Dayton herald., February 06, 1903, Image 3

A o h ln g J o in t»
In* the fingers, toes, arms, and
other parts of the body, are joints
that are inflamed and swollen by
rheumatism — that acid condition
of the blood which affects the mus­
cles also.
Sufferers dread to move, espe­
cially after sitting or lying long,
and their condition is commonly
worse in wet weather.
PRCNCH MARRIAGE BROKERS.
The ancients described the basilisk
as a serpent which could . k ill by ite
very glance. I t lived in a desert be-
cause its breath destroyed a ll vegeta­
tion, thus making a desert o( any place
inhabited by it. A basilisk was said
to have caused a . deadly pestilence in
Borne daring the tim e of Pope Leo
D ecisio n W h ic h G iv e s T h e i r Baslaeoe
L e a a l H e c o a a itio a .
W hy Oreea Leaves.
“ After s ll, P at’s love for his native
isle is but natural patriotism.”
f
“ Maybe. Bat it's a little overdone
when it leads him to believe that the
“ I t has been a long time since ws have leaves are green in honor of Irelan d .”
been w ithout Hood’s S a rs a p a rilla .
M v — New York TImee.
father thinks hs con Id not be without i t
H s has been troubled w ith rheumatism
Froahleigh— Fay, Saltman, I don’t
sines he was a boy, and Hood's Sarsapa­
rilla is the only medicine he can take that feel »ory w e ll; T am going to m y. berth.
Saltman— Brace up, old man, ot ths
w ill enable him to take his place in the
passengers w ill think yon are going to
field.’’ Miss A da D o t t , Sidney, Iowa.
your death instead of to your berth.—
New York Times.
Easily Explained.
Remove the cause of rheumatism
and cure the disease—no outward
application can. Take them.
Economy ia Eggs.
When eggs are expenisve, i t is well
to remember that it is not necessary to
boil s whole egg to get a yolk without
breaking the latter lor garnishing.
Separate the white and yolk without
breaking tba latter and poach it hard
in salted water. The white is saved
for glasing or merinsae, etc.
W att»—Ever notice how kindly an
audience takes to Jokes about policemen
or sbout 'women— that is, the men do?
I ’m afraid h ’s a bad sign.
Potts— Don’t worry.
I t Is human
nature to enjoy seeing one’s bosses
mads (an of.— Indianapolis Press.
W ill te ll you if he has ever made the
comparison that tbs purest, strongest
and most aromatic spioes for sals by
any firm in the Northwest are called
Monopole. I f he doesn’t believe it,
just ask him to send to Wadhams &
Kerr Bros., Portland, for a (ample tin
Cease sad Effect.
oi any variety he may select, and we’ll
“ I understand ba is married and has bank on his judgment in favor of Mono­
recently come into considerable money.” pole. Be sure you get this brand Irom
“ Whien was cause and which effect?” your grocer.
"Everything ia getting dearer,” said
ths apprehensive citiaen.
“ No,” answered the man who had
been reading ab o u t‘ ‘How to Circum­
vent the Tracts, V “ advice ia as cheap
as ever.” — Washington Star.
Preacher Also a Pbyslclas-
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CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON, OP OHIO.
The Rev. Charles A. Trotmsa, pastor
of ths Church of the Redeemer, St.
Louis, is also a practicing physician,
Hon. Darid Meeklson is well known, not only in hia own atato, bat through
having regular office hours daring the
oat Amerios. Hs began his political career by serving four consecntiTe terms
week.
as Mayor of the town in which he Uvea, daring which time he became widely
ilo th o n wlU find Mrs. Winslow's Booth- known as the founder of the Meeklson Bank, of Napoleon, Ohio. He was
ig Syrup the best remedy to use tor their sleeted to the Fifty-fifth congress by a very large m iajority, and is the acknew-
uidrsn during tbs teething period.
ledged leader of his patty in his section of the state.
Only one flaw marred the otherwise complete success of this rising states­
Carefully Considered. -
man. Catarrh with its insidious approach and tenacious grasp, was his only
Miss Oldun— I don’t suppose you nnconqnsred foe. For th irty years he waged unsuccessful warfare against this
aver think of marrying.
personal enemy. At last Parana came to the rescue, and he dictated the fol­
M r. Savage— Oh, yes it ’s thinking lowing letter to Dr. Hartman as the result:
A Threadbare Compeassttea.
“ She isn’t a t all handsome.”
“ But she’s very good.”
“ Dear m e;.that's wbst they always
Neuralgia
Backache
Headache
Feetache
AU Bodily Aches
A “ Dead Cinch.”
