'
TtoyApssA
“ M r. Carnegie ia the greatest and
mo** •cosible.philanthropixt Rte world
ever knew. ”
" I »graewi»hyw«»Tir, and n vK im y
I Magistrate — W ell, young man,
. w hat excuse have you for taking the
ture when you were forbidden to
it?
•
¡
t
Young Man—Judge, J didn 't know
n»y camera was teadod.
£..
v
Chang« without experiencing
’ ’ FT aanoviar and eome-
kinful symptom*,
dreadful hot flashes, sending
d surging to the heart u ntil ft
JJ4/
and the faint
that follows, sometimes w ith
■ I f the heart were going to
‘ '1 am a bookseller. And you?”
, "I
• m aker of hardwood book
•h e lv in g .'’
—
in hypnotism,*
m id M r. Sm art in the presence of M r
Stunoer, a veritable 8vengali in tbs by the people who peee na, atopplng
hypnotising business, "berauseu el end pointing and sneering at aa Bow
I can’t understand all this prelim
one hea ever hien able to hnynotiaa “ * r y we are! And then we discover
inary ta lk about th at duel these
peeping around the corner three or four
Frenchmen are going to fig h t,” said
email boya. They are an comical we
the em inent pugilist.
buret Into a laugh; that la. If we arc
I wlae, and remember that we have been
At Carnival Tims.
plify his viqws. ~
.
I boys onrsel vee seme time la tbs pest.
“ I f you, "dislike Her, why do you
“ 1 understand it, the event
And so the Incident paasee with the
ixn t to be pulled off under tbe
"*r,
* “ naked, after the
■ comment. "Boys w ill be boya.”
maideu had expressed her opinion of
auspices of any athletic olub, and
|
»'or
our
part,
we
like
small
boya
We
the absent one.
- -
be no gate money to
t can get along with their pranks. We.
“ Oh, all the parades peaa her
divide. ’’
—
W in fa ll s s s ec beta. ss d esin e, (ras sf all
; can endure the noise they make, muddy
home, wee the satisfactory n p ly .
«kari«.
CATALOGO ! » B K .
; footprints on the carpet, pillow flghts
”
De Geod ta Somebody.
4 la the morning when we would like to !
To shake off trouble we must aet
•le«p. the new suits all bedraggled and
about doing good to somebody.
Put
muddy with boles in the knee, the
on your hat, and go to visit the poor- Flrto asd Taylor »la
FOKTLANO, OB. Complete Steck ef Water LWeed Eitras.
| stubbed toe that must be washed and '
inquire into th eir wants and adminis
I done up, bedlam In tbe house la gen-
ter unto then». I have often tried
Laxative Bromo-Qtriaine
: m l . Why this moralising upon the
this, and found it to tie the best m e d -'
i
subject
of
the
small
b
o
y?you
ask.
Secures patent« for tarentleas
If They (M y Krnw. ‘
ieine for a heavy heart.— A. J. 8ym -i
in tbs (J nlted state« and forelgs
I Just th ia We eaw a small boy. a x w v
ington.
Wagga— Boston women who ride
oonstrles. Also negotiate« m ar
i were passing along the crowded street,
kets and defends patent In re s -
F irst Old Codger — No, I haven't croes-aaddle fashion are being talked
tlona.
! stop and caress a horse. I t was not
about all over the country.
No batter term« or fa e llltla t
been a t the club today.
a
royally
bred,
high-toned
beauty,
but
than
we offer obtainable any-
Dsggs— Yes; I ’ll bet if the Puritans
Second Old Codger — So they told
where.
Payment of our fees
!
an
ordinary
work
horse,
standing
wear-
m ay be deferred till patent It
me. I waa afraid something m ight had foreseen it they w ouldn't have | Uy by the sidewalk w altlag for "Get up
allowed. W r it e ! « pamphlet.
be wrong— thought you m ight be landed in Massachusetts.
don’t you come here after
I here." aad perhaps the lash of the whip.
ag ain .”
married.
The boy was eating an apple. He .
“ Beg pardon, lad y? ' repliec
■topped
aad
patted
tbe
bone.
