H ood’s Sarsaparilla
lence
tion
Mall and Express, “but I have
H I8 M A JE S T Y 'S A U T O M O B IL E .
known the average almanac to shod Ita 1
old-time ideas That la why I sigh for
a modern almanac with half-tone pie-
Ordered for K ian Edward.
In bis majesty tha King of England
turoa."
motoring possesses one of Ita keenest
supporter».
A T S H O R T RANGE.
Hines tha days of the Engllah-bullt I
Largo African Lion KlUed a t tha
Daimler, which was hla majesty’» in- i
DD E
M. Floreteo has communicated to the
First Shot.
G U A RA NTEED .
Academy of Sciences at Parta proofs
An Englishman who lived many years Itlal experiment In motor ownership,
U SED AND SOLD E V E R Y W H E R E
that there ia a fixed relation between In Africa relates a thrilling experience quits a number of cars have passed
Unitea the beat known vegetable rem
the quantity of iron In the liver of ani which befell bis fam ily there. Hla through tha gates of Sandringham for f
edies, by such a combination, propor
mals and the color of thotr akin and home at the time was la the edge of hla use, but bis Interest In thia form
tion and process aa to have curative hair. Animals of dark hair contain
a /S H O P S C 0 r r j C 4 O £ M r A
the Transvaal wilderness, and It wan of locomotion la unabated.
power peculiar to itaelf.
The majority of hla cars, however.
I ’ n p T v . v N n t-'O t
wi
nearly twice the amount of iron and th e n that the event occurred.
Ita cures of scrofula, ecaema, peori pigments in the liver and akin as those
One evening about dusk my wife and hMve bM’D <*»»•«“ '7 Daimlers, In the
aaia, and every kind of humor, aa well of white hair.
which bis majesty baa set
. child were sitting on the veranda of ■e*ect,on
as catarrh and rheumatism — prove
i ’rof. W . W. Campbell, the Director the bungalow. I was engaged a few i the verY necessary exatapbVof eueour-
the home Industry. The lust ear
of the Lick Observatory, In summing roda away, putting the finishing touch-
a n r n a a c n í ^ h l
a I" « .
«>.u-
UP the results of the observations and es to a bit of wagon repairing. Tha i »uPP|led *>'«»
P U I H c ' P
V
the beat blood puritier ever produced.
photographs made by the party sent servants were at the rear of tha house.! fort*ble vehicle, principally destined
Ita curea of dyspepsia, loss of appe from that observatory to atudy the to I t was one of those peculiarly quint for use at shooting parties and similar
tite and that tired feeling make it the tal eclipse of the sun in Sumatra last evenings when nothing seems to break functions, and known aa the heaters’
car. This, however. Is entirely over
greatest stomach tonic and strength- May, saya that the general conclusion tha stillness.
_■
restorer the world lias ever known.
Suddenly 1 felt, rather than saw, shadowed by the splendid carriage
to be drawn is that the coronal struc
ture surrounding the sub is made up of something moving near tbs veranda. I which they are building for him at the
2 H y a c in th Bulba
matter, probably very finely divided, looked more closely, and to my horror ‘>resent moment, particulars of which
O
r 6 T u lip a ,
perceived
an
enormous
lion
stealing
are
now
Published
for
the
first
time,
Is a thoroughly good medicine. Bogin ejected from the surface of the aun
w ith great velocities, Just aa we have along the ground In the direction of my I The car, which la a Coventry Daimler,
to take it T O D A Y . Get HOOD’S.
Together With our Complete Catalog
matter ejected, now and then, from wife and child. My wife saw tha eras- wU1 he Oiled with a 22^-horse power,
for 190a, if you will send us a mail
ture
at
the
same
Instant,
and
despite
four-cylinder
motor,
running
at
a
nor-
terrestrial volcanoes, with compara
Gtntrov«.
order, no matter how small. Write us,
“ D ia s M bs . P ixxbam - W h e n I wrote to von sto w months
her terror, fortunately remained per nial speed of 72U revolutions. It Is de
and make your selections from our Cat
ago i bad been suffering from inflam m ation of the ovaries and
M r. Newlywed (solicitously)— And tively small velocities.
signed to carry sufficient petrol for a
fectly
motionless
and
silent.
alog. Springtime ia here, and it ia
womb
for
over
eighteen
months.
