▼Uta oouid be fauna. Failing to to not dignified. To call out “Mistar!" tittle Murine may be set up with ita the mme, and at the third they s, - Meanwhile it was 1 o’clock, a long Une of benighted tenants drawn up before the fast cloned r. Their would bedeliverers were The old man took off tos hat dubs ually to remove from the it covers all foreign par- Buddhism The sweeper will have nothing to auburn ringlete. ispidous looking individual stum led ft painat them. The artist, who had all his wits yourpardon.sir, but you don't happen to have a jimmy anda set of false keys In your pocket!" The man looked at them suspiciously for a moment and particles sticking upon it in motion. then whi f replied the journal- motion can bo in only one direction. ertbr "j can rob at present. Our friends are all al tte iSMillK” And then the artist explained to Che night wander er what was the service they re quired of him. "All right, but get fthe inquisitive people out of the way [1 don’t want to give free lessons.” F They returned to the bouse, and the two friends announced that a locksmith had been found, «md begged the benighted ones to make way for him. They let him pass, and the burglar opened the door in the twink' t i f i n eye, amid a per feet chorus m thanka The two gen­ tlemen wanted to give the burglar a couple of franca, but drawing him­ self up with dignity he exclaimed, “Bir, among patef-Phll MaU Bud- ft«— etrtaf rtO« aa Alrtag. ' ' •- A now aneudickeler ceived the blow, 1 sustained no detri­ and sublimite* de punpicuity of de ment from this downfall. I was then da* de government would confisti- pfoyees and dragged across the depot, cate dat drrv letter! 1 guess I d jest better put some stamps on anyhow to do but bathe and sit at he bad sweeper, oa the other mb tp bell, where he to tor by fire and wounds till the checked and chucked onto a truck for conveyance to the car. If I re­ member aright, I dropped off only twice on the way, but I had become School discipline was maintained used to falls by this time, and my ad- a generation ago mainly by coercion. Arrived at the car, I was seised by mercilessly. Ferules were in con­ two men, and away I flew through stant use in the schoolroom-. There the air. were many barbarous punishments. my remaining hinge scattered, and cianati Commercial Gaaette. of purgatory, where the sweeper Herald. who is not good enough for one place tered 208 pounds. The fattest young and not bad enough for the other €■■■* Twla*«4*a ▼!•*••< Pwatey, lady looked aa though ahe did not Count Leo Tolstoi haa received in undergoes a sort ot probation which know whether to buret into tears or either kills or eures him. to slap off the bonnet of the girt with Moacow a riait from an io had pre Of BalmiiC the greet leader ot one In a trice the can were filled and the ^gguburq ringlets mid stamp on it ___________________ _ ____ ____ B_______ - „ , ^yoductfona I sect of sweepers, and now hhpself, platforms crowded. The train had just started when a man on one of the forward care coo ▼ulsively clutched at hia shirt bosom, and then the air was rent with that old Squeal, “My studs have been pinched!” and a well dressed man slid off the train, which passed rap­ end of the platform His name was not learned by the reporter. - Detectives Rohan of Chicago and Crawford and Schnucks were stand Ing on the platform of another car and soon heard of the little episode. They went through the train, but could rsoogniae no dips and so could do nothing. “Well, it seems to me,” said De ..tectire Boban, “that if any one has got a good stone, which -is the same as money, he should take care of it This to a fiTS picture," said Smeeru Harper's Basar. There are not teas than 18.000,000 “Doesn't your mother tike met asked young Mr. Gilley in an effort followers of insane and cranky no to ascertain why Mias Keedick had devout and deluded refused him. “Oh, yea, ahe likes you," was the combined the recreation at poetry, and there is some amount of evidence “ ' * L 1 thor of the Ramayana. He to alter _ . I hunter of the Karnai Nardak and as to rob. There if * legend, too, that I be laid down his life for the sweepers I of Benares and induced the people of that dtyto pdmit sweepers into their d the colored that every render, even hs of the «ockled by a bare- in proof whereof pounds' wutb acantieet Wnfliganirr can, without Chubras to this day abstain from eat which encircled me giving way my lid came off, and my contents were exposed to the vulgar gate and run­ ning over upon the floor of the car. The clothing and things were forced into me again and my cover forced on.