LION OF LANOÜAO
THE REAL LOBBYIST
lamJuu tea» lawn cMertataed lately 1.»
I'**« of «In ugtb that ara' rertainly re.
UMrkdUv and | sm I m 14 v uranrpmaaed la
Huxlcra fiuta. Fieri Ite-re wra a MMM
natiteli Sandow. «ten was au etroresuusly
i*»wef^il inàsi; he was succeeded fa
Kua|wm and tee i* tarn by aa trite
American aiimet Sullivan. Variously
the thnv n.'MueR hart« With tte letter 8.
«hi'h i» aleu th* imitai of "itrsugth."
and of «be Oreck aroni for strength
teUwoual Sultana. the latest cornar, ia
Altbsmgg 14 UM »'S C-U Aa^lklm* «W
- Ih «Krd Oau
' - A »weucs walk <1 «alu a dava taws dea
IW« ufi«« yñaev<tej aCtmwua. S^» U«-ltl
a baàte «vchM< lo bw t» end «a» «ridmv
lv safferiag from a »vu» i wtliacbr.
M bave a i«y trai UsXtacfa." «te MUd
lo id> dmu«v
“WÍM Ih» uwl mtrac-rdr’ he «tato.
“Ym/ .te* said. «Aadtertu., • Ine ‘ •
, “W«il. «i< Ulto iter cbsa. ami I «ili bai»
"J^ ik Will
««»'i ur-
"ATiUÍr perhaps.'
Tb« vom« held teil'
The dretiw m-
toetad a eeuplr «T iestrutseat» «ad said
B^dUU, "l$w< luU> liw CÀIAX.M - •
•taaM
iW Su.sa, H «aste
apt eirwee ve rsota Uitte that te wa­
(acuii yufttx-tuy It e:
«Z boj». .-Ieri «f à;l ■!. <
thou^KKul«/ ite Mir«
ter«* mw «underfnlíy rigid. H te la Mt
»t acitili cml Crrp T, i.i.vul
fur ix> Lojr c*m
«Hit fa- W;ì WIYSutteTieriS
«tei a tee taci » te mmu «
HUneM i» i av«<y «drainage prutuiaeuce.
th»'is rtj
aun»
’•WoHy. tou, h mure large- famraed a * haiu to a te-pound weight,
I* de« t 111
ià ìffaàj ih ber < _m«-«’\crt>t and the other rad being griped "tar
rwrra hi« tevth. swung hi now if around
Tte «omaa -uuj dried a U« «tans etui
and anmud nutil tte twirl tog chain a»
boy
tu
m<
n>un*
hiura
groaned awhile. Than Jw «at down iu tbe
esHuwi a nearly tan»i*ital lira
Tte
tu auto lw.IT „voce.
rw. ' ’
feat was rejk«l«<l with th* weight
Tèe lUidiat Opened tee «tratto and privi «Mmbini t.> rout««d
eietnrar« of tiii.itmae
doubled. amle a* the performer, with
ateui with cimi at teia iaMremeat*. »tee
eia* 8* both Lauds to his Lipa an,I using *V*ry
ar Mu tax loudly. |n a ••laut« be toaetad
straw iu hi* frame, swirled around and
«ho natiti v* inatte, and Ite» » «Hl .ao »h Hakee I
out of (be state-
around the audience wondered with
anxiety what would ha|>pen if ora at
i buy a "ai
A
AesMrata-d-i ; 8tara li«,Y*_ _ l> .,«1.4 dff*» — - -- ■« — a*
"Nu, I wuo’lt” she replied sharply. "I
I happen in <
Murtitm» lh,-y j
wra't be tortured by you^ray hudj else.
to wear »hukin without prove
II was
• araaum
labte looking shoes, jastified tte coarta
tla widow, te not exactly a desirable
ur. <m ary thie winter. He was a abto
man, With a farad face, crvimaii by a
white mustache etaitod at tho eiMia with
tobacco juice. Hia ahirt was not clean
and te showed a good deal Of h, bra b*
wore a white tie, which only added em
erafaffaravtfatoOM.