I
had
a
c
o
n
t
i
n
u
a
l
p
a
i
n
a
n
d
Few tieraons have any conception of
how did you get along with the butcher,
time for planting.
soreness in m y back and aide. I believe m y troubles were caused
Scarcely knowing what to do, I hastl- run of 150 miles; Is fitted with both
the tremendous degree of heat repre
love?
f
ly crept toward the side of the bunga-' el®ctrlc and tube Ignition and is gear-
by overwork and liftin g some y e a n ago. L ife was a drag to me
sented
In
the
sun,
Just
as
they
are
Ig-
Mrs. Newlywed— Oh, splendidly.
and I felt like g iving up. I had several doctors, but they did me
low to the open window of my room, °d UP fo twenty-four miles an hour,
He ia such a generous man, Mortimer. uroant, as a rule, that It la hydrogen
little good. I began to one L yd ia E. P inkham ’a Vegetable Com
where I knew a loaded rifle was leaning Tha car to unquestionably the most
When I order a four pound roast he gas that, blazing in the sun, keeps the
pound four months ago and am in bettor health to-day than I
luxurious ever constructed. the body
always sends me one weighing six or universe of life existent An astron against the walk I cilmoed in at the
JO H N .POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
have been for years. A ll m y pains are gone. Y o u r Vegetable
differing
materially
from
the
ordinary
window,
seized
the
rifle
and
leaped
by
omer* has Just given some Interesting
seven.
Compound has made me w ell. I recommend it to a ll suffering
form.
another
window
out
upon
the
veranda.
Toot ot Morrison Street.
details respecting the temperature of
women.”— M as. 8 . J . W atsok , H am pton, V a .
g
Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth the sun. - 1^» asserts that the mean tem - There was no time to think; the lion
The tonneau, which I* of fhe roomiest
ing Syrup uring
tbs best
to period.
use for their
Can give you the best bargains in
W h o a t h e r e to o n e r e m e d y t h a t I s s u r e , a n d
tbs remedy
teething
perature isí about 8,200 degrees centi waa within a few feet of my dear ones and moat comfortable description, Is
children i ‘d
di
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines.
h u n d re d s o f th o u s a n d s o f w o m e n k n o w fr o m o x .
designed
to
hold
six
passengers
and
and
crouching
for
a
spring.
I
called
grade—approximately 11,200 degrees
Windmills and Pumps and General,
p e r l e n c e la r e l l a b l e . l s I t w i s e t o e x p e r i m e n t w i t h
Mi« Quick Retort.
I Fahrenheit. O f auch a degree of heat softly to my wife not to move, and then the seats are built considerably above
Machinery. See us before buying.
u n t r i e d a n d c o m p a r a t i v e l y u n k n o w n m e d le tn e e ?
the two In front Intended for the use
The lady— Yea; i t ’s only men that one can form no adequate conception, fired.
The ball passed directly over my of the mechanician and an attendant.
W s h a w deposited with
fora tramps. W hy aren’t women idle? O f the total beat the earth receives, of
New Year Resolutions
■ a tla n a l C ity Bask,
The Tramp— Because most of them course, only a very small proportion. boy’6 head and lodged In the forehead In order that the passengers may ob
W W $a s a lit o say pet
are busy bodies, mum.
The rest belongs to space and is shared of the lion, Immediately above the eyes, tain an uninterrupted view ahead. The
son w h o oaa fin d th a it t tha
1
shore tCMImaatal
seats are rounded and are fitted with
and stretiTEed him on the ground.
le tte r is sot cents
by
other
worlds
than
thia.
