S-
Spring Humors
The Appreciation.
The Author (after the first perform
Rock
Live Apart
Como to most people and cause many ance)— W all, what do you think of my
From the W orld.
pi»yT
trouble*,—piniplea^ boils and , other
Feminine Friend— I t was (net lovely!
„ eruptions, besides lo s s o f appetite, Who designed the heavenly dresses? —
th at tired feeling, fit* of biliousness, Brooklyn Life.
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_
One day In the early fifties a Cam
”
I e-
Indigestion and headache.
bridgeshire woman passed from hu
Fate’s Injustice. •
man ken. For over thirty years she
The sooner,one gets rid of them the
Noceeh (disconsolately) — Tbs rich
better, and the w ay to got rid of them are getting richer end the poor poorer. had been seen by none, her medto bar
Ing been left ontalde ber room to be
and to build up the system that has
Friend'—W hat’s wrong now?
taken In when no one was by; and it
Nocasfa— Mise Fullporae has “refused
suffered from them is to take
was only through ber neglecting to do
me and is going to marry M r. Coupon.
this for three consecutive days that
— New York Weekly. *
apprehension aa to her safety
aroused. The door of her room was
W ill Smash Him Thee.
“ fie has challenged you,’ * said hia forced and she was found dead on
Form ing in combiuation the Spring
friends. “ Why dou’ t you fight him?** her bed. The reason for her eccentric
Medicine p a r excellence, of unequalled • “ I t isn’ t the right time of the moon conduct never transpired.
An equally mysterious reclu se dwelt
strength in purifying the blood as yet,’ * exclaimed • the enraged man,
shown by unequalled, radical and per grinding hia teeth horribly.— Chicago in a Kentish town. A trusted civic
employe, be one iffornlng quit hia post
Tribune.
manent cures ot
for no ostensible cause and retired to
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
•e ro fu la
« a lt Rheum
Scald Head
Rolle, Pimples
AH Kinde of H um or Psoriasis
Blood Poisoning
R heum atism
C atarrh
Dyspepsia, Kto
Accept no substitute, but be sure to
get Hood’s, and get it today.
Just Suited the Scorcher.
H I8 g H A M E FU L STRATEG Y.
W a n t e l M r s . B l g h e n i to
There waa evidently something of
bis mind, for he did not even notice
that the coffee was cold and that tho
cook and the housemaid were quarrel
ing audibly In the kitchen. -
" It can t be the dressmaker’s blU.”
mused tbe wife, “for she has only sent
It to me twice aa yet; It w ill only go
to hia office as,a last resort Any
how, If It is anything unpleasant he’ll
speak of It soon enough.” and she
poured herself another ’ cup of tea,
which was hot
A t last he spoke. “By tbe way. my
dear, It seems rather dreary for you
alone all day In this large house. How
should you like a visitor this win
ter r
“Whatever put such an Idea Into
your mind, Clarence Btghead? I'm
sure I have no time to spend In in
venting amusements for a girl who
would make me a stranger In my own
parlor. To be rare. Helen la engaged,
and by coughing every time I come
Into the room—but, then, I ’ve made
all those lovely new sofa pillows. I
can’t have them ruined. Then there
la Effie—look here, Clarence, had you
any one tn particular In your mind?”
Mr. Blghead looked alarmed. “Not
at all, I assure you—that Is, I mean
er—the lady I bad In mind la quits
middle-aged—elderly. In fa c t”
Mrs. Blghead stiffened. “I t Is quite
Impossible.
In the first place, the
guest chamber Isn t fit to be seen and.
anyhow, I don’t Want anybody to sleep
In that lovely bed. - I t would spoil the
set of pillows. Besides, I shall be too
busy to talk to anybody this winter;
the house takes up all my time."
“But what I was thinking was that
you might be glad of a little help in
your housekeeping.”
T h a t is Just where you are mis
taken, Clarence Blghead. When I want
any Interference In my domestic a f
fairs I ’U let you- know. Oh. yes. I
know Just how much she would enjoy
putting a finger ihto my pie,”
“You quite surprise me, my dear.
