Dayton herald., May 17, 1901, Image 3

I
ta«W
Loss of Appetite
ekecrtod.
ward the
■*B koine.
Short Storle$ ;
L and
aaar her
Hannah,
for Mr».
finishing
to apeak
m is trees.
aha had
ostensibly
chad Han
by the He­
ar. Mary
nor were
. after a
whila
aa her
<o near
take Ella
rn
two
Ella How-
and Mood.
I know.”
tome Han-
about the
ly toward
the aofa
l by her
HOBETlIANHALFACaflW
el
T..
OUÍCÜARÁNTtt
thought
aw.”
1«, as aha
carry her
her room,
emed so
Campbell
SLICKER
«çOWERÿ
a going to
youngeet
' the poor-
ilsotnu.
and lleej
-ouldn't be
ires Yemen t
and mo­
lt about,”
perauaalou
ary, for
on. and
never
errthly af-
Ho wards,
rbich they
up ati­
n a r: Jt II
Little Liver Pills.
«-Ue.------
klu tiling,
cbet.
nent cl ti­
bia own
tart la a
lore on
p e o p le t *
lit of cou-
CARTERS
a lot of
anything
th e
ks of bi*
exactly
mot catch
iu
ncn must
be to At a
refresh-
atep Is ta
of a Joke
In applet
■Ider.
after lie
ine a w o
a In het
NEW
L I F E TO O L D
FEN C ES!
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C has. L. M astick & Co.
- <§
ten a tuIn-
conater-
of card«
ith a long
na how
en he has
CASTORIfl
ray a few
luma that
that evet
irly that
r to learn
lighted
one away
but we
mustard
The Kind You Have
A lw ays Bought
An Old frie n d
Bears the
Signature
In to
brief
•tous
i
OtO-
Donft
'"T*.
HI
co.
ABSOLUTE ;
SECURITY.
heruva
■
M a c h in e r y , I m p le m e n t s ,
F a r m S u p p lie s , E tc .
BEYOND CONTROL
took her
aererei
I, impelled
dat, sh«
nah to go
Ila to her
ahe ap-'
:s In
/•
O v a rtt!» ? DYSPEPSIA
H ood’s Sarsaparilla
’* * » »a
f
Naw Yerh MuladMphL Treflsy Una.
Plans are about completed to close
Confldtnc«.
A L U M IN FO O D .
G O O D
'¿I’ .*«« EM* between New York and
la boas o f V it a lit y , V ig o r, T o n o .
"You trust, me thoroughly, don’t
Philadelphia and complete a trolley
Naw Can the Danger Be Avsldsd?
you, EtKeJ?” /
That standg to reason.
line between the two big cities. The
“ Of course, Edgar; but tell me, are
The reported cases of poisoning
A dull, throbbing pain, accompanied
It is common in the Spring, whet, I racks of a couple of steam roads are
the installments on this diamoud from the use of alum baking powder
by a sense of tenderness and heat’ low
ring all paid off?'*
the blood, which needs cleansing, fails Io l>e used for a portion of the way ♦♦»R R R fis M RDR.......................RRRI
I have awakened the public to the seri-
down in the aide, with--an occasional
and a high rate of speed is expected.
, ous danger which menaces the i.ealth
At give the organs the stimulus nec­ The promoters say that the full fare
shooting pain. indicates inflammations- > «■«•* taktae CASCARETS and since the a I
taadlljr la n ro
A Financial Quicksand.
'
of the people of the country in the
One
day,
at
Burlington
House,
Ten-
*
.
Un
examination
it
will
be
found
that
kara
erar «aa la aty life.'
essary for the proper performance each way will be >1. The round trip
nyson to
to have asked the guests
re5 'on ot P**“ “hows some swell
“ Would you like an increase of numerous alum powders which are
D avid H. Muarar. Newark. O
between the two places by steam is «4. s c o n u n À q » w
of their functions.
hich he had just made: ,n‘*. Thia is the Bret stage of
H ovarii
ttü Ä
i urged upon consumers.
salary, Mr. Smith?”
. — animation of the okary. If
Generally, alum powders may be
“ No; it's no use.”
“Who are the greatest women ln the of your house leaks, my sister, you have
hood Time Comming, Girts.
