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Catarrh C O S T L Y TA B LE 8ERVIC E. fM M lU d In vites Consumption ’ •W hat wretched bad form th a t new comer displays,** exclaim ed the stylish lunatic. “ W hat’s tlie m a tter w ith h is style?” demanded the other Inn siics. “ W hy, don’t you see, he’s wearing s high h a t w ith . Id s straig h t ja c k e t.” — P h ila d e lp h ia Press. r ii* I t weakens the delicate lung k o n t , ’»«range» the digestive o rja n . □ »weak« down the genera] health. « often causes headache and dixri- « * • , im pairs the taste, smell and hearing, and affects the voice. B « n g a constitutional disease i t re quire» a constitutional remedy. /fo o d ’s Sarsaparilla attar rtrW'l X X u nr. SwdforPI I m . P s .A U K l u b . Radically Pino’s Cure for Consum otion la an lufal libir medicina for coughs and colds.— <4 W . dsMt s u Otean Orava, N . J., y .a , j 7 bowels, and more delicate organs. I R ead tlie testimonials. No substitute for Hood's acta like I Hood a. Be sure to get Hood’s. ” and th e perm anently cures ca- “ oee, th ro a t, stom ach, All la tbs Name. " I Was troubled »U h eatarrh 20 y e a n Sr. “ Tho idea of you try in g to get in to r X * ^ “ *u v O “Y * b7 , 8<™ *p.rii society. IV hy, your fath er ran a gents* 2 * 7 . ‘ r r ° ur bottle» «nlirelT cured funi-hing sto le.” 1MU“ h MUwH “ W ell, and pray w hat d id your to C o lon s« C ity C o nn ell h i W e a lth y C itls o n a . W ealth y citizens o f Cologne b ar« pro- M ate d to tbo C ity Connell a silver ta- blo service o f «00 places. costing >40. 000. Ito especial glory fa * decorative piece, more than fo a r feet high, repre senting "T h e Germ an Rhine," which given expression to more Ideas, per haps, than were ever liefore grouped together la a elngle w ork o f a r t Beginning a t the base, the tw elve feet bear allegorical figures typ ifyin g prominent industries o f the Rhineland. Above and w ith in tbeee rises a trnn- cated pyram id, w ith a Rhine legend In enamel on each o f Ito tw elve facea N ext cornea a w a ll w ith gatea and tow ers, then a ring of tw elve Rbenlsh churches In relief, alternating w ith tw elve Rhenish castles on platform s supported by p illa rs Inside o f a il this a rock of smoky topas rises from an enamelled Rhine. On this rack, s a rd SUFFERED 25 YEARS - h Catarrh of tho Stomach— Po-ru-oa Cured. “ F ® " wo net quits satisfied w ith the groceries you have been buying; we w ant yon to try the Mouopole Brand. Under this brand we pack canned goods baking powder, anises, syrup, coffee and all are guaranteed the best obtainable. Yoor money buck if not satisfied. Ask your grocer for them. VadtuaM A la w Bras. Portland. „ " H * ’ * y ° u heard th at new song, H e lio , C antral, G ive M e Heaven?” Yes, and i t got me into trouble. I called up central the other day and tried to have a lit t le joka by quoting to her the title of th a t song." “ W ell?” “ O h, nothing; only central d id n ’ t give me »• rounded by figures representing the fath er do f o r a liv in g ? ” Coaarsasmaa fiotklu. of WinOald, Ken. “ He conducted a haberdashery.” In a recent letter to D r. Hartm an Congressman Botkin says: “ M y D ear Doctor— f t gives me plear- nre to oertify to the excellent curative qualities of yoor medicines— Penina and Mana 1 in. I have been afflicted [ more or less for a quarter of a century w ith catarrh of the stomach and consti* | pation. A residence in* Washington has increased tbeee troubles. A few bottles of your medicine have given me alm ost complete re lie f, and I am sure th a t a continuation of them w ill effects perm anent cure.” — J . D . Botkin. M r. L . F. Verdery, a. prom inent real estate agent, of Augusta, G e ,, writes: Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Booth- C h o lly— Jove! W h a t dreamy th a t M im Richpop has! I have having a teto-a-tato w ith her! Vansoooter— Perhaps th at ace for i t — Brooklyn Eagle. 