-
General Debility
(TH E
in and oat there la that feeling of
«eakneaa that makes a burden at iteeU.
Food does not strengthen,
bleep does not r e t a t i.
I t is hard to do, hard to bear, what
ihould be easy,— vitality is on the «hh
he wbofe system sutler».
DOO SETTLED THE CASE.
Quite the I r >per Thing.
“ Gladye,” ■ IdU h inlay to his man*
aiah s ia tr, * I re done so much for you
goo should write me a testimonial.'*
“ A testimonial?”
"Yes; you might sag: 'Dear brother,
once I was a tim id, delicate g irl, but
•L e e using your collars, shirts and ties
I have become a no v woman.” — Phi a*
del ph is Press.
ra n in e Taathnoay A g a in S aid by th e
O part to Be Uniatpeaeheble.
Soma months ago David Wallace, of
96 W hite street, bought a pedigreed
(cocker spaniel and had It registered.
‘‘ Too wipe your first name vary well
A month ago It disappeared. Tester-
“ My hair was falling out aad
Indeed, Mias Pinkio,** criticised the
turning gray jvery fast. But your
F o r thia condition
dag Wallace saga he found the span
a siting teacher, "but you make a and
Hair Vigor stopped the falling and
A little bog In his night dress was iel at the residence of Peter W.
botch of i t "
restored»* natural color.**—Mrs.
Lott, 191 Frankfort street, and tried to
on his knees, saying bis prayers, and
"W h a t la the difference, M r. Span-
B. Z. Benomme, Cohoes, N . Y.
Lott objected.
Wallace
,* •»
,or ,h l*
» a rk
hie little sister could not resist the take it.
cert” asked the pretty g irl. " I expect
Kleaii, Kool Kitchen K ind .” Th» «to»
caught
the
dog
bg
the
tall.
Lott
out imuke, ash»» or h»at. M a t» eoa
temptation to tickle the soles of his
to change the Johnaon part of It some
aooklag.
I t ’s impossible for you
feet. He stood It as long as he could, grabbed It bg the bead; both tugged
not to look old, with the
h m w w »«eedeeriee. ff — t«. ~~ and then said: "Please^ God. excuse awag with the dog as the connecting
Nature's
Dresf
m
tklag.
Mrs. Lott flourished a broom
me while I knock the stuffin’ out of link.
color of seventy y e a rs in
Coakley— Did you ever i t t c a that
and a man named Buck wared a rusty
Nellie.*
Lady— Education Is a great thing.
the average poet in deecri lng a winter
your hair I Perhaps you
revolver.
Sandy— Indeed it is mom. How
“And what la your opinion of Mrs.
landscape always speaks of its "m antle
Just as It looked as If the dog would
are
seventy, and you like
coo id I ever know what day had far free
of sncwT"
Humphry Ward?” an entbualsastlc be ganked apart, Sergt McAllister and
your gray hair! I f not,
lunch if I didn’t anow hftw to readT
Joakley— Naturally. The mantle of
American hostess once asked of an Patrolman Cook hove upon the scene
snow is ths land’s cape.— Stray Stories.
English literary lady of world-wide and lugged dog, Wallace, Cook, Mrs.
use A y e r’s H a ir Vigor.
Mto Oaly StaatfarJ.
distinction. The visitor politely made Lott and Buck, with broom and rustg
In less than a month your
F o r bronchial troubles try Piso’» Cure
"Sc you refuse to believe th a t wire-
an effort to recall the name, and then revolver, to the F ifth precinct station.
FREES M E D IC A L A D V IG B
fo r Consumption.
I t is a rood couch
hair w ill have all the
less telegraphy Is really practieal?”
answered w ith half-closed eyes and C a p t Furtberer assumed a Hague ar
E v e r y w o r k fttg g i r l w h o la n o t medicine. A t druggi.ts, price 25 cents.
“ No.” said the capitalist, who al
weary Intonations: “I ’m told she to a bitration role, but failed to bring
, rich color of youth.
w e ll la eo rd ls tlly In v ite d to w r it e
ways figures closely. " I don’t say th a t."
very Industrious woman.”
