J M Clouded H er fferardty. Y o "’ ■J p . fflP wife Is • truly good woman. I know of but one thing that disturbed her mind since she Joined the chdrch. last month " “Some question In theology?' 11 WM more ««rtons than that. She was riled because a woman on the next street, who owes her an Invitation, failed to ask her to a Dutch lunch."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. When r.r W „ r . H attlw ah laa ' - e e e e t s r v m n i i * Navy m v „ ll, f l i e D u ty o f M o th e r * . r Rlder Haggard has written an ac- *“ th * H ° ly I^ “ d - Wh,Ch “° ° U to P“b» ’ «>ed. In The Palace o f the King, by Marlon has Booe luto * - hun- powertui wnmnTi s. Proi^ i¡unis whai<>ur urvdtb Ojajjgaad. ThU author baa tome BMpona ftquirt*. Aid unfit ration» v illi thirty-Mx works to'his name ~ . t e ™ - c r ^ l ^ H v i X e ^ u r h i Th<- hab't of >’<** «• J«»«« th e . u t 'J ii 't '* : ’ n .H’ IF O o ul^ b l P’ . C on'rrers coti- aa d y r p e p r ia . r n u a tip a tin u , biHnuine»», rhenmnitani audiieyt-.iuanesa. is ndeqnaaal I y afforded 1« that efficient remedy, Hoe- teuer'» Stomach Liners. Trv it. . Offered a Small Flow Figure. A few days since a . popular ^pulai attorney called- upon another member of the profession, and asked bla opinion upon a ce-tain point of law. The lawyer to whom th a . question was addressed drew him self up and said: “I gen­ erally get paid for what I know." The questioner drew a half dollar from h is pocket, handed It to the other and coolly remarked: ’ "TelJ me all you know and give me the change.'.’ RHEUMATISM W o n g and easily maintained as aa the habit of savThg money. The Interest on the Investment Is greater than that on accumulated money. „ , , Reulah Marie Dlx, the author of two popular stories o f old New England- life, Hugh Gwyth and Soldier Rlgdale, has written another novel. It will be called The Making of Christopher Fer- rlugham. Gertrude Franklin Atherton, author o f Senator North aud other works,' 1» turning her attention to what Is called "serious literature.” She is to write the life of Alexander Hamilton, and la en­ gaged in searching after data In Santa Crux, W. I., the birthplace o f Hamil­ ton. IN J U R E D A S Q L O tg R '8 SIQM T. Molera Ling-kang, R iffM x»e B u rt* f e l to ThaM W ha t w Them. M achinery, Im plem ents, F a rm Supplies, Etc. Left handedness is said to be very common ih birds and anim als. Par­ rots seize objects w ith their left claw by preference or exclu sively. The lion strikes with th e left paw, and Livingstone stated as his opinion that all anim als are left han d ed .. The- parrot has been found to make a readier uae of the left claw for clim b ­ ing than th e right. "The modern long-range military rifle W h a t suffering fre q u e n tly reealts Is goiug to develop near sighted sol- died» if ao precautions are taken.” a/ld from a m other's Ignorance ; or more a “New Orleans soldier who has seen frequ ently from a m other’s neglect to service In the late campaign. "The ne­ properly in s tru c t her d aughter t II cessity of straining the eyes upon a tar­ T ra d itio n says "w o m a n m oat Buf­ fe r." and young women are so tau g ht. get a mile or more away Is as certain T here Is a litt le tru th and a g re a t deal to produce the result aa 2 and 2 make of exaggeration in t h ia I f a you ig 4. aud It Is a aigulficaot fact that quite Successful Scientific Egg Salltre. wom an suffers severely she needs tre a t­ a number of men have already-been re- m ent, and her m other should see «Lus- . eyed from duty,In the Philippines on Danish eggs are taking the lead for ecount of 'defective vision.' The ns theitsgotxl