Dayton herald., January 23, 1903, Image 3

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A PASTOR
THE UPWARD TREND— A WORLD MOVEMENT.
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Rsv. H . Stnbenvoll, of Elkhorn, W ii., la pastor of the Evangelical Lutheran
8t. John’« church of that place. Rev. Stubenvoll ia the possessor of two biblee
presented to him by Emperor W illiam of Germany. Upon the fly leaf of one of
the bibles the emperor baa written in hia own handwriting a text.
This honored pastor, in a recent letter to the Peruna Medicine Co., of
Colnbmus, Ohio, says concerning their famous catarrh remedy, Peruna:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, Ohio.
Gentlemen: “ I had hemorrhages of the lungs for a long tim e, and all de­
spaired of me. I took Peruna and was cured. It gave me strength and cour­
age, and made healthy, pure blood. It increased m y weight, gave me a
healthy color, and I feel w ell. It is the best medicine in the world. If e very­
one kept Peruna in the house it would save many from death every y e a r .* —
M. STU B EN VO LL.
Thousands of ^people have Catarrh i I f yon do not derive prompt and sat-
who wonld be surprised to know it, be- J isfactory results from the use of Peruna
cause it has been called some other write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a
name than catarrh. The fact is catarrh full statement of vour case and he w ill
la catarrh wherever located;
and b * pleased to give yon hia valuable ad­
another fact which i t of equally great vice gratia.
importance, is tliatPeruna cures catarrh
tddresa Dr. Hartman, president of
wherever located.
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ie Hartman Sanitarium, Col ambus, O.
Variant Estimates.
"H o w did that poem of yours turn
out?”
’ ’O h,” answered the author, -“ there
was the difference of opinion that usu-
- ally attends the proJuction of-a master­
piece. The postmaster insisted that it
was flrat-clasa matter and the editor in­
sisted that it was not.”
E V E R In the history ef mankind has there been so nearly a world*
wide brotherhood as.at this time. In fact, this may be said to be
the distinctive feature oY, this age. aa compared with former ages.
Never could so mafly mqn- be called truly citlsena of the world.
There la more of a cosmopolitan spirit, more of s bond of union
between nations. more of a universal Interest-In the doings of men
where, than In any age of the past. We are coming to understand each
other 'better. The spirit of the Occident Is stirring the Orient, while tbs
wisdom of the Orient is flooding the Occident. Even China is awakening.
Whatever we may think of the abuses of England’s government in India,
In the end the land of the Hindu w ill be transformed.
There is more of a spirit of unity in a religions sense. Christianity is
being preached In all nations, while Christians themselves are coming to
see the good that exists In all religions. Narrowness In every sense Is pass­
ing ouL We are coming more and more to see the Interests of all the races
as^dentlcal. This world-wide upward trend is the distinctive feature and
the kppeful sign of the present day.
There hgve been great empires In the past. Babylon ones dominated all
Western Asia. A t a later period Persia exercised the same rule. Then
Alexander, for a short time, made this territory tributary to Macedon. In a
few centuries Rome was queen of everything from England to Palestine.
B ut all these empires were but narrow compared to the world of to-day.
They were held together by force. Now the bond la more of gofRl w ill and
Interest. Then It was the conquest of all smaller nation« by the larger.
Now It is s democracy of nations. Then, at the most, the union took in a
few hundred million people. Now It ix tends to a billion and a half. Then
there was no cohesive power, no permanent union, no union at all. In fact,
except that of the sword. Now there la mutual understanding, trade rela­
tions. constant travel, the railroad, the telegraph, the steamship and a certain
universal good will.
A ll of this has made a revolution In International relations Different
states no longer distrust each other as formerly. Arbitration Is coming
more and more Into vogue, • W hat before was left to the aword Is now-
settled by the court.