•»
was pabllshcd te iera
Are Ton rising Allen’s Poot-BaaaT
•flnieUM bom Item«; optass e»! tetases
o b tain in g th e w rite r's «paaisl pennlaaioau
fine
gause
curtains
on
either
side,
There
w
ai
an
Instant
of
fearful
sus
Men sometimes dream of enormous
ioMflav pwtlMlMBia
I t la the o n ly cere (or Swollen, Smarting,
L v o i * 8 r i n i i s M n o ic t n a Ce.
urnlng, B
w ea"— “ rent.
* * * Corns
------‘ and
~
. Bunions. wealth stored in the earth, below the pense. Then 1 fired again, but the sec which may be drawn at will.
Burning,
Sweeting
A«k (or Allen
"'en’s Foot-Ease, a powder to be
ond
bullet
was
not
necessary,
for
the
W
hile
effectually
protecting
the
royal
tain
ln:itiu.
shaken In to t th
h e shoes.
_
_____
A t a ll Druggists and reach of miners, but according to the
party from the dust, they are sufficient
Shoe Stores, film Sample sent FKKK~” Address
statements of I ’rof. C. R. Van Hlae at lion bad been killed at the first shot
An Ea«y Ona.
A llen 8. aim »ted. LeRoy, N. Y.
The Part Me Teak.
ly transparent to allow of an uninter
the Denver meeting of the American
“ Sleepless” wants to know: “ What
MAN WHO WROTE «G 0 ’ WAY
The Don— And what part did you
rupted
vlçw
of
the
scenery
on
ail
sides.
Association for"'the Advancement of
Cautious.
would you give a dog to prevent ita take in this disgraceful proceeding of
BACK AND SIT DOWN.” A t the back of-the tonneau glass win barking at night?” -1“
Small Man— Yes, sir; he’s a con Science, there ia little or no ground to
holding M r. Waters under the pump?
dows
extend
from
the
door
upward
to
iz
temptible scoundel, and I told him sol believe that valuable metallic deposits
“ Give it away.”
Undergrad (modestly)— Hia left leg,
the canopy and form a further protec
“I
t
is
wholly
inspiration,”
said
Elmer
lie
very
deep
in
the
earth's
crust.
Such
Big Man-—Did he knock yon down?
sir.
\ / , M . / J / O , . WMT BOTT
Bowman, the author of “Go ’Way Back tion against dust, that arch-enemy of
In Doubt
Small Man— No, I told him through deposits, he said, are made by under
the motorist.
;
ground waters, and owing to the pres and Sit Down.”
the telephone.
Bildad-^Did the size of her pile make
Unexpected Happening.
The whole of the coach work, says yon hesitate?
Mr. Bowman Is a
sure on the rocks at great depths, the
- .
- Caller— Is the editor in?
negro. He waa horn the London MalL which Is or the fin
Plso’s Cure cannot be too highlv spoken waters are confined to a shell near the.
Perkins— Yes. For a long time
of as a cough cure —J. W. O 'B a ts s , $ 8
The Im p— Nope. Gone home.
In Denver and Uvea est possible description, will be paint didn’t know how much she had.
Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Minn.; Jan. surface. W ith few exceptions, ere de
"N o t ill, I hope?”
ed la the royal colora.
In New York.
posits beconifi too lean to repay work
6,1800.
“ Nope. W ife telephoned baby was
“Ever
since
I
could*
A
Plausible
Theory.
ing below 3,000'feet. Nine mines In
DOQ8 AS 8 C O U T 8
Went home to see what it
f i r s t remember I
The Careful
She— I wonder why a man’s hair asleep.
ten, taking the world as a whole, are
looked lik e .”
was humming live Wonld Ba Uaefnl In F igh tin g Nativea turns gray before his beard.
Jimson— Where are you going?
poorer in the second thousand feet
ly airs of my own
of Jungle Countries.
Bilson— Only for a day’s shooting.
