“Y not bo a political tw ha.
jy * to“« ““d • strong “puU" with
President Cleveland. Mias Parker de-
to have much influence aX.h
y»— S.7^.
_ “What to tbe matter with tbe United
States ssMteF’ What, indeed r If tbe
tenth most be told, it to a body te deca
denoe. Tbe moral and inWUeotual tone
ofjibe senateareboth falling far below
bta^a
<«>-ttngutohed
XTlSL*?
““a ‘to“ to «“Y
tmtt desk The story of tbe
to held in by the ad-
■«Motratioa fa Interesting.
Some
Plumbers tell some laughoblo ■toriso
sbout people who don’t know bow to
run furuacee and ataam
plant«,
"We put in ■ furnace for a minister
El-..NX*.’’ “7« “ Auburn plumber, “and
tbe next day ho oame down and kicked
about it He eaid that it wouldn’t bora,
and he either wanted it taken outer
put in working order right awry, I
went up, aud after examining tbe obim-
ney carefully I looked into the furnace.
Wbat do you suppooe the trouble vm I
r - Well, sir, tbe minister bad been trying
to heat the house by building a finTin
dkm sah hnw •
T
*----- - *
Staved rw Nie UMSfr.
The Professor’s Wife—The professor
is in the laboratory conducting soma
ehem leal experiments.
The profbap
expects to go down to posterity—
(Prom the laboratory}. Br-r r-r- hans I
The Visitor—I hope tbs professor
hasn't gone.—Harlem Life
THE BANANA EATER».
Mothers
^“totewltsd intarest-
s-
by consumption in early year« that
there to real cause for anxiety. In
tbe earlv stages, when not beyond
Hood’s Sana,
parilia will restore the quality 'and
quantity of the blood and thus ¿ivo
good health. Read the following letter:
“It is but just to write about my
daughter Cora, aged 19. fibs was eom-
plstely run down, declining, had that tired
feeling, and friends said she would not
live over throe months. She had a bad
” y "T1 >***“ who were
! **“£“« ÜM« atoar off the beante
to* follow.: At the
D"° Crow sent
to • »«od start, with Welsh a
Sto
“-todLubyto
where he was overtaken.
mm ?
to his I
W1™ Ä”*1 • “tote ssoood with
Cough
and nothing ssemod to do her any good.
I happened to read about Hood’s Barssna-
rlltaand hadjter give it a trial. From the
ven «ret doss she began to got batte.
After taking a few bottles she was com-
Ptotsly cured end her hsetoh has been the of slothfuloess seems to be banging over
best aver since." lisa. A ddib P ick , one and alt Rarely, indeed, does tbe
debate rim to a respectable leveL If the
URailroad Place, Amsterdam, N. Y,
“I will say that my mother has not crooks ate not exploiting their single
stated my cess in as strong words ss I ideas, the brawlers are engaged in per
would have done. Hood’s Sarssparllla sonalities sadly out of place in the sen
has truly cured ms and 1 am now wall.» ate.
The upper branch of the American
O oba Peat, Amsterdam, N. Y.
congress has fallen on evil days.—Wal
*» to get Hood’s, because
ter Wellman in Chicago Times-Herald.
WHAT NBOLBOT MAT DO.
There are some infirmities that oaly a ■bowing signs of dtotresa
surgeon's knife will relieve, and mostly
»»te-troteh, Laby's jock
strictly because of negtoeL A nagfeeted
MeGurk. wont for another stalk of
nerve pain may become so chronic as to | bananas and raooeeded fat nosing out
eripple, and this to ottos tbe rase with Weigh in fam time. Timo: Luby, U
fc“11”»-
«“ Mme, it is easily
deed, like other nerve peins, and vigor and
fhosuaads oToama
bare been treated by tbe use of St. Jaenha
Oil. with the result of a promptendueT
manent core and restoration to heal hof
health are restored.
only ten years in Washington, daily at
tendants upon tbe sessions at eongnas
touxanaa; Wetob. tl bananas. Bothron
*
to*"1* »*». and with a better
Jockey than McGinnis, Welsh should
have won. Both were sent to the stable
to root up. They are entered for another
atahorace next weak, and the betting
«»the event promises |o be spirited.— I
presence.
are thousands of man and womim
today who have been enabled to keep
vigorously at work, who mast have
Hood's
pound. - Nervous affeotioiMare a warn-
ing to busy people.
At the earliest sign of reduced nerfe
force, inability to sleep, langour, or
of mind, everyone
should look immediately to the nutri
tion of their nervous system and to the
purity of their blood.
Paine’s celery
oompound will attend to both of these
Sarsaparilla
Is the Ous True Blood Purlfler. A11 druggists 11.