Herein ta presaged the end of war. I t is possible thaf the world has seen
Its last great conflict I f n o t one or two more must end the chapter. The
consclehce of the nations w ill no longer permit any great amount of blood­
shed. The vast commercial Interests that are now stronger than any one
or two governments on the globe, w ill not allow themselves to be disturbed
by any extended struggles. There w ill still 6?. of course, s few little wars
among the smaller and less advanced nations, petty revolutions and the like,
little disturbances on the ragged edges of humanity. These, too, must grad­
ually disappear as civilisation and consolidation extend their bounds. So
It Is not at all the dream of an enthusiast to predict that the present cen-
tury w ill see the final ending of w ar upon the planet.___ _____ ■
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So all the Industrial Injustice, governmental corruption, and moral and
social evils that seem to flourish, are rather local In their nature and w ill
be sloughed off In time by the healthy body of the whole humanity. These
are transitory eruptions, rather than permanent blemishes. The. trend of
the entire race Is onward and the mighty momentum of the mass will sweep
out of the way every petty local barrier. The hope no longer lodges In any
particular nation, but rather In every nation. Even If the Anglo-Saxon
should falter, the Slav, the Teuton, the Latin and the Oriental would move
forward. The falling apart of the entire British empire would not check
the progress for a day. The many smaller streams are now uniting. In one
great- river, whose force Is Irresistible. There m ay be eddies and becalmed
spaces, but the current sweeps on.
- To thy man with the larger view no age in history ever seemed so hopeful
of better things as does this. Never were such vast forced In motion, never
was such rapid progress made. Science. Invention,, commerce, religious and
sociological Investigations, all are being pressed more generally and with
more result» than ever before. The wars for liberty have left ua with their
blessings. Never did labor produce so abundantly, never were the comforts
of life more generally diffused. The press Is educating the world. The
spirit of truth is abroad. Inspired by the heights that have been wdn, the
vanguards are pushing on to still higher heights. Having tasted political
liberty the masse» are moving for economic liberty. The picture Is not all.
bright, by any means, bnt it is growing brighter, and the fact that to many
are aware Just what produces the dark places is hopeful th a t the colors
may be better blended and the defects removed.—Denver News.
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A Plain Warning.
Them is a passenger steamer on “the
Elbe where the warning againat speak­
ing to the man at the wheel is dis­
GARDENS IN JT H E K IT C H E N .
played in (our different languages.
This ia the English version: “ To the G r o w i n g H a r t ,« in t h e W in d o w « f o r
W in t e r Ues.
helm marine gentleman try conversa­
Amertcan housewives may Well take
tion not.”
a lesson from the foreign colonies in
our cities. A walk through one of
Platlsum.
An Unlucky Number, Sure.
Platinum ramly occurs in nuggets, those colonies In summer shows many
Jack— Conrgatulate me I Mabel has though once in a while a lamp of it ia window sills and fire escapes dotted
accepted me.
found; the biggest on record, a boat the with growing herbs.' Even In winter
E dith — Really? I hope you’re not sixe of a-.tnmbler, being now preserved the green things peep and peer against
anperstitioas.
in the Dresden mnaenm. ■ Some time the panes. Sometimes the herb pot Is
Jack— No. Why?
ago John M. Davidson of-Rocheater, N. an old tin can or cradked pitcher. Oft-
E d ith — Because you’re the thirteenth X ., found the metal in two Meteroitee ener It Is a box of handy sixe. and
she has accepted th ir season, I believe. — an interesting discovery, inasmuch somehow the box herbs always seem
as it proved that platinum exists In the most luxuriant, O lli to there, and
The Stuart Carnation.
mint and fennel, balm, sweet basil,
other worlda than ours.
The bright red Passionate carnation
sweet marjoran^ thyme—Indeed, all
was the flower of the royal house of
the flavorous tribe. Parsley may be
Brought Their Seats.
Stuart.
