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Sept. 14, 2012
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Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
everything you do.
This is the time for you to make the bold move in your
love life that you have been debating forever. You’ll be
frightened and nervous, and you’ll probably drop a
deuce in your pants, but in the end it will be worth it.
The stars know you’ve been waiting a long time for
this opportunity. Waiting for the right moment, when
audacity and brashness become your friends and
compatriots.
Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) Cover up
the stench In your life with the fresh
scent of hand-picked lavender.
Eliminating the odor will bring others
closer.
Taurus (April 20-M ay 20) Your stars are
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) This week
you will be challenged by someone you
don’t know. Take the challenge, this
person will be a part of your life forever.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Forget the beans (Note to Jupiter: Let’s check In on this
at the market, your partners will be much
again in a few months.)
happier. The Big Dipper tells a gassy tale.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Fuzzy kittens
more than two weeks of continuous
cabbage consumption is dangerous, so
cut it out by the 26th.
aligned this week. See something you
want? Never fear, darlin’l You’re going
to get it if you just go five more blocks.
Gem ini (M ay 21-June 20) Love ¡S just
around the corner. Be sure to embrace
It and give yourself fully In order to
receive all Its benefits... Oh, and don’t
forget to stay safe!
Pisces (Feb. 19-M arch 20) Missing the
Cancer (June 21-July. 22) Be wary of
first day of school to train gives you an
element of surprise for your perfect
attendance the rest of the year. Venus
and the second star to the left Indicate
lavender crayons and expired juice
boxes will always bring a smile. You’re
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) Talk to the getting off lucky.
people around you at the bus stop this
week. You may learn that you look and Aries (M arch 21-April 19) Cabbage will
act like an artist, how to cook squash on be especially beneficial to you for the
a waffle Iron, or that your stereotypes
next two weeks. Don’t ask why, and
are completely wrong. Don’t judge
don’t look it up on the Internet. Just eat
before you know, and try to find the
cabbage every day and watch your life
awesome in everyone you meet and
change for the better. But be warned -
marmalade this fortnight, Cancer, as
Venus will be sneaking Into a very
Inappropriate position with respect to
Jupiter. Some real low-down business
going on. This alignment foretells
unfortunate spillage and the possibility
of rodent infiltration. Strawberry jam
appears to be in the clear, though.
will cross your formerly darkened path.
Admire them from afar and exercise
caution when deciding whether or not to
pet them. They won’t be the last kittens
you encounter this month.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Some nights are
hot, some nights are cold, some nights
you just want someone to hold. This
month Is sure to bring all three!.
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