qualities, thanks to the ■ . Many < - mo “ Others h es ita te to take thels daughters to a physician fo r exam ina­ ture of the defect Is not stated, but It system of co-operatibn and selection ______ adopt«! by the producers. Every egg tion : but no m other need hesitate to was evidently acqulredveincy the w rite freely about her dau gh ter oi dtera entered the service, for they are ’hell supplied carries the name of its herself to Mrs. P inkham 's L aboratory sd b j«ted to a searching optical exam- r*i#er- »ud »» the eggs are all test«!, a t L y n n . Maas., and secure fro m a Inatlon upon enlistmeut. and 1 hazard t * e£g » traj«L home. Each S25 - $30 - $36 - $40 woman the most efficient advice w ith the guess that most of the present trou- niU8t ’ »piiliTaggwdbrice a week, A Thresher designed by ns for thresh­ out charge. ble is due to overstrain in long-distance rhe authority can reject an OXFORD, DEFENDER ing in the foothills. Write us for par­ shootlug. The Japanese army surgeons ' 1 several days old. The eggs are and DUNLOP TIRES ticulars:-. I have anticipated the danger, and the ' ,0*,pd and sort«l according to their, D unlop Sieri R im ,. F u ll ¿ | „ , Plindr„ , troops sent to China were all supplied '*1** *n •"♦’’»'»tic niaehjne. , A fe n n W a n t« ], send lor Catalogue. with small, cpmpact Oeld-glasaes as ~ * part of their regular accouterment, ,ti . Dcfialtloa. _ "I CCatLJn a technical Journal the "'VhgJ do you mean »lien you a l- s I the glasses glass«, an i»**.* w hide, to our friend aa a hypercritical other day that the only cost 78 r ( r « and Taylor Sta. PO R TLAN D . OR cents apiece, - « i thejf couldn't have person’ ’’ A hyprieitical person,” answered amounted to very much, but they were (letter than nothing. At the sa q |tjlm e.” Senator Sorghum, “ is one who sub- continued the physician, "no field- j«-ts th in gs to unreasonable testa. glass meets the difficulty. At best It He is the sort of a man who w ill take ___ By U a l*x °O u r A n chor C lam ps and U p rig h ts . merely permits the soldiers to examine * ?p'Tch1 th »t h»’ made a hit and sit the target In detail before he plcka ud eal,nl.v down and try-to parse i t .” Taa O l » rutes. Ts» Asenos ranca bla gun. and to draw a bead be Is sbao- Artificial Lais lutely compelled to do more or leas T1 0|* Mrs. August _ _____ That our food w ill some day he Pfalzgraf, of South ! squinting and straining over the sights. Bvron. Wla.. m o t h e r nf th< the young lady . The proper appliance would be a very ” p chem ieally from nitrogen, Bicycles “lorooii creioif S Mitchell, Lewis R U S S E L L & CO. Slaver Go., P o r tla n d a n d S p o k a n e NEW LIFE TO OLD FENCES! Annie Trumbull Slosson has written one of her characteristic New England of tha Blood—-How I t May-— - K tories,, jz u W ij & f t l by James Potts & C o ., under the title of White Christo­ Be Perm anently Cured. pher. This the writer of A’rmn thr Mirror, Manchester, N. H. A lthough rheum atisni ia o n e -o f th e tiling frqui - "~ Great C om bination q t S trs u ftli and Beauty. most painful and dangerous of the able. Tammany, "Tas Tta-Twav Btsns' m any troubles; wjiich afflict m ankind, it can be perm anently cured if a prop­ New York, m ale and female, Indeed of 1 »he received an annwer jiro m p tly w ith great problem, and all tjie mountings. io n ic e « u n art incisi meat and See O ur-A nchor C lam p er course of treatm ent is taken. The half America, are turned, has attracted advice, and under date of M arch. 1899, If desired, could be,made out of pressed lit iitl luwafl. Yon wm ild be «w rprtttff M yon k n e w the m other w rite» again th a t L y d ia