<
.. ; foafod aa tear and» half wtea ra rewired
Ws are familiar with tte ad v.rt fa* t tte fatat white walked ««at for.
unto Which read somewhat as follows: : “Old Roman Noss, chief of tte Dog 8ul-
'A lady of rank and high social pudtiou dien aad tte moat setebratad Indian fight-
of naatueas. When to- moved away
from bis place sgKinst the wall to ura-t
a member of congress who had orawit
of the chamber upon th« < all of owe of
n
re «
»uaiiw IU4H
Will Him
-
.
your cu»t..uie.. like ttal- I don’t ibiuk Mvv-bappe<1.¿ to b
but at this lima wear*
ir cathoataf,
ytete much of a dgutta ahyto»
L
Mder b««nm ills
With Itai »1er Ouuucmi. out wt th.-o ti
I ' '*
‘ “*, 1,1 '
u «rcMrafa
Ithaslwconwlhe ami U was a hhig tirar tefure th* deuuM ¡ “*1*1**““ lu‘’ <“u i ,w u igauramn .. who,
i fa.>tu a full,Titi« Lis
could think cdUtHutadly-Buffalo Express. *«1 with I “
te may truly te calW 2
(¡■«•Sal «taety.
.
"<l<•*<»*;
arc nti te Ue
Deaoun IJghUuM and Déacuu OI ui » i «« m 1 j u, ”l J..
’ ' '
SvtwitbM tehm itemi
were brother uffirem iu tbe san.
'... «.mid mak. a nal
church in a Kentucky tuwu, apd white tbe ' ....... ».
r
,i Humid I.
form» waa fond at »iipfoM ««.M a
'« Wial.iv.
atnokehiHiM-m ll.t uigiittiisa tue bilfrr hwl.
•» umti on kuura
ditate a te-ab. Hier Olm»’«*«!
wore
mèi
A UuvMi.Tta.« IMda't 1 it., th. Whi^
Mre Wllhhirt »H rrira, tte «¡fe ofrbe
peri.inno.I was th* lifting of an rirptril
by bia trvth. it-was a -batey." Tia true,
but it weight'd alsmt 1.W» pounds and
was lifted a « Ivay tbte* inch*« from the
ground, its whole wvighr^pendent from
the jaw of the mah above.
Huilivan na« nut «mxrauful in anate —
14 tQ' b***k • c*’Min *”h W“
h**.u*
,hw M«»bra the |>reviou«
; r
HvMic<.reled,luiwever.inpniv-
i«g that hia prowess waa mg entirely
renfinvd te f”MU with.Jits teeth by lift-
ing a terrei of water, weighing M0
ponudk. with tte middle finger uf his
of testure.
• «Ione hing one.
ttombt te it aa though it war* sotaa o.Htte*sld*by
pnisive than tte others.
TW
My friend was disappointed.
He
could not nnderwtand when I- told him
that this man was one of the best uf th«
lot òf fóbbvUre «fibnt tte Capitol, that
b«had’ ,.
« iher of coagresa. that
pretend to impad« tba eunrat of things nor
prevent that solution, relatively near at
hand, of tbe long rivalry of"
rwi
Aaÿ Ma»*t it, tan to on* it la to-
tor 4b« ultimate euiraiaatloo and domi m»
tten of tte uniVMM. 11« «aya further that
"tha world wilt not b« Rasaiau nor £■»
fitat.
. will us AughK.Saxoo
aad ita ooodiM-t radaoad to a mean sys-
representatives has never yet had tbe
sense to m a bns Ite rules so strong aa to
keep out thia, mau and several utters
•just lite him who are wet! known to be
nothing uiorw'ttan »trikers and lobbyist»
•fa Rifar jan» lo pick up mid jobs to
must te attrihutad Ik. LHw'kt
^ia.k
traeradcglc^taaXf^
------ rad calculation that tuts falten upon
•nee. nv do not, ora Might to te
«A Hut dien are not qnlte*blam«lera
thankful, ,Thi1v«
they are popuhtriy
for, not to »peak of their pleasing little
•nppoaed to do. If the public knew what
habits of making laito to their hosts'
• Mfafa the profetaiunal lobbyist b.
they would be driven to sawing wood or
wrakingonjUw railroads, or into doing
ba w«H ted.—Vanity Fair.
•oms oifar useful and iaten.ra. I> hm
pOAN
1
rat rtayiag Fair.