He— Oh, th a t is easily explained.
than in the flerst thousand, and poorer
and
putting
words
Simple When You Know.
Jimson— Grant snakes 1 W ith that yet In the th ird thousand than la the
. „ ___
.
____
Captain Steele, o f the Sixth Infaa- There is usually'about 20 years’ differ
to them which wets try, after an experience of the condi- ence in their respective ages.
car load of freight?
“ I was up in the m ill district today. BEWARE OS « IT A TK X at___________
second.
toon «n A»pye nwoe rusa
,
u jr
eTM 7bo<1J 1 Uons of warfare
In the Philippines,
Frightfully noisy u p lh e re .”
Bilson— These Doxes contain booki
« M r« Fifff
J and H a t
in September the hunters am} trap
-
Re*ll»tlc.
-
laughed at them, I strongly urges that dogs should be at-
“ That’s right. I ’ ve got a friend Who
the largest and most complete 'compen pers of the Yukon start out for their
AkLTOWCR
CO..
BOSTON.
M A8S.
G rim e|— What do you think of lives up there. -He can’t hear himaell
anyway. A n d so tacbed to the army. In tha Army and
dium ot the game laws of the state. . I. long winter sojourn in the midst or
when 1 went to Navy Journal he 'expresses the opin Landsman'i marine novel?
talk in his house.”
don’t want to shoot anything out
the snowy and pathless woods and
New YOrk I deter- io n 'th at dogs are the only scouts that
season.
„
i -
. _
“ M y f Boiler shop next door?”
H urley— It is the most perfect thing
along the banks of frozen rivers
“ No. H e’s deaf aad dum b." '
ra im ra *.nnri Canv"eCUr’ * ' n,a11 ^ tacl>u»‘nt against I ever got hold-of. I t actually ta sur
«reams. Bears, beavers, otter»,
or m y talents, anff-gm bnsh' on the trail» «hroagh these charged w ith the sea." 1 . Was « 5 k be
martens, foxes, wolves and wolever-
I have done so.
fore I had read three pages of it.
P r w s tra te W it h R h e w m a tle r « w « r B it
tropical Jungles.
ene all fall before their rifles or are
—
-
..
fill
T im e s W i t h in T w e n ty Y ^ e ra .
“When my ma»
Tufante aw j Children
The
bush
is
so
dense
that
flankers
caught In their traps, and the man who
It Is Running Down.
terplbce, U o ’Way are out of the question; and trails are
This
was the case of M r. E li W ilt
can accumulate a good store of the
u jf x a bowma «: B a c k a n d S i t
“ I siiottld advise,” said th * polite shire, of Landsdowne Terrace, Caine,
Havi
eo
.crooked
and
over
auch
rough
ter
furs of any of these animals is well re Down,’ was Incubating I practically
- croupiler, as he raked i«t another stack W is., who, during this time, suffered
warded for hla hard winter’s work. ostracised myself from fam ily and ritory that the point at one or two of Lord Rosaiyn’s blue checks, “ that
B e e n the
the most intense agony. He writes:
hundred .yards, Is out of sight of the
But
the
greatest
prise,
which
all
seek
Signature o f i
friends. lightly;
Great l^
subjects
be
“ I h eartily endorse the testimonials
andI comparatively few. g e t le the rare treated
f o ír t h e cannot
tosohition
? *rty' i / 1'* lnaurFen^ ’ - ! f 1,,$ 1,1 you take something for your system.”
which you publish of St. JacobdOit as
«-
-
-
-
.
Mgnuy.
*
inspiration
ambush
usually,
or
often,
let
the
point
black fox, of which only about half a
Grauhopptr» In South Wales
a pain k ille r, for I have been a sufferer
5 T
V V r 0?.“ - ! * “ * “ d o p «“
« vo11^ up on «he
Grasshoppers are eo great a plague at from lhenmatism and kindred com
a part of the l i t - '
Blisser— How doee your wife like dozen are killed In a season, whose soft enter Into . and become
.