E. real cause of'rh'eumatism is the pres­ the attention a t Robert Barr. He has Ant.' Bite» ,£ ^ Luv Children now little I t would coat von to fix up Pink ham s Vegetable Compound cured paper, so Thai the chief weight would that old icnce. Hotter send for $otoe ence of acid in the blood and thè finish«) a novel dealing with that sub­ her l>e the lenses. In fact. It need not bs \ . , , , 7 ^ dau gh ter of a ll pains and irreg u ­ Anchor ('lainpa and U pright«, and n only cure js to purify, nourish and ject, km] j1# could not have chosen * la rity ... much heavier than a pair of old faah- ' i^alow in ¡ta nan- o i our ninchern, and m ake jrour old vfltp fence look like a new one. strengthen th is vital flu id ., The best more timely them e.’ Sir" Karr has es­ toned Iron bowed spectacles, and still .""‘.'.''’-'"i",’' , ,e »PP'.v an >n t Nothing in the world equals Lydia *. A NC H O R ' y-KNelS look« >o nice and Pinkham's great medicine for rego- have sufficient magnifying pow er” to i" liiKl imth-ad of a whip to'm ake specific yet discovered for th is p u r js w pecially pr.-pansl b iiiiM - lf f o r till-, w.,rk th#t l»^’nwx.^metltne« I b is little ant bites is Dr. W illiam s’ Pink P ills for Pale h “»®« » «oW'cr to sight Wk rifle with it iptH'»’ faster From the Abliey Press comes a book ! ¡ ^ 1u l!l«L"rOman’* peCou an object at maximum range. more cruelly «titan a niostirûto and its have effected in cases of th is stubborn boys aud girls, under the title of The Cattle, Sheep and Hog Tight. itN svxsSurtiiurclo.,.,, 1 admit, added the doctor, “that a regi­ bite is apt to l>e trouhleaomeTtfter- C lamt Bxroxx V sinu . ward, ' J_______ _______ disease is wonderful Mrs. 8. 1). ment With Its glasses on would present New Swiss Family " Robinson, Miss Loveland, of No. 133 W est Hancock ...Helen I’omeroy, tloKtvutbor. -hr said to He'd Hit It Some Day. F A R M ? R A IL R O A D A N D f rather a ludicrous picture, but the In­ GarffeM Tèa h „ ion< been reo- O».,treil U the sreateit rfinê-ty Serilililer— W hy tlo you send SO strument is one of the clear necessities have n good knowledge nf the W r it , for P r ie s end Cma IO - bowel »ud it ver trouble»; It 7 «ut» : h ä S M t a A- -w A-u-TSAkrillZTl-'SiTW W -., . the use of this-remedy. She says: krary Town. ty i « Tlmi 74» Nicolai S t.. PO RTLA ND, Oregon. •‘Several years ago one of inv knees up som ed ay and swipe the- stsm jis. Crat Educational Influence. was injured by a fall. About the first Then he- would liaae tTBtna in i "Arthur; I .t. • N »W- O - W - - W HAT T - OD V jJ ihn remedy that ra ra « a e a l a | B ama day BwryProsperan tawr hat a i'? îcn l * ke T m UI mw C h ill Tonic, and stifTncKs bcgiMi, a friend, M rs mands a Wide literary knowledge aud bale, ow aum 'h a fo r n u 'ls la n la ln lf prlntnd , . on »very Rothwell, of Everett,-M ass., told, me often a knowledge of French and Ger- MCCORMICK -TV“ ----- --------‘----— --rî?“ 1? ,hu.wlnR «>*1 t o L» r » ^ Mmply lron, S o - m S K ^ One woman to every ten men worked “ *“ • » » » taaielaaa----------- of Dr. W illiam »’ Pink P ills for Pale man. The pay is moderute. being usu­ The Man and the Microbe, ’»F- People. I w illingly gave them a trial ally J3 a day. At th is ¡mint in the fable tfie Man for wages fifty years ago. but now tbs Taken at Hit-Word. , * ■ ■ •“* ---- -------- -----r and experienced relief in a few days. Artistic aud fancy bookbinding Is marvel«! greatly ift that lie had not ratio Is one to four. Rranch Hrtu*e, Portland, Oreyoh* A .