11 broken from the seat of tbe executive V ® branch of tbe government to th a t e f % 1 would you do?” “ Borrow enough m o n ly to liv e on for the legislative; but In Jackson’s tim e the Treasury Building was allow ed to tlie rest of my lif e ? ’ Intervene, and thna restrict the vieta. T h e commission proposes th a t the Every one who uses H a m lin ’s W isard Oil to cure twin is never again w ithout a w ide p iali from tbe Capitol to the bottle of it. Washington monument, now encum bered by buildings and ra ilw ay tracks, be cleared and extended to tbo Poto- 1 That Eastern cashier specula te d .” mac, and th at It be Intersected by e ¿w And, of coarse, was unsuccessful.” I"“— ~ a uwue, ana Had scarcely rubbed it park runniug from tbe W h ite House to n Why do you jhcnp a t th a t conelu on my neck when it felt better. } n , short tbe river. A t the Junction tbua formed time the pain left me and tUe swfUing went tbe monument to the first President good in this case, I would rear Ita w hite shape, to be seen “ Because th e y don’t call i t specula t ’* " * . F * ndln < “ .¿ X p f l S tion when th e cashier w in s.” — C leve then tried it on m y aakle, which X had through vistas o f trees both from tbe C gW Tg sprained, and which was frequently very pain land p la in Dealer. ful. I soon had the pleasure of finding that Capitol end from the W hite House, as pain also disappear. I must say I consider w ell as from the proposed Lincoln St. Jacobs O il o f great value.,r memorial on tbe river front. “ Bridget, why did yon tot th a t T h e commission also suggests loca- six navigable lieem sn kiss you?” tlons fo r public buildings, and proposes stands tbe « “ I t ’s agin th ’ law to resist an offli V o o x u a ’s CoaATTva C o m v o o n d — the extensions o f tbe park and boulevard Rhine himself, prpduct of brains and successful medical ea- systems Its plans bave been embod- an oldtime H ai periance. A fte r years o f research, study and led In models for Congress to study, an elghty-poui A Cripple. application, this greatest of all remedies was The suggestions involve, o f course. B i Michael 1: Tram p— I ’d lik e ter do something to given to mankind by the ablest of living the u ltim ate expenditure o f a vast top. pay fer a ll this, but I ’m a cripple, mod" n Phy*ici*ft*. T he host of utterly This elabora worthless Imitations which have followed amount o f money; bat It IS not proposed mum. -- to carry them out la th eir en tirety a t In every sens« Housekeeper— Yoa don’ t look I t . have only tended to increase, if passible, tbe popularitv o f Vogeler’s Curative Compound, once. Rather w ill they serve. I f sdopf- consider the w W h a t’s the matter? m tbs public mind, as the one and only true ed, as a guide by which ebangss m ay ber o f objects Tram p— W riters* cram p, m om . I ’ ve blood purifier and dyspeptic remedy Mow in I t e made to the certainty o f Increasing and especially been k e e p in ’ a lis t o t a ll th* people wot existence.. Ihe reputation, which W ashington al- o f else from t offered me work, m n m .— New York . * Kb " » 1, t o * “ " P 1* bottle » m t o *«iit on sppll- ready en joys o f being one o f the most bass to tbe be Weekly, propm lors, S t Jacob. O il, Ltd ., SdM . heantlfnl cities In the w orld.—Youth’s by the relative Companion. torger ship, we cannot dou b t-tb at the w orthy burghers o f Cologne thought "TO O M U C H FO R H IM . they got the worth o f th eir money. M rs. Brown— You know I went to [B b a A s k e d th e C o n d u c to r I f H ie C a r the employment* agency. W o u ld Be Latfe N e x t D n g . * M rs. Jones— Yes; did yon get a cook “T h is may be a strange world, all th a t suited yon? M rs. B row n — W h y , no! I couldn’t rig ht," remarked • conductor of the ao deceptive and so destructive. D on’t bs even get a cook th a t d id n ’t salt m e.— Georgetown and T en allytow n Railroad too »urevou arc cured because a ll uxtsrnst | recently, “but I Incline to tbe theory . f signs of the disease have disappeared, and Pnck. that tbe old globe is not a t all unusual the doctor says yon are w all. M an y per- annS L a _ * -* ------• ___ fa.a_ _______ T ..