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Aug. 17, 2012
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)
You can’t be held responsible for what happens
after you've closed the door, walked to the car,
driven away and traveled at least 10 miles down
the freeway. You should get started now.
Reconsider that pet
beetle thing, or friends will start reconsidering you.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) There is a club out there
looking for your membership, and there’s a day
ahead when you will really want to belong to
something. You know what to do.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Elections sometimes
bring out the worst in people’s civic engagement,
but not for you. This is the year that voting will
finally become fun. And with advance notice, could
actually be the highlight of the beer bong
competition you had penciled in for Octoberfest.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) You’ll
eat about
60,000 pounds of food in your life. That’s about the
weight of six elephants. Now consider what
happens to that food after you eat it. That’s still a
lot of elephants.
Time to change your
passwords. Don’t ask us how we know.
Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19)
Share a bit of your
brain with someone this month. Be an educator.
Few things are as rewarding as watching
information you’ve nurtured for years take flight in
another person.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
It’s never too early to
get in shape for the season! Umbrella refresher
courses start at 6 a.m. Tuesdays in Waterfront
Park. BYOU.
Aries (March 21-April 19)
You have a lot Of lofty
goals this month. Quite a few of them will be
studies in despair. Most, however, will pay off in
spades. Pack smelling salts.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Stop making excuses.
Stop dropping out of your own picture. See
yourself in the positive, in the foreground, with the
confidence of innocence. Maturity, after all, is
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Languages change
overrated, and some of the best artwork in the
border by border. Gestures can mean one thing
here and another somewhere else. You can offend world is coming out of third grade classrooms.
someone with the wrong verb tense or a
Cancer (June 21-July. 22) You will feel a little
missplaced glance. But smiles are universal.
overwhelmed by the end of the month. That will be
Embrace the worldwide grin.
appropriate.
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Gemini (May 21-June 20)
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