.
wagons
and
main
body
of
the
escort
robe Is worth from $200 to $300 to the
that lady who moved in next door?
r% h
“aVe
They “‘æ“ froni *PP»reotly Impeue- Hay, New South Wales, that they ob plaints at different Himes during the
« only the artist can.
traWe j
, *
£ £ scure «11 the street lamps at night, last twenty years. I have beeD laid
Buzsar— Ob, all right!
She hasn’t trapper who takes IL From twenty-
five to forty silver-gray foxes are
leaving the town in total darkness.
prostrate with rheumatic fever six times
I have, however turned out some th lrty to tw 0 hHndred
T
aa many gowns as my wife.
canght lit a season; their pelts bring other compositions of wb ch, I bel eve,
during that period, therefore I consider
,,
. « . . . « « , □ » ,« 1 „™„<L T W r . i
*" “» «
Woman in Reiponiiblc Position.
Stop guessing 1 Try a certain cure for I from F100 t0 F200 *P |ece- The prices
I know something-«boat rheumatism.
never a man
painful ailments by getting at onoe a I of bear pelts vary from $10 to $25; of for Instance, the lyric, ’I've Got Chick ran away. Some11 in
Miss Bello MacKinnon, of Utica, N During a ll of these twenty years I have
of
them
can
be
seen.
Dottle of H anlin ’s Wizard Oil.
beaver, from $3.50 to $7; of mink, from en on the Brain,’ which has become so
Y ., has been admitted as a partner by tried various advertised rheumatic rem
B e a r S ig n a tu r e o f
The dogs, pointers or honnds, would her brother in his large knitting mills, edies, oils, ointments and embrocations.
$1.60 to $3; of marten from $3.50 to popular In New York. That came to me
Cause Enough.
need little training. Their instincts and has charge of 2,1)00 employes.
$12, and of otter from $4 to $8.
None of them gave me relief, but when
one evening after 1 had returned from
Housekeeper— W hy did yon leave
for hunting and sniffling In every hole
I tried St. Jacobs O il I found it eased
a birthday party. I recognized In It at
NO C H A N G E IN A L M A N A C 3 .
your last place?
and corner would he sufficient to jus
Worth Make» the Pries.
the pain almost immediately, and has
once as material for a classic, and I
tify their use.
Servant—F aith , the lady and h e r
“ Divorces,” said the man who want done for me what all other remedies
gave my whole mind to the production.
Same
Style,
Same
Subject
Matter
In
fieeFe
hosband was always quarrolin’ .
Captain Steele possesses a dog nam ed to talk and philosophize, “ cost more put together never began to do.
Them for Many Generations.
The success it has achieved fully re
“ What did they quarrel about?”
ed Done, and asserts that up to the than marriages.”
"
I
could
give
you
several
cases
that
W h a t I'd like to see.” remarked the pays me for the brain work I expended date of writing no detachment with
“ Beksse I wouldn’t lave t ill me two
“ Certainly,” said the practical man. have been cured, which have come un- ,
druggist on the corner, “Is a fam ily al on l t r‘
weeks was up.”
which It has been out has fullen Into “ Why not? They are worth more.”
der my notice, and through my recom-'
manac filled w ith half-tone pictures. I t
an ambuscade.
F M RIABACNb
A Genial Encounter.
mendation; one of toothache, one of
would be a novelty to soothe the eyes
The Game o( Fame.
“H e went with ns last winter on
The tsar's last visit to France has
faceache and one of sore throat.
FDD DIZZINESS«
‘I have recommended St. Jacobs Oil
î and mind. We, who have gone through filled the French papers with reminis General 8chwan’s long southern cam Scribbs— Do yon think your new
FDR BIUDVSRSth
many years at this business and have cences of hla former stay.
paign,” says Captain Steele, ‘ and novel w ill sell?
and shall continue to do so by every
FOR T H E IR LIVEN.
had ample time to digest the countless
Stubbs— Sell? Yes, sir-ee; I ’ve hired means in my power, aa I consider you
One day be drove incognito to the lived for more than a month on scraps
FOR CONSTIFATIM.
free almanacs devoted to the relief of house of Lonbet, then president of the ° r
bread and bacon. lie covered a Chicago;man lo come forward and deserving.”