He
gave
P J The Perfection of W a ll n e a ter, 1« a «uto preventative
A W IR E F EN C E M IRAC LE.
gry Hawkes, "b u t I d id n 't a
acalnat damp walla.
blm a part o f bis apple. He caressed
you’d have dinner over das earl-
his nose, placing It against bis face.
day.. You a in ’t very stylisl
By usina I I you can inersas« tba yield of both
I You should have seen tbe mutual quick £
Rev. Enoch Hill, o f Grand June- I understanding between hone and boy. |
Would we trust that boy ? Barely we
tiO n ’ Iw W a »
Dr.
The fenoot iu the United States
would with uncounted money.
His
W illie Boerum (entertaining his
lfi,lfio .
The average
’W H am «’ Pink Pfflfl for
frank, honest face, his eyes speaking
sister's caller)— Do you like baseball
• i d $2,000000 for i t .
Pale People,
sympathy gpd kindness, intelligence
very much, M r. Jam sicaF
id by inhabitants— vou
*
and pent-up fun end life, were an Index
¡liter.
Aum Ito Erit HeaMitKt, Grand AiaeMaa, to.
M r. Jamaica— I never played ball
very much, W illie . I enjoy golf—
iw this before?
Such
No higher prafte can de offered nor of his character and natural bent that
Boys, you are
W illie Boerum (disappointedly)-? 1
im of money seems in- better references given concerning wers unmistakable.
W hy, I hear pa tell Susan you was a
is the correct amount, ‘ he virtues of ,Dr. W illiam s* P ink aoon to be men. Such incidents aa tbe
great catch.
t th at fences coat more Pil,g for P»1« People than the many above a n worth your consideration.
r farm improvements voluntary testimonial« from m inis- .They are indexes o f whet you a n and
^Mtr Strang Hold.
ie absolutely essential terg ot the gospel which have come what you may hope to be. They have
i t im of your property irom ttl1 ports of the country. One a reflex Influence upon you, too. that
W
ife
(te
s
tily )— D o n 't interrupt n
No Room for Doubt.
you h iv e good fences ot ‘ heee is from Rev. E n o c h -H ill, w ill help y0U ia afte r years. The boy
I leave out half my words when T
You
speak
with
great
positiyenoaa
T to l V “ tOr of ‘ 5 * M E church of Grand was understood by tbe bone; the ob-
WDtJag ..man! n te to ra te ^ th e boy ha aoou» tne tincrrin - o r y o u r frie n d s
i m always greasing
Iowa, whmemys. , :
H atband — But you
re lig io n ."
> .
yoij^re talking, do you?
i *»d the stupendous
“ J anl
,' rl" believer y i the effi- well.—Boston Traveler.
‘ ‘T h e re can be no doubt whatever of
' of fence« renders the cacY of Dr. W illia m s' F in k -P ills for
its sincerity;”
waa the
ansive
C O IN '« Q U E E R M18TORV. . '
he most careful * con- Palfl People, the remedy having been
" W h y , sir, that man would rather |
At M enlo Pork, te n Mateo C oeoty, Cal., w ith
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—
used in my fam ily w ith highly g rab m
it« be a u tlfe l. unro und ing«, perfect ellm eta
meats 1 F r ie a d a h t p to church on Bunday than play golf.
ble has been expert- Iy*ng results. For thred or four years H o ♦ w a B e Q t a w a e r e t n o r B Ce
ra
re la l «'upervlaiou, thoroueh
o a la o a o K l r e l e ,
aemp l« to totwwM<>W e ic wiW «t y t mia!Rim. e ie llv
year» and the general I J W a sufferer from general debility,
,n r e w s x --------------------------
“r f ï i î a r s r 5 5 r -M D A X
There la a proprietor *o f ’¿""popuiar
m aintain« IU poaltlon ln .fh a frbnt ranks of
he line of ¡¡»“ prove-
seemed to be lacking in v ita lity ,
«chool« (or boys bn the Pacific Coast. Ir a O
u
* U> *
cafe tn «'dow ntow n cross street who Take Laxative Bromo Qulalne Tablets AIL llo tt}, Ph. D., Principal.
,o t * t' * u , 0 « ') e. stating w het yea w » M to boy
Ited in the widespread was
wa8 tired out mpst
nipst of the
tr
' e and
l™ $ g | , u refund the money If it falls to euro,
tim
sleep gave me no rest or refreshment. guards as his chlefest treasure a worn a. W .UroTO-« «lxnatura lio n each box. JSc.
flO K O M A C m U L T U M U . WOMtS,
I was troubled w ith headache much and battered coin which waa struck
T
•
J I M I IA , ElA L irO K N IA .
