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16 street roots A p ril 25, 2014 Donate to Street Roots in April and a generous donor will match your gift! Help Street Roots grow towards a weekly publication! Go to www.streetroots.org or send a check to 211 N W Davis, Portland, OR 97209 By Soup Can Sam, staff astrologist Taurus (April 20-May 20) You may have been told to “relax” and tend to your personal stamina and some such B.S. You will feed yourself better in the 15 seconds it takes to leave a generous tip. Throw down. Gemini (May 21 -June 20) Try to find your personal “refresh” button before May 9. Cancer (June 21-July 22) You don’t have to wear tight shorts to be serious about your bike. In fact, you don’t have to wear shorts at all. But you should. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Look up, lil Leo! You never know where the other shoe will drop. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You got away, but you Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Saturn’s moons keep didn’t get away with it. Don’t get cocky. barking on and on about the importance of learning new skills. No one is listening, of course, but it seems like a decent idea. Learn yourself some new skills, y’all. And stop barking. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Stop taking things slowly. This is a sprint not a marathon! First one to the edge is The. First. One! Why are you still sitting there! GO! A/OH7 Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Before the start of May, your head will be above water and your feet firmly on the ground. The birds will be singing and the sun will rise in the east. This is far from the apocalyptic mumbo jumbo Jupiter was predicting, so thank god for me, your benevolent Soup. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec.2l) Insults, like most things in life, are pointless. Don’t carry that load, and don’t throw them on some poor sap in the next car over. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Wonder what your finest hour will bring? Wonder no more. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Do not Google racist peanut butter sandwich. It’s a sad statement on your species. Aries (March 21-April 19) Violence is never the answer, not in the Street Roots crossword. We’re tougher than that. Street Roots 211 NW Davis Si. Portland, OR 97209 SUPPORT STREET ROOTS WITH A CONTRIBUTION OF; Return service requested. $35 $50 $100 $250 $500 $ _ _ _ _ _ Send your check to: Street Roots, 211 NW Davis, Portland, OR, 97209 Street Roots is a 501 (c)3, nonprofit organization. Your donation may be tax deductible. Annual subscriptions to Street Roots are $35. Or donate securely online at www.streetroots.org