In the good old times 600 years ago bought fresh the year round from the
Short of Bode Io the*.
there wero up seats in the Parisian corner grocer, so It Is seldom seen In
In some of the smaller Russian hotels schools except stools tor the teachers. the boxes. I t may be that supersti­
visitors am obliged tc find their own The pupils set on bundles of straw tion has as much to do with that aa
convenience. In the folklore of vari­
wbieb they brought along.
bedclothes. _____ _______ ___
ous lands parsley root Is endowed w ith
■uallgn powers. Ill luck comes to who­
ever pulls it up save with the left
hand walking backward, and to carry
a growing root from one homestead to
another Is a sure Invitation to mis­
fortune.
A cook worth the name knows that
green herbs are Infinitely better for
S j r a r S J K S ! seasoning than dry ones, even when
the dry ones are freshly grown. First-
A nd a source of worry, a n x ie ty and endless trouble to those who are afflicted class marketmen also recognise the
With them , p a rtic u la rly so when located upon the low er extrem ities w h « e fact by offering, along with costly
the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating nicer upon th e spring lamb, pots of tender, growing
leg is a frig h tfu l sig h t, and as th e poison barrows deeper and deeper in to th e mint to sauce the roast One of these
tissue beneath and th e sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh mint pots, property tended, w ill grow
m eltin g away and feci the strength g oing out w ith the sickening discharges. for years and supply an ordinary
G reat ru n n in g sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a sim ple kitchen. Mint grows rapidly and the
boil, swollen gland, bruise or p im p le and are a threatening danger always, better for frequent plucking. Stalks
because w h ile a ll such sores are not cancerous, a great m any are, and th is should not be allowed to grow more
should m ake you suspicious of a ll chronic slow -healing ulcers and sores, par­ than six Inches high. I f they are not
tic u la rly i f cancer runs in yo u r fa m ily . Face sores are common and cause the needed nip them off and dry In a shady
greatest annoyance because th e y are
place against the time when more mint
V a ld o s t a , O a ., S e p t e m b e r , 1 9 0 0 .
so persistent and u nsig htly and de­
may be needed than the pot can fu r­
S w i f t S p a o lfle O o ., A t l a n t a , O a .
tract from one’s appearance.
Dear Sira ¡-Som ethin» Ilka a rials» nish. This applies also to other herbs.
M iddle aged and o ld people and
oama on my Instop, vary small at Aim tn plucking to keep them bunchy
first, not at a ll painful, but as i t and stocky, so aa to furnish many
those whose blood is contaminated
*ro w larger and began to pain mo I leaves with the smallest modlucum of
and tainted w ith the germs and poison
consulted a doctor, but In spite of
of m alaria or some previous sickness,
stems. Garden-grown herbs are per­
a ll ho could do the sore got worse
or excessive use of mercury, are the
and began to discharge; thsa other mitted to bud before cutting down for
chief sufferers from chronic sores and
sores came u n til the whole top of drying, but those in the herb-window
ulcers. W h ile tlie blood remains in
my foot was one large mass of sore« garden wonld better not exhaust their
this unhealthy, polluted condition
and X cohld not w alk. Then my hus­ strength tn the effort to flower.
healing is sim ply impossible and the
band, who had been cured of Sorof-
Kitchen sir Is commonly both warm
ula by the use of S. S. S., said ha
•ore w ill continue to grow and spread
believed I t would ours me. X began and moist; hence things grow In It
in spite o f w asher and salves o r any
takin g I t and eight bottles cured almost tropically. Give the herbs tbs
superficial or surface treatm ent, for
me; my foot healed up nloely. X be­ sunniest window. I f a box can be set
the sore is but the outward sign of
lieve I would have been a orlpple the whole window length all the bet­
some constitutional disorder, a bad
for life but fo r S. S. S.
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ter. One strong dum p of each herb
condition of th e blootf and system,
m r s . o. h . r a r o .
la better than several weak ones. Plant
which local retndies cannot cu rt.