“ You college men seem to take life
pretty easy.”
Jerasaleai Artichoke, t
rnsalem art iebeke ha* no con-
nection w hataver with the holy city Of
the Jews. I t ia a speciee df sunflower.
••I have used several bottles of Peruna and I feel greatly bene­
I feel encouraged to be­
lieve that I f I use It a thott time longer I w ill be fully able to eradi­
cate the disease of thirty years’ standing.— David Meeklson, Member
fited thereby frem my catarrh of the head.
catarrh.
w h ile many people have been cared
be heard .on every o{
catarrh by a single bqttle of
of chronic catarrh,
yet, os a rule, when the catarrh
and dreadful oi dis- become, thoroughly fixed more thaa
.
ona bottle is necewny to complete a
the chronic catarrh CTlr# Peruna has cured cases innum-
A person catches erable 0( catarrh of twenty yeara’ stand-
on longer than usual. ¡ng
j , the best, if not the only in-
■tarta n the bead
remedy few chronic catarrh in
follows sensitiveness «.townee
which incline one
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x t last ths
Bat prevention
M r better than
Ul the while s e e m -« ”* - Every parsoh sohjaot to catehiag
irom the 001,1 «hould take Peruns a t ones at the
t f ln u traonent clear- «lightest symptom of cold or sore throat
¡S & iX S to S .
wa
.1 lb . 7 « r u d l b . . —
d the sneese sod the
Jagglee—I understand he’s a golf en­
thusiast. Has he broken any records?
Whgglee— No, he never breaks any­
thing but the Sabbath.— New York
Timee.
)MMClSLICKER
Rarity Among Women
There may ba some husbands who
Oilvs Trees.
may bo filled with envy When they read
rr / / / / . KARS THDTÏADC HAB that the deep melancholy in which the An olive tree yields six pounds of
ollved'when it is three years old.
At
esarina is said to ba leads her to pre­
serve silence tor long periods even la the age of fifty it yields from twenty-
the presence oi guests.
Certainly her two to twenty-six pounds.
alleged mania might taka a mors acute
Petroleum for Rheumatism.
and objectionable form.
Whoa petroleum was first-discovered
in this dountry, it was called rock 'o il,
Qreat Odds.
and was sold in small vials as a specific
THOUGH orrai WTATCfi
The odds against a whist player bold­
for rheumatism.
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ing a ll the trumps are 138,768,889,-
899 to 1.
Etiquette.
Mrs. Blank— Is yonr husband going
Queen Exhibits Bantams.
to Mrs. Jason’s funeral?
Eight varieties of bantams are being
Mrs. Dash— Decidedly not. She did
exhibited by the Qneen of England at not return my last call.— Baltimore
a show at Barnstable.
Star.
••But can you provide for my da ugh t-
In Prohibition Kan «as, Tool
Satarday t ha Day for Fires.
properly?” asked tb » father.
An
Atchison , husband hovered at
In
London
there
are
more
fires
on
•‘Cartstoly,” replied tbs youth from
trope. “ I tan provide her w ith a Faturdsy than on any other day in the death’s door so long his wife remarked
week.
«
, she supposed he was having his nsusl
la, can’t IT” — Chicago Post.
trouble finding the keyhole.—Atchison
Globe. -
IN THE WORLD
A 3 A SM ILE COAT
IT HAS NO EQUAL
I m s n u t
LOOK OUT FORir
q ^ tarrh '
W hen th e cold w ave flag is np, freetin g w eather is on th e waj
B h7re in earnest, and w ith it all th e m iserable sym p tom s a
return—b lin d in g headaches and neuralgia, th ick m ucous d
Rom tha n o se and throat, a h a ck in g co u g h and. p ain in th e «
taste in tha m onth, fetid breath, nausea and a ll th a t m akes C.
most sic k e n in g and d isg u stin g of aU com plaints. It causes a
^ « 1 defilem ent and m ortification th a t k eep s one nervous and
la th e com pany of others.
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Maaehostar, T a.,
In sp ite of all efforts to prevent it ,
o e a tls m s a :—Xhads
the filth y secretions and m ucous mat»
aeeompany th ia
ter find th eir w ay in to th e Stom ach
asnens aropplae la tl
tad are distributed by th e blood to
»very nook and corner of th e «y810™ •
rirtns
the Stom ach and K i d n e y a j n fact
»very organ and part of th e body, be-
* lt<4 muOh efforts«
tom e infected w ith th e catarrhal
oaaalne the n
poison. T h is d isease is rarely, if ever,
WaTi B< me w ith a d
even in itaearliest sta g es, a purely local
fcad t hua suffered foi
iis e a se or sim p le inflam m ation of th e
i aomsaensed to t»
aose afld th roat/sn d « » U ta w h y a p r a « ,
aft.«£ » « » » £ £
w ashes, powders sn d th e various In-
I n o tio o d so m u > so
h alin g m ixtu res fa il t o cure. H eredity
‘
a ^ o rt w l
is som etim es back of it— parents h ave
eur. d
JUDSON ,
It and so do their children.