Improving Grant*« Tomb,
from
tbe
mint
In
ltd».
The
coin
to.
Blinks—
Lucky
man,
th
at
fellow
of the tim e and my illness incapaci
i T hc g'rounds around G ra n t’» tomb Jonegrt '
only
a
28-cent
piece,
but
It
la
safe
to
tated me for energetic work in my
say that $25 could not buy it, and tbe I at Riverside are to be beautified. The
\ \ inks— I dhir’t see how you make
pastorate.""
On the boat between* Loouat Point
* .
trees w ill be planted, the steel em it.
tim e and again conspicuously demon-
»wter-in-law livin g in Nebraska,
id fe lls P o ln t he found a large roll
TME O RKM AL
'
bankm ent terraced and asphalt walks
Blinks— W hy, he took out a life in.
—
' V ire fencing- in a ll its var- who had suffered very 'm uch aiid who
.»uwnce policy for $6jJ00 and died six î l i . x h i - -
feus applications to different p u r -1 had
Dr. W illia m ’s Pink Pills
days before the company failed.
Ä ?
poses is undoubtedly taking the lead
SWd
results.
recommended
Learn to takepictures. The " A . B.
in the construction of the world's >then* t0 m« » id I decided to try
C. of Photography" tells you hofe to
fences today. Tlris -is so because i(fe_ is them. I had taken but two o% three
do it. Thé best book on photography
the most economical and moat d ur-i df* « 8 of the pills when I found th at
ever w ritten. Your dealer can get it
able,' even in ¡to. earlier and cruder . theY were helping pie, and further
Laxative R ro m oQ utnlne TaW»ta rare aeeld In
for you. Camera jCraft, 330 Sutter
saedoy. »»cure. Mo ray. Tries SfieeatoT"
forms.
.
t use of the remedy brought such relief
street, San Farncico, Cal.
The great drawback to all iron tlla t 1 *«" R lid to offer this public
A Rcnon tor Evtcythlng.
fencing has been the difficulty of se-1 r^ 5o,nmend“ t i ° n of D r. W illia m ’s
The Remedy.
SLACK o s V fftL O W
Alice—
Did you notice th at M r.
ourely fastening the joints (w ire t o ' ? ink Pills Ior Fale People in the
Stern Professor ^ t o nervous stu
Skynflint only put a nickel in the
w ire) so that thev w ill not . slip interest of suffering hum anity.
dent in homeopathy)— On the p rin
contribution box?
These joints have always slipped.'
‘ ‘M y wife was troubled much aa I
ciple, theu. of like cures Jjker— what
G ladys— Yea, the Lord loves a
They constitute the one weak point. WM “ n<1 the pills also proved of great
would you order in a case of d elirium
cheerful giver, so S kyn flint is afraid
I f they become loose the whole fence benefit in her case.
trem ens?-
to toss off a whole dollar.
aeon goes.
T hat has been every-
1 have recommended the p illa to
" W ô u ld n ’t some form of snakeroot
one’s experience and ia the base of all "ian y whom I have met in m y work
fill the b ill? "
trouble with wire fencing.
and am always pleased to indorse the
"I
>»ttte»f Grave’s Tastolom
Recently a genius solved the prob- medicine, the excellence of which
Mothers w ill And Mrs. Winslow's Booth
lem by inventing a clam p which hl“ been established w ith in my own
5y ru B th,e be,t remedyto use for tbeii
illdren during the teething period.
binds the wire and bends and "an- observation.”
Inhumaa Tertars.
chore’.’.» jo in t into perfect security.
Signed.
R E V . E N O C H H IL L .
"M iss Vinagaree, they don’t haxe
The th in g is so simple th at people
A t all druggists
direct from Dr.
the freshies at Vassar college, do
wonder why someone did not th in k of W illia m s Medicine Co., Schenectady,
ir « l« n a t u r e o f
they?’’
-
-
it before. But the im portant point is
on **ce«p( of price,60 cents per
t e e n fe e t lea « at
“ 'D o n 't they, though? They made , “ A to p e w e r w e ig h ■',
th at the clamp does its wonderful box; six boxes, $2.50.