Surprising.
about
a
truce.
Mr.
Dog
was
locked
to
M
r
s
.
P
ln
lt
h
a
m
.
L
y
n
n
,
M
a
a
s
,
"W ouldn’t you believe the evidence of
During the heat of the recent trou up and the owners were sent awag, f o r a d v ic e ; I t la fr e e ly g iv e n ,a n d
The London Morning Poet states that
your own senseT”
“ Yea. But I have
bles In Venesuela, when the coast was to appear in court
Canadians never fought for their exis
■ a lt Codfish Chowder.
h
aa
re
s
to
re
d
th
o
u
s
a
n
d
s
to
h
e
a
lth
.
no evidence as yet. I ’ ve never made a
Wash one pint of salt codfish broken blockaded and starvation was staring ownership.
tence. To the shades of t'oae Canadians
dollar out of i t . ’— Washington Star.
FlLss P akie’s Experience. who fought and fall in the war of 1919
into flakes and put to aoak over night 60 per cent of the people In the face.
“Peter,” said the court to Interpre-
Cut h alf a pound of aalt pork into dice, Stephen Bonsai was surprised to find I tar Lauer, “bring forth A Cocker
“ I w aat to thank you for what you thia information must be somewhat sur
Cause ta r Nejofciag.
have done for me, and recommend prising.
I t is much longer ago air or
fry crisp and brown, and In the fa t President Castro enjoying himself at Spaniel from cell 13.”
BIx— Does your wife play the p i fry two onions chopped Into fine dies. a picnic at La Victoria, where cham
L y d ia E . P ln k h a m ’a V e g etab le Britons fought for their existence. The
"Who?”
said
Petar.
“Your
honor,
ano?
Canada's Vast Timber Supply.
C o m p o u n d to a ll girls whose work British wars of the peat two centuries
Put In the coup pot a layer of flaked pagne was flowing like water. “1 did there’s no one alas In the ‘p it ’ **
keeps them standing on th eir feat In have ail been fought in foreign lands.—
Dix—No.
The
standing timber of Canada equals
not
succeed
In
concealing,
nor
did
1
fish and a layer of thinly sliced raw
“Yea,” smiled the court, “bring forth the store. The doctor eaid 1 must
Bix — Does aha play any musical
that of the continent of Europe and to
Montreal Herald.
very much try to conceal, mg astonish the dog.**
potatoes.
Sprinkle
w
ltk
onion,
fried
stop
work
;
he
did
not
seem
to
realize
instrument?
nearly double that of the United States.
pork, add a daah of flour and pepper. ment at the scenes which met mg eye,”
A moment later Lauer appeared with that a r l r l oannot afford to atop w ork
Dix— Kona whatever.
There Is more C a te n a id th is sectlen at (as
I Cover w ith a layer of split cracker*. he sags. “I had certainly' thought to the prisoner on the find of a long ing. M y back ached, my appetite wee country
than a ll o ther dlaeaaas p a t toe«thsr,
Wages and Coat
B ix— That’s good.
You ought to
. I could not sleep, and menstrua- and u n til the last few years waa re p re ss! to ba
Continue In thia order till the fish and And our ally otherwise engaged. ‘But chain.
The A m aicaa shoe manufacturer
incurabla. For a tre a t m any year» doctors p r o
be proud of bar accomplishments.
waa
scanty
and
very
painful.