Then I showed my friend another lob
Lot a woman te killed in a railroad
byist. This was a thin, sliding fellow,
with a gray close beard, wbo toed in as travetors* insurance cooipnny'her? tein
and who glanced fnrttvely about aa te may: bat let thsi poor woman ba beaten
w«nt, as if watching to ponnce down aad broken and the breath of life almoat
upon some ow. Thi« man waa not an
ex-mombM> ~9~"ote|^raii bat fe fad
bit of that breath left la ter body, so
been an employee of the house many long «he may not receive « bit of acci­
yeata ago, a«d tad been caught taking dent Insurance money, even though her
money to unable a corporation to rem h
xillcy is against accident., 8be will read
through tbe <k.ur of ’which be had
t only to find this clause, "Except that
ch ase d to get through a subsidy bill
He was dismissed, ““d te at once went
into the service of the corporation that
had led to his disgrace.
«
He la in that employment still, and te
associates with a great many senators
and representative« who do nut know, or
have forgotten that othem know, hi«
odious history. He Is an errand runner
«nd a sneaking watcher of Members
Who are to to encouraged to vote thia
r<" way or the other on bills to bs reported
4 ; or killed. -He would buy a member
without Lesliatiou lf it were safe to buy
him, but te is cautious. He finds out
. ;
He la not Ingeuioua, nor
Ha
follows the instructions of the corpora
deed If he dote not get kicked out of a
gentleman's house more than half a
Tbe female lobi ibyist la,, generally
speaking, a myth. Tho women who
come to the Capitol as promoters of tte
bills for pension* or for claims, ootne on
their own account, and tho only skill
they exhibit Is that which consists in so
peraistently Imthorlng the member» who
hare introduced their bills for them that •
they undertake to have them |m«w*d in
order to get rid of terrible affliction»
Tho marvelous woman of charming
manners that cannot lie resistext is to be
fonnd onlv in the syndicate stories. Th«
women who undertake to promote legis
lation are, almost without «sceptiou
bunglers and failures
Few women
know enough abont tte ways of legisla­
tion or the ways of tte Ir-gidator» to
qualify them to undertake lobby work
or to approach members to direct their
actions, except by tbe most vulgar »p^
ciee of blackmnil made possible by con
tributary immorality.
Generally speaking, th« lobbyist is a
fruud and an nnnmraaary nnisaned. H«
exist« mainly because moet people d«
not know Anything abont the methiNi»
ef legislation, and because nearly every
body interest*«! in a MU not public to
lieves that the lobbyist is a creature wliu
can tide over difficulties and remove
them. A- a rule tbe employment of one
«
their faces, is prejudicial to the lagislw
tiou they are employed to promote.
They thrive on account at tte general
ignorance about tbe legislative methods
of procedure.—Waahingsoa Cor. Provi­
dence Journal. ■
only." For women to be called female«
with a capital lottor te sufficiently old
ashiooed and barbarous, but for the
traveler«' insurance not to insure them,
too. ag^jnst accident, is not playing fair.
Tte theory probably is that women are
u
Homo little while ago Miss Mary Day,
one of tbe oldest established of the lady
typewriters, started tbe experiment of
taking deaFand dumb persons aa pupila
The uovei idea has turned out very sne-
"Haki" sato tu« other "YradufaAmF
wbat you talkin about. Kf you Meal a
chleken, dr ehlckea’s gwiütae holler, jm
you I. K«lrw gtt »bot »n bring reprnrah
ondechureh. but wherfiber hnrira imm
bollerf’.’ and with thia kmwkoul srgumeHt
Brer Lightfoot ptwed <>ti: -Detroit >;rer
When Rawls's Bashlnir eynibsls eu
Bst Briton’s seas may writ rrjoira.
tba boeads at
French, eoe at the sweetest of tongues.
oui rara TstwrtL ami » artaLr.”
neighbor.
At sundown the Indiana drew
officers were wounded,
j for food on the way, and tten With moc-
«aalns made from tte tops of our boots and
witltata rather stinking saddle blanket«
. wesfawfaround us, we made, as we thought,
f,lr|f representative Indians, at leaat no far
■a poverty and filth ware concerned.
"We succeeded in making three miles
She fir»4 night. Then we hid ouraelvss in a
She Framh nation, who brought tteir lan­
guage with them and planted it upon that
■oil in anticlpallou of Ito growth. Instead,
however, of its growing and apreadinguver
tte country, it began to weaken, and it will
soon dlmppwsr from tte memorim of tte
lubsbiUmta of tbst Mate.
ties according to Uwse asvend language« to
reallaa the unchaugsabl« future of tte
English, now striding on and on over tte
face of tte earth with womlerful Impetu­
osity and a vigor that will not be re
■trained. ;
English 1« spqken by «8^00,000 of peo-
pl«; Ruafaa. 75.ajo.ant »«man. Mjno,an.