S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. I t goes to the them stgsag. np and down the sides of
very root of the trouble and counteracts and removes from th e blaod all the the box. I f seeds are sown let It be
im purities and poisons, and g rad ually builds up the entire system and In a smaller box, from which the
strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been punned strongest plants can be set In the win­
and th e system purged of a ll morbid, dow box. which should be • foot wide
unhealthy m atter the healing process and ten Inches deep Inside. F ill with­
begins, and the eating ulcer or chronic in s b Inch of the top with very rich
dirt and give the plants monthly a lib­
■ore is soon e n tire ly gone.
S. S. S. contains no m ineral or poison­ eral watering with liquid manure. I f
ous drugs of any description, bnt is guar* that ta oat of the question soap suds,
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anteed a p urely vegetable remedy, n ths dirtier tbs better, should be given
blood purifier and tonic combined and a safe and permanent cure fo r chronic weekly.
Pour ths ends around the
sores and ulcers. I f you have a alow -healing sore o f any kind, la r g e o r roots. Keep the green tops clean by
small, w rite us about it, and o n r physicians w ill advise you w ithout charge. sprinkling with fresh water at leaat
every other day.
Book on Blood and S k in Diseases free.
From such a garden, says the Wash­
I H £ S W IF T S P F O tnO C O - ATLAMTA.
ington 8tar, one can gather bouquets
of herbs every day In the year of rich
yet superlatively delicate flavor. Nor
Is that all the profit—sauces, extracts,
delicious drinks may come from It, not
to mention the delights of watching
The dlerwveVy ofpnew M tm u and new
and tendtn'g a maas of th rifty growth.
Chronic Sores
Eating Ulcers,
04.
p a in l e s s
d e n t is t r y
method« of adm lrthlprlnit the old agent*
ua-d IB dcntlatry for elim in atin g pain,
haa revnlutlonlxed practice. F A IX I.IfrH
D K N TISTR Y w ith n« ta not an axperi-
m ent. but an absolute certainty, as
hundred* can teailtjr. b
o
n
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any risks.
«nftHMited NO PA IN .
Both 'phone«: Oregon ikm th «91;
Columbia Ms.
Open evsnlnga UU * .
Sunday* (row » to 12.
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Whna Does the
Clarence
Mlnsesheimer, of the
Stock exchange, who was bemoaning
ths exactions imposed upon ths_tlme
of sn active broker, said that he had
hoped before this to have been in the
Adlrondacks shooting.
*Tt Is so long since I have had an
outing.” remarked Dick Hoisted, “I
fear that I nm very rusty In my
knowledge of the game laws. When
does the game season open, Clarry?"
every­
Miss Qaanon, Sec’y
A m ateur A rt Association, tells
young women w h a t to do to
avoid pain Rnd suffering caused
by female troubles.
“ I caui conscientiously recommend
L y d ia E . P ln k h u m ’s V e g e ta b le
C o m p o u n d to those of my sisters
suffering w ith female weakness and
the troubles which so often befall
women. I suffered for months w ith
general weakness and fe lt so wekry
that I had hard work to keep up. I
had shooting pains and was utterly
miserable. In mv distress 1 was ad­
vised to use L y d ia E . P in k k a m ’s
V e g e ta b le C om pound, and it waa
a red letter day to me when I took the
first doae, for at th at time my restora­
tion began. In six weeks I was a
changed woman, perfectly w ell In
eve/jr respect. É f e l t so elated and
happy th a t I want all women who
suffer to get well as I did.” — Miss
G üila G A whom , 359 Jones 8b, Detroit,
Corresponding Sec’y Mich. A m a t e u r
Art Association.— tw o o
i f •rir i— i of
«Save lottor arootnf go— lnoniu cannot 6« produced.
I t in c lea rly show n In th is
young lad y's le tte r th a t L y d ia E .
P ln k n a m 's V e g e ta b le C om pound
w ill s u re ly cure th e s u ffe rin g s o f
w o m e n ; a n d w h en one considers
t h a t M iss G a n n o n ’s le tte r is o n ly
one of hundreds which we have, ths
great virtue of Mrs. Finkham’a
cine must be admitted by all.