One
one quart of sliced potatoes have been why should you wonder r said Castro,
a local dlaeaaa, and prescribed loeal pays higher waged than the English
" I know of no precedent for sock a
day when suffering I commenced nounced
to edlaa. I t and
by eoaalantly fa llin g to sure
used. Over this poor two quarts of noting my surprise; 'our part to played. proceeding." said Attorney F. L. taka L y d i a E . P ta k h a m 'a V e g e nm
aLll« n c s °^ ij*£ |t!/,71.t'
It j ncurabfe. manufacturer, but the coat of making a
milk and allow the chowder to simmer W e have picked the quarrel, and new, Dutcher, who appeared for Wallace, t a b le C o m p o u n d , aad found that tlonal dUeaaeTand t l isrifS ra roquires o o n a tllo
1» U a a h»— — at tha s n u a r affio.
blessed be the Monroe doctrine, our “except that of King Solomon. That I t helped m a 1 continued Its use, and tlonal treatm ent. H all's Catarrh Cur», m a o iency of the American workman.
vary gently for one boar.
role to finished, and the fighting must case to not annotated In our codes. soon found that my menstrual periods ufactured by F. 1. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio,
w e r e f r e e fr o m pain and n a t u r a l ; la the only constitutional cure on th» m arket.
O r» hum M afllaa.
be done by el tio Samuel. A ll the pa
I t Is taken In tarnally In doses from IS drops to
For twelve muffins there w ill be re pers In the case I have given to your Nevertheless, I am satisfied for the everyone la surprised a t the change In a teaspoonful. I t acts directly oa tba blood
W C R S O H MAOHHtERY OO.
court
to
decide
the
owayrahtp.”
me, and I am well, and cannot be too and mucona surfaces of th e system. They offer
(Hucceaaora to John Pools)
quired h alf a plat of graham, half a minister, who goes to Washington as
Foot of Morrison Street, Portland, Oregon
“W ell,” remarked the court, "to grateful for what you have done for ona hundred dollars for any case i t falls to
pint of flour, one generous tablespoon my attorney.* ’Tea, viva la Doctrine
Th»
E
ll
Gasoline
E n fin e - A child ran ran It.
me.” — Mias J a k v i P a n a , 6M West
Lott here?”
Valyca and a ll w orking parts covered up. 2 h.
ful of eager, one tablespoonful of but “MonroeyP”
exclaimed Tello Men-1 Loft was called, but thaw was no 199th S t, Naw York City. — gsepo fer/wt
B ..II» ; t h . p., 9210; t. a. p., MUO. "P u t In a U t
ter. h alf a teaspoonful of aalt, one tea dosa, the w itty muleteer whom Castro
ile Oaaoline and than go io sloop."
F »dy/iMtf • / efeee M ta r ffrMuff feaWaaease ««•-
W rits for Illustrated catalogue and for price
spoonful and a h alf of baking powder, has made secretary of the treasury; “It answer. A pause followed.
on anything you need In the machinery line.
“Suppose,” suggested Mr. Dutcher,
one f g . and two gills and a half of spares us sleepless nights, and gives
“that you let the dog decide whether
milk. - M ix the dry Ingredients and rub us time for picnics.’’
"So you think abe could learn to love * ♦
or not Wallace to the owner.” **
you?” said the close friend-
I ! !
through a stave. Turn the bran from
A well-known English lady novelist,
The suggestion was adopted. The
“ I t isn’t imposai bis. She likes eav- < >
the sieve Into the mixture. Beat the
whose enemies accuse her of taking Bog wee allowed to run loose.
It
ilars and olives and anchovies and a ll J ’
egg tlU light and add the milk to IL
herself somewhat too seriously, was sniffed the air, barked, nearly tumbled
aorta ol odd things.— Washington Star. < >
Stir this Into the dry mixture. Add
entertaining a party of her friends, Charlie H art o v a by running between
"H a re , bare,” aaid the fishmonger,
the butter, melted, and M a t well Tor
and conversation ran largely upon her hie lege and finally rounded up be
Little Chance.
| < >
"w hat in tba world are them people
h alf a minute. Bake In buttered muf- new book. One young man In the cir
fore Wallace. The dog yelped, whirled around th* atall raffin’ at, anyway?”
"M adam .” said ths leader of ths bri- J *
fln pans for half an hour In a moder cle had not read the work. “According
around and showed every Indication
For orders of 11.00 or mors
"They’re laffln at that sign wot says: gands, “ we’ll have to hold you until <>
ately hot oven.
» <
ly, on rising from the table, and by of Joy.