” r " » tawing tw«
CA34.AKK TS T b ie 1 am «»re hae eauMd me
me
buy
pound
after
pound
of
almond
work unerringly, and from now on all
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tor the eeet three y e e ? I am .35
buttercupe
and
stand
and
watch
them
u liin « C a M tra U . the only cathartic worthy at
wire fences can be made tenfold more
ExH"*
Sw«4l«h Agricaltiir«.
,
eetlae ky «eesIMe peop le''
" » o ria y e«
w hile they ate th e m .”
durable. Of course the big parent
Sweden cultivated only 1,360,000 1
___ «*> W. S ooiab , ItalrS, Mlga
company that secured the patent for acres of land in 1812. Now she has «
thia wonderful "anchor clam p " is 12,500,000 acres under plow and grows ’
CANDY
CATHARTIC
having a phenomenal success. “ An- 106,000,000 bushels of grain a year.
I
chor” fence« are m u ltip lying like hot
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r W K A M filL
cakes everywhere, for the discovery of tou k n o w w h a t too akk t a k in o
AccOITMIIod4tl0ll*.
rNBUZlNEM.
the “ anchor c la m p " in wire work is
° ’r r.» ».T»t«i««« cam Tonic. (
"
D
id
you
hear about th eir preach
m BIU0VUEU.
comparable to th e deed of the man toap««kewliigtfcat It L «tmVr S « a a n d Q a Z >
ing sermon« on Sunday trains?’
who invented the head to the ordinary
a tostSetoSstm. Mo Cora, Ne Par■ m a ,
FOR TOMB U VU.
bu‘ bow would they go Shout
Pin of commerce, «nd an old-fash-
. _
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FOI COHSTIFATIIO.
toned wire fence can be Converted
* C«««p Shiv«.
m SALLOW mu
" F irs t collect a ll the passengers in
in to an “ anchor” fence if you have
There are places on the Bowery in fl
£ l llJ Ü 5 5 M n u i a R the sleepers, of course.”
some of tbe little "anchor clamps" ¡New Y o rk where a man can get a i
affetaMe-xL^w—
and a pair of pinchers. The Portland “have for 3 cents. For 2 cents; more fc
¿fodcTs
Sarsaparilla
P°«wTeIy remora them, ha» m a ia li«
Our 1901 M ic h loot
/
Out 1901 ImptaiMt C ualipn
Mitchell, Lewis £ Stiver Ce„
J.
FREEMAN, Gen’l, Agt.
rro
WEATHER WISDOM
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills
.
Anchor Fence Company, which has ! be can have4iis face washed witfc bay
its headquarters at 742 Nicolai street,. * UIn-
T
Portland, Or., controls the sale of
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.
“ anchor” fences in the Northwest,
Prehio, Korona, Graphic, Cy-
and they send
very
interesting don«. Vive, Hawkeye, A 1-Vista cameras
pamphlets and pictures, tellin g all “ n4 Eastman kodaks in stock. Send
about fences, free of cost, to anyone (or special catalog of any of them.
Who sends them his address.
K irk , Geary A Co., 330 Sutter S t.. S F
S««klng flh fortune.
“ Young man, why do you stand on
the bridge every day w ith th a t lif e
preserver on?”
"8-s-sh, don’t give me away.
One
° I these heiresses may fall overboard.”
k Constitational Affection,
Sprays, wwahea, p o w d e r s , salves, medicated
tobacco and cigarettes, however long and persistently
need, do not cure Catarrh. They relieve temporarily
the inflammation in the throat and nose, and enable
yon to breathe more eaaily and freely, hut the con
tinual rush of impure blood to these ports keeps np
the irritation sad ultimately produces nlceration of
the glanda, when the breath becomes exceedingly
offensive aad the soft bones of the nose are frequently
destroyed. The catarrhal inflammation extends over
the entire surface of the mneous membrane, or innet
aad longs ore often involved ; the whole system soon 1
0
J
y
a
g
A
.
-
— MTS a re-
cent writer, a considerable number of
reputed cases of the occurrence of
j live frogs and toads Ip what were ill.
! leged te be solid rocks This Is, of
( coarse, an old. old story that appears
, j to possess perennial powers (like the
toad) of revivification. I had thought
¡th at «Dean Buckland (father of the
genial Frank) had exploded the toad
la tbs rock myth once for all. The
Dean Indoaed toads and frogs tn cells
cat in blocks or stone, snd barled them
three feet deep In his garden. Hero
tbe conditions were even less rigorous
then those under which tbe amphibians
sy« reported to survive for ages la tbe
“solid rock.“ Dean Bnckland’s toads
were nearly all deed by tbe end of the
first year of entombment and none sur
vived tbe second year.