StlU, you must know her better than
f ,
“That Is the first time since our
marriage that you have shown any ap
preciation of my Judgment I'm glad
you’ve learned Its value a t la s t’’
“Oh, well, I only thought to give
you pleasure.”
;
'Great pleasure, I'm sure. I only
hojfe you haven’t already Invited her.
I f you have, I give you fa ir warning
I shall Just expose myself to smallpox
and have the house quarantined, so
ahe can't come.”
“O f course I haven’t asked her. I
thought I ’d Just suggest i t lest you
didn’t like to, and you'd enjoy aaking
her youtoelf.”
And enjoy hearing nil winter how
she brought up ten children without
ever a sealskin Jacket or ever going to
ball» or parties of any kind.”
"Really, I was not fcware that you
to
hia house, where he lived on a scant
annuity he possessed. Such food
be needed was .purchased by a blind
sister, w ith whom be lived, and tie
gave no sign of existence, save when
at night h it steps could be plainly
heard pacing hia backyard, which, that
he might escape prying eyes, he had
roofed In with canvas. The mystery
Ne Comparison.
t t his death remained unsolved.
The Indus Was Funny.
v\.
First
Boy
—
My mamma belongs to
A physician named Blore, who lived
W hile on an automobile trip State
a t the end of the eighteenth century,
Senator James K . Flood, of H a rt., one of the first families.
Second Bor— Pooh! that’s nothing. was suddenly seised with a hatred of
M ich., met a mounted Indian, whose
Mine
belongs to one of the last fam i his kind and resolved until his death
hurse appeared mnch frightened at the
lies.— New York Life.
never to aee or be seen by man. Bo
machine. The senator called ont:
he had made a large bell-shaped struc
"Joe, ia your horse much afraid?"-'
One Form of Argument.
"Naw , heap tools he <"»lz mad. H e
A Denver Justice oomes'"to the sup ture of wickerwork, open at the top
to admit atr and food. Into thia, hav
tMnk you take his Job." — Brooklyn
port ot the New York crusade against
ing caused It to be placed In the ball
Eagle.
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wheeling baby carriages on the side
of hia house, he. having bidden a sol
walks
by
saying
that
if
'God
meant
Since writing for the A pril Century
emn farewell to his wife and daugh
"T h e Evoloution of American Censns babies to go on wheels he would have ters, descended through the aperture.
Taking,’ * which gives interesting de put wheels on them.
In thia case Insanity was a t the bot
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~-.fr .-
tails of the magnitude and intricacies
tom of the matter and Blore perished
of the "decennial snap-shot of the na
Any good housewife can readily see by his own hand In leaa than a week
tion,*’ the Honorable W. R Merriam
1 after he had taken po&esslon of bis
has resigned the office of director ot the economy in paying 6 cents more lor
1 odd dwelling.
a
3-pound
can
of
soild
packed
tomatoes
the census, to become vi e president ot
than for a 2 X pound can which is half I Another curloua Instance of jnanla
the International mercantile-agency.
water and of inferior quality. And , was that of a gentleman whose family
Recently Acquired.
this, to say nothing of the satisfaction was well known to the writer. He
Torn— By George, old man, th at’s a which you may have in gel ting the very was stricken with the strange fancy
stunning girl yon just bowed to.
Who beat which the market affords. This that he possessed a Gorgon’s head, so
is she?**
'
satisfaction may be yours if yon ask that everybody who beheld him would
your dealer for tomatoes and other be turned to atone. He therefore re
Jack— My sister.
canned goods of the Monopole brand. tired to a couple of attics, to wblc^
Tom— Your sister? 8ince when?
he would admit no one, and, though
Jack— Since last night. — Chicago They have no equal at any price.
, Wadbams & K err Bros., packers, doubtless he might with propriety have
Newe.
Portland, Ore.
been relegated to an asylum, his fa m
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ily respected bis bizarre wblm and
Marriage of Domestic Servants.
he remained religiously secluded for
________________
In Paris male domestic servanta are over three years, when he recovered
encouraged to marry, aa they are ob his normal senses.