M a ia aad V ia s Bta.
perm anently. >h. »
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J foul secretions, and tha rem edy to accom p n .
o
Matrimonial agents In France are
Jubilant The law which up to the
preeeat has dealt somewhat severely
with them and refused to consider-as
binding contracts made by them Is
apparently beginning to take up an­
other attitude. A t any rate, this was
the case recently when the Chambre
des Requetea had to consider an ac­
tion from Toulouse. Some time back
a solicitor living In the neighborhood
of that town, engaged the services of
a local matrimonial agent, 'who. In
due course found a suitable wife for
bis client The marriage took place
and the agent applied for his Commis­
sion, but the solicitor did not appear
Inclined, to pay the sum agreed upon.
He first declared that the amount was
out of proportion with the services
rendered, and subsequently refused to
pay anything whatever, says the Parts
Messenger. The parties then went to
law, and the local civil court dismissed
the agents’ claim on questions of fact.
H e appealed, and the Appeal Court
also decided against him, holding that
“money payments for matrimonial ne­
gotiations were Immoral and Illegal.'*
The plaintiff next appealed on a
point of law to the Chambre des
Requetea, which decided In his favor
and ordered a fresh trial of the action
by the Civil Court. A passage In the
speech made by the Advocate General
Is well worth quoting. A fte r showing
that marriage had always £$en con­
sidered as the basis of society, he said:
“H ow can the fact of facilitating a
marriage, of placing two families In
relationship, of procuring a companion
for the man who wishes to create a
fam ily be declared a priori. Ipso facto,
an act contrary to morals, to law and
to public order! The contrary Is the
case. A priori and on principle. It Is
a meritorious action, and it cannot be
considered too favorably. Must the
nature of this meritorious and moral
action be changed because the Inter­
mediary has not been a- disinterested
person? By no means. A disinter­
ested Intermediary may commit a de­
testable action, while an interested one
may commit an excellent one. Every­
thing depends on the circumstances."
“ Jsysmith fairly worships his wife,”
said Foedlck, “ and yet be won’t give
her enough money to drees herself prop­
e rly .”
“ I t isn’t always the most devont wor­
shipper that puts the most money on
the collection piste,” replied Keed-
ick.— Town Topics.
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Mother (loose.
“ Mother Goose,” who is probably
mors fam iliar to children than any
ether personage in story books, was a
real person. Mrs. Goose, for that was
her real name, lived with a family
named Fleet, who kept a little store
in Pudding Lane, Boston.
W histling In Buenos Ayres.
Any person caught whistling in the
streets ol Buenos Ayres is liable to ba
arreate.d The police alone have ths
right to whistle.
You forgot to buy a bot­
tle o f A yer’« Cherry P ec­
toral when your cold first
came on, so you let it run
.along. Even now , with
all your hard coughing, it
w ill not ‘disappoint you.
There’s a record o f sixty
y e a n to fall back on.
......SSOW OPOLF
W A O N F ff.......
Tbs most delirious canned, (tot them
(rom your tirucer. They are put up un­
der a handsome blue label. A o e p t no
substitutes. W ADllAMSdk KKKHBHO8.
Mouopola Grocers, Portland, Ora.
.....Zmbably you have heard ol me Now
tot me prove to you that my Heeds are
the best. W rite today for Mann's Seed
catalog lor 1903—free on request. I am
Portland agent (or Burpee, ol Philadel­
phia. “ Burpee's Seeds Grow." 1 w ill
send to Farmers, free on request, Bur­
pee’s Farm Annual fur 19U3, to others on
receipt of 10c. W rite today Do not delay
G . S . Mam» (A. s e c d m a n
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Motor Car In-Scotland.
The motor car terror is said to have
struck Scotland reversly on account of
ths number of rich tourists who visit
th at country.
In one case a heavy
racing automobile, running very rapid­
ly at night, plunged into s flock oi
sheep being driven to market, and
killed and mangled quite a number of
them.
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S tats o r O h io , C it t o r tolxdo , { „
L ucas C oumtv .