' known from the price at which they
"No
use?”
w
o
r
ld
F
The
answer
was:
“
kltos
lias * fixed at once. ; why not pay the sansa
“ Tlie girls that are growing up now
“ If I had more money I would are sold, or from the fact that they
m_"
pect to ÿour own body ?
cleanses tlie blood, restores appetite, will have one important advantage Ouri, the M Issey Ippl and Sara Ooasa.”
are accompanied by a gift, or are dis-
have to pay more debts. ”
Yon
need
not,
you
ought
not
to
let
W.
S.
Gilbert,
of
Gilbert
and
Sullivan
¡xwed of under some scheme.
Tlie
gives vitality, vigor» tone — this is over tiie young married women of
yourself go, when one of your own sea
today. ”
opera fame, was one dsy standing on
alum ¡»owder costs but a few cents per
Oriental Battwood, at It Were.
one of the reasons why It’s called the
“ W hat’s that I’’
tho stepa of hto clnb house in London,
You ought to see my cottage in pound to make, and is often sold at 20
Greatest Spring Medicine.
“ Their husbands will not be con when a stranger approached and asked:
the
woods, ” said the popular emo- dr 25 cents a pound; and sometimes
Take IL
tinually telling them of the fine cook­ “Does a man belong to your club with
as low as 10 cents.
tional
actress.
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s
w
Ä
r
S
ä
«
j
»
ing their mothers used to do.”
one eye named Walker?” “I don’t
?,,l It is imiMissible to name all the
“ I have taken Hood's, .Sarsaparilla and
“'Make
it
out
of
Northern
“ How do you know?”
know," was the answer; “what’s
Pn”v j alum powd era in the market, but any
I ... O U H B C O N S T IP A T IO N .
It has created a good appetite and cleansed
"Because the cook w on’t allow the name of hto other eye?”
«««ara «—.et t—e«>. c a nari.
im T«a. m asked soine one.
g-
, I baking powder sold at a low price, or
btopd.” ASfiUM Kaoox, Plattsmouth, 'ootliers of th e eo m in g race to s tic k
“ N o t s t a ll,” she replied, in *“‘r
advertised as costing much less than
Arthur Simmons, the venerable negro | (9
Neb.
DO-TO-M
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l
t
their noses into the kitchen.”
attendant at the White House, was doz­
“ My little brother had no appetite. He
7 _____________
or accompanied by g presepi, of d is­
ing In hto chair the other day, when an
®
An Observing Actor.
has taken--Hood’s Sarsaparilla and now
posed of under aiiy seìietneTÌs of this
usher rushed upstairs and said:. “Man
§
,
Not
Hard
to
Suit
"f »ni in luck,” said the tragedian,
gets hungry like any other boy.” Macs
class, detremental to -lwatlth and to
down
here
wants
to
see
Mr.
Cortelyou.”
Executive— I would appoint your be avoided.
I have just received an annual pass
,, K iloobb , Alden, Kan.
Can’t see him,” replied Arthur, with
O P B X P E M IIK B
i man, but he is too ignorant for the
over the Central railway.’*—
These facts should incline consum­
H o o d ’s S a r s a p a r illa p ro m is e s to
' police force.
"How ih the world did that hap- dignity. “But this man says he’s got
ers to turn a deaf ear to all importu­
to
see
him.”
Don’t
care
nothin*
about-
e u ro a n d ko o po th o p ro m is e .
I Heeler—Den put him on de school nities to buy tlie inferior powders.
penT” asked the comedian.
ABI BACK O ff
board.
“ Recognition of valuable services. that,” said Arthur, preparing to resume
Tlit? wise housekeeper will decline in
EVERY
«a; “nobody can see Secretary
After our return from our last trip I
all eases to take them.
NATKRMtMf milsh
Mis Voiceless Grief.
Cortelyou: he’s gone Into his sanctum
[
r ir a e S u b a s r ln o C a b le .
•Tilcts—Tryder looked very sail rejiorted to the general manager 37 sanitarium."
| T h « t i n t s u h in a n n e cable was laid acn<M
defective ties, any one of which might
A Typographical Error. - ---------- --
K n g liih C h annel a b o u t lif iv vesrs ngo.
when he heard thut telephoning across have caused a wreck. ”
»
Thomas Lincoln, the father of Abra­
I t was also ab o u t th e ta m e lu u e th u t Ilo g ,
OR COAT I i the
A young lady wrote some verses for
the ocean is possible.
ham Lincoln, was a great story-teller, |
fiCARNtTHP TIME MAM te itle r ’a S lo in a rli H ille rs , th e w orld re- a local |Nt|icr alxiut her birthday, and
Crustham— I suppose lie did, poor
A Moveable Potien ion.
now lied dyspepsia cure, wua firs t in tro ­
and
one
yarn
that
he
never
tired
of
re­
headed them “ May 30tli.” It almost
fellow. It will be an unhappy day
duced to th e puhttc. It yo u nre a sull'erer
Mas. A na Aaroa.
“ John, you bring home a different hearsing was a blood-curdling Indian
from t in t a ilm e n t, i>r from indigestio n. 11«. made her hair turn gray when it ap­
lor him when lie cannot get beyond umbrella every day.”
tale. One dsy, when he was about
tu le iic v , co usti|>atioii, nervousness o r in ­ peared in print, “ My 80th.”
i out the helping hand to you, and
the reach of his wife's voice.
som nia von should try it at-once, i f voit
.‘.‘.Well, I can’t held it; as soon as I seven or eight years old, and living In will advise you with
without money and
w o uld lie well. I t w ill stren gthen v o u r en ­
pick up one that I should like to hang Kentucky, be wa^ sitting on a fence, without prior. Mrs. Pinkham'a labora­
A Reel Dramatic Treat. '
,
T h e B ost P ro s c r ip tio n fo r M a la r ia
tire system and p ro d in e sound sleep.
Writs a letter
£hJIM an<1 Fever ta a bottle ot Grove's Tasteless on to, some other man in the office watching hto father and older brothers tory to at Lynn, M ass.
Abe
Chiuwhiskers—
Did
you
see
C h iu Tonic. I t ta sim ply Iro s and quinine In claims it .”
there telling all your symptom* and « W A A H H B H T Ä m . ’
The Way It Goes.
at work In the field. Without a mo­ fret
a tasteless term . Wo C ure. Wo Pay. Price 50c
Sary Bernhardt ¡»lay she-w a»a m«n
tho benefit of the greatest experi­
A
U
T
O
y
E
R
C
O
:B
O
a
T
O
N
.M
A
3
3
,
“ In those two warm days this week when you was ter Noo Y o r k , Josh?
ment’s warning, a small band of In­ ence in treating female Ula.
Break la China.
A Low-Priced Worker.
__
, winter seemed to have ttlipjietl a edge”
dians earns rushing by on'horseback.
“ I was suffering to such an extent
Joshua * Heehaw— Humph!
Bet-
“ Every time you open your mouth, ” One of them, with a sweep of bis loug from ovarian trouble that my physi­
"Likely enough. Winter is gener­ teT’n th a t! I see a whole minstrel
A Jersey farmer visiting New Vork,
ally wound up with a spring. ”
Grack Meets Grack.
•food looking at a sign in a book store said the elderly and envious, but pleb- arm, seised the lad and galloped off. cian thought an operation would ho
troupe made up of women.
windowi “ Dickeps’ Works All This ian aunt, "you put your loot in it .” Little Tommy Lincoln looked up Into accessary.
"What do you think my husband
“
Lydia
E.
Pinkham'a
Vegetable
Com­
‘‘And tiiis is something, you know, ” the red warrior’s face, and said: “Don't
Week'for Two Dollars. ”
pound having been recommended to i does when my mother comes to see
“ W all,’ he remarked, “ my 'pinion pleasantly replied tlie wife of the kill m t. Take ma a prisoner.” Tho me, 1 decided to try it. After uaing us?”
;
is that Dickens feller is either a mandarin, looking at tlie relative’s Indian smiled.
Just then a rifle several bottles I found that I was
“ I never guess.” '
mighty poor workman or else he’s staple understanding, "you couldn’t cracked.. Indian and boy tumtre-I off cured. My entire system was toned
"He writes for his mother to tom e
¡Ktssibly d ^ it. ”
‘
confounded bard up for a job.”
'■
tbs boras, the Indian dead, with a bul­ Up, and I suffered no more with my too.”
■ a . os'-,
.
ovaries.”—
M
ss
.A
m
g
a
A
stox
,
T
ro
y
.
Mo.
let in bis brain. Tommy Lincoln’s
A l l I n t m t i n a l T r o u b le s P re v e n t» 4 .
brother bad come to the rescue
TO CU R E A CO LD IN O NE D A I
Ten cent* w orth of prevention
fortunes
Ih k s Laxative Bromo Q uinine Tablets. AU
In doctor bills a H funeral expenses. 10c. buvs
An Error in Clatiilicatlon.
Once, when Mark Twain was to lec­
Ir
o
n
is ts refund the money If It (alls to cure,
a box of Casc-a- m Candy Cat hart hie. Drug-
ture
gists, 10c, J-M’, . «•.
__
_ In a small Western
_ town, he was
Percy—Skitts is a sponge—a per- t w . Stove's elaneture is on each box. 25c.
■ ‘ TK
■ i wwi i i 1 si
mtataaw-
at the railway station by «hwpeefetaponge.
M it c h e ll B ic y c le s a v a n c e thresher
K l IÖSCLES À-E AFFttTED I I greeted
Hi« SptcUlty.
--- - - -
Boulevard to "Cross Ohio.
minister, who was to be his host daring
Oh, no! When a sponge absorbs
L "...
-
J
j ' Factory. Bente Creek. Miehisen.
The Man (to applicant for alms)—
bis brief stay. On their wxy to the anything, by squeezing it you can get
L0CÜI1TM ATAXIA.
The owners of automobiles in Olii»
Poor woman have yon no husband to
parsonage, the minister asked If It it again.
constitute a new force in the good
earn a living for you.
roads movement.
There is a plan A W e l l K n o w n O B Io C ltls o a C a r e d a would be agreeable to . Mark if he
The Woman—I have a husband, sir,
T h is S tu b b o rn A ilm e n t A fto e H ie
opened the lecture with a prayer,
now under way for the building of a
but he is too busy to work.
V S y s te m S eam ed H o p e le s s ly
" was the custom., Of course the humor­
boulevard from one end of the state
H ro k e o Ilawa.
"Indeed! What is he doing?” '
ist Was delighted, and accordingly,
to the other, touching the cities and
“ Trusting in Providence.”
From Me Newt, H'SMvty, Ohio
largest towns.
when they reached the hall that even-
~
i i I-,i
_
M r . E li Putts.to a well known citi lng.rthe minister left the lecturer slttli
uarfleld Tea la the most used.'ths best
; H T8
KH.7,oiU?ti
zen of. Waverly, Ohio, having been in In the corner of the platform, took the
liked and It the original herb teil for
S2 5 - $ 3 0 * $ 3 0 - $ 4 0
----b r a n c h lln u m , Pnv’tls q d .
___
the i ure of ooustlusiiuu and tic k headache.
business there for 14 yean. H e . is a center of the stage himself, and pro­
Sss,I tur BE BK Di.M trial hottie sad t
Iss.
Us.
R.
It
K
LI
vs.
Ltd
.
It airefthena the dlg
ettlt organa.
Ml XrcbS
- ...............
hSt..rblla<Ulshts.Pn
llgestlve
veteran of the Mexican war in which ceeded to offer a prayer about half an
O XFO RD, DEFENDER
"To be Prosperous, Ute the
lie served with company H, of the hour long. In tho course of which be
C ro tt Tobiat.
, *a«tod—a Million.
and D U N L O P T IR E S
“A D V A N C E ” T H R E S H E R
Fourteenth Tennessee regiment. At gave his views on all the current affairs
“ But, my dear Tobias, remember the age of 7fihe bears .the respect ol
H “ If I had only |1 ,000,000!’*• ex­
Th«
grastest moiiey-msker. For pr
of
interest
and
concluded
by
saying:
Dunlop
Steel
Rims.
Fu ll U n e of Sundrie
that you may die at any tim e.”
claimed an angry father. *
—
and cstalogue see -Advance'’
and the following “And now, O Lord, we have with ns to­
Genuine
Agent* Wanted. Send fot. Catalogue.
agenia, or write
“ Die; d id you,'aay? D ie? Thai
"What
would
you
do?”
asked
the
experience, .related by him, is raised night a man who Is "known throughout
the last tiling I'll do.
j wayward son.
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.
_
—”
-
Iteyond all doubt by the high charact­ all the world as the great American
A d v an c e Thresher Co., P o rt ton J, O r
I **.rdi ni8inm
erit yt*u
‘ Schell, lewis t Stayer Co., Of write
er of the narrator. He says:
i
humorist Help us, O Lord—help us to
replied the old man as lie took a large
„
’
Our 1901 catalog contains a full list
r /
“ About seven years ago 'a disease understand what he Is about to say to
PORTLAND, OR.
; hunk from a plug of tobacco.
nrW *nd T,ylor 8t*-
M . E . and E . T . Hay, Wilbur, Wash.
of everything needed for photographic fastened upon me which, as it devel­
purposes. The fullest line of amateur oped, proved to be locomotor ataxia. us, and to be amused by It; and If pos­
Good Health eomes to those who take tlie
.goods in llie west.
Kirk, Geary A I became very nervous, could not walk sible, grant that we may derive some
ereat herb blood pHrifler, Gnrlteld Tea;
real benefit from his lecture.”
Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francisco.
tt-elesnses the system and ettres digest-
without having dizzy spells and did
lye
disorders. A ll druggists sell It.
not sleep well.
As the disease ad­ Talking of the Inauguration of James
M u s t B e a r S ig n a tu r a « f
low f T
How
By Using O ur A n c h o r C la m p s a n d U p rig h ts .
Taitful.
Buchanan,
L.
A.
McCreary,
of
Wash­
vanced I lost control of my muscles
Bicycle*
of
the
W
orld.
The Kirkwood
T ub Orn Frxcw.
Tw$ A wpwa » V»
Miss Withers (showing photograph and could only walk a short distance. ington, D. C., said:
*
A * t h e prewnt time there are at
oi he rs elt)— I'm afraid it ’s rather I could not control the direction ol House was crowded rrom basement to
least 10,000,000 bicycles in the world
faded.
nty steps and was always afraid ol the roof, and the rush was so great that
and the number is increasing at the
store-rooms were used to make room
Binks (inexperienced, aged 1 9 ) — fklling.
j rate of 1,760,000 a year.
Yes, but it’s just like you.
“ This continued until the fall ol for the throng. One of these had no
window—
only
a
door,
and
when
a
man
1897 when there was a breaking down
, Develop and print your own pict-
• loo R IW A R D S lo e .
of my entire system.
My stomach from sialne trudged In at midnight of
**57
‘ ures. Complete outfits for printing
March
3d.
he
was
very
glad
Indeed
to
wan in laid condition and I suffered
F M IE A IA M L
and developing 3,1^x35» to 4x5 pict- 1 Ql**‘ ro m b ln *tlo n ot R trrngib and Beauty
The reader, nf this paper w ill be pleased to
Rsrn that there ts a l lea»( one dreaded disease greatly with kidney trouble caused by take the only thing left—the wlndow-
F IR DIZZIHEM.
' ures, $1.50 and | 2 .50. Kirk, Geary A- j
T l» TwtT Bixiw .”
that science baa . been
able Jo
________t
to cure in
_ „ a ll lie
_ being thrown out of a buggy.
lese store-room. On the morning of
Co., 330 Sutter St., San Francieso,
a i a g e s . a n i l that lacatarrh. H a ifa Catarrh Cure
See O u r A n c h o r C la m p
*
m B IU O IIS H E tt.
March
5th,
the
man
from
Maine
ap
“
About
two
years
ago
I
saw
Dr.
1« ihe only positive cure known to tb e medical
Cal.
F B I TBRFIB L IV U .
Iraieruliy. ca tarrh being a constitutional dia- W illiam s’ Pink Pills for Pale People peared as the desk and wanted to know
You would be surprised it you knew
how little I t would cok I you to tlx up
eaae requires a constitutional treatment.
F8R CORSTIFATIOR.
paper, when the ceremonies were to take
that old fence. Better tend for some
Hall a catarrh Cura la taken In tern ally, acting advertised in a Cincinnati
An Insuperable Bar.
Anchor Clamps and VprifhtB , and n
airecily upon the blood and mucous snrfm-ea The case cured was similar to min« place.
F B I SAUSW BKIB.
‘Ceremonies?’ asked the clerk;
pair of our piiichcrw, and make your o d
of Ihe system, thereby destroying the founds
The New Yorker—I suppose chens !
Very ‘what do you mean?* ’Why,’ aald the
wire fence took like a new one.
FBR TNCCBMFUJUBB
tlon of the dtaeaae, and giving the patient and I gave the pills a trial.