No Simulation.
H e— I suppose you think I ’m acting served to be more settled and attentive
The victim through an accident of a
to their duty than when bachelors. In ghastly.disfigurement, a wealthy Pa
lik e a tool.'
She— No, Indeed.
I know better Loudon such marriages are discouraged. ri , ian, M y , ,he London Tlt-Blts. made
aa rendering servants more attentive to a vow never to be seen again by man.
than that.
their families than to those of their He kept to a special aulte of rooms
H e— You do?
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She— Yea; I know the difference be masters.
in bis house, where he was Waited
,
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tween acting and the real th in g .------
upon by two well-trained blind ser
Ocean Liners of 1880.
By the breaking op of the Servis and vant«, who were the Intermediaries
Mothers will fine Mia. WUialow's Sooth
the
Alaska there disappeared two of between himself and the other mem
ing Syrup the best remedy to use for their
the three famous A tlantic liners whoee bers of his household. No exception
aluldieu during the teething period.
appearance twenty years ,«go was re was made even In the case of hia wife
Same Old Complaint.
garded aa the opening np of a new and and children, who, from the day of bis
Old Emdee— W ell, how do you lika most important page in the history of accident to that of 'h it death, never
again set eyes upon him.
A tlantic steaming.
your profession? .
The late R. P. Whipple, the Ameri
Young Emdee— Profoesion’s O. K .
"O f course you were not aware of
A Orest Avenue of Trees.
can lecturer and critic, used to tell
ra the practice I ’m kicking about. —
anything.
Well, I ’ll not have any
of
an
eccentric
New"Yorker
who,
hav
Japan
has
an
avenue
of
trees
fifty
>wn and Country.
miles in length. The trees are crypto- ing read a pamphlet on immurement company thia winter, that’s final. I'm
going to fit up the guest chamber as
i « f Olat
t o r C a t a r r h T h a t mera, and every one is a perfect speci as practiced by tbe mediaeval religious
men, quite straight, from 130 to 160 orders, was possessed by an irresisti a private gymnasium and I ’U have no
- •
m ercury w ill euroly destroy th e sense of feet in height, and twelve to fifteen ble desire .to copy their procedure— room for any one.”*
■“
eptetoly derange the whole *ys-
Very
well,
then,
that
settles
It;
« h a s e n te rin g ft through the raucouieur- f* * 1 in circumference.
The avenue ex- tbough not in bis own person.
k. Booh article« should never be used ex- j tends from the town of Namanda to
This be gratified with the assistance we’ll say no more about It. I wasn't
e e p t o n prescriptions from reputable p h vil-
of an elderly paQper. who. In consid overanxious fo r It myself.” He w « i
eiena, as the damage they w lU do Is ten fold to Nikko.
the
th
e good you can possibly derive,
derive from tbem.
tbei
eration of a handsome annuity allowed struggling Into his eoat aa he spoke.
Tremendous Power of Explosive.
H a ir s C atarrh Cure, m anufactured by F. J.
to his wife, agreed to be confined In a “I only thought you might like to ask
C h e n e y A Co., Toledo, O., oontnlne no m ercury,
_
France
haa secured the patent rights small dungeon built in the walls. In your mother down for a little v is it”
end l i taken In te rn a lly , acting directly upon
the blood add «nontis surfaces of th e system. of a new nitro-glycerine powder which
Mrs. Blghead, gasped. “Oh, Clar
this cell be spent four years xtt bis
In bu yin g H e ll’» C atarrh Cure be aura yon get
mother! I
th e genuine. I t la taken In te rn a lly , and made ¡ it is contended w ill send a rifle bullot life, being fed through a small aper ence!” she gasped, “my
In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. TeetL seven .and one-half miles and increase
ture’ so contrived ns not to permit a thought you were thinking of your
elele free.
the artillery range eighteen miles.
own mother. Certainly, of course. It
Bold by Drugglits, prloe 7BC. ner bottle.
sight of the voluntary prisoner.
Hall’s Family FUlenre the be«.