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F k ahk 1. G h s k b y mnkee oath that he is ths
senior porter of the Arm of F. J. CHBMBT A Co.,
doing business In the C ity of Toledo, County
and Suite aforesaid, and th at said firm w ill pay
the saw ot ONE H llN D R K D DOLLARS lor each
and every cate of Catarrh th a t cannot be cured
by the use of H a l l ' s C ata sr h C u bs .
F R A N K J. C H E N E Y
Sworn to before me and subscribed
«iibscrlbe<_ in my
presence, tk ls tjh day of December, A . b. lose.
J - * -»
ij^ ll
A. W.GLKASON,
notary Public.
B all'« Catarrh Care is tasen In te rn a lly and acta
directly on the blood and mucous surlaoea of
(be system. Bend for tentlmonial«, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a
Bold by druggists. 75c.
Hsu's Family Fills are ths bast.
8b»—This is tba restaurant where
one always has to wait so long.
He— Yon know the reason, don’t
“ Noi why?’
“ Their prices era so high that they
can’t afford to serve soy dish without
In Hungary the legal age of an in­ first looking np the financial rating oi
dividual dates only from baptism.
ths customer.” — New Yorker.
Frog skip makes the toughest leather
known in proportion to Its thickness. '
For bronchial troubles try Plso’s Cura
Brussels has a church clock wound by for Consumption. I t ia a good cough
medicine. A t druggists, price 25 cents.
atmospheric expansion Induced by the
heat of the sun.
A Pardonable Mistake.
An Orangetree in full bearing has
(Stella— I came near missing a pro­
. - a
been known to produce fifteen thousand posal last night.
Balia—Yon did?
oranges; a lemon tree six thousand
Stella— Yes. _ He got .down on bis
fr illt.
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knees and I thought he was merely
Forest covers 38 per cent of Russia’s
looking for a ping-pong nail.— H arper’s
total ares, or, In all, 464,000,000 acres.
Basaar.
In other words, there are four acres of
forest to every Inhabitant of Russia.
A country laborer of Brescia while
cleaning an eel discovered In Its stom­
ach a large black pearl, which has
-A Harrowing Jest.
been purchased by s Milan jeweler for
Pleasant. Palatable. Pol»nt T a a tt Gojto.
The man at onr boarding house baa Good.
37,000.
N ata r tilcEan. Waakafc. or Grip«. 10c. tba,
the remains of a once prosperous pocket
The Prussian city of Cassel w ill be a
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C U R B C O N S T IP A T IO N . ..
comb, from which the teeth had long
thousand years old In 1913, while the
French city of Marseilles was founded since fled.
“ W hy,” we asked him , "do you
more than 2,000 yeara ago, and Rome Is
carry that thing around with you— that
2,604 years old.
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worthless old comb?”
Candy-makers say that the moat prof­
And he replied:
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B I M w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t i s e r s pi
itable part of their trade la In fancy
“ W ell, I can’t part with i t . ” — B alti­
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r .
candies, put up In ornamental boxes, more News.
the box frequently cutting more figure
In the purchase than the goods.
The Japanese eat moke fish than any
other people In the wdrld. W ith them
I'amM*, lin t w r a re r a ile d u p o n to p e rfo rin
nieat-eahng Is a foreign Innovation,
so m e d ltfle u lt d e n ia l o p e ra tio n th a t la
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confined to the rich, or rather to those
the d ire c t re s u lt of n e g le c tin g th e te e th
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a n d e co n o m y of c o n s u ltin g a d e n tis t a t I ■ t > Z
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diet.
th e v e ry first sig n <)f to o th tro u b le
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th e s ta r ! th e se tro u b le s a re c o rre c te d 1
I t has often been stated that sixty
q u ic k ly a n d a t sm a ll c o st O n r m e th o d s
a re p a in le ss a n d o u r w o rk g u a r a n te e d
I;.
miles an hour was the utmost rate at
R o th ’p h o n e « : O re g o n S o u th M 9 I;
which a swallow could fly. Recent ex­
C o lu m b ia :«9.
O p en e v e n in g s till V.
Bundays from 9 to ia.
periments between Compeigne and
*
Antwerp proved that s swallow In a
hurry can cover 128H miles an hour. »
The oil glands of the skin are most
PO R T L A N D . ORSOOK,
numerous In races living under the
tropics, because the oil is nature's pro­
tection against the best of the sun. In
hot countries Its action is often assisted
by the application of vegetable or ani­
mal oils.
The relstlvs durability of wood and
iron is given strange Illustration by an
Delivered at any Railroad Station
old cannon which has stood since 1850
or Boat Landing in O regon___
on the high grounds of point Bonita,
at the entrance of San Francisco bay.
