WHERE TO GET AN EDGE D ev. Hults Editorial Now & Then Uncle Mike has taken to calling him Boy George The latest CEO o f America Incorportated com has taken his appointment by the Board o f Directors (the not-so Supreme Court) to heart and has set about his task with great purpose and speed His first week in office he managed to cause howls o f outrage every single evening at vespers Giving comfort and counseling to the flock has been perilous o f late E-mails are flying, web sites are flashing, teeth a-gnashing, and trash is being talked Well, he promised to be a ‘uniter’ and the country seems to be uniting against him There are stories on the internet that the former occupants o f the ‘people’s house’ removed the “W” keys from all the computer keyboards, switched phone lines, glued file cases shut, and pretty much wrote o ff the hope o f getting back their cleaning deposit. We have ourselves some cranky campers, folks The CEO says he’s just carrying out the platform from his campaign that lost by half a million votes There is little apathy in America these days Ah, spring is coming and revolution is in the air People are busy There is talk locally o f all sorts o f actions and events There is not enough room in this poor little paper to inform you o f them all, and some, well maybe it is better if you don’t know If you are determined to do something locally you might want to get in touch with the Cascadia Forest Alliance at www cascadiaforestalI i ance org or you can call them at 503-241 -4879. They are getting ready to help some local folks save part o f our neighborhood Ask them about “God’s Valley”. Our front page story, photo, and headline all deal with an old bookstore in Paris. Your beloved editor has read many stories about this store, and when the opportunity arose to send the Upper Left Edge to the store, it was done in a heartbeat. My point being, I think it is time for a walkabout I’m nearing three score and I’ve never seen Paris Nor New Orleans, Cuba, New York, the Atlantic Ocean, nor Amsterdam So, the plan is that I pack up the washboard, a change o f clothes, a passport if they will give me one, a borrowed laptop, and someone’s credit card Then by cars and trains and boats to wander about playing music, scouting bookstores, and writing. This means that someone will have to keