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Street roots
March 16 2012
By Soup Can Sam, Staff Astrologist
eccentricities rage this month! The strange
paintings, the unusual cape outfits and the
disturtbing facial appliques — they will be your
salvation against endless days of grey and long,
windy nights. Hoist up the freak flag, Gemini,
forever may it wave!
lessons you learned when you were a child. You
have forgotten most of them, sadly, but so has
Soup Can and everyone else we still recognize.
Your uncanny sense of perceiving what a person
But that’s part of the course of endless rejuvination
wants or needs will be extended and tested this
we’re all on, which is hella better than the
week. Try not to become too involved and
Benjamin Button kick or that Freaky Friday option.
distracted. Trust your instincts and come out on
Cancer (June 21-July 22) You will experience Count yourself lucky this month for the boundless
top! Try painting or writing to unwind. Or not. It’s
an emotional rollercoaster ride this week and your opportunities that lay ahead, again and again.
hard to tell what you’re into these days.
expectations of someone close can let you down.
But you may be pleasantly surprised by someone Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Go graphic this
new in your circle of friends. Look for the best in
month. Read more comics. Buy little pieces tiny of
them and overlook their seeming faults. They look clothing. They go well together.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Sometimes taking a
to you for direction. Get involved with others and
different route home rather than the same old
Sagittarius (Nov. 23-Dec. 23) Three words:
you’ll find real friendship.
boring road can be exhilarating. Exploring new
Sensory deprivation tank.
ways of doing things that can be the same. A new Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Strange things are bound
to happen to you. Really strange things are likely Capricorn (Dec. 24-Jan. 19) Don’t believe
approach is on the horizon. A new horizon is
to happen this month. And it’s flat out bizarro world everything you read. It’s that follow-up story that’s
always just ahead.
on the 22nd. You can only roll with the punches,
always the real kicker. Stay tuned in, turned on
Taurus (April 20-May 20) You have it inside of and roll you will.
and that other thing.
you to overcome that which you think is really
weighing you down but which is actually keeping Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Galileo’s moons have Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Since today is
worked themselves into a lather about the good
always the first day of the rest of your life, you
you elevated in an orbit all your own. This is a
news
on
your
horizon.
It
starts,
oddly
enough,
with
should make the best of it. Don’t regret anything
good thing. You shine brightly against a dark
a fire engine siren and will build to something far about yesterday and worrying about tomorrow
vastness of bleh, and not many people have that
more pleasant than the initial omen would suggest. won’t help either, because, of course, today is the
in their bag as often as you. Tally a few more
Keep your ears pealed the coming weeks. And
tomorrow you were worried about yesterday. So
blessings this month — you’ve earned them!
don’t play with matches.
just enjoy yourself and the company of a good
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) There are tried and true
Gemini (May 21-June 20) Let your
friend.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)
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