— You cannot offend me. 1 com ­ I continued' jin tii I had taken three practiced by eight or teu women la met the Microlie lpng since. The demand for automobile* Is so Im­ pletely ignore you. lo x es and was able to bend the knee New York dry. Thrs is a skilled ifade. T o be Frosperous, Uae the “ In what guise have you traveled, mense. It Is’said. candidly. wheat every twelve montba. . « M 4 lu r P K M » .U • • t r i a l botti tria l bottle and treeL- rat ' - hygienic ’ “ I have recommended Dr. W illia m s’ tuous. K LI MB. Lid .«31 Arci science was course, -science rc h S L . P h lU t PhUedel$hU.P«» France consume* ..more wine than Advance Thresher Co., Portland, Or, Pink P ills for Pale f’cople m any tim es. A Vassar glrl wlth^a penchant for destined.to change all this. (Jerma’ny. the United Sfates and the I Ca erne ’ ,Th< Propar Thing. I have not learned with what effect eliemhttry found herself thrown upon FUR CA T A L O V V , AND PB1CJM. Lulled Kingdom put - —* M. E. and E. f . H a y . W i/bur, TTa«h. th ey were taken, excepting in the ease her own resources three years ago, and Afistrem— 7 hope I d id n ’t d is tu rb boom Tlie building trades unions In Brook­ you and your lover when I w ent into of two of iny relatives and a yo u n g adopt«! for her dally work the giving lyn have started a movement toTrill off the kitchen last night? -roman livin g jn my fam ily, each of of instruction to members of ber sex ~ * CO., OF PORTLAND, For In fa n ts and Children. P O U L T flY N K T T IM O . i f b r i n i U -U b i r r s - o n t l s s 1 ...^ T Z. I rivalries between uiilons by an agree­ whom was greatly .beneffPted. I feel upon the subject of cold cream. To EXPLAIN THE SITUATION. Cook— Not at all, mum ! 0 i told Buy from the m anufacturer. Price in lu ll roll« ment to adopt the same rate of wages him you was my ehappyrone! that I cannot say too Tnuch in favor the nnliiitiatf-d this seems a very simple > fi*‘ wi d*’ ¡?° 'r,et lon» .......... »1 m ! The rap id ly Inc r e *. I ng dlaeoveriea of p e t n i of the piijls. ” ’ and to recognize each other's union * m ** - - - ..........; ...... ;•••- 3 J; matter, but In truth It Is very complex, i b inn oil mi the I'aclfl«' t or at arvereatliig much .................. .. A* 1.» P o o ’s C u re r a iin o t be lo o h ig lilv spoken cards. The First National Union of Signed; MRS. 8. D. LOVELAND. It Involves a knowledge Of the various ! , cxctlem eni. Alftmdv in < « llfo rn i* many pco- $ «« at aa ae ta ......................................... .. T’ i f o f » . » coug h « i r e . - j ; W . O 'B s ix s , 3TJ. pie b a v e jr o w n «mldchly rich >mm oil (h l • •••••••••••M M »oaa 4.Bj - SiihacHhed and sworn to liefore me fats and oils, including spermaceti, co- ' Signature of Plasterers, with a membership of 1,500, . Iiir d A v e ., N , M iu iie u p u lis v M in n ., J««« X lf K in d * nt Wire and Iron Work. 1 i well» are being bored In ()re«on ami tta»hlng j and the 1-mltan Plain and Ornamental ^1, likm. th is 27jli (lav of February, 1901. ton, am i in fact a ‘l up and down the c r « | o n . ereaiu, • lanoline aud such medical In -, jw c a tth a r e comln« »oon. Ilci»ner .( t o , «,i of 700, have Joined hands. Beal Notary Public1. Limitations. l o rtla m l, Oregon “are puhlU hing an inteicMi» gredlenta as benzoin, . camphor, mfrrh, ___ ,___ , _____ H aven't you any of your grand lug( pam phlet telling all about the pio-i»eci- A t all druggists or direct from Dr, carbolic aeld,.sulpbur, arsenic, zinc aud mother's old things. Sirs. Newdash? Tlie sweatshops of New York City M. T. M. O. First Cavalier— The king cah do no Aw. 1 7 —1* 0 1 , . . . and . |»rnT future u development*. | hl< in . abIc ----------- e v e to p W illiam s Medicine Co., Schenectady, white lead. - I form ation w ill lead p le n t y