FDR SALLBW SKIN.
all bodily Ills and ‘sure guides to eenate, and while his companion went six times as much ground every dfty claim the plot.— Detroit Free Trees.
FOR TNECOMFLEXIONl
health,’ know the average almanac In to announce the visit, he amused as any man of the column, and Is the
Trying to Explain.
.
Limited Ambition.
DI» «MWSP«fl»W»M.
1
“tfosiar,”
said Mrs. Corn tassel,
W illie — W hy, Uncle Jake, how you from cover to cover. The wood-cuts himself by putting his brad ont of the friend of every soldier In my battal
-
i-
He—
I
suppose
you
wouldn’t
think
of
that
decorato
some
of
them
were
made
what
is
these
neglijay
shirts
I
see
ion.”
must have changed!
window and looking at the people who
marrying a man unless he could afford advertsed in the bargain rales?”
Uncle Jake— W hat do you mean, for our granddaddies and are as fa passed.
C U R E 0 IC K H E A D A C H E .
Exposing a Frand.
to give you a yacht?
m iliar to their fading visions as they
‘ Well, they ain’t quite so prim an’
Willie?
A whistling street boy approached
Dishonest
holders
of
accident
Insur
She—
Oh,
I
don’t,
know.
I
f
I
really
scratchy as a b’ilod shirt. I reckon a
“ Fapa rays the other morning yon are Interesting to our own children. I and recognized him. In spite of the
recall perfectly the almanac of by plainness of bis eqntpage. He stopped, ance policies frequently put the com loved him I would be satisfied with a neglijay is what you might call a soft
had a terrible head on yon.”
panies’ physicians to needless trouble little smack occasionally.
boyhood.
b’iled s h irt.”
took off his cap and said, cheerfully, by claiming damage for trifling hurts, 1
By using my Washing Tablets. No acids.
A fter giving the church days and “Good day, sir! How Is the empress?"
Send 60 cents for package sufficient foe
CATAREB^
CAItNOT
BB
OCBBD
| which under the law entitle them to
w.
______
There Is a certain
Ho. is —lees.
3
months, with full directions. Agents
cycles
of
time.
With
the
eclipses
for
the
The
tsar
waa
naturally
surprised,
but
disease th a t has
ho reDlled with a smile-
nothing. Some deliberately practice With local application«, as they cannot teach
wanted.
W . O. P O W E LL,
HSK w r i t i n g t e
year
and
the
best
time
during
that
come down to us
ne repnea, wiin a smite. —
fraud, says a physician quoted
In the the seat of the disc»»«-, ca tarrh is a blood or
m o u t lo n t h i s p a i
Box 606, Portland, Oregon.
term
In
which
l
o
observe
the
planets,
through many cen
“Thanks, young man.
The empress « » I . n f a J n n r n e l a n d n r J o n d
h o » » «»»»‘ ItaU onal disease, and In order to enra tt
. n i l . tt-.ll ond ha.
Au<nta Journal, and pretend to have you innst take internal remadiea. H all's Ca
turies and ia it had an address to the alck and a ta 1.
ls quite we“ - and has enjoyed the trip aliments when they are sound in ev- »wrh core Is taken internslly.endaeudlrectty
o ld e r than ble showing the mean time of diges very much,
o t H eav es, C ough
I ery part.
on the^btood end mucous snrfseee. H all's ca-
.
» quack raedletne. I t was
history itaelf, tion of the different articles of d iet
The boy seemed glad to hepr It. nod
prescribed
by
one
of
the
best
physicians
In
this
A
few
days
ago,
eaya
the
physician,
yet very few
country lor years, snd Iss regular prescription.