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Unique Mountains.
There are loar unique mountains in
Lower California— two of alum, one? of
alum and sal pire mixed and one of pure
sulpur. I t is estimated that in the
loor peaks named there áre 100,000,000
tone of pure alum and l.OOOJJOO tons
of sulphur,
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Tommy Won.
Two brothers- went to the same
school. They were absent about a
fortnight, and then one returned alone.
“ Where is your brother Thomas?”
asked the master.
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“ fleaae, air, he’s laid np with a
sprained arm. We were trying to see
which coaid lean ont of the window
farthereet, and Tommy won.”
P a id Sage to Rertaae.
A solicitor tor a Wall street paper
had been trying for alo n g time to se­
cure the signature of Russell Sage to
an advertising contract' at a eoat of
>100 per year, bnt to no purpose. To
•bow how diligently he had been work-,
ing. hoping thereby to Induce Mr. Sage
to sign the contract, he said:
“I think. Mr. Sage, yon ought to fa ­
vor me with this order, for I have been
after yon for three yearn”
The old financier leaned back tn his
chair, thought a moment, says the
New "York Times, and then asked:
“How long have yon been trying to get
this contract, did yon say?”
“Three yearn” hopelessly replied the
•gent.
“Then, yon see," continued Mr. Sage.
“ I have saved Jnat >800.”
A U B o d ily A ch es
AND
Might Regret It.
Mistress—Poor, darling little Top-
ay! I ’m afraid the will never recover.
Do you know, Bridget, 1 think the
kindest thing would be to have her
shot and put out of her misery.
Bridget— 'Deed ma’am I wouldn’t
do that. She might get better, after
all, an’ then ye’d be sorry ye’d had
her killed.— Punch.
•>—*,
Chopping Him Off.
The Count (passionately)— I
lofe”
zee ver-r-ree gr-r-r-r-ound you walk
on!
The Heiress
(coldly)— I always*
ride!— Puck.
CASTOR IA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
'armanenOy
F IT ! Perm
ane r,O ; f u r t o So nt, ar norr onwi a u
after ri rot J a r ', i w o / Or. K i l a , ', U real Nerw
Bastorwr. . Semi lor F it B E « X S O tn al bollir sud tre a t
toDaJ R. U K L m a. L t d - usi A rch S L. Philadelphia. Pa
H ad Seen B e tte r Days.
Kind Lady»—I, suppose you have
seen better days?
Tram p— Yes’m. One day la s t week
I got three dinners and ten beers.—
Detroit Free Press.*
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n « readers of thia paper w ill be pleased to
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Wa.ro that
there ia at lie
lea-1
oue dreaded
that aeieuee baa been able to cure in a ll Its
Stage,. s t i l l th a t lacatarrb. Ila U 'a C a ta rrh C u rt
la the only poaitlve cure known to the medical
fraternity.- Catarrh being a constitutional d i*
ease, require* a c o n ititu iiim a l treatment
H a ll’s C atarrh Cuts la taheirtfrternalty, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surface«
of the , y , t e r a . thereby destroying the founda­
tion of the di«ea»e, and giving the patieni
strength by building up the r o n itltu t'o n and
a«,)Kting nature in doing its work. The pro
prietora h a re so much fa ith in it* eurativi
powers, th a t they offer One Hundred bo llari
¡or any ease th at i t falls to c u e . Send for list
of tratlm onlals. *Addreaa
r. J. C H K N B Y A CO., Toledo, O
Sold by drngglata, 75c.
U a ll’s Fami I , Pills are the
I f your drugrist cannot supply yoa,
send us ona dollar and wa t» ill eipraaa
you a bottle. Ba aura and s ita the oama
o f your naaraat expreaaolflca. Addreea,
J . C. A V E tt CO., Lowell, -
Th e L o w Roof.
Ascum— Hardened case Is he?