4
is a popular game in ithe Quaker city* j
strength by building tip Ibe constitution and soon after I Itegan taking them I ex­ man, 'the inauguration.’
k k_■
ANCHOR FBlfCB looks to nice and
The clerk
•'S itting nature In doing Its work. The pro­
The
Philadelphian—No;
it
’s
played
,
is
ro Ktron< tliAt farmer« $ometimes
J
prietor* hare so much fa ith la its cu rstlvt perienced relief and, as the improve­ thought he was mentally unbalanced,
k J
think that it n iu tt be high priced. It
very
seldom.
powers, th at they offer One H undred Dollar* ment continued, I took the pills regu­ and eyed him suspiciously, until he ex­
isn't, though.
“ Why, I supposed it being such a
lor any rase that It (ails to o w e . Band fo r list
C U R E S IC K H E A D A C H E .
larly. Gradually the control of the claimed: ‘I was awake half a dozen
of testimonials. Address
C a ttle , Sheep and Hog T ig h t, it X kvkk slips after closing
slow
game you people would like it .” ! C lamp B epobk U sino
F. J. C H E N K Y A CO.. Toledo, O. muscles was restored and my general times, but didn’t want Io dress In the
bold by drugglats, 7Sc.
‘‘No; you see we’d have to stay !
health improved. The dizzy feeling dark, thinking It was still night, and so
ila U 's Y a m ilr P ill* are the beat-
F A R M , R A IL R O A D A N D L A W N F E N C E .
The Next Step.
awake to play it .”
left me and has never returned. I went TO sleep again. I got pretty
“
Here’s
a
scientist
who
claims
that
Patcmal Oh|cc(lon.
W rite for Price, and Csta'ogue.
From my own experience I know that hungry at last, and that made me get
T h e P o rtla n d A n c h o r F en ce Co.
M o th e rs w ill fin d M rs. W in s lo w ’s S oo th­
genius is merely a nervous disease.”
A ie n t, Wanted In
He— I really believe there is some­ Dr. W illiam s’ P inirP ills are a great up. When does the next train leave
in g S y ru p th e best rem e d y to use to r th e ir 1
livery Town.
"Goodl
Now,
can’t
he
discover
74a Nicolai St., PORTLAND, Oregon.
Bhlldren d u rin g th e te eth in g period.
thing lietween Mary and that young remedy and I am pleased to recom­ for Bangor? I want to get back to some way to make it contagious?”
mend
them
to
any
one
who
suffers
as
iiliot Brown.
God’s country, where they have sun-
I d id .”
Expressive.
Bhe— Yes, dear, th ere ¡a — you".
r o v K N O W W H A T T O U A R E T A K IN G
shine.* ”
When von take Grove's Testeless C h ill Toule,
Signed.
ELI POTTS;
”
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K
’S S S .<M
“ Who is that girl with a face full
beesnss the form ula Is p lain ly printed on every
Subscribed and sworn to before me
F ra n k .
bottle sbow lnr th a t i t Is simply Iro n and Quf- of freckles over yonder?”
CASH BUYERS OF HIDES. PELTS AND TALLOW.
this 4th dsy of November, 1900.
Here we were aet upon and beaten nlna to a tasteless form. Mo Cure« Ne Pay. 5oe.
'‘Shq,'s n recent importation from Consignments solicited. Pay highest market price. PROMPT RETURNS.
W. R. A. Hayes,
with clubs.
Switzerland.
”
A t She Understood IL
.
Upalera in Leather and Findings.
Seal.
Notary Public.
“Murder!” cried Ardley. Impulsively.
"Ah, I see! Dotted Swiss!”
Thia eignature la on every boa of the geauine
Boston
Girl— Have you read Emer­
Refer to Welle. Fargo A Co. Bank, Portland, Oregon.
Dr. W illiams' Pink Pills for Pale
A anbtle something told me be was
son?
Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tabiew People may be obtained at all drug­ wrong.
St Louis Girl—No, I guess not,
gists or direct from Dr. Williams
“You are college atudenta, are yon
Th« Chop and th« Cherry Tre*.
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y ., on not?” said I, addressing our assailants. those red spots on nty face are just
A m Error of Judgement. I
common
pimples.
receipt of price, 60 cents ¡ter box; six
“ Popkin loves to be historically
“We are,” said they, civilly.
A colored citizen gave a justice
correct.”
'*
boxes for |2.50.