— A strange fa ncy seised a Viennese w llL b^very--------” ________________
But be was already fa r enough down
watchmaker some years back.
He
The Bccleslnstical Tender.
“ Yes, he started a matrimonial agen
tbe street, says the New York Times,
shut
himself
up
in
his
house,
and
till
Cashier— In what denomination do cy and expected to make a lot of mon
his death, seven years later, was never to be out of earshot
you want your money?
ey ”
again seen by mortal eyes. All the
Uncle Rube— W a’a l, I ’ m a Methodist
“ Why didn’ t he?”
LIFE IN TH E 8 E A
myeelf, so ye might aa well make ’em
" H e married his typewriter girl in windows were closely shuttered and
such
communication
as
he
had
with
that__ Princeton Tiger.
side of a week, and site wouldn’t let
The Cwrlows Things th a t T h riv e la
him go on with the business because it the outside world was carried ou after
aa A q u a ria n .
Y o u C a n G e t A llo a 's F o o t K n ee F U F F .
was too dangerous.” —Cleveland T lain - dark through an aperture made tn the
Mr. Spencer, the superintendent of
W rite Allan 8 . Olmsted, LeRoy, N . Y ., for a
door. He continued, to some extent,
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tbe New York Aquarium, a few days
free aampte of A llen ’a Foot Ease. I t cures ch il dealer.
to work at his trade, at which he was
blains, sweating, dam p, swollen, aching feet.
ago
was busying himself by picking
A
Different
Species.
I t makes new or tig h t shoes easy. A certain
an expert; watches, clocks, etc., to be
a lot of sand fleas from a dlifoer and
pure lor Corns and Bunions. A ll druggists sell
“
I
thought
yon
said
Brown
was
a
repaired
being
taken
in
and
returned
it. Me. Don’t aoeept any substitute.
dropping them Into a Jar of anemones.
through the same small opening,
regular bibliomaniac.”
Aa
they fell Into the water they
The Best of Reasons.
“ Not on yonr life. I mid be was a
“ Why don’t you go to housekeep bibulons maniac.” — Baltynore News. P IC K IN G O U T T H E IR CA REERS. straightened themselves out and then
slowly dropped to the bottom, kicking
ing?’ ’
C h ild r e n B e g in In T h e s e D a y . as Boon
aa they fe ll A few of them alighted
A
Feminine
Dig.
"Couldn’t afford to live in keeping
a a T h a y T a lk .
"M rs . Sniffy ie awfully uppish, isn’ t
w ith the wedding present«.” — Ex-
A group of five Brooklyn children, ou tbe body of an anemone, which
promptly closed up. One, unfortun
she?”
change. ________________
cousins, were playing In the nursery
"Y e s ; mede-npyish,”
a few mornings ago, tbe eldest perhaps ately. found himself, when he had set
tled, on tbe tentacles of one of the
For forty year’s Pleo's Cara for Con
10 years of age and tbe youngest, the
sumption has eared coughs and oolaa. A t
Harmless Infatuation.
anemones. These began to serve tbe
only
boy,*
nearly
5.
Their
mothera
are
druggists. Price 36 cents.
“ Confound these literary clubs, I club women, alert and Intelligent, and purpose for which they were bestow
m v . My wife’s crasy over Browning.” these youngsters bad beard much dis ed upon tbe anemone, and tbe flea, or
Her Plan.
"d o ’s mine. Bat I ’m not raising cusslon of “the new woman” and of scud, suddenly found himself Inside
“ I*ve been two weeks trying to get
tbe capacious maw of the anemone,
any objections. Browning’s dead.” —
my husband to give me $60 to buy a
“advanced” topics mentioned in ad
and tbe life was soon squeezed out of
new dree«,’* complained Mrs. Gaxsam Washington Times.
dresses before the clubs. They bad
him.
to Mrs. Wiffles.
absorbed more of the Information than
Wisdom of Age.
“All Iz grist that comes to our mllL”
“ I never do th a t.’ ’
their parents realised, says the Brook
quoted Mr. Spencer. “These were on
Beea (sweet sixteen)— Did you nothe
“ W hat do you do?”
lyn Eagle.
a lot of mussels which came In a
“ I have my dress charged and leave what a knightly a ir Mr. Dashing bas?