(This dose n<4 include grass, seeds or
. JI
"O u r flab are unequalled— Nothing in your husband ransoms you.”
way of abstracting himself from the
" I guess that’s Wallace's dog," said This Market Comas Near Them.* Peo .. “ Alas,” replied tbs woman " I wish ’ ' garden seeds In quantity?)
I f In the m arkat w rits for special net
Scald ona cup milk, add ona tabls* talkers who were still worrying their the court.
“That evidence satisfies ple aay that’a ’cause they smell so I ’d treated him a little to tte r.” — Chi- J’ prices.
spoonful sugar, one-quarter cup of but- conversational bone,"- says the London ma.” The dog was turned o v a to
>ad.” — Baltimore Harald.
cago Post.
i >
ter and one h alf teaspoon salt. When Outlook, “be fixed his eyes on a fe Wallace,—Rochester Post Express.
lukewarm add ona yeast cake dis male portrait which adorned the draw
solved In three tablespoonfuls luke ing-room wall. Comlhg softly behind
True ilia la not measured by nuggets
warm water and ona and ono-half cups him, the lady novelist significantly
of gold, by stocka and bonds, by billets
bread flour. Cover and 1st rise, then said, T think I know what you are
of «tael or by care of coal, hot by davo
add yelks of two eggs and flour to thinking—that that picture reminds
tion to the service of Joans Christ.—
knead. L et rise, shape, again tot rise. you of Fredericks.* *Of Fredericks,’
Bav. R. S, Holmaa.
replied the young man, blankly, 'what
Three hundred
shoemakers who
Chronic «w stlpniloo for s»r»s yoers »laooS ms Is
Fredericks T ‘M y Fredericks,' return
lu i e r r i w con n 11 io n ; v u t i n g laaaa um w t aia or-
Pep-Overa>
ed the novelist, with surprise, for her struck for higher wages In Philadel
o r , «bias I bears o f b»sa»r»r foaas say tbUbCibsaS
81ft Into a bowl one cupful of flour
phia
In
1786
were
ths
first
worklng-
w
b
sm robM n n lll 1 bagan using C A S C A B B IB I
latest heroine bore that name. Then
now burn from on« w t b r M i>nMa»ec n day. bn« M l
and a aaltapoonfnl of a a lt Beat one
wnc rich I would ( I r e MOO «) ior each moram»«S{ U
the unbeliever pulled himself together. qien to adopt such tactics In this coun
egg very lig h t add to It one cupful o f
í t u h « L .H ü ih .
Mayme— I hear you are going to to la snob a r»llnf. ’
‘No,’- said he, with a judicial head try. The first railroad strtka occurred
s weat milk. Btlr thia gradually so that
la 1977.
married
agaio.
shake, ‘that to not my notion of your
It w ill not to lumpy. Into tho flour,
A Parisian clothes d e a la kicked a
Edyth — Again? W hy, I ’ ve never
Fredalcka.’ And he plumed himself
glvo It two or three vigorous beatings
----------- + •*
on having^ got well out of the hoblffe. I dog out of bis Jhop. Tba dog shot out Man tied O htai-yet
CUKE BtCK HEADACHE,
and pour It into heated gem pans that
“ N or but I can’t reeeH the number
B ut It -wqg yet early for aelf-gratula- ! with som e rapidity and knocked o v a
have been well greased. F ill them tlon. 'Come, then,* returned his host- a woman with a Jug of milk. The of times you ware going to ba.” —C hi
about half fu ll and bake them la. a aaa, seductively, ‘come and alt down woman broke the Jug and upset an cago D aily News.
Water freaaaa ovary night of the year vary quick oven.
here beside me, and you shall tell* me elderly gentleman, and the Jng cut
W h y t h . E d ito r Skipped.
at Alto Cracoro in Bolivia, while a t
Codfish w it h Veaetahlaa.