“It la aa I thought,” said I, turning
The
Lett
Ditch.
the peace a big fat possum as a w
"What's
his
latest?"
to my companion. “Thia la not murder
Aa Old InstrumcnL
ding fee. Meeting the groom a yi
"It may seem like bragging, ” said
“ He had an English chop for break­
at
all,
but
a
prank,
merely!”
after, tlie justice said : .
Violinist (proudly)—The instru­ Ardley waa covered with confusion, the Englishman, throwing down his
fast on Washington's birthd«« ”
“ Well, Jim, how do you like m
ment that I shall use at your house and vowed be should never forgive netvs|»aper in disgust, “ hut if this
I« tomorrow is over 200 years old.
ried life?”
Wh«n Charm Meets Charm.
himself, although the students, with Boer war was being fought out on the
"W ell, Bah,” was tho reply, “ dl I
F o r ln fe n tfla n d ^ C h ild r e m
Parvenu—Oh, never mindl
It'i
sea there'd be a different story to
Ig f ll, .1!, ...... .
Mr.
Jackson—I
done hub my rab­
rare
good
breeding,
affected
to
make
kin say is —I wish I ’d eat that pot-- good enough
No one will know th«,
te ll.”
bit s foot erlong. but she give me de
light
of
It.—Detroit
Journal.
sum .”
■ differente.
mshble heaht, jes' same.
The Seasons Courtesies.
P is c i n a »he B l a n c .
Mr. Johnson—Mebbe she hab her
“My dear. ’ said the meek Mr. Newll-
Ice Man—Good by, old man; I ’m
1 rabbit's foot erlong, too?
- 1
S. S. S. has beea
before the public wed, “I don’t like to complain, but thia glad you hud iuch a severe winter.
omelet you made---- ”
for many
Coal Man—80 long; I wish you a
s s s .'S jf f lf f g a z '
“What’a the matter with lt?”-»wrTñ., jizzlin g summer.
from a small
A p e la b le freparationforAs-
T _j
la x a tiv e Rrnmo-OQinlnr T a b le t, curs a M id Is
nine, it has steadily qulred.
1 »
similating ihe Food andReguia
oasdsy. No curs, WoPsy. Fries 25 cents.
“Well—er- It’e rather hard to cut! It,
.- ..i
......
worked its way to
Prattiesl Art. «
ting ite Stoaocte and Bowels of
the frdnt, aud is now known in every city, town and hamlet in the country. Its and---- ”
H i, Statu,.
*
j Critic—Not a bad stretch of land­
staunchest friends are those who have known it longest and have witnessed its
“Gracious! I waa afraid that man scape, but haven’t you laid out more
“ Look here, my dear, T cannot
wonderful curative powers in their own families or among their friends and
' ahouaintances. Grateful patient« in all parts of the country tell of their restoration would art‘d me tough eggs. I’ll atop than enough of it,in water?»
faffnrd to entertain on such a scale as
to health ami happiness, and the testimony of these to the highest evidence of the dealing with him.”—Philadelphia Press.
you have indulged in of late.”
Artist— Not- a bit of it. The pic­
Promotes
Digeslion.CheerfuF
medicine's wortn. S. 8. S. to more popular today than ever in its history—ne
"John, I really believe you are just
ture to for a client who has made his
neas and Rest Contains neither
Baalism.
other remedy stands ao high, has ever given such perfect satisfaction or is so
the kind of a man
would be per- 1
Opiuni.Morptiine norM srral
“What la that sound like rainstorm money in stock watering operation«.
reliable in the cure of Cancer, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Contagious Blood Poison,
fectly
happy
if
you
lived
within your
Scrofula, Rczema, Psoriaaia, Salt Rheum, Acne, or any disease that originates in that I hear from the floor above?”
no t N a r c o t ic .
incom
e.”
- - ~t
Wireless
Telegraphy
on
Atlantic.
the blood. Being strictly a vegetable preparation, yon will find it agrees with you
“Why. that'« our patent rain appara­
much better than a drug store concoction or any of the widely advertised potash tus. It’« for the convenience and sat­
Professor R. A. Fessenden, with
and mercury remedies, which affect the bones, muscles and stomach, causing isfaction of umbrella buyers who want his asstotants, haa installed a wireless
ewaFSBOA
- CL A IK 'RTS FOR
_
_ . _
'
.