* « —’ tis tbe folks who move about Its ” T b«y claim to be connected w ith surface that constitute tbe strange p a r t ! some of the best fa m ilie s .” o f tbe stluatlon. And believe me when ! "B y telep h on e? ” — Ph ilad elp hia I assert that we who personally con tiociorB, tw e lv e offleial« and seventy- aito » — driven from the Evening B u lle tin . duct these street ra ilw ay tours come • ix members w ithout fixed professions. — snrfecn to tweak The celibacy of tbe priesthood bas In contact > itb a t lea st 9» per cent o f out again, and to th e ir sorrow and m ortifi — . Bet EK Vfst JtsbM Cats. been enforced by tbe ebureb since 1074; the strange ones.” cation find those nearest and dearest to " I ’ ve been told th at the soil la very then) have been infected by this loath- “ W h a t’s tbe latest?” inquired tbe r e - ) before th a t tim e it waa enforced prore some disease, for no other poison ia so fru itfu l in South A rfic a .’A porter, who bas observed a few queer or less completely. I t la not a dogma “ T h a t m ay be, but there’s one thing people on tbe street cars htmsdif. sorely transmitted from parent to child as th ia Often a had rasa o f it seems p retty hard to raise on i t . ” ’ The latest was a woman who Catarrh, Scrofula or severe akin disease,’ " W h a t ’s that?” should b are known better, and who 1 Venus has often been seen at noon an old sore or ulcer developing in middle " T h e B ritish flag.” — Philad elp hia got off a t T enallytow n on my last trip w ith tbe naked eye quite near the sun. life, can be trecod to btood potoon con- Proas. » tra c t ed out,” explained tbe conductor. “ H ero Once when this attracted'public atten- we are In tbe midst of a heavy suow* t *on Napoleon turned It to advantage A Csrtais IsdicaUos. life, for it remains smoldering in the sys storm and nobody in existence Is s b l« i causing It to be rumored that It was A lice— I wonder how old M iss Sere- tem forever, unless p ro perly treated and to tell w hether this car w ill get to the h!s own epeclal star. driven out in tbe beginning. 8. S. & is leaf ia? Anne— W e ll) she ie certainly the only antidote tor thia peculiar virus, over 40. W henever she speaks of her top o f th e next h ill or slide back to f A quick and easy w ay to change the the only remedy known th a t can over self and friends she always says " W e Georgetown. Now w bat do you think atmosphere In an Invalid's room Is to come it and drive it out o f the blood, and g irls .” — Judge. that woman said to me? Remarked pour some cologne into a soup plate it does this so thoroughly and effectually that she was five minutes late In get- and set fire to IL T lie spirit w ill make that there ia never a return o f the disrast ting to jie r office thia morning and de- a pretty flame, and Impart a dellght- to embarrass o r hum iliate you afterwards. Beene, a garrison tow if; tim e , snnset. nianded that I should tell her If tbe fu lly refreshing odor to tbe air. cures Contagious Blood W*1 re Poison in any and all O ld Lady V is ito r (startled aa the gun cars would be late to-morrow, and If England bolds the record for tbe ^ ^ ^ ^ • t a g a a ; contains no ie fired a t sunset)— Dear me! W h a t’a to, exactly to w hat e x te n t” , longest ra ilw a y run without* a atop l W mineral to break down that? “ And w hat did you reply?” asked the Thia la Paddington to E x e te r -H H reW your constitution ; it is N ative— O h, i t ’s only the sunset! reporter, according to the W ashington miles. France comes next, w ith Parle purely vegetable and the only blood puri ito Calais—1B5^ miles. America’s long- O ld Lady— W hy, does your sun set Sta r- fier known that cleanses tbe btood and “ I Inform ed-ber In a tone th at «very- est Is New York to T ro y -1 4 8 miles, at the same time builds up tbe general here w ith a bang lik e that? I t goes down q n ie tly enough a t our place.