The gun has rusted sway, while the
wood supports are in a state of perfect
preservation.
Ths title of "doctor” was Invented In
the tw elfth century and conferred for
the first time upon Inerlos of the uni­
versity of Bologna, states the / Meta­
physical Msgaslne. Ths first “doctor
of medicine” was Gullelmo Gordento,
who received the honor from the college
of Aoetl, also in Ita ly , In 1229.
In a recent lecture at Gresham Col­
lege, Dr. Bymee Thompson, In apeak-
Ing of the effects of climate, remarked
that It had become necessary to sublet
English government work in Egypt be­
cause It was found that the natives
would, only work when chastised, and
R was a rale that a British officer must
not strike a native.
Phoenix, Aria., the center of Salt
River valley, was a few years ago a
sagebrush desert. I t has now twenty-
five thousand inhabitants, with an as-,
seaaed property valuation of 810,000,-
000. A ll thia la dne to water, which,
brought In canals from streams fed
r« of one (if the mo«t perfectly ftnl«hed organ« now nannfactnred
malaly from San Francisco and other
i m h . made eepacfally Tor Kller« Flano Houee
Choice ol fancy wal-
Ariaona reserves, baa turned the desert
k caiaee. Fine very laraa beveled French plate m irror, perfectly
Into a fertile valley, covered wlQr
I°end vab"ebU*mprovemente ere embodied In this orean^m akine It
ranches and dotted with small towna.
I beet and moiaidurable organe manufactured In the L n lle d State»,
A NEW ORGAN
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
CARTERS
Hia Little Scheme.
Ha was cutting an item from tba
newspaper. “ I t tella.how a house was
robbed, and I want to show it to my
wife,” ha explained.
“ What good w ill that do?” a friend
inquired.
“ A whole lot,” was the reply. "Yog
a « , thia bouse was ro »bed while a man
was at church with his w ife.”
“ flhy!” exclaimed the friend, ex­
citedly, “ you haven’t got
another
c >py of that paper, have lo o t" — Chi­
cago Poet.
“ An attack of Is grippe left me
with a bad cough. My mends said
1 had consumption. I then tried
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral and It
cured me promptly.”
A. K. Randles, Nokomis, 111.
sa d Engine«, W indm ills, Pumps and Gene­
r a l M achinery. Wood dewing Moohlnet a
spestaHy. See us b e ton buying.
) S . , Dentists.
Hew to Discourage Treat lag.
Gsyboy— Have a drink with ms?
Hardhead — Certainly.
Here’s to
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Gayboy— Ah, that’s good.
Hardhead— First-rate. ,Order anoth­
er round if yon like. I belong to the
•ntl-treating league, and havepromieed
not to treat; but there’s nothing in the
miss about accepting treat».
Order
right along, old hoy- Yon P*7 and 1,11
drin k.— New York Weekly.
M y Lungs
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T h e M oot V a ln a h le Book.
It waa the Card.
The weary housekeeper petieetl beside
the basket of eggs that bore the card:
“ Fresh this morning— 88 cents.”
“ Give ma a doaen ol theee eggs,” aha
m id. “ I suppose you guarantee their
freshness?*'
“ W ell, ao.” said tha hesitating
storekeeper, “ We wtuldn’t like to do
th a t.”
“ Bat the card aaya:
‘ Freeh this
morning.’ "
The moat valuable work In existence
la said to be a copy of the Koran now
treasured In tha Mohammedan city of
laonan Ruse, Pyreta. Tha covers, nine
and one-half Inches by four Inches, are
o f solid gold an eighth « f pa Inch thick.
While precious atones Set In symbolic
designs flgU g U i* the
aad at
earti of « M ^ r n e r a . The book )a w rit­
ten upon parchment, and thia part of
the work la valued a t 1126,000.
Perfection la all right as a ’theory, bnt
“ Yea'm,” tba etoorekeeper reluctant­
ly admitted. “ Bat you see it’e the
card that’s (p eh — not the eggs.” —
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
perfect parity la seldom found outside
the baking powder advertisements.
1
ctal regard to PaHftc Coaet clim ate.
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gular reed tone, th ntjnetru m en t also has several octaves of the regn-
"ie found In no otheiunake.
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To introduce thl« Organ, «re are
ntroductory Offer
ect and fn lly guaranteed Organ, freight paid, to any railrcad »tatPin
i the State of Oregon for »1«, on payment of 1» down and »1 a
«52 »5». etc., on aame term«. W rite ua today, ae thl« oiler 1« lim ited