Tufnut— Do’ wolst ever
Did yer
notice how baldheaded he la?
Ascum— Yes.
Tufnut— W ell, dat’s from ridln’ so
much in prison vans; It wore all de
hatr off the top of his head.— Phila­
delphia Press.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
Foot at Morrtaaw S treet.
Caa give you the boat bargains In Boilers
and Engines, W in d m ill*, Pum paand (Gene­
ra l M achinery. - Wood Sawing Macbinaa a
■ p—Salty. Sea us before buying.
Fathers, M other,. Sister,. Brother*. Sweet­
hearts and Leiyera.
Don’t you want a
PIANO, W A TC H AND C H A IN , OR O Ne O F
IJ OTHER G IF TS » IF SO. TA LK Q U C K ,
a , tim e lim it la February 22nd. lwn.
There la one of theae g ilt, laying In w ait
for tome lucky one.. W hy not you? Bend
ZSc. for u n i pie of good, and particulars
Uncle Sim ’sWork Shop 122
DONT
GET WET!
A5K YOUB DtAlEB FOP THt
SLICKER
MAW FAMOUS BY A WPUTATIOM
MTtNWNG OVtP MOW THAN
- HALF A CtNTUPY.
T O W E R d jormentj and
hat» are made o f the lkeat
matenala in bladt o r yellow
for nil kinds of wet work.
iATOFACnOtt IS GUABANTEEO R TOO 3IKZ TO
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T W SKN O F THE FISH.
A .a T O W t P CO, BOSTON. KAA3 l |
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W ORMS
“ A tapo «aorta* otgMtooa fe a t lo n g as
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taking tw o
ta. J MlA Mi I B M KM MMrt BI J
“I see that you have taken up th e asking C a a e a re ta . t h e only cathartic worthy s<
people “
vertical system of penmanship. Why •e tio a by aenatbla
Oso W B o w u n , Baird, M l « .
did you do that?”
“Oh, haven’t you heard? Why, we
CANOV
are living in a flat now.”
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CATHARTIC
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth
ine Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children durtug the teething period.
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Humiliated.
“W hat’s the trouble, Henry?" asked
the wife. “Wasn’t the majority as
large as you expected?”
Oood. Never Sloten Weaken or tirtpe Nk*
“I ’m not thinking about the elec­ ... C U R S C O N S T IP A T IO N .
, t i lle n g n . Mnaatrwnl. I» W f «
tion. Jess,” gloomily replied the
statesman, whose admiring constit­
.TA
RAP
«naranteed by all drag
uents had returned him to congress M • I U -BAU cíete Bnd
to <ÀJ K K Tobaeeo UaML
for another term. "You remember
there is a brand of a 6-cent cigars
named for me? W ell, .they’re selling
them two for 6 cents now.”— Chicago
Tribune. ________________
Plso * Cure fc a remedy for coughs, oolds
and consumption. Try it. Pries 25 cents,
St drngglata.
Tough Leather.
A sign on an East Side shop win­
dow reads:
“Fried Shoes.”
The merchants
name is Fried, but he forgot to put a
comma after it.”— New York Times.
She Mads Him.
Mrs. Tower— Frankly, John Tower, I
think yon are the meanest man I ever
saw.
M r. Tower— I wouldn’t say that,
Gusty; you know yon’ve said hundreds
of times that you have been the making
of me.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY,
Eccentricities of Blue Blood.
Mrs. Highup— Do yon belie vu that
it is true that the Emperor W illiam is
haying the m ilk from hia farm a t Pots­
dam retailed in Berlin from wagons
with his name printed on them?
Mrs. Wayupp— I shouldn't wonder.
I t ’s nothing. W hy, even my grand-
father did the same thing.— New York
Weekly.
Genuine
I t C o s ts Y o u N o t h in g
T o cak h cold—you re t
Bomet^tlng fo r no hlng.
sure Piiongh.