A Polish W edding.
•«—
A curious marriage was recently cele
brated at Grocboiets, In Poland, where
a peasant at tbe age of M tod to the
altar a maiden of 18 tn miners. Among
tbe 200 guesfs Invited la tbe wedding
were eleven sons of the bridegroom by
former marriages, the eldest being 00
years old and tbe youngest 41. There
were also sixty-throe grandchildren,
thirty nine great grandchildren, t w e n
ty-oue children ot the fourth genera lion
and four of tbe fifth.
When a servant girl leaves, the
woman of tbe house always says. In
telling about I t ? - “M e said It waa tbd
easiest place aba aver had; still, aba
wouldn't stay.”
A man never has as moeb dlfflcoity la
getting the girl's consent as the novels
CURO R IC K H E A D A C H E
«TXTS Off Oslo, Ciw Off TOI.BDO, f
Lucas Coeavr.
{ •»
K B !«
a . n i V * ■’? " V u ’' ">»*«■ oeth th a t he la the
to a lo r narM r ol lha firm of F. J. ('aaxar A Co
doing bualnrai In the C ity e l T e le d A C o a iu v
end Stale aforesaid, and that aald firm w ill par
tbe sum MOKKN i I n u RKD DOLL t
7MC M oO O ffM TO /i
IS tor a£?a H o lla r B e a rin g H eat
E t t e l ' i ' t V C ,'*,rh ,h »‘ « t n " t o c E id
by tba uae e l H aLL't CaTaaaa Cuss
1« the best In tha world.
It has no eu
Sworn lo u *.
f r a n k J. C H K N e r
?o4 » " « « r lh e d In my
ffffssraee, this tih day ol December, A , D. lSSa
J sbxl J
X. W. GLKASON,
. » b“
to»‘wl In ell hervnt field«. Ia
mZTTCT.’ .
Netory A.6to-
g Sfre.Oatorrb Cure la taken la te rn a lly end acta eaeeot handiin«, «teerin«. ttren «th , end llxh t-
n{.‘ir a h . It 1« w ithout a peer. I l runs
* nd, tnueou« surface« ot lig h t, IA feet run« lig h te r with tour horse« thee
any other h e e d « w ith «lx.
Tor I n t e n t i and Children,
ÁVfegelaWe PreparalionforAs
steOatlng iteFoodandBetfufa-
Uflg B k Stooncte and Boire» of
Promotes DigeattonJCbeerftil-
n » s and ResiContalnsfedOw
Owum.Morphine nortflneyal.
N o t N a r c o t i c .
r ’
Spotted.
First Shirt Waist Men — There
goes M r. Bchernierhorn in a new
shirt waist.
Second S h irt W aist M an— T h a t’s
no new shirt waist.
T h a t’s one of
his last year’s s h irtw a is ts ; see how
large the tleever are?
O g ly
M e d le lw e f e r « k lld r s e .
tond* r little Inside« of children ere ra ln -
•d by violent purge«, mills nr liquid«
Cearar-
'W ar« (rtea,«nt,h»rmle««, rffiv ti« « bragglM «.
Ua(u»t EpithtL
H ungry Higgins — W ot do you
think? A womsn called me a a n i
mated scarecrow this m urntn’.
Weary W atkin s— I ’ve kuowed you
since the early ’80s but 1 never seen
no spim ation about you yet.
»
’ A « h i i •" V
n^ou the nearest MH ormtek *« « n t, o»‘ o
FF» 9O Y IA H , a e a *r Agent,
Hata! Flavel
S p ritiftlm i Rnolutlona
Apofcci Remedy forfom tip»-
rion. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea
Worms (kmvt datons Jew rislv
iteM and L o s s OP S U B P .
FaeSinib Signature Of
?»’ M ee/sy <
«■re relie f D e s tlie e e r, o p t a * a
j
k a to n , t o s i to» »artlewlt
T H « ~ M O N T B B « Y " OF VBffGON.
Most k a a a ttfa l
aad perfectly eealperd
’ • » " V ’ F ’ vry ran T « a l« »c - sndcai
ree tow tro w hotel t e .u r i. te ih in « . Si
«netos, bew lfe«.
A «picadid hntcl