Freoob, «OAOi.oeO-. Spanish, mt.an,000-, Itai
fan, M,an,ax>; Portuguese, - I4,nrn,a», «; d
Scandinavian. V,<X»,a». Within tbe coin nil
of tte government of tlíese seven I lan­
guages England rules over 205.0)0,0» of
leopie «todo
who do notas
not as yet speak the English
asm and the other savea tav» only
Koutside Of tbemselvse-an neton-
ishiiig diffetraea.
English language te divided into two gov­
ernment« only, white the other six «redi
vided into N, all of whom are filled with
bittar enmitie« one for tbe otter, white
they are and it appears ever will bs using
every device sad pretense to supplant and
cosroe the other, but it te just aa notterable
wo lay all neat day listening to the that England aad tbe United State* are
now and will erar continae at peace ” Vo
She De««»'I Hslls.a la Waa>M<>
i klAe, but it was not half ao desirable aa the
women ■ Klgnia
n|^,
Tl—
ta-.
Miss Jean Ingoiow lives with her EXh hideqn ttate^sto«XJdZu^d
—-
brotiter at Kensington. Her writing oc-
•upies her some two or three boon in
the morning. Mias tngelow te tbe daugh
ter of a banker. There were eleven chil-
«Iren, and ah« was not esteemed tte
so ws lay there and waited for night to
seme There waa nothing pleaaant about
tba oddrof our biding place». Of oounw
violets, but we didn't mind
wh*" nl«h‘ "f"«. ”• tellsd out
brother belprti her to publish her first
volume of poem*. Mb» Ingelow's out-
Mmntime taST. * “
• B<h
can bs no doubt that tte English will eves
tually baooms ths universal Isuguagi- of
the earth, aad when Ws observe the «»ton
hhlug »irides It baa made in the |>«Mt It
may aptly be remarked that tbe t Ime is nut
tar diMani, particularly If It advabcea into
foreign countries soil oontiuues the rate of
progreas which it has sttaiued for the past
K years.
It was through tte msdlum of ibe Dutch
language that the Japanese sarrted oo their
foreign correspondence until within a few
years Now they have changed the Dutch
for Iha English, and In more t ban 50,<MM)
schools la Japan Ktutllsh la I m I uk taught,
while tte sons of the most Wealthy and
titled families are sent to our colh-gre to
complete their education, where English b
spoken aad our manners predominate
It te estimated that since tho building of
that famous Tower of Babel there bar«
been 1 JOO distinct languagas and X.MIOcol-
loqufata, or A0O0 different forms of speech.
over tha earth, with about «.amn.llmiuials
-Philadelphia Times
— — --
spoken frank no»» on women'» rights ported the fighi
it to Coloaei Carpenter's
IraraAaraaaratrarat Wrawforanra
•cems to fave rather staggered a recent command,
------ - and
— 4 that good old soldier, with­
interviewer. “I don't approve of tte* ‘ out waiting for orders, struck right out and
at all," said Mi«» Ingelow. "We cannot reached tte tettlelleld 48 hours before tha
wers overheard by a prying man disewwlog
have rights and privileges, and I prefer troop« from th« tort got tte**.”
tte merit« at their servants.
privilege«. Wo »hal! lose our privilege«
“Have you a good cook?” asked lady
when w* demand our righto.”—Ex-
Bank notea were isausd in Ch taa as early
as the ninth century, when tba art of prinu
of humanity
China when a beak fails all tte clerk» ami
managers have their beads chopped off aad
thrown la a beep along with the books ef
eace,” remarked
tte firm. And se it has happeusd in th««»
«training ooffm through a
i0d"—New York Herald
'That waa a disgusting t rani pl helped
thia morning,” said old Mrs Hmythe of
Bnngtown Corners. "1 gave him a pi«
»he iwuted
after the neaMt'a
camp'«Igu,rar Wtmr urn IP ; nr »taiMe a
“X tew days agu Mn Andrew Heid
very ulrt-gi 4 lai hule bis'v.
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«hevvtl Inm.