FreparedMlybyCLHoodACo., Lowell, Mv
Map bolline wm tos ottea boM
MOW A METHODIST MINISTER
CARRIES HI8 YEARS. .
-fous os Otes, C1TV or Tourne,!
BURNING THREE MONTHS.
What B. T. MeOiaale SUye er the Mg
Dessaus Teasel giro.
B. T. McGinnis, a capitalist at Mout-
resL is in San Francisca He recently
oame over the Northern Pacific roed.
He says that the great fire in the Boae-
man tunnel on that road is one of the
most extraordinary events ever coming
within his knowledge. The tunnel has
been on fire for over three montba and
v. William Toux, WC Oswoge, Telia
a Bogerter Hlo Bernt ofUeoO Health
-Will «ml, BeaeSt Bveryeae Whe
Tello wo
Alvloo^
From tbe Times, Oswego.S. Y.
Probably no man to better known or
more highly respected in Oswego, N.
Y., than Bev. William Young, of tbe
Methodist church. Mr. Young has not
a conference appointment but holds a
responsible position with the Oswego
City Savings bank, where he has been
a trusty employe for the past twenty
yean.
In tbe spring of 1894 Mr. Young
looked as if his time was limited and
that be would be laid at rest with the
great majority before the snow covered
availing.
Ha was told that tbe fire wee first dia-
covered early in tbe morning of Sept.
18 last. The immense amount of wood
work in tbe tunnel furnished ahnndan*
material for a big fire. At the end of
three weeks the tunnel was a roaring
furnace. Tbe fire started about tbe mid
dle of tbe tunnel, which to almost a
mile long.. - Within a few days the smoke,
traveling half a mils to cither end of
the tunnel, issued forth in dense volumes
day and night
Mr. McGinnis myo that the immense
quantities of water poured into the tun
nel did not seem to do any good. The
tunnel was then sealed up in the hope
of smothering the fire. A few days ago
the tunnel was opened, and the fire
seemed to be burning as hot as over.
Mr. McGinnis says It has been sealed
up again for an indefinite period.
"In truth I am a changed man, and
Meanwhile the company has built a
I owe my present good health to Dr.
switchback across the mountains, and
in that way baa been able to run iu Williams’ Pink Pilla In the spring
of 1894 I was all run down and had
through freight and passenger trains.
San Francisco Examiner.
ooospted an offer at ¿10,000 for tom cent delights of childhood. The plant
weeks iu Mew York, and would be over ing, the weeding, the watching for the
very soon. Mr. Stevens, her personal first blossom. keep the whole family
manager, will make the arrangements I Interested, and to the moot thoroughly
tor Mbs hlht's engagement, wbioh, it I natural aad healthful pleaamp a child
to supposed, will be played at the Olym- lean have There fa In aU thfa a sense
I of ownership which to as unselfish as
I p neoMsion can be. for connected with It
is usually the desire to give away the
I first fruits as an offering to friendship
1 or charity.
The flower lover la almost always the
flower giver, and nothing is sweeter
I than to see a dear child bring to the
I fond, mother the first blossom from "my
wrote. She bad the courage of her con- own garden,”
I The best and surest way to shut out
viotions. and it the oonvietione were
queer soreetimeo they were uttered just I évll thoughts to to furnish themes for
the same, and the queerer the louder. I good and pure and beautiful thoughts;
And if “Amber” saw fit to change her I a mind engaged in the attention to
convictions at any time tbe change was beautiful things in nature has no place
boldly chronicled in no uncertain tones. for that which to hateful and ugly, and
Her last words to me were striking, we cannot overestimate the real value
as all her words bad been. Trying with of flower culture as a part of children's
the Impotent, foolish bravado wo im- I education.
I have often wondered if the childreu
pertinantly healthy ones assume in face I
ONE CENT POSTAGE
at the majesty at death, I uttered some we see stealing flowers do this entirely
stupid sentences, ae we do, intended to from mischief, or if some do not really
be comforting. “No, I know I am going live the Woesome they cannot have at
to die,” sbe said, looking mo fairly in home. If they had early been taught a
tbe face aad speaking strongly, “and I real appreciation of flowers, they would
am not afraid, but you will admit that probably more highly regard their
neighbors’ rights in the matter.—Wom
।
one’s feeble attempts to beoheerful seem ankind.
an frivolous and empty I I was setting
A Dog's Remarkable Instinct
my flimsy standard for support and
A remarkable Illustration of a dog’s
making vain boasts at help on the
ground at a warrior who had already Intelligence has occurred in Sutton.