On the morning in question the chil
A
ont
M
ary—
Y
e
a
-s
o
rt
of
an
op-all-
little while ago I thought I would
my husband to fight it out with the
dren were talking over what they had
nightly a ir, as it were.— Chicago News.
save them. There la life everywhere
collector.” — Harper’s Bazaar.
heard and the oldest said: “Well, ev
In the water. Look at thlal” He held
erybody’s got to be something now
up a dozen mussels, held together by
adays. Mother says you can’t be Just
what appeared to be a vegetable
humdrum and comfortable and sit
growth. “That la an animal growth,
around home any more. Muat have a
known as serturlarla.” said he. “In
career. I shall be a musician. People thia bunch you will find all aorta of
w if come to hear me play and w ill clap animal Ufa Thera are scuds, or sand
and give me lota of ‘plaws.’ ”
fleas, and rock crabs.
Look!”
He
”1,” said Jeannette, “shall be a scalp-
held up one of the valves of a mussel
tress. I already make very nice things | shell. On It was a sea anemone. "No
In clay modeling at school."
tice that reddish coating, part of
“Proudee!” yelled the others.
which has flaked off. Look a t it
“No, I ain’t
“I know my llmmut- oloaely.
Doesn't It look like lace-
tattons,* as mother says when she work? That Is the bryosa coral, tbe
T h ^ U n d Y o u H a v e A lw a y s B o u g h t has b o rn e th e sig na-
reads a paper. But I know what I can lowest form of mollusk coraL You
tu r e o f C has. H . F le tc h e r , a n d has b e e n m a d e u n d e r his
do! So nowl"
[ will find Ilfs on nearly everything
p erso n al sup ervisio n f o r o v e r 8 0 y ears. A llo w no one
to d eceive y o u In th is . C o u n te rfe its , Im ita tio n s a n d
Marie thought she would be an act that comes from the se»u Here's one
H Just-as»ffood
a re h u t E x p e rim e n ts , a n d e n d a n g e r tb a
ress or a teacher, she had not decided of the rock crabs.” H e took out of
J l« U th o f C h lld re it—E x p e rie n c e a g a in s t E x p e rim e n t,
which, only that ahe “would know a ' the nest of mussels a little crab, about
lot” and wear a long gold chain.
the else of om ' s finger nail, and drop
“I ’ll be a p’leesman.” piped up little I ped i t Into a Jar of water.—New York
brother. “ ’Nen if yon ain’t good I ’ll T r i b u n e . _______ '
,
ketch you an’ you’ll be sorry. ’N ’at's
con tains n e ith e r O p iu m , M o rp h in e n o r .® * k ^ N a r e o t lo
gome«
b
ln
«
o
f
R
-
a
l
Velma.
all.”
E ÏX ™
F c ^ h ’n e i“
“ 1 notice In ^he horrid newspapers
Dear little Marjorie, 6 years old. who
had many dolls to care for, sat content that some perwon ovab on the conti
edly In her llt.le chair rocking, huggln j * nent has dlscovahed the microbe of
B
B
S
s
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her baby doll and crooning a “bye-low" i hydrophobia, don't you know."
» It. She bad not spoken and was ask- | “Deah me. how stwangel But, weal-
sd to contribute her Idea of a career to ly, that doesn’t concern me nearly so
thia symposium.' She glanced np. a mnch as would tbe discovery of some
puzzled look on her contented little means to counteract, don't you know,
face. “Yes, I beard you all talkin'.” the effect that I* pwoduced on a blood
Bear^the Signature of
said she with a sigh. Then her usual ed dog by biting common persons. My
happy expression returned, she lifted little Fiuo was quite 111 tbe last time
baby doll to ber shoulder close under he bit an ordinary child on tbe street,
her chin and said: **l'm Just goln’ to don’t you know."—Cleveland Plain
be a mother with a nice fa m ily o' Dealer.
chll'ren ”
.