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f native
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Frano*, and win». Uruthar is
jamUe^jrad.4^1hvr^
au artist iu Pari», math ute uf tte rich-
'■«11.1 a good nvrker. A py hi ? iwn drive ret art dtecut cries tliat taa ever com« to
him. and lie te. i.. I M i,aUlM. I must I light tn Baltimore. Mr*. Reid te a great
.him
art'amLknowa.a good pk-ture
"WfaSB he rauauay»- iu A««! Mre
"h,.T
>,
Crane luatea.
, has b. . n i>( ih-habit ..f hunting through
•No,” Wi.,<«.nd the until laMtatiugly **«»’»faw» stores for ohl paintings.
•but it w. al l '■cjteii... u . ju
j teveral days-ago, by chance, «fa Walked
Tiu< nr»1 d« Mm CreniTI «1 the h.iree ph*0 • »Tore on North Qtarles street,
hitched up to « rert ar-l With a mH her l«iy , Thar* she saw a dilapidated looking old
pnsxn-uiil to take a, dm A 'i be bur*« «a* uk-ture, wIiH-h reiit-vM-nh-d tbe head of a
Hr had a certain choppy yah 1 French rarasut. At first she did no*
"«•'»»*<« to lb. picture, but
Mre
! ^»Hil tK«a
»saara
»s*^* fiw
w*^*v wW
eee^wee rasite
ss^sew tete
ee^M «4
Servern«
return to our party. That night we made
more tracks toward Fort Wallace, only to
find ouraslves within half a mile of lbs
U very
,0<,l,»ns «>n th. south
and dumb people, whose touch is
skillful, make excellent tmewritera *"*<*»*•• Bepubllcan. W« gm into a
a^ a tarra rart of
swampy plsos and bld during tte (fay.
..
I knowing that the Indians would not follow
traMcribed fnwn manuacidpt their affiic us into the marsh with their borera Th«
tion te no disadvantage—ratter tte coo mat morning we found oureelvse at tte
trary, aa no time is consumed in need- head of Oops« crash on a high, rolling pral
I <*M ffOMip. Dumb girls, according tc rie. Indians were so thick all round that we
al! account«, make excellent dreae tadtohiteln ttecarosaaesof two buffalo««,
makers; so that the field of employment 1 P*
‘“d **■" kIH«d tte winter te
for
uersuhs is (taS
ranidlv l Isicomin»
to crawl
wi<le these
n<rXTM.n
<X,n“U* J ‘°rs, »° thsl It wa* »n *«*y mailer
Xm
bJu7
J.. • .7 .
.
- “a”1«
r*pm-«i. I
’
_
wmsswr was raw* na«
"Th« Mohammodan from tte north.”
| toncted hia tody and canaad Mm to pra
The moral of thia allegory of my d«» Al offensive sound. Tten ther* I
“f spec haiu'l
Tunas h»r sprightly vtotin.
%' iT’ - -"ISX.'X
“ of raw bon. meat
WJ
a, tad cut off a chunk
tohire nnraea and extra service in her
home. It te a clause far, far behind the
fim osi and besides it te not at all good
businesS niHnag.-inent to leave it Thou-
aanda of women travel in these travel-
some days, and their money te as .rood
to pay for accident policies in one com­
pany aa bi another.—Boston lianacript
No ctearer or truer d«»c
guages«numerai*ij, with
Lightfoot f" be rn>|»x>d«d
a* wiib — b sleeliu luesl "
return to hl«
d that te soon
fainted and waa borne off the field by bis
“ would to tep.redbl.iu da
man's accident policy brings him te tlausd, "wtea Cteonei Forsythe ordered
scarcely as necessary to the insure. 1 male old Peto Trudell and myself to make a
capitalist a« to the milliner injured in a ior’*1 "‘•«’b to Fort Waltaw, which was
railroad accident <m her way to buy I
“ J*1
spring bonnets, or to the feminine head
* "T” “w'
this yera.” said Mr Hicks, ansiona to
stove off the spring cloth**question.
• Then I shall have to have another
8«>tl-MB was core Wlnwr
winter bonnet," said Mn. Hieta. A
And
^y Lord Rotart« Whst he thought then Mr Hick« wtehed ha had ataid fa
of "India fur tte fndi.n. " He replied: - - ■
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**
*
the frying pan.—Harper^ Basar.