This committee has opened headquar
made tbs fight aad was wounded to A married lady there has a small pet,
and on her removal to a Ix>ndon hoe- ters in the board of trade rooms in Phil
pltal, owing to UI health, the animal adelphia and is investigating the gener
became greatly distressed, running al subject of postal rates. It is sending
hither and thither in search of his inquiries to mercantile and trade organ
mistress, to whom be was greatly at isations all over the United States for
tached. A week afterward the dog the purpose of securing their suggestions
disappeared, and two days later re- and oo-operation.
I turned to Its home footsore and weary. . It to shown by tbe committee that the
I It subsequently transpired that tbe average cost of carrying mail matter fa
I faithful terrier baa found hie way to • cents a pound. Letters pay 88 cents a
tbe hospital where hto miatrem lay. pound, while second class matter pays
No one guided him, and be traveled the only 1 oent. A reduction of letter post
whole way atone. He waited about age will necessitate an increase in the
for boors, trying to gain admission, rate at second clam matter and the pos
niustratod by « della wtth s
and finally, after many rebuffs, sue- sible oxolusion from the mails of cheap
and *• other articles, Aimis
1 reeded in running Into tbe hoepital novels, which are mailed as periodicals. Vmy soon after I began to feel better
French fashions as well as tbs cl
and finding the bed where the lady lay. Tbe promoters of the movement desire and I mw I had made no mistake in
With great delight be balled her, and also tbe abolition of tbe franking priv trying tbe pills, and before tbe first
after Mtiefying himself that she was ilege.—Pittsburg Dispatch.
box wee emptied I felt so much im
aafe, be trotted back to Sutton, about
proved that I immediately purchased
An Indian Taboo.
fourteen milee distant—London Dally
The penalty for violating, even un- another. I bad taken seven boxes at
tbe piito, and at the end of last sum
Nows. _____ ______________
wittingly, the taboo of a gens Is a visi
mer I felt I wae entirely oured aad
tation of sores, livid spots, inflamma
Tallost Porson in the World.
dtooontinued their use, but always keep
Probably tbe tallest human being tn tion of the eyes, and even blindness. a box handy if oooasion esquires. I
The
In-ehtasunda,
or
Thunder
gens,
do
tbe world to Mise Ella Ewing, who to
am now entirely cured. Tbe lasMtods
known aa tbe Mleeourl giantess. She not touch reptiles, toads, or beetles. has left me, my kidneys are all right
Some
years
ago
the
vegetable
garden
atande 8 feet 4 incites In height being
and my appetite—well, you should see
two Inchee taller than Chang, the fk- of the Omaha mission was visited by mo st tbe table. I am a new man
mono Chinese giant. Miss Ewing Is the potato bug. The good lulMionnries again, and Instead of feeling like a
in charge engaged the children In the
but 23 yesrs of »ge.
Buy s bar of this Celebrated Smoking Tobecro, and read the
work of extermination by offering a man of fifty, wbioh to my age. I feel
coupon, which gf^es a list of other premiums and bow to get them.
"Her fiance to a pronounced brunette, bounty of five cents a quart, solid meas
to he not?" said one young woman. ure, for defunct bugs. Ao the extinc credit for thie great change. I have
“No,” replied the other; “he Is a Rus tion of the species became Imminent, recommended these pilla to asveral of
sian. He can be spelled, but not pro- some of the young wits adulterated my neighbor« and aoquaintsno«s who
their bugs hy the addition of spurious
nouaeed.“—Washington fltar.
have bean relieved of their oomplainte. ”
beetles. About this time one of the lit
William Young, being duly sworn,
tle girls became suddenly covered with
deposes and says be to tbe gentleman
sores. Her parents, hesrlng of it, came
referred to in the above interview, «nd
in consternation to the mission. She
it to tree in every reapeot.
belonged to the Thunder gene, and the
William Young.
child's bug income ceased at once. She
Bubearibed and eworn to before mo
bad unwittingly been carrying on a
truffle In her taboo! Century.
Paia
Try Walter Baker & Co.’s Cocoa and
Chocolate and you will understand why
their business established in 1780 has flour
ished ever since. Look out for Imitations.
FRENCH
F ashions
free
m
3
Ways to
Got Those
Fashions.
B lackwell ’ s G enuine
D urham T obacco .
JAW ....
[LOUR
. ♦ i
mining ...
marine ♦ . ♦
WARE-HOUSE
MACHINERY if
TIE HLUKIÏÏ1101 VINKS
Allcock’s
Porous
Plaster
WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE Rl/LES.
GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF
SAPOLIO
WANTED-Ä
»
la aa us eenptob Urr'tory to lake
order» gOT
TfllitOR-NMIEChOTHIIlC
■tastiera ess asks Mg wages.
f f KRYS SUDS
Japan has ordered tbs largest battle
ship tn the world, and it will soon be
lennobed in England. It will be paid
Car with Obinsss money, which HNs-
tretes tbe that that a nation without
warships mast build them tat sores otb-
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