o f i will be abolished If agitatioi^can do IL w rong' ~ “ No; hut I've g o t a lot of eandle- lAnyone can have It for the »»king |»v aend r a N. Y. Price, 50 cents per box: six IIK N w r itin g t * a d v a r tla o r a p la n Entertainlng children Is another new ¡Bt*Cks, old tables and chairs that l»e- 'The Brotherhood of Tailors hag asked Second Cavalier—-Ah, yes I 'And th e ir atldre»» thi» m onth to MI- h - akh . ItKIHN» . m a t i n thTa » ■ p a r . boxes, f 2.50, . - A CO., Commercial Mlock. Port and. Oregon oeeupntlon. It demands much tart and » woman ,w ho lived nciit Bishop Potter, President Gom|«ers. what a wearisome life a king's m ust * President Adler and several others to be,1 to be sure! Infinite patience. Writing sentiments, door. ’ Hat an Enviable Record. head a movement of 200,000 East Side ------------= - ^ , Charles Bellamy has been a'flreman letter» and’club addresses for Indolent I n o w » m is t men, women and children. This move­ for 16 years on the Chicago. Burling­ women of leisure Is followed by many Q M G O N ß lO O D p U filF iw ton & Quincy railroad, and has never ex t-sidiool .teachers and collegr"-aT0m- ment w ill extend to other cities of the . Wo offer One H und red Dot tars Reward for any missed » —trip. During tlmt time he tlae. —Evening • 1” a l* <<>*’•• of Oregon, W àsklngton and Idaho, country until the "hunger, poverty and eaee ol C alarrb th a t ran not bo r u r a l by H all's C atarrh Guru. « — »-»a. has traveled 606.840 miles, and "burned That Wat AIL dirt” of the sweatshops will be a thing F . J. C H E N E Y A CO., Props., Toledo, O. 32.601 tons of coal. ....— ^a* - . —; We tho undersigned, have known P. 1 . Chaney A n A m e ric a n C a re e r. •^Your love, letters ' wrote a Boston of the past. lor tu e past 16 veare.an.t believe him perfectly The Boart^of Control of the I-oulsl- hon In 1867, in the graduating class of man to hisrNew York fiancee, gently, n-abl ' in a ll buain as transaction* and fin- T h e B e a t P r e e e r lp t lo n fo r M ala ria LE R O Y a n e la i Polytechnic Institute, hut Jirnilv7~*'«re not couched in the «1» State penitentiary closed a deal re- (-b'j!7"tr LEROY C hills end Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tsstelen the Brooklyn Arm ou‘ oblliaUona mads M o d e l SO, C h ill Tonic. I t Is sim ply Iron and qu inine In was a youth of 17. named Charles It. exaetest E n g lish .” Warr A T x t-it. cently for two Immense plantations, M odel 5 0 , a tasteless form . No Cure. No Pay. Price 60c. Wboleacle Drugglata, Tdledo, ' $ 3 5 .0 0 . Flint. He was born in Maine, but “ My love letters,” replied she, “ are and next year over 500 convicts will $ 3 5 .0 0 . ' Kalaisa, Kissa» AMasytlr, River of Ink. raised in the City of Churches. At not for publication, but merely as a work them, the crops going to the PORTLAND OÏLIVXSY. _ „ . w. noloasi» Drug lata, Toledo, G. PORILAN j O liiv i y. f ia li scatarri» Cure 1st ken .a t rually,actin» In Algeria a river of ink is formed that tim e be bad earned- an enviable, guarantee of good fa ith .” State. This Jctlon was taken under irecujr on the blood and m com »urfAce» oa D = by the conjunction of two streams, reputation for indomitable application e • «&C per bo ü$. Hoad by aL the new law pnovldlng for the handling Vi dr *jfk !•< * Testfcnonl. 1» free. one of which is im pregnated with and enormous power of work. He was TO C r R E A COLO IM OJfg D A T aixtcare o f convicts. In this way It Is UaJl $ Family Fill" r th bwt. iron, and the other7 which drains a not a brilliant scholar or speaker, but TWke L a x a tiv e .Hromn Q u inine Tablet» 'A lP expect«! to work extensive prison re­ tru g g lits rejnud the mnnev fi it fails to cure peat bog, w ith gallic acid. The m ix­ In the Milton Literary Club, composed B. How She Knew. forms, the eon flct lease system being n . Grove'a s ls n a tn r i'lio n egeb box. J6c L IS T E D S T co.