*
what your notion of my Fredericks both of them. A t that moment a cy-
An editor of a amall American paper
noonday tba aun la hot enough to blis - Freshen codflah and cut it In chops
I clist arrived and waa thrown off hie
recently stated that ha had bean kissed .
ter the flesh.
about three by six Inches In else. Put
machine by ths prostrate flgu.es, and by one of the most beautiful married « S T n i w ausiV
fiT * &
Into hot water and set on the stove
simultaneously a cart cams up and
women
in
the
town.
H
e
promised,
to
|
...
CURB
C
O
N
STIPATIO
N.
where It w ill barely simmer. Bolling Wesson Need a B abatltate fa r I t Now smashed the bicycle. Ths magistrate
tell h a name in the flret iaeue of hia
hardens the flto r a f flah as It doea of
adays.
blandly advised the entire squad to papa next month. In two week« the
m oat Whan the flah to perfectly tan-
Lacy Locket, the Immortal woman proceed against ths dog, and they are circulation of hia newappapw doubled.
d a , drain, p a w o v a It a hotter sauce who lost her pocket, la hardly so much now looking for I t
But when ha gave tba nemo of his wife
and aarva fa r dinner with mashed po- to to pitied as we are. In b a case It
A remarkable sea monster waa re ha bad to leave town.
waa found, but nobody can find our cently caught In Port Fairy Bay by
W e ’re Very Much Alive.
Etbal—As though she really ware
pockets for ua, Man, happy creature, some fishermen. I t measured nine
is. He doesn’t toy tor anything to
1s a marsupial. H e to blessed with feet six Inches la length, bad a tall
G reen ed Oysters.
S. B. Headache and L iver Cure ¿ till Do-
To Chieaao. Dubuque and the
■ar.—Tit-Bita.
Clean and parboil ona plat oysters. more pockets than ha knows what to like that of the screw tall sh a ft no
lag Its d re a t W o rk. S. B. Cough Syrufi.
East;
to
Dos
Moines,
Kansas
City
D rain and reserve liquor for making do with, but poor, unfortunate woman, teeth, a nose Ilka a rhlqocsroa. a head
and the Southeast, via Chicago Great
Everybody Takes It . Everybody Likes It.
Rubbtog It t o
sance. Malt three aad one-half table- with styles In their present state, has Ilka an elephant two dorsal fins, four
Electric lighted
Weaver—Who waa the follow who speonfnla butter, add five tablespoon- not so much as one little pocket In side fins and two steering fins. The Western Railway.
trains.
Unequalled service. W rite to
Jnat stopped you?
fnto flour and poor on gradually oyster which to bestow her handkerchief.
akin waa black and very aeft. The J. P. Elmer, G. P. A ., Chicago, lor
■ Daavor— T hat waa my old bartor.
A weekly bereavement In thia la t t a most experienced fishermen aay the information.
liquor aad milk or cream to make ona
"Doea to nsually atop you on the and oaa-half cups liquid. Season with line to of common occurrence and In specimen la altogether naw to them.
atraa?"
s a lt poppa and celery s a lt Behest the course of time becomes a severe They cannot haaard a guess as to the
Ccater of tba Ualvcrse.
"N o , t o t to knows I ’m shaving my- oysters la sance.
strain. Aa for purees they only too species. The flah haa been sent, on to
Tho cross is tba canter of the uni-
ruse» but w« ar» called upon to perform
aalf now, and bo just wanted to gloat
often go the way of the handkerchiefs. tho Melbourne museum.
verso. I t la the pivot around whleh all
(oma difficult d»ntal operation that is
In d ia n M eet Sen*.
o v a m a ,"— Philadelphia Ledger.
the dlract reen ltol Deflecting tba teeth.
The
bell-shaped
aleevea
rendered
hope
tho
great
event*
of
history
revolve.