"Go to tho soological garden« and opra
all tte cage«. Yon will then ano wtei
Arabia must be a hravra for those'
would te tte end of India for ttef*-
diana There would te a grand light whose Uvsa are mad* a burden to them
among all tte animals, with tte result by tte whistler. Tha Arab maintain«
that the tiger would walk over the dead
could not to loft to tarwlf, an
tupretne now* wra necessary
together the varied and vartoo«
I
DAaraOhratead was greatl) ijgkkwl
"Wbaffur you talk likv tlñi irr «rá
—Lita
a toy. but after gw«
UMte «mtiiirt bvramv
Mr*. •'<•'*>**’*• , By chanc* «te retorted to
Crane trtel t.i tev I I. ( to^..
th* picture, ami it struch-V«* an being a
he wouldn't ’’g. , " F -' lh te gte tiwi. thidafkitldy fino idee* of art work. Hits
“Htroipws,” »aid
»« .te took light iuni>«| it ov.-rsml |.»>ki«l on the back,
hold on <1 1*111»lunt-lnto^d Iwrerlf weHiu »ml rterv was the artist'« name
Before
tte taut ’ iluld-yumtoM« hriwuse 1 am go ; ter whs onof the most valnableidcturea
ingto*tr]ki-lu-ni viiHi tfi.- u hip whatever | In Baltlm.*.’,
'“whhVKOht Mier
dlalif i^r »be MM • he ’
i » n un > m uvdi ui itnr mj »* nwMt ie'
> «.t.
a.
>« w
. Whip,
rara «, ildraraiWT*^
; U»».pe4.y nui<M K« u M £■!< k up his Lgs g’>wl "er b> »*k W » wrnty dollar», tibe
’ atsd run n«fn«t »« ire reibt Iter tu ina irv te’d U m * pi te«, took tbe lictura hotu«
.. »1
’4. . insiaut
.....
Ifltls ks.w
...... .. ft cannot
k___ I« ». a bought
with ..ss.l
h« r, ra..^.
and VAs aww
euch »kA.
thing.
The
tte WbtpMTUck
I him liv »U xh I »tiicktiill iui-1 Vonl.ln'imuvc. (or Ice« Mum Ihuueahila.
“That liurn would |'t tedgr, taM
__ Mra
_
U wiw a rich Hud. truly, as there are
J Crane tte utter day, "an-rweharl to walk only twqmlivr |ii<-tnre« In Baltimore by
I boiue nod pay n I oy Ju drive Liui whenever
the t uno urttet. The picture is by Jenn
j te took il Into bl-rjtea.i.to mova^—Cincin­
.Baptist» Oreure, and ou tte lock at it
nati Commercial touxite. -
I« "Jean Baptiste lireille, 1728 to 1808."
Mr. William T, Wallers owns on* of th«
"Speaking uf
a..Wli c-s,” said the picture«, for which be- paid a big price,
rector rf-au'JCplsrppal ■ hurtti In a New •nd Mr. I -mtng DtildMra «wra Ite aitaa
Jersey suteihra town tte uthsw<tay, ”r*.
ra yesterday up.l pronouncsd it genuine,
blinds.... Uf a eolonsl Cotiph- wita biul ai st»
Irctivl Washington’» birthday hm their
I
He saysTt1» worth thönHanda uf dollars.
wedding day, ami w|>o trlnbtsl to —
I* mar-
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1 -Baltimore American.
rie«l In my choroh, I «aa In a tpiandaryi '
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as the day came in iwnt. und I did got Mn.
M|u
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Äre
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Prisoner—Jedg> , is this skiimy, mJ ixswd
feller goin to be my lawyer!
Judg*—-He is. You have no nttoruer, and
It is tbe duty of the court to appolnt/axin-
aal to defend you. An you r*a<ly foi trial?
"Jest a minute, yer honor. He’s (one of
these
hef"^
, . divorce lawyers, ain’t ...........
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“Ho la sometimes called «divorce
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wetoniHde, and I dhl not wish to laill the
‘ “* "y •<■•'*« 1 f«*t of tte
k*"*«
oa intopa,!/ ttejiumtem I.' Aitari-sulam-r
ci i *"• "‘titer over, ef you h^ln't no ing Hu »e mutt, rsto iliu bridraroom I »nd; ! c,t* L'óve, N. J. In one plai e Wtet» tte
objectloM I'll take teck t uuf pi.-« of not i "'Now. Sammi, this iiiihi I« u i ery quiet "•'>» had u elemi »weeff'hftven feet of tte
guilty. luoteitako«.'-^hitagoTribun.- w^
jtancbwar
: beach whs uptortml.
upturmal, and
and a
a M*
big nite
pile of
of
"’Oh, y«».