«). W..SB A N D >m I». G lfA K A N T K K D TO JA N U A R Y t 1WJ. ture of the iron and th e a d d results of tlie brightest students of the Insti­ alwdlslied. The plantations are In ■ ’Tinit horrid Manti ha* been go*- AW w kite run catalogue , discounts a n d ter m s Bringirg It Back. in ink. tute. he whs regard«l as oge of Its West Fellelan and Iberia parishes. On siping ultvut m e .” CluCberly— Old man, do you ever tlie former eotton will be raised, and ablest members. After graduation? he - G A R PIR I D TEA . the medicine that ‘TVby,-how do you know ?” .. H E N R Y G O O D M A N A C O M PA N Y, —• • Putiflee »he blood end c le a n w . entered Into commercial life, and be­ have any-doubts aliout vour love for sugar on the latter. I-oulsianu has ’She kiwud me twice when we met the ly ite m , brnigw good benita ' •■■■IBB n e t r a riK T T ., . . her’ aliout 1.000 convicts. cam e lirat a clerk and then a junior to ail s in i uké it. tqflay.” ‘ I t l i m a le J o b b o r , o l B lo y o lo S u n d r l o , . P o r tla n tl. O r o y o n . C astleton—Oh, y e s ; hut when it from barbe. D rtixK is» sell It. partner in a small shipping bouse A I’rornoter'o Humor. ,H„«»>: U n n i T ou H aar th a H »b y CryT known as William R. Grace & Co. The com es on I get down a stack of un­ Ai (o Some Handwriting. Charles R. Flint has * quaint Yankee Th» only »af» mc«llclne for sour curd colic in firm had an unpretentious office In paid hills and look them over. humor which Is as well developed to­ nursing l.«hh « la < u e s r e t t Candy C athartic. Fred— Do you think a m an's char­ downtown New York, and was Insig­ g,»lV •r > m ild ly purgati*«. Omg acter ia show-n in his liandw ritingf Mothers willfiiul MrsvWlnslow'a Booth- day as fu bis school year*. In the nificant compared with the older and Ing Syrnp the best remedy t.. use for their PoIZteebnTc Institute the markings Kate— If it is, sonie of them must larger bouses of the neighborhood. Yet children during the teething period. ! were on tbe tbe ’ basla of one hundred and be perfectly areadful. through the genius of its members, and were bulletined monthly.. One day a Laxativ» Uromo-Qulnlne Tablets cura a sold la especially of Flint, It was destined to On the train. For Ilia next so ert dollar doll marked hills paid *,IC<'**srul In tbe Institute. Within 4)nc <>' thorn. to d a y . Thia It a , liance of your lilt-ilm * "Blxty-alx, that's the very number o f on a Saturday night by a «Mas»achu- years be was a wealthy man. At sb he wired, piflv on a sfathp/iknd drn|>a jt Kimi Lady— And your mother? our year, and I hope when w* get to aetts m anufaetoA ’’to^it«'bands, ,400 was worth more than a million; to-day into tbe train letter liox. At the Ragged Reggie— N u w er had none. '99 Jack will receive that figure!” " by the following TuewTayrwere.-tléfxis- he Is ranked among, tbe great capital­ next statjpn;. the l*>x is cleared jjjjd Once a sanctimonious person Lh,,>— No sis- ited iu the- l4n bÿ-^be saloon keep- ists of the world.