Prepare this aa a hasty pudding, and
In a certain office at an Australian
We cannot urge too strongly ths benefit
and economy of consulting a dentist at
then thin It w ith hot milk to a creamy less the m ilitary trick of tucking one’s railway atatlon there may have been Th* historian and the philosopher, a*
Not Evan a Compartaoa.
the
very II rst sign of tooth trouble
At
conalrtency. aad It can to served with handkerchief np I t bat with new cuffs seen a very long list of names of wom truly as the theologian, moat build
the stert these troubles ere corrected
La Moyne— Yon did not seom much a dish of crisp, hot pork scraps cut there comes a gleam of returning hope.
tbair
studios
on
Calvary.—
Rev.R.
8.
quickly
and
at
small
cost
Our
methods
en who have at various times togged
ate painless and onr work guaranteed
disturbed by the rumpus.
very small. T ry It before you decide The majority of them are tlght-fltting the booking clerka to l a them have, McArthur._________________
Both 'phones: Oregon South 22SI;
" N o , I hoard my wife discharging that yon wUl not Ilka I t Small dice a t the wrist the fullness suddenly
Columbia SSS.
Open evenings till s.
without payment, tickets to various
W illing Sacrifice.
Bundays
from S to u .
tho cook before I loft bom *.” — Chicago a f bread fried like denghnnts are good spreading out several Inches higher up
places. They hava"’ forgotten their
W
ill
Change—
I
’m
thinking
ol
tak
Daily News.
the arm. Thia sleeve to more than puraea, or lost them, or spent their
u t . s', r . W is e
w ltn I t
ing a wife.
.
—
—.
pretty, for It w ill supply the abiding last penny on a new pair of glovee,
20». 20», 210, 211. 2U, 21.1, Keltin» B'ld'g.
Henry Peck— Yon can take mine and W I S E
B R O S • 9 D e n tis ts
Cor. T h ird and Washington Sta
place for the long absent pocket A and various reasons. They w ill call welcome.
rO B T L A M D . OB
ion.
little envelope-shaped receptacle could the very next day and refund the
to easily fastened to the Inner aide of money without fall. But there the
the le ft sleeve, In the fullness, Jnst big namea and addresses Ito, with the
enough to contain two or three amall amount of tho borrowed money w rit
necessaries. Then a flap could to a t ten opposite.
tached to button o v a . A Ruaalan
Ah __
A ll
A t _
.
The first iron ahlp has more reputed
blouse or bolero affords opportunity
birthplaces than Homer, according to
for a breast pocket like a man's. In
R h etim a tis m does not come and go w ith w in ter
Chambers’ Journal. Both the Clyde
side. For sum m a frocks a separate
tim e a lw avs; in fact some s u ffa more d uring the
pock« Is pretty, made of the material and the Mersey claim pre-eminence In
73
S pring and Sum m er than a t any ether season. W hen
this respect. Sir B. J. Robison of Ed
11
the blood is charged w ith Uric Acid, A lk a li and other of the gown or some harmonising silk. inburgh designed an Iron vessel In
A
t
all
events
1«
as
have
the
pocket
irrita tin g poisons, then the system is in the rig h t
1818, which was not launched till
condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack somewhere.—Brooklyn Eagle.
three years later, and It to said that
jg liab le to come a t a a y tim e, W in te r or Summer.
T h o K in d T o n H ave Always B oo ffh t, a a d w U c h haa been,
an Iron boat was worked on the Sev
I n H is O w n H om e, Too.
(C o A
Rheumatism, because f t attacks different parts of
l a use ftw over 8 0 yean» has h o m e th e signature off
“H ow much do you think that story ern even as fa r back as 1787. Steel
f W
z
w
ttie body- a° d >• sudden o r slow in its action, is given
« » a ten# boom m ade trader his pee*»
la worth?" he asked when his wife had was not uaad In the construction of
llz W \
various namea such aa acute and chronic, muscular,
merchant
ships’
halls
until
186#.
Old
ehlfflUl.li J b AUM vt M m articular, inflam m atory,m ercurial and sciatic, but it io finished reading I t
“Oh, I should think yon ought to salts ware not alone In their belief
the saíne old acid blood that causes all. Some am
A U Counterfeits, Im itatio n s a a d “ Just-ao-good’*ar© b u t
have
got 926 or 880 for i t ” ah* re that wood waa meant by Providence
constant sufferers, while others have only occasional spells of Rheumatism
to float tout Iron to go to the bottom.