<’-—,‘ wdd Hamuel, it human Ismes was exhumed. A number
will I m a vi ¡y «piki« • «Idin. I lii-re won’t of bull, I« were found auiuug the skel«-
"Hare you beayd of Jack th* Blashsrf" be m> shout m
lon*. H|siiii»U coin 100 yean ohl and a
said the Washington man.
T^e rector stopped hi« «tory In re. but the
"No,” rvpllnl tlis visitor, who was gently writer need not. The wwldimf took pin*» uuuilier of brass buttons with th« nu­
pressing M s A sim Ikerchief against n wrneb and Was an l«rt>uvta«>t itimdint of tteAen- merals 4 and 0 were also found in th«
In bis foce. ”Wbat did you say the numi son. many of tbecolored |H»>p|i iwwiit. In­ mm«, it is known that both American
cluding Ilie hrbli- and l>iiii>-gi«M-ui, temg in and British soldiers were encamped on
^'JaclrtheHtaster.’’
i run
im -r...-.ri..,, f.
n
-n
d Sandy Hook at various time* during U ki
full tin»«,
drees. a
Alarkrxreeptioii
f<>tkrtv«-«l
and
í00* bl"¿.b'.n ‘.“'‘f* J0““' reigne.1 Mipn-me. hm ti„n- wn. 1K1 itevolutiotutry wite, but there |a no iw
»• »net bitti. 1 btot
l*re I h« hitWw t .......
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x । r.
•ord of any burying ground «ver having
lieou tlieru. The tour* raid other relic*
Washington Star.
I I.
IA-
have been seixed by relic hunter».— N«w
ProlwMr tl.PTi.^t potrut fadtoref prv» York Letter. .
T» B« I n thw FABhUm.
ent day mim. bi« I» thr h I m i kh .. into uhieh
"Now that wcarv In a jmm I iìoii to enter,
society, Edmund,'' ssi<l Mr». Kswriclir, ”1 the tnuMcnfar «yatein te i»muttwl t<« full
by-dvvwllni. lt> <-iti<-», wire un-daily te-com-
daut you to do me a favor. ’•
Lug mure .1« prudent «» arUfidâl inreesof | • A very peculiar ca»«« is reported from
"What isdt, Mariar” «pieried Mr. New-
fncrvmot
kw> ».id on telxn- -mvinx apparati»' Paterson, N. J., where n woman desires
riebe. “I
good until dtew'ter» of JigretloH and ravvolte to get a divorce from a dead man, or
enoughF"
"Thatfo all right, dear," rrplie<| Mqi. ms tel le» n re now ». t-mumon ninpngthe rather to get her marriage eat aside.
Newriche. "Bul I du wish yra'd wet one unn(«railrelv |«w>r uw/nter« of tra cmu- Her first hiislMnd enlisted in th« war ‘
of those reeeivem that so many men ar* hiuliity a» they nrv nmoim Umnewl«« are and was killed. Nhe inarrte«! again, and
wrelthy. lu.lwd, whi e the ih -I i «>an i,n- at jhe death of her second husband she
drevora to overrtmte th.« >oi-< hl« f wrought
aaccrtniuiwl that her second marriagu
by hl« ratent Hl y.Uftr by ridipg ill Ilie park
or pteying golf, the pi..rei rrmn, who i. du- deprived her of the lienefits of th« law.
"Yes,” »aid I hr young »Indrnl tlortght alite to iiftonf tlwra |>l.-aMiniLteexrr<-lM-«, BulMuqnently she learned that hrr sec­
fully; "when I get Inti ri-ted In a subject, ii.ydcel. hte inundar d.-ivlopm.-nt npd III' ond marring« wm bigamous, husband
l-never stop nntll I have emln-a<»<l ilgliur
varinbl) nioàiii» hl» munitili« or tu in ble» No. 2 having a wife living at th« tim«
oughly”
tat» hte train ratter than warte i,te tima Of bis marriage to her.' This marriage.
Mo-MSr) for a brisk walk or a hnlf hour She thinks, can be ret aside as null and
toting reply, ’-‘I wish I was an Intarwitiog
In tte gymnasium. Nathitel Review.
