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street roots
A p rili, 2014
Series on East Portland brings out mix of semi-thoughts
uasi readers (trolls) sound off after
The Who Ogorian unveiled a 7,000
word in-depth, breaking news report
ibout East Portland’s plan to
integrate (yeah, right) into the rest of
society.
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East Portland is the new black
That is all.
— SteveMillerBandl974
I hate the homeless people,
slugs
It's time fo r East Portland to
share the wealth.
East Portlanders have historically* gotten
everything they’ve wanted, while Portland’s
irtner core continues to suffer from extreme
bjight. Downtown residents deserve more.
We commend the Portland Redeveloped
Commission’s' strategy for the past 40-years
to target the blight in downtown. By
offering tax incentives and hundreds of
millions of dollars to kick-start development
downtown — residents in Portland’s inner
core are finally being offered the same
benefits East Portland has enjoyed for
decades.
— Downtown Developer Danny
I just want to say that I blame the dirty,
rotten, disgusting, horrible, ant eating
homeless people. I also think that East
Portland should clean up its slug problem.
Slimy bastards.
— Battle Ground Washington Troll673394
Blowhard pissy Portland
liberals suck ass!
I frankly blame Charlie “Choo-Choo”
Hales, and Sam “Wanky Spanky” Adams
and all of th e other communist on city
council. I wouldn’t live in Portland is you
paid me a million bucks.
— Who Ogorian loyalist subscriber since
1967
East Portland residents
Great story on East Berlin
complain - a lot!
I really enjoyed the story about East
Berlin, but I was under th e impression that
it was just one city now. Still, great
reporting. I feel like I learned a lot.
— American educated grad student
We get i t You don’t have Sidewalks,
parks, bike lanes, adequate lighting in
public spaces, good roads or grocery
stores. You basically live in a desert.
Boohoo, East Portland. Get over
yourselves.
— Troll from Beavertron
Who Ogorian right-wing
piece o f shits!
your stupid four-day-a-week subscription
and that I Hate Your Paper. I still read
online, but that’s it. Corporate whore?! ,
Right wing, tea party having, editorial
leeching, sucking board. Never again! East-.
Portland forever! 8
— SummerLove69
Try defending new sidewalks
without guns
Frankly, I don’t care what happens to
East Portland as long as I don’thave to pay
one more cent in taxes for the stupid arts
or trains or any other pet project dreamed
up by Randy Leonard and the rest of the
socialists on Portland City Council. I’m
tired of Portlanders complaining about not
having sidewalks when the government is
trying to take our guns away. Try defending
a sidewalk from the Russians without any
guns. We’ll see who’s crying when the
Chinese and Russians invade our pretty
little parks. Not me. I’ll be ready.
- DON’T TREAD ON ME 1776er
Racial profiling in East
Portland
The Portland Police Bureau wanted to
write and correct The Who Ogorian on its
coverage of racial profiling this week. It was
reported that 7 out of 10 African-American
males are targeted east of 82nd Avenue
The actual number is 9 out of 10.
— Portland 5.0
I just want you to know that I canceled
“BRIAN LINOSTROM S AUEN BOY PACKS A HORRIFYING PUNCH:
INTIM ATE, TERRIBLE, & TR U E."
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ -S H A W N L E V Y , THE OREGONIAN
“AUEN BOY IS A TRIUMPH - AND AN EMOTIONAL BULLDOZER.”
- JOHN CHANDLER, PORTLAND MONTHLY
http://www.alienboy.org/