— body In the car could bear th at I f I was * Several colonies of «tingles« bees health. the chief of the w eather bureau or pos- h « , , been found In tbe Island of Mont- Our little book on contagious blood London T it-B its . poison ia tbe most complete and instruc »es.ed the power to read the fu tu re .e rra L In tbe W est Indies. Efforts w ill tive ever issued; it not only tells all I wouldn’t be registering fare» and be made to Introduce them 1» thia coun- Mb View of IL about this disease, but also how to cure She— Do yon th in k i t possible for a llstenlng to fool questions She gave try , aa th eir honey producing qualities yourself at home. I t is free and should I anlfT th at waa almost a snort as she are fu lly equal to those of the commoa be in the hands of everyone seeking a man to servo tw o masters? cure. Send for i t H e— N ot unless he’ s a M orm on.— rot off. for all the passengers were va riety o f bees. Angblng?’___________ . T h e average load o f freight trains Is Chicago News. — “ I have been a great sufferer from catarrhal dyspepsia. I tried m aay physicians,visited a good many springs m it I believe Peruns has done more for me than all of the shove put to gether. I feel like a new person.” — L. P . V erd ery., JR F o r I n fa n ta a n d C h ild ren . P O IN T S O N | T h a t the farm er is Often taken ad vantage of in the way of misrepresenta tion by th e store keepers is an un- doubted fact, and one instance th a t has come to o a r attention in tbe last year or two, th a t has been very profitable to some of tbe dealers, is in the misrepre sentation in regard to Binding Twine. O f late years there has been intro duced into this m arket e grade called Standard M a n ila , ’ which is colored Sisal to represent M a n ila . I t is the Standard tw ine of the Eastern manufac turers, where Sisal tw ine is more large ly used than M a n ila , because i t is more easily obtainable, and th e ir object ia coloring i t is, of coorse, to deceive. Dealers handling this tw ine represent th a t it is M a n ila tw ine. M an ila tw ine Tired when you go to bed, tired when you get up, tired all the time, w h y? Your blood is im pure, that’s the reason. You are living on the border line of nerve ex haustion. Take Ayer’s S a M a p a r illa and be quickly cured. Xi*il££S: Otvs better «aliataci hm than aaythlns an ” m a r k e t a t a n y th in » lik e th e p r i a ? be- u -J v. . — more in Pr »ce, and Pure M a n ila 650- New M aid (b ln sh in g ly)— W e ll, they . foot Tw ine, being 30 per cent more to y h ,to le * kiss, m a’am .— Brooklyn tbe pound than the Sisal, should be 30 Eagle. _______. per rent n m in price. Consequently Shak« l a t e T «w r s h M « . the lowest priced tw ine is not nocea- an«u*srmt-KsM,apmnivr. itcunw painful,«wot- 8“ r l *y the cheapest. The m ilk in the cocoanut is, how many feet do you got s » s s b S s s a ! t A : .s ? 1 » - . ^ " . - - _____________ . New Year Reaolutioat “ N o , fcy son, th a t establishm ent over there w ith the sign ‘ Pool’ over the -front is not a sw im m ing-bath, although i t m ig h t be termed ’dive.’ and people often ’plunge’ there, .tab® ’ headers,’ ’get beyond th e ir depths* and do sim ila r aquatic stunts. rig h tly named, because i t purifioa the blood and tones np th e body. Up Is Harlan. M rs. Par venue— O h, dear I M r. Parvenue— W h a t’s tho matter, M a ry - M rs. Parvenue— O h, * I ’ m so tired: I ’ve got h a lf undressed and can’t gel sny fu rth er. O h, dear, I wish I had a valet! TA« _____ a__ BISROFTCOTT ICIDEMT U m Schul fir Bin- Military WrtM for Illustrated Cstalogaa RESTORER. Signature Tbs qnallty of fiymp e f Ftgs is 4ns not only to the excellent b e laxative and carminative principles of planto, known to net a 1 9 0 r = = 1,5 6 6 ,7 2 0 Fairs. iu u l Traiili|. A R T H U R C. N E W IL L . Principal 250 tons Tbs cost of handling freight averages three mills per ton per mile, There are about four million freight trains per year. Freight managers w a n t to Increase the freight load th irty ,on® per train, and by so doing figure oot an Increased profit of >40,000.000 per year. Tbo Danish postman wears a ra th e r elegant uniform of dark d o th and rich braid. T h e service Is said to be excai- loot la every respect. Tbo uniform ot the Bulgarian postman la of dark blue ed upefi tbe bride more than one hun dred thousand dollars’ worth o f pearls and diamonds. The nuptial rites ware solemnized by Archbishop