Rheumatism or Dyspepsia. If you
Wots taRATHAR P E I N S I O I N
Astato, Aud-
to
teat
their
purchases.”—Cleveland
telegraphy
station
not
far
from'
Ca{>a
BICKFORD. W stklsflm . 0. C.. Ihsv w ill re-
£ j ( J W f * / l B B V B V / ~ " have never tried S. S. S., you will be
PlalndeBler.
« “ »«k replies. B. Mb N. H. Vohi. 8tsR
Hatteras,
off
Roanoke
island,
N.
C.
surprised at the immediate good effect«,
20th Corps- Froseeutlug claims slues 1S7S.
f I B J e BB S o 9 o 9 a for no sooner does it get into the circulation than the
A n A saiendnssaL
Negative Fame.
appetite increase«; you grow stronger, and gradually
"The man who shoots ns out of sea­
but surely it drives out the poisons and restore« the blood to • healthy condition.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oragoa,
‘‘Well
I
see
they are going to have
If there to a sore or ulcer on the body, it begins to heal around the edges, the dis­ son la to be fined.”
a real naval arch.”
ro o t of Morrison BcrssL
“Fined?
Goodness,
mat
If
they
real­
charge finally ceases and the place gets well; muscular and hone pains vanish, and
“ W hat’s tlie idea of that?’’
Can give you tiro beat bargains in
A perfect Remedy forConstipe-
the skin is relieved of all itching, Irritating eruptions. Nervous, run down and ly want to stop It, why don’t they Im­
anaemic people will find S. S. S. just the medicine they need, for blood poverty prison him for Ufa or slectrocuta him T*~ “ Oh, I suppose it's to commerorato
Buggies, Plows. Boilers and Engines,
Tlon, S o ur Stomach. D ia n t o a i
the way Dewey haa been forgotten. ®
and illy nourished nerves are responsible for their condition. For old people and —Puck.
Worm« .Convulsions .Fevefwh-
Win-’milla and Pumps and General
—
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children S. 8. 8. haa no equal; hiring free from all minerals, it does not nauseate
Machinery. Bee as before baying.
neaa and Loss o r S u r p .
O a t h e t a f r ' i Ptres ekcearea.
A Stumper Far the M. D.
or have any injurious effect whatever, and keeps the blood in good condition, thus
” 1 th in k the enemy has got our
fortifying against dtoes** W*n«vismrv.
whnt is
pruvl and what
w lv *r to
is not
n o t good;'
orood •
Experience t^act*««
teaches" what
to good
FacSmato Signatory
Maid (to alment minded invalid)—
Is best tiara to euro rstsrvh.
this applies particularly
rang«, captain,” aald the officer o f the
icularlv to medicine, and 8. 8. 8., a remedy that has retained
The doctor is here, sir.
ilronshllls and Coiisnnptlon.
confidence of the e people for nearly 50 years, muat have merit— it cukes , to
Our ramsdv Is gu arantied, 11.
d a y .,.,
Absent Thtoided invalid—Well, just
secret of its success.
ess. When you call for 8. S. S.
•M S. ____ -
O-
•**-
NEW YDBK.
“How In the world are we to cook our you tell him ~that I am not able to
don’t be persuaded to accept something else—
dinner?" replied the captain, abeent- see any one today.
M ., b ffils ,
T,
there is no substitute for 8. 8. 8. It to the only
mlndedly.—What to Bat.
tosranteed purely vegetable blood purifier, and
K.
V«
Mo. »«—»»«I.
*he safest and best for all blood and skin
Digestibility af Fsods.
»
The groom may lead the bride to the
O R N w r itin g t * ndvi
troubles. Do not let them force aa inferior
altai^-but his leadership la apt to end
_
m o n ti« « th is pnpor.
Rice, raw eggs and boiled venison
■tuerel remed v on you because there to a larger
BXACT COWY OF W W A ra tM .
require only one hour to diggpt.
At
t h e r e . ___________________
io it. If you have any blood or akin ato-
•"», don’t hesitate to write ua shout it; oar
will carefully consider
Every man . la sometimes w h a t h r tlie other end are pork, roast beef,
ZWU case and advise you without charge. B< on Blood and Skin Disresea free.
cabbage and hard eggs, whi^h require
l U H h MCfllMS SI ¡Tilt s
should h r a t a ll tlm r a
T H E S W IF T S P E C IF IC C O M P A N Y . A T L A N T A , O A .
four to five hours. *
of
In
Use
For Over
Ib ir ty Years
’J M STO R IÍ
X I- r• tm
t
K.
W
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