Y ou nan
keo p it I t you w an t it,
b u t yon cau get rid o f It
by ueiog Q uffr Bee
v o u c h I l r o p e . kt*»p
a box in the hotiee.
T h e y taste nice, look
nice, are nice.
M tde
o f honey aiu l » r i i t t n i .
ft Ceuta a box. sold by
a ll d tuggieie and oon-
fe<*tloaer*. T w o boxee
eent by m a ll poet paid
■tampe? r
r*
C a r te r 's
Little Liver Pills.
Pacifk Coast
Biscuit Co.
P o rtla n d , O re .
M ustxB en r S ig n a tu r« •>
OB. C . GEE V O
W O N D ER FU L
HOME
T R E A TM E N T
Aea Fae-Siw Ile W r
ThiA w onderful C h i­
nese doctor II called
Kreat because he curve
people w ttfcoet opera­
tio n th a t are g iven up
to die.
H e curve w ith
. thoee w o nderful C hl-
I neee h e rb y ro n ta , buda.
I barks and vegetablee
[ t h a t are—e n tlre ly an-
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i
> g n o w n ^ to m edical ect-
e n c e in th e c o e n try . Tkrough-vtoe ueeot t hose
b a r m i . » r e m r d l» . t b l . fam o a«d o cto r k n o w .
, h . a c tio n o f over *00 di.flerenl r«in«dt<a. w bleb
b ea u eceaa fn lly u m la d ig e re n t d lira o m . H e
g tia re m e e . to core r a ia r r k . « • 'h “ »’
th ro a t. rl.eO Tiiati.tn. n e r v „ u . n m
. » m w -»
b e e r, k id n e y s .
Z i am .
tala, f 'b a r a e . m oderate,
t a l l and aeo a im .
i-a iie n ia o e l of the c ity w rite for
FOR ICARACRb
re iD in iN c u .
FRI BIUOOtlEttk
FOR TORHB LIVU.
FBI COMTtPATIOa.
FOB U U I W S U I.
re i m c iffln c u M
A L a u d ab le A m b itto a .
Aunt— Have yon no serious purpose
in life?
<.
Niece O h, yes. I want to find a
real wicked man and marry him to re­
form h im .— New York Journal.
Too Realistic Altogether.
Footlight— And was the lighthouse
scene realistic?
,
Sue Bretts— Oh, yse.
They bad a
O n io n F i n d s a D e f e n d e r .
r— l light house at last night’s perform­
The onion la one of those strennoos
When a woman commences to talk ance.— Yonkers Statesman.
vegetables about which one cannot be
about a sealskin coat, she might as
Indifferent One either yearns for It
well buy one. I t , Will be among hei
with • passionate longing or else utter­ assets sooner or inter.
ly repudiates It and everybody who
The new idea in men's clothing
has any trafficking with I t
I f one nseer bad to take one's onions seems to be to hate them hang like a
at second hand It would not bo an gunny sack.
U.M s tout*. All SngrlaW.
MGLIO, - E V E R Y B O D Y !
For Infants and Children. —
CONQUERS
PAIN.
Advance of Science.
“ My fee for the surgical operation
which ie a dangerous one,” mid the
eminent expert, “ w ill be >6,000.”
“ Five thousand dollars?
W hew!”
exclaimed the prospective
victim .
“ Why, four assn turiea ago the royal ex­
ecutioners hadn’t the nerve to charge
over >10 for their work.” — Baltimore
American.
H a i r * s p l i t t i n g s p lits
frie n d s h ip s . I f the h a ir­
s p littin g is d o n e on y o u r
o w n h e a d , it loses frien d s
fo r y o u , fo r e v e ry h a ir o f
y o u r h ead is a frie n d .
A y e r ’s H a i r V ig o r in
ad van ce w ill p re v e n t the
s p littin g . I f th e s p littin g
has b eg u n , it w ill sto p it .
Cora on the Cob.