Hughes; Stedman commemorated tbe etent in a poem, and moralist» pointed to It aa an extraordinary Instance e f the evils of splendor and luxury that were corrupt tag American society. Bo great was the curiosity to witness this wedding that probably for the first tim e on such an occasion cards of admission were Is sued to th» church. A squad o f police man was required simply to protect the bride and groom from a 'rtn g v n who rushed a fte r them The mxgnfeiwnt nuptials, it may he remarked, bad a melancholy sc q iiel-th o bridegroom soon died; his w idow , under the Span Ish laws, waa entitled only to fhe rlgti- - T h e re never waa a farm er so big and of dower, and all tlie gifts which h - fierce looking that h e .d id a 't w ear a hsd showered upon her were, taken meek expresaloa when he stands M l .away from her on the grntt td ih .ii u- and bears h'a w ife bargain w ith tfiS ‘gally they were hciriouuia. Lad!«» grocar la seillng her buttar and egga Horn« JoarnaL hardly get about tbs tired out all tbe time Ayar’s Sarsaparilla, ’ « simila ting be Food bigteStafflBdBM ing to pane his tim e, he found a new and excatlcBt b illiard ta b la Upon his Inquiring I f there was anybody about who could play, tha landlord referred him to one o f the natives, who m ay be called John Jones, because that isn’t hla n am a They played several games, but the result was agnlnat tbe Albany law yer. T ry as be m ig h t the countryman w o t. “ Sir. Jonea” he remarked. ” 1 hare quite a reparation a t bom a They con sider me a good b illiard player, but I ’m not In your claaa M ay I Inquire bow long you have played ?" » “Ob, for a spell back,” replied the native. “Say. stranger. 1 don’t w ant to bnrt yoor fee lln 'a hot you’re the ‘ fust feller I ever beat!” Tired O u t B IN D IN G T W IN E . The most common form of summer c a ta rrh is cstsrrh of the stomach. T his is generally known as dyspepsia. Parana cures these cases lik e magic. I f yon do not derive prompt and set- isfattory results from the use of Pe runs, w rite a t once to D r. H a rtm a n , giving a fo il statement of your case, I and he w ill be pleased to give you his c®n U more P«r pound than the Sisal, valuable advice gratis. i Mn<» consequently the dealers th a t can Address D r. H a rtm a n , President of colored Sisal for M an ila tw ine The H artm an S anitarium , Columbus, O. • * * m aking th is additional profit. Tho - colored B iral, called Standard, does not — „ - . ................ ~ «»ntaia any more feet per pound than _ « Th‘ V * * ” W h it* 8 i"s1' " ° u>>t‘ ” W h ite Sisal New M aid— Tbe grocer and the b a k e r, T w ine goes 500 feet to tb e pound, then le ft the eggs and cream pnffs, m a’aSLTth® M a n ila 000-foot Tw ine, being 20 M rs . Housekeep— I hope they were per cent longer should be th a t much F irs t ire re.Il the World W h o O o t th e M oney? A lfre d H . Curtis, cashier o f tbs Ns- tonal .Bank o f N orth Am erica, Is wind- ng np tbe business of the Bank o f tbe State o f New York, o f which he was "brmerly casbler. A few days ago an incoutb countrym an w ent Into the of- tee and said to M r. C u r t i s : --------- -— “ M y sister owns tw en ty shares of tho tock of this bank and they tall me yon ire going oat of business.” “ I t baa been decided to liq u id a te " aid Mr. Curtis. Reacted. Towne— T h a t’s a queer sort of ring you’re wearing. XI isn’t suitable lor a man a t a l l .' Browne— T h in k not? W a ll, I tried i t on a g irl and she d id n ’t seem to th in s i t suited her, e ith e r.— P h ilad el phia Press. fi.&o atioee than any o U m t tw o m an’f * n in tbe world. W .U O O Q C tM M L ® a n d 1 U 0 abo® placed n d r by •ide w ith ML® and M ® sEoea of other in a b n , are f<mnd to be jure m »rood. They w ill a t w a r two pairs of ordinary 0 L ® and f l . W «boa*. Mode tee beet leathers, in e le ^ in f Potent Corono KiS. Corona Coit. nnO R ational tanoarao. Feat Celer ByeMe eMl AHrera M m R Beebe seed. W .l.Beaetae t « .0 0 ‘ ««111 B d ® £tee” b m m « be iieedaS. S to re s b y a e a tt M A e . « * * * • * C o t t o l W n w o . I RUSSIAN ' HEAVE OW DERS