A red nose may not be conclusive
I f a man has plenty of money his evidence of Inebriety, but It Imposes
loot remarks are con« Jered w itty .
upon Its possessor the burden of proof.
And the soul of the wicked one was
next condemned to fall through space
at tbs rate of a m ile a minute for 10,-
000 years.
" S a y ." be shouted as be
passed the 10,000th ghostly mile post,
"th is beats any siding I aver trie d !"—
Automobile Magazine.
DISGUISED CATARRH
Have M toe
Ceu»pauy, but »be Was Suspicious.
8
A Stealthy, Insidious, Weakening Enemy to W om en--Many Thous
and Women Suffer Needlessly From This Cause.
T h e ra are a m u ltitu d e o f w o m en , es-
p u e ia llv houeew ivee, an d a ll o th e r w om en
ob liged to be on th e ir feet c o n s ta n tly . who
a re w retched beyond d escription , » im p ly
because th e ir stren g th an d v it a lit y i t »ap-
Pe}i a w a y by c a ta rrh a l d it charge» fr.in i the
pe lvic organa.
T lie a e te o n ie u get u p in
th e m o rn in g tire d , d rag th e m ie lv e » th ro u g h
th e ir d a ily d u tie s tire d , o n ly ta go bed at
n ig h t as tire d as before.
W h a t Is C A S T O R IA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 3 0 Year«.
to
. I used it faithfully for two week» and It
completely cured me. I have not hod snv
peine alum, anywhere, but feel like a new
sumusii . I am truly thankful for whet
Peruns has dons for me.”—Barbara A l
bany.
E V A BARTM O .
M rs. Keto ,
M rs. A n a Mortta. .
V ., w rites:—“ Peruna did so much for i________
feel It my du ty to recommend it to othere who
may be n m llla rly afflicted. About e year ago
I was oompletely broken down, had
dlsslnem and Irregularities, end Ufe
seemed dark Indeed. We had use for P eruxe
in our home as a tonic, and tor eolds and ca
ta rrh , and I decided to try it for my trouble.
In lees than three months I became regular,
my paint had e n tirely disappeared, and I am
now perfectly w ell."—Mrs. Anne M artin.
Tsreato, __ .. ____ __
Daughters sad Secretory ef Lady I
writes:— " if a ll women knew of the benefits to
be derived from taking Peruns we would have
m any happier and sod mpre health fu l women.
My health has never been too robust, and I am
easily fatigued and can not »tend much. About
a year ago I was m run down th at I had to taka
to my bed, and became weaker and weaker. A
friend advised me to try Peruna, and I have
great reason to ba grateful for in two weeks I
waa out of bed and In a month I was perfectly
w ell, and I now find th a t my health la much
more robust than formerly, so th at I take Peru
nh onoe or twice a m onth
'
Louise Mahon.
Mrs. Wm. Hetrick. Kennard, Washing
ton county. Neb., writes;
“ I am hfty-eix years old and have not
felt well since the Change ol Life began ten
years ago- I was In misery somewhere
most of the time, mv beck wee very week,
and my flesh to tender it hurt me to lean
against the back of e chair* I had pain
under my shoulder glades, in the email of
my back and hips. I sometimes wished
myself out of this world. Had hot end
cold spells, dizziness and trembling of the
Km be. end was losing flesh all .the time.
After followinff yonr directions end taking
Peruna I now reel like a different person.”
— Mrs. W m . Hetrick.
I f you do not derive prompt end satis
factory results from the use of Peruns,
write at once to Dr. Hartm an, giving a
full statement of your base and he w ill be
pleated to give you his valuable advice
gratis.
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Peruna can be purchased for $1 per bot
tle at ell first class drug stores.
*
A ddress Dr. Hartnr an. President of The
Hartm an Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio.
P e ru u a 1» such a perfect specific fo r each
case
i s in lente
ie duced
n ' * bave
it
th e y that
can n when
e ver £e
to q once
u it i t used
u —
n til
th e y are p e rm a n e n tlv cu re d - I t begins to
reliev e th e disagreeable sy m p to m s a t once.