Then followed a choice variety of an ded, and went whistling away. The
o u ts id e of
I was summoned to a hospital to ex I t la com posed oi the best tonics known, com
CTBKD THIHTT-k-OUM HORSES.
those who have lesmr-1 from bitter ex cient Joke«, Interspersed with the snn tsar said. In telling the story, that he, amine a man who pretended to have bined w ith the best blood purifiers, acting d i PuvaatAH K u w s d v C o ., St. P a a l, M in n .
rectly
on
the
mucous
surfaces.
The
perfect
and
moon
phases
for
every
month,
each
thus cordially accosted, was the only had his bearing totally destroyed by
been netng
netng the
the P Pausata«
H bavs P ow -
.
Tr . , ®
o OBKTI.BMBI«:—I
« s u « s i s : - 1 h have
e re been
l,
perience know anything of ita nature or
com blnstton o( the two ingredients ia what pro- nxas the pant eig ht m onths, and la t h a t tim e have cured 11 horses
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Characteristics. A t first a little nicer or day being marked with such phenom one of the two to be embarrassed.
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.
.
------------------------------ cough. Y o u r Prneaian
the premature explosion of a blast Bend lor testimonial«, (ree.
lore appears, then glands of the fleck ot ena and Important events, such as
Kemediea have gained a g re a t re p u ta tio n in th ia aectlon.
». J. C H E N E Y A CO., Proprs., Toledo, O.
_ _ _ _ _ t» n w « T BSHWcwa. N e w a rk V Y.
groins swell; pimples break out on the Swedenborg born* or ’Kansas admit Mra. W hitman a Saocesarnl Ranoher. I had an Idea from the start that the
Sold by druxgl'ts. price 78c.
BOWBH IS S D STOBH. Osaet Agaate Portland, O to ., sad Seattle. Waeh,
man
was
shamming,
but
all
the
tests
breast, back or aonte other part of the ted.' At the bead of each month waa a
H alls F am ily Pills are the best.
Mrs. C. N. Whitman, of Deaver,
body and fill with yellow pustular matter:
Colo., owns the largest ranch of any that I could apply seemed to show
The Cynic
the mouth and throat become eore and woodcut representing some timely re
woman In the world. I t Is located In that he wae stone draf. Still I was not
minder
or
scene
of
the
month
men
the tongue ia at all times badly coated.
“ The nnm>er of people who speak
satisfied,
and
resolved
to
try
a
little
Headaches are frequent, and muscles and tioned. For Instance. January was Texas, near Tascoaa, and la called the strategy.
English,” said the amateur statistician,
joints throb and hurt, especially durii
generally depicted with snow-covered L. 8. ranch, after Lucien Scott the first
“ is now 116,000,000.”
Coaching
the
nnrse
beforehand
bow
lamp, rainy weather. These are some
ground and woodsmen felling huge owner. The ranch ta thirty miles
“ I t ta a wonder,” said the cynic,
the symptoms of that most loathsome of trees. February showed the farmers square and Is devoted entirely to cattle to act, I entered the room hastily and
all diseases, Contagious Blood Poison. threshing grain In an open barn. raising, lira . Whitman makes her cried; “Qnlck, quick! The fire extin "some of them do not find their way
_
.
This strange- pois-
guisher! Where Is It? Never mind on to the stage.”
on does not affect March displayed the arrival of the home In Denver, Lltbough she Is ab the deaf maul Save yourself!”
seeds and April the sowing of them. sent a great deal, both at the ranch and
Then we both rushed to the door;
B lood P olson
For May we had a woman and chil In Europe. Mra. Whlfman understands
eaten up with it within • short time after dren working In the garden planting the management of the ranch thorough but the patient wae quicker than we
being inoculated, while others show but potted flowers and In June the farmers ly. When down there she rides over were, and got out before un He had |
slight evidence of any taint for a long were gathering the first of their crop. It from day to day on horseback, and the good sense, however, to realize
time after exposure, but its tendency in July showed a boy fishing In a pond, keeps herself thoroughly Informed as that the game waa up, and be never
every cate is to complete destruction of
with • stately house and fine-looking to Its needs. She knows both ends of appeared again.
the physical system, sooner or later.