Void, aad their she will bo able to pro­
subject.”
llalsliiM Talking Parfois,
cure a widow's is-nsion.
A od abe promptly became ona— Tlf-Bita.
The talking powemif a |mrrot depend
luo Them.
toa grunt fiteaA-ra its lieingtâk*n in
Hl«ll_txl<*« for Old Sliver
Witbiagtoo-1 hit wli) ilo you wish' tô hand at it ypry early ng*. TÌiia would’
<A>e of th* most remarktede «alas of- (
make it m > much grau.lvr I I m i any of your be one advantage of rearing ttese Mrd« old silver ever held wad at Kdiuburgh
in cotifinoH-etrt; - Ovlr-r su< li conditions lately. Lt included ptecra belonging to
Mm. Witbiugtun—-Heretofurv I have iu j
also it would lai prnctlcHhle lo vastly tbe late Earl of Ihmmore and th« serv­
vited only tte propia I. liked. |h<troie
improve the speaking fm-nlty by mating ice of St. Martin's abbey in Perthshire.
Tribune
the best talkerii to/tatlicr fdr generations. Several pie< <* were bought op couuuis-
Thus wonld die produced Aueh feuOiered siou from N«w York. The highest pric«
Forrester Harduppe said nubile back eohvenatioiuste as uro unknown upto ever bbtaineil for old silver, eighty dol­
that he was rx|Wctlng some money »oou date. It would certainly b<« profitable lars an ounce, was given for an early
Did te get It f
to br<*<1 and rni>«« tin. parrots kmvwn as Italian double handled cup and saucer, ■
■ Carolina parrakeefa. These sre rare now <480 being the price. The highest price
lag bis watch again — Truth.
’ and bring high prices. I bough they u*«l heretofore had been fifty dollars aa
to be very cotnunm ns far mirth as Penn ounce.— London Letter.
His Wife- DM you gain much by wprk aylvania and Illinois. At present the
siirvivors-are
aImont wholly
-'■* . A FslimHe »«aksa Meat.
Ingao latest yuuroffin- last night, drsrir’ few ------------
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He-No—er- but I came within an ace of fined to scattered locullti«*» iu Florids
An effort is to be made to rais« tte
gaining « great desk-Chicago Record
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■* Indian Territory
-
—
the
Tliey taw »Id British treranre ship Hussar, which
been successfully bred in captivity Tte was sunk nrar Hell Uate, Nov, S3, 1780.
green Australian parrakeeta of tte sort She is said to have carrieil g4.Ob°.OOO, -
Tha mebinv liZl> days ar* har»-
us«d by «trolling fortumi refiere on tlir but all efforts to raise her have been
Tlia sa<l<lvst ihal I know -
streets tre among' the easiest of birds frustrated by the heavy tides and cur-
Toe cold by far to aww Uw laws.
Too »arm to aboval we*.
to rear.—Washington Ht«r.
renta that sweep through the sound.—
-Waahlngtea Star.
New York Letter.
Tbe idea that tho earth is »lowly dry
No. She wouldn't do it. . The »wry idra'
ing up ha« quite a setback by a recent
Would she wrinca lier womanly digni
announcement of tbe hydrographic eii
gtoesre that the gnlf of Mexico is one ty? Could »he lock the door of her pleas
foot higher now than it was in 183© " j ant home and go forth on such • mimion
with tile prattle of her innocent babes
A caterpillar In the course of a month soniuling in her ear»? No, u tlmutand
will devour S,mX> tiro«« its own weight times no. She could die easier. Khr
in food. It will take a man three months ■ nevtT. could bring tersulf down on the
level of a vile man and go to the polls
and vote. Her bonnet and gloves are
; tmral in a corner, and ks ate retta* to tbe
Hosineta »nd bats are never worn bene.
The young ladles wear veils arrara«d
gracefully, and the elderly ladle« wear
shawls over head nnd shoulders to church
only, and are bareheaded during .their
walks aoddrivee.-nYucataaCor. I’lttaburg
IhsiMteh. _
.An estimate that the town semis MHO,-
000 away annnallv for jswk product«
alone 1« furnlslie.1 to help on the Kpo-
kane home indnstry movement.
A special election is called at Heattie
for February to deejde w tether or not
the school district shall bond Itself in
the «um of tMO.OOU to make up oate
? standing warranto.
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