—Frank I.eslie'a Pap­ tlip m e s s a g e sent put. Hie hpuk SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. marked: x«r*. ular Monthly. — — — -■ ______________________________ Kagged Reggie—Gosh, yes! I got "Children should never W allowed to lotfl o ’ thorn. play with toys on Sunday!” King and President. An E a r ly Im pression. “May they not play . with religious Edward VII Is somo months older 18885121 "People ought to be mighty careful toys?" be queried. than President McKinley, who ha* lu»t about the way they educate their chil­ started In on hl» fifty ninth year. King "There are no religious toys, sir!" — h m e orkünal dren!" said Senator Sorghum. Krlsrard 1» now In thO’ flfth mouth of "Excuse me, there are!" “1 suppose there are many things yon ht< Sixtieth-year. “ I k a r » gon» I « S a y » »» • H im w la h a a t a attacks of "What are they, then, sir?" . ■ • > • • • • • Of Ab« b e w e i s , no t M i n « a b i« U> would arrange differently If you could ■DOT« in « M « le a p t oy QBlii« « V t w a te r in je c tio n « “Noah's afks.? • The Fleet Rule. go back and auperintend your own <'nrunie<-o ii»iipetio< i r o r » e « e a year« placed me la ta i» te r r tb .« e v o a iitie n i « w rin g t h a t tim e 1 « I« ««* oh'ildbood?" N e w Boarder—-Can I get my meals V Not a P e r fr e t Hpeclm en. -i— a r r t b íu g I b e ar« nt b u t n e v a r foni»« a n y r e lie f ffneb on time "Yes. For instance, my thoughtless n » » « > re ee u n lit 1 be«an e»ing t A M i H r i M | The little glr! *hom the New fork lAndlndy- -No; you will have to pay »• the best policy' over and over again. •j dolls that sbe feels herself to lie some Unusually Lucky. “ I'm afraid that you w on’t lie They dlnn«ff‘IfTnTo me so bard that m.r W lgg—Is he lucky? • thing of a connolsaeur In'chlldren. lie- C ANO V a . — able to explain your attitude in th is young spirit revolted, and 1 have bad Wagg—Lucky! I should say so. He , ‘ •‘" i l r there came a real live bal/y Into m atter,” said tlie friend, doiihtfullv g n H Art A n R .1 T I IC C A » T ah aversion to that motto ever alnce."— • t 'e house v-. ! "I'm not going to try to e x p la in ,” says he can always light ills pipe with •"•Hl Washington Star. his last match.—Cleveland lead er. » h llvrt e n it was SU put said Senator Horghum. “ Life «■ is fc too »«I M R Into ___ her .A arms. th is, - 1 a . ” . VffJ flhort to do an yth in g but go ahead • Iffnoraffce o f P a r e n « with a critical eye. and transact bu»in«M. I can hire P O R T L A N D ’S F U T U R E . Parents* desire Intensely, two things. Ian t that a. nice baby?” cried t b e , people to do my exp lain in g for me. ” I and only two things, for their children; nurse. with the - Joygua ‘ prld* with j ! their auccees In atbletlca.at school R . I..'C a te Predicts tgo.ooo Popula­ S p rin g tim e Resolutions a nurae alwaya regards a new , Caa't Alway, T«ll. P ’ a a o a s t. rslatas:« r a v a t T»»'a "Goa no ; their material success in.the-world; and tion and Says All Eyes A r* Ojn« Nara* Hr»M. Waakan o*Url|«,JSe. baljy. In which she feels that ah* ha* a ’“ Do you serve lobster* hère?’ one corresponds to the other. Of re«l prua« ratea Pointed Thia W ay. G U N K C O N S T IP A T IO N . proprietary interest. aaked the new arrival. ! intellectual distinction they apyear to p ro » «sty • fa. "Yea." replied the little girl, hesltat- ’W ell,” replied the waiter, ” we ’aa and deeply, Portland ta (ro w in g faster rods* than at any i have as little conception at their boys • from lid nor, nplutn an<1 tobacco |nffly. "Its nice, but Its bead's loose.” , our instructions to discrim inate aa tlm a In I t , pan history, and w ill have a popu­ flure rgllpf •otXhe« and habit». Man«l for particulars to them selves.—Saturday Review. !• •tren ftke n a much aa possible among them aa latio n ol n»t l«*a than t o mow in llos la m -A gossip never does much harm un­ come* in to eat. ” o ffa rfn f b»*lic‘»a and reald.ure proparty today Itilq litlitito. 314 Hit! 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