Not many people have ever had the
chance to m t an ear of routed corn on
the cob in the middle of winter. How­
ever, Wadhams A Kerr Bros., wholesale
grocers of Portland, had a small quan­
tity pnt np under their Monopole brand
and had it shipped to them Irom the
state of Maine. The corn is pnt np six
or seven ears in a gallon can and while
it ia much higher in price than their
regular Monqpole canned corn.^here
are many who are willing to P*7 e x ,r*
for such an unusual dainty.
rbe Weight of Crowds.
Couldn’t Be Otherwise.
Tbs load which is produced by a
Miss Slim— “W ho wrote ’Man Pro
dense crowd of persons ie generally
taken a t 80 to 100 pounds per square pose»?’ ”,
Miss Antique— “Probably so We ,la
loot and is considered to be the greatest
experienced
young
author."— New
uniformity distributed load lor which a
York Tribune.
floor need be proportioned.
ST. JACOBS
OIL
An antl-profsnlty league has been
formed at Bertha, Neb., which Is quite
unique as an organization. The con­
stitution provides
that the member­
ship shall be lim­
ited
to
young
women, and that
the chief object of
the— league shall
bo to stop the
swearing
habit
a m o n g young
men.
The members of
the order are to
discourage atten­
tions from any
young man who
M US KESSLER.
Indulges in swear­
ing. Twenty-six yonng women have
signed the membership roll thus far.
One enthusiastic member proposed
that the members be prohibited from
speaking to young men who swear,
but thia radical Idea waa not adopted.
The first president of ths Antl-profa'n-
lty League Is Miss Florence Kessler,
daughter of the proprietor of • de­
partment store at Bertha. Ths secre­
tary la Misa Birdie Carbon.
Aye
“ I have used 1 Ayer’s
H eir Vigor
for thirty years. It is elegant for
a hair dressing and for keeping the
hair from splitting at the ends.” —
J. A. Gruenenfelder, Grantfork, 111.
Hadn't Trtod It.
Mrs. Weddle— Was that gentleman
who gave you the cigar a friend of
yours?
Weddle— I don’t know; I haven't
smoked It yet.— New York Times.
bad. I f the law would only set apart
one day a week for the consumption of
onions and forbid It. under penalty of
fine and imprisonment—preferably Jm
prlsonment—at all other times It would
b»-A boon to- the world. The onion
hater would at least know when to
take to the woods and how lo n g to
stay there.
,
Reasonably Oood.
As for banishing the onion from the
Mire. Dick— Did you and Joe have
kitchen, that would be a crime. There
have been poets who have sung Its good sport?
Dick— W ell, we didn’t get any
praises, bnt perhaps some of the prose game; but we didn’t shoot each other.
rhapsodies are Just as eloquent For
lnatanuw, If you wawt to crash your
neighbor who regards your dish of
onions with a supercilious eye. Just
ask him If be knows that the onion
la called “the rose among roots.'*
Ask him If he knows that “without
it there would be no gastronomic art;"
that “Its presence lends color and en­
chantment to the modest dish. Its ab­
sence reduces the rarest dainty to
hopeless Insipidity and the diner to de­
P O S IT IV E L Y CURES
spair.”
It is quite possible that your haughty
R h e u m a tis m
neighbor may decline to follow this
N e u ra lg ia
hint and may show signs of not being
plunged Into despair pending the ad­
B ackac h e
dition of onions to hia own menu. The
Headache
antl-onlonlst Is a stiff-necked party.—
Providence Journal.
F e e ta c h e
PLAN TO CHECK PROFANITY.
Hair Splits
C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H I.
te e e e e e ^eeeeeec e e e e ;
The
Food
In s p e c t o r s ”
Would be out of a fob If all eatable«
were a /p u re and healthy a ,
'•
...M O N O P O L E ...
Get Moncpole Oood, of your grocer
W ADHAM S A K E R B BROS., Pucker.
Portland.
S
TIE C. BEE WO ChiVESE MEDICIIE M.
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