Experim ent« th a t trifle w ith e n d endanger th e health off
t o t either kind is wearing upon the constitution, and in time produce! plied.
A naval constructor of some repute
“ I got 8100,” ha assarted proudly.
stiffness in the muscles and joints, and sometimes tho acida thrown off bj
“D ear mel” aha commented, “how once said: “Don’t talk to me of Iron
the blood settle upon the valves o* tho
reckless some people are with their ships. They are contrary to nature.”
t o u t and ends suddenly and fatally.
Now nono hut small craft are built of
money.”
I t w o n t do to let Rheumatism
ra n on. I t is a dangerous disease, and ^ T T n g trito Z s U k n lw .
wood In thia country.
D id N ot W a n t to O verch arge.
yon can never tell where it is going to
gat m relief. A > 4 having
“Doctor,” said the shrewd looking
Ohrtoteelng a R ailw ay.
atrikb. Heme remedies, plaster», Uni-
a th* wonderful affaata of
Engineer« are, aa a rule, sternly util
meats aad such things as produce a. a. B., I aanaindot to try i t and man, “how many fret of gas doea It
oontoinn n eith er Opium» M o rp h in e nor •
itarian. but there are occasions on
counter-irritation, are soothing aad am hapyy to aay th a t X wna e n tire ly take to kill a man?”
substance. Ito age Is lta guarantee. I t de
“That's r a t h a a qurer question,” which they indulge In sentimental
sway relieve the pain temporarily, but eared, aad am able to work aa w ell
a n d allays Feverfohnem. I t cures D ia rria
said the doctor. “Why do yon wish to practise*- Ona of these occurred the
the nolluted. a d d blood cannot to “ 1 • * * • * * ■
. _ _ _ .
Oolle. I t reUeves T e e th in g Trouble#» curm
o th a day oa the completion of the
know?"
smd Flatulency. I t aoofmllate# th e Food»
“One of the guests of my hotel uaed flrat transcontinental railway In A fri
JMomaeh and Bowel«» g ivin g healthy and
•noqgh of It to kill himself and I want ca. Whan the plate-laylag gangs from
to rend In a proper bill to his execu Bulawayo and Salisbury, respectively,
came within twenty chains e f each
tors. ”— Philadelphia Press.
other a telegram was sent to the con
K n o w in g O ld Bachelor«.
tractor* and engineers, who a t once
Newlywed—W hat do bachelors know arrived on the «cene. The rails ware
the Signature of
about women?
Joined and two engines proceeded
Oldbach—Lota; o th ow la* they wonld slowly toward each o th a from each
not to bachelors.—Philadelphia Rec Bids. Attached to th* drawhead of the
ord.
engine from Salisbury was a bottle of
champagne, and aa the two engine*
met It waa broken and the new rail
"Yea, but what dose he do the other way waa named In the orthodox man
Not W orth the Trwnhls.
Hood*s Sarsaparilla
n
K
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
MANN, the SEEDMAN
CARTERS
di
Using**
Thought Us D ead ?
QWEST RATES
RHEUMATISM
A n A l l th © Y e a r R o u n d D is e a s e *
What Is CASTORIA
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safety by old aad young.
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Rheumatic sufferers w h o write 88 six days r - D e t r o i t Free Press.
case wUl receive valuable old aad helpful advice from our
E m W o rrie d by His Mtotako.
In order to win succeee a man must
for which no charge la made. W a w ill m ail free onr special first fan In love w ith his work.
Irate Guest (Na. 48)—I didn’t tell
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eum atiaa. which la the result of years of practical experience in
you to wake me np at 6 o’clock.
■ -*frrar- I t contains much Interesting information about all
T h * world haa no time f a a r^fon-
BoU B « r -J )ld n t yerT Well, mebbe
ary man— until a f t a he gate than.
tt wna No. 84.—Detroit Free Preaa.