T h e backache ceases, th e tre m b lin g knees
are strengthened, th e a p p e tite resiored, th e
digestion m ode p erfect, the d u ll headache
is stopped a n d th e w e a k e n in ng
g d
i ra in s are
g ra d u a lly cured. Th
These
ese results c e rta in ly
o f tre a tm e n t w ith P eruna.
fo llo w a "course
o
Barbara Albert?, corner Seventh and
W alnut streets. Appleton, W is., writes as
follows iu regard to Peruna:
"For year» I have suffered with back
ache end severe pains in the side. I doc
toyed so much that I brcsine discouraged
A school frifend told me how verv much
Parana had benelitted her end I »eut out
for a bottle, which did mpre to relieve, me
than all the other medicine I have ever tak-
BROMO
SELTZER
a , 80S B a t t e r s i S tre e t. Te-
, V k e P ree M e a t e<
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w r ite s :-’’! am pleased’ to give
prolee to Feruna (or the bieessd relief I found
th ro u tb 1U Ute. I »uffered for years w ith back
ache and dragging down peins a n d often ha d
i2 S®,*® had and stay there when I wet to bSay
J 001,1,1111F be spared. I t was therefore s
simple godsend to me when Peruns was brought
to my notice. Every drop »semed to give mo
new life, end every does made me feel much
better, sad I promised myself th at if I found
th a t it cured me I would advocate i t so th at
other suffering women should know of it. I
have been in perfect health for one year, I en-
work and pleasure because in such fine health,
end no trouble seems too heavy to bear when
you are in good health, PerUna ha* »imply been
s household bleming. end I never w ill ne w ith-
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l * 3 Beet 12th S treet, N . V ,
d t f . n.* T .. w rites:—" I suffered (or three year»
w ith what Is generally known aa leucorrhea,
Ini connection w ith uleeraUou ot the womb.
The doctor» advocated an operation w hich I
dreaded very much, and »trongly objected to
go under It. Reading of the value of Peruns, I
thought tt beat to give thia well known remedy
a tria l, so I bought three bottles of It a t onoe
Now I am a changed women. Peruna cured
me: It took nine bottle», but I felt x> much lm-
nroved I kept taking tt, as 1 dreaded an opera
tion w much. 1 am today tn perfect health,
and »ave not felt io w ell for Blteen year».” —
M r . kve Bertho
a
CASTOR IA
M rs .
MRS. ANNA MARTÍN.
Steam, W eed aed Drag Sews te Order.
' ShafU ag- Hangers, Pulley» and Belting.
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Christmas dinner! I t came by .express Chicago.
this morning.
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Mrs. 8impson — And she sent ns a
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G. A COOPER,
373 Stark St.. PpitUrd.
I Coughed
“ 1 had « most stubborn cough
for maay years. It deprived me
of sleep and I grew very thin. I
then tried Ayer's Cherrv Pectoral,
and was quickly cured.”
R. N . Menu, FellMiHe, Tenn.
S ixty y e a rs o f c u re s
and such testimony as the
above have taught us what
A y er’s C h erry Pectoral
w ill do.
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est cough re m e d y e v e r
made. A nd you w ill aay
so, too, after you try It.
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Thi» wond.rfwl Chi
n e s. doctor le enllod
groat bncnuH b* ear«»
poop« w ithout opera
tion that are given un
to d « . H* enreo with
Ihno. w ond.rfnl Ctal-
neoo barbs, root*, bud*,
bark* and v eg eto b l«
that are *ntlrWy on-
’ known to modtcnl *et-
. n c t n ib iso o a n try . Through tb* aaeoriboa*
barmiem r«m *d«* tbln fnmoa* doctor know*
■ be action of over WO d I g .r . n i iS m » d l» « . w h ic h
h . enooeesfol )y osm In diteren t diaensee. He
gnnrnnteee to care reu rrh. nnihma, lane,
throat, rh.uroollein, nervou*nre*. »lomnrh.
liver, kldnoya «to.; bn* hundred* o f tretlmon
to la Chargee moderate. < all and • « him.
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