“ For 25 years I have never
8. 8. S. is a safe and infallible cure for windmill at his back. August Illus the business; bow to raise cattle and
Bately Sailed a Million Miles.
misted taking Ayer’FBaraapariUa
this bad disease— the only antidote for trated the gra'n-cutting time and Sep how to sell them profitably.
One of the largest sailing vessels In
every spring.
It cleanses my
thia apeeffic poison. I t cures Contagious tember gathering of apples, pears and
blood, makes me feel strong, apd
the world Is the California clipper Roa
He Tumbled.
Blood Poison in every form and stage other tree fruit. Then came the har
does me good in every way.” —
“ Ha! ha!” laughed WlUle. “I chuck noke, which tails ont of New York har
thoroughly and permanently. 8. 8. S. vest of corn for October, a shooting
John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N .T .
bor. H er captain Is J. A. Amesbury,
contains no Mercury, Potash or other
ed
a
bananer
skin
In
front
of
de
teach-
one of the oldest merchant skippers
harmful minerals, but ia strictly and scene for chilly November and a warm Cl* **
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Pure and rich blood
entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer fireside with a giant Christmas tree
. “ I don't see any Joke In tbaL" spoke • • U f o f i s e a , but still hale and hearty
fi.ooo.oo reward for proof that it ia noL for bleak December.
up his mother.
| and fi0®*1 for manJ yeara more
P ot
carries new life to every
“The odd thing now about this old-
OVR.
whloh waa aatah-
"Don't you? Well, he tumbled all near*T forty years be baa been a cap-
ltahad paara ago, faahlonSd almanac la thia: Go over to
part of the body. You
1taln- ««ll1“« under the American flag.
DUAA1
1, doing a nabla the next drag store yon meet and pick right, all right.”
--------------------------------- I Since first golug to eea be has sailed
work In M tevtaw euffisriaF. Olva o u
are invigorated, refreshed.
up the first almanac yon can lay hands
W hy He GxNtlled Ute Typewriter.
|n American vessels «1.000.000 miles
to. Yon wlU be surprised to note the
You feel anxious to be
” 1 can take 100 words a minute.” said Of eea. four times the span from earth
nothin«, and w haf
to moon." the record. It will be remem
W ith marked sim ilarity between the old and the shorthand writer.
In otrletaat —
active. You become strong,
• f anr hank on the new. The latter ta made np of the
“ I often take more than tbaL” re bered. of Kipling's “dour 8rotcb engin
features I have mentioned aa being In marked the other. In sorrowful ac eer,” McAndrews. And be never once
steady,courageous. T h a t’s
Lyon»<
the old. even to the ’unsolicited trail
cents; “bat then I have to. I'm mar has been wrecked!
what A y e r’s Sarsaparilla
montata selected from thousands re ried.”
First American POatoffice.
ceived.’ the table for foretelling the
w ill do for you.
A man will talk for hla Interests, even
The first poet office Id the country
weather thro-ighont each year, and
It-M s fa M s . Alllngxtes.
If It 1a necessary for him to say that was that of New York, established by
perhaps the latest postage lawn
black ta white.
the act of Parliament In 1710.
“I t la said that everything changes to
Ask yosr Saetor whst lw think« ®f Av
Sana parlila. Ha know« all abaat this gn
thia t l sssid world of oura," said the
Why not be eccentric by praising peo
alS fam ily m n llria a . Fallen his aSvlM i
You can get encouragement In many
ira win ha « •ii.fl-rf.
druggist accb.’dlng to the New York ple?
t. C. A tm Co.. LawMI. Mas
n s u m p t io n
a town where you can't get a dollar.
H m
won success far beyond the effect
of advertising only,..
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Afrtei.
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cured people considered incurable,
M rs .
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