___ and what with the strap, a few nails tailing my various trials. Suffice it to say that what with knocks and falls and divers other' misfortunes I be­ came what you see me . What i* You see no trunk! I Well, that is all At Harnett county (N. C.) superior court a few years since. Judge Shipp presiding, the trial of a 'cause had been protracted till near midnight. The jury were tired and and fiifchtoon, who wao addwing the uy, thought to arouse them, so ho said. Gentlemen, I Will tell you an anecdote.” Instantly the judge, Qte Aa servants the Chinese are very jury and the few spectators pricked ous pranks grew up with hard, resent Abdul Kader a turned into a sweeper for spit screw it into a little wad ot cotton at ài light haa oertain influencée on Ufe, I ideaa 1 wished to convey. i ®*y frank with you," said the ______ ________ _ ex __ littlfi cotton batten would save many plants, te a fact. Plant life is t»-._____ _______ __ bitter doubtedly affected by the color of I pression on his' face, "f would aay a fine stboe.”—Cincinnati Enquirer. light, and animal life needs light. If that verses are generally the prod uc an animal be deprived of light, it will tion tian of literary wantonness, literary It is the individuality of cases, the become what to called anaemic, but ] ______ frivolit ity and 111 fact that to one patient we must give exactly why no oqe knows Reason­ London Newa ■ a teaspoonful of medicine, while the ing from the observed effects of blue next will taka two, that is at the basis light upon some plants, the inventor of the ultimate failure of all “cure of the tad prescribed baths under A young fellow dining in the sub alta” And, oddly enough, it is this orbs the other night endeavored to vary individuality of casea, bringing Yau were to strip yourself, I re make himself agreeable by a sucres with it to "the physician ao many member, and lie down under the blue aiou of “good storied” which ha, had hours of anxious thought, that makes glass (or many hours each day. And gathered in the city. One concerned him reach out and welcome the new the queerest thing about the whole a man (name unknown) who was so treatment business was the fact that some of phenominally mean that he aent half He is so terribly anxious to relieve the devote»« not only declared them a turkey to each of bis tenants at his patients, to do them good, that in selves benefited by the treatment to Christmas time. Afterward at home the blind mase of uncertainty in long as they believed in it, but were he chanced to speak of theevening which he finds himself be hails with unquestionably ao benefited. I aay and of this pleasing tale to the orig delight anything that promises hope ao long aa they believed in it, fori fully. The practice of medicine do not think there are many—If in “Did your audience seem interest might be defined not unfairly as a fact there be one—who bathes in blue ir ho waa asked succession of conundrums presented light now.—Cyrus Edson, M. D., In “1 don’t remember—not particu for solution, with deuth to the [>a North American Review tient aa the penalty for failure. Who, lore was a malicious grin accom then, may blame the physician for jring the answer, “Because your welcoming that which calle itself the Four years ago a pair of robin« was the mean man."—Philadel key! It is the fashion to blame phyai built their home on the top of the mans for their ready adherence to farm bell of W. H. Weemer in Don the new, but it is an unjust fashion when the facts are considered.—Cy When we are ao aituated aa to bo rus Edson. M. D., in North American remained and raised their family. | able to confine sound wave* as in a Review. During the ringing of the bell the tube or pipe, a very alight disturb female would remain on the nest, ance can be heard for a longdistance. An article by Dr. Phipeon in The swinging to and fro apparently as In the cast iron water pipe of Paris, Chemical News contains a boid sug unconcerned hm though she were which forms a continuous tube with gestion that at remote periods the at hatching in some secluded sfiot. onjy two slight crooks, and these moephere contained a very large Whether it was the swinging that near its middle, the lowest whisper amount of carbonic acid, ami, in fact, pleased the robins or whether it was at one end can be distinctly heard at consisted principally of that gas, ni the instinct implanted in the breast the other, although the pipe is 8,120 trogenand vapor of water. The crust of every migratory bird to return feet in length. When some exper of the earth may thus have possibly each year to the same nesting place tmente in this line were lieing con eooled and solidified in an atmosphere must remain a mystery, but it is a ducted, a pistol fired at one end df the containing a large proportion of ear fact that every year since the sup- tube actually blew out a lighted can- bonic acid. In volcanic regions enor posed same robins have returned and die held at the otlmr end and violent- mous quantities of this gaa are, still built their nest on the same old bell, ly ejected the snavinge, feathers, paper, etc., which had been placed given off, and the hypothesis is large —Greensburg Times ----- ;----- -- in one end of the pipe by the exper ly supported by the important part VMton la tee------------------ ar U mm «,, imentera. -8t Louis Republic. which carbonic acid is known to play Clean streets and pure air for our ______ w _ in the f