat characteristic of the man.” striking and profound tklngs about Many who have had tbs disease, If J® be physically and mentally sound it most be kept pure and untainted. “I think I can guess what It was,” People with good blood possess strong, 1 C hrist he failed to take the measure such It should bo called, are able after aald Peppray. “W h a tr* "Keep the of the dlvlneat personalty to history— steady nerves and are blest with good I w a s t o w a e t e b e d h e a l t h ; m y Moed a cure to eat the berries la modem change Tor yourself, my man.”—Phila­ a failure duo to part to the force of w “ la k®4 o r d e r , m y g u n s h o in g tion. Some, however, can nevri again appetites aad digestion, aad enjoy Tom— I ean’t help asking my fiance delphia Prase. aonad, refreshing sleep. I f w e could m u o h u lo o r a t e d . 1 boron too use the religious reaction to which bo eat so-many as half a desen strawber­ occasionally why aho loves ma. "How wasteful of that gardener!” lived, and In part to hla fundamental always maintain the parity of the * r o m o r k s b ly s h o r t ries w ith safety. A lucky few con­ D lo k -M a , loo. Mina a ways gives murmured tbe star boarder as ke bit view of life. blood thea w e m ight enjoy perpetual tract a strong distaste for tbe berries health, but it becomes infected and me a very satisfactory answer. "T savagely but hopelaaaly at hB aspara­ In spite of these limitations, he ra- after such aa attaek, and have no poisoned and most of-the ills that afflict fin. ¿ £ ^ n Z d i . i Z Z I U t o k “ toe Tom—That so? W hat does she say? gus; “How la that?" asked tbs land­ malas In many respects the finest dUficulty in leaving them off their bill Dick— Because.— Philadelphia PubUq lady. “ Why, If ho had lot these stalks humanity and undermine the constitu- MBS. M. B. D AYW 0O M . product of the old race In the new of faro. tion are caused by an im poverished TTrrkmsr?. Ts grow one week longer he could have world: the loftiest Interpreter of Its Some, who cannot eat the straw­ or polluted condition of this vital fluid. _________ ___ sold them tor telegraph poles.”— Bal­ fundamental Idea and mission; o m of berry to Its natural condition, can eat N o t S tr tk la g ty N o M o . W h en the blood is diseased the skin timore American. the deepest and noblest of Its teachers; It cooked, and the doctors recommend loa sa its healthy appearance, and tbe “ 8o your daughter ia going to marry * * » • • y » * » » I h a d Tetter on as» Parson Johnson— Ah wish ds mud- of a life so simple, so blameless, so the cooking of (his and other berries complexion, its freshuess and beauty f ® f t h e t l — t h e d to a a a a a nobleman.” ders ob dis congregation would bring nobly poised between vision and task for children. la fact, the doctors are and becomes red and rough and full of “ ‘L r a t o / iS d o °o u i? n - Z * “ Yau,” answered M r. Cumrox; deyr babies to church w lf dem. Nevak that to recall It Is to catch a glimpse by no moans so warm In their rec­ pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly aJ3>mfOrt. Four d o c t o r ' s o ld t t o "h e’s cnly a nobleman by profaaaioa. mind how young dey am, jean bring of the spiritual order of Ufa, aad to ommends tie n of fruits In their natural eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes T a t t e r t o d p r o r r o s s e d t o o t o r to to Personally I mast say he strikes mesa a 'em erleng. I f dey am too young to believe In the dreams of the pure and condition ay they were a few years break out Upon the body when tbe pretty common aorL” — Washington eurto, a n d t b s y c o u l d d o n o t h i n g t o r appreciate do significance ob fie ser­ the great.—Hamilton W right Mabie In ago, and some bare taken the attitude blood is too poor o r too thin and acid, me. I t o o k o n l y t h r o e b o t t l e s o f bubal vice; day can, at least, yell aa* keep the Outlook. that moat fruits, especially when not and ia not supplying proper nourish- «a® was c o m p le t e ly o u r o d . T h i s waa do deacons awake!— Puck. grown practically under tbe eye of the meat to the system. Debility, poor y * a r ’ ® «® . ® » d I h a v e n o v o r The American Father: Aacum— An­ consumer, are more wholesome cooked appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep " P a ,” said the boy, looking ap from other baby, and a girl thia time, eh? than raw. and nervousness more often come from p ani a t ’ hla book, “ what does a man’s 'bettor W 8t" OltT’ * “ • How does it make you feel to have a half’ , moan?” "Usually Bven the apple has been attacked, i sluggish, impure blood than any other daughter? Popley—Great! One of the replied his lather from 1 . T * bni,d ° P tk® blood, restore its lost properties and make it rich and many persons are advised to eat 1 evening paper, baked apples rather than raw apples, ' aad nutritious again ia the only rational treatment, and the proper w ay to exactly first things you think about It la bow a foreign nobleman w ill come courting «h at she mys.’ rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy like S. S. 8. to accomplish thia no matter how fresh and mellow. An get I her some day. and how you’ll turn him additional reason why cooked fruits ^ m ^ find it. docs it promptly and thoroughly. down good and proper.— PhUdelphla are recommended lies In the fact that F m a ^ S. S. 8. antidotes and removes from the •o large a part of the fruit In the New 1 Denoon O obbo-W H Iiam , if your B blood all poisons and humors, and restores A hto Tier loos: H ark! In the dark i t to a normal, healthy condition, and ia - thm aohuld have |1 0 aad boom mra York market la sold after being from ^ t a t o \ » 1 k ^ / j l vigoratea and tones up the general health. sold give film H , « h u t would ho watches of the night they could plain a tow days to many months to cold I ly hear footsteps la the kitchen. “B ni. storage. I W hen rich, red blood is again flow flowing inr glare!” ke exclaimed, hastily covering through your veins aH akin eruptions up his head. “Oh. Henry r sighed hla T to New York soologleal garden la the complexion clears and you get rid of wife; “I wish I had your faculty fot Bronx park boasts three vary Intel­ i and nervousness, and enjoy once more the riago feea when one of them related blessings of good health, looking at tto bright side of thing*. ligent monkeys— Dobong, Pretty Peg­ nature’s remedy for all blood and akin dis- tto following story: “A young couple eases. It contains no mi I ’m euro It’e that Brown woman try­ gy and Polly-^w to were caught by tto itever, but ia guaranteed purely vegetable. called on a minister I knew." said he. W rite for free book. ing to entice my cook away.”—Kansas camera while enjoying a meal al fran­ ;e for medical advice or other information “and were married. When It was over City Independent co, Their table manners may aot to M F ? JPEBJTO0 C O .. JtTU U rrA ^gA tto new-made husband said: ’I am Ingenuity’s reward: “Too aay Bur­ of the toot la tto world, but they sorry, bnt I have only |1 with me aad ton la leading a double life? I ’m as­ have learned to aso a fork aad to we need that to get home with.' T h a t’s tonished. He’s tto last man In the drink oat of cups and maga without «11 right.’ said th e m in is te r Y o u come world I ’d suspect of anything of «tot disgracing themselves or their tutors. around hi one year and give mo what­ kind. “Tea. hla w ife’s In Europe, and Curator Ditmara aad Blmlaa Keeper W e’ru Very Much Alive. ever tto Job seems worth to you.’ The he has to stay down at the oflee near­ Miles. T to trio dine la public only groom said ho would do It. and they ly every evening to copy with hto own twice a weak, oa Saturdays aad Sun­ S. B. Headache aad U v e r Cure Still Do­ wont away.” “Did ho ever show up?" hand the nice, gossipy letter his type­ days, and da those days a n watetod ing Its Orest W ork. S. B. Cough Syrup. by admiring hundreds. “Tea. to came buck In a year and la- writer has written for him daring the Ayer's H slr Vigor is Everybody Takes It . Everybody Likes It. slsted that tbe minister pny blm »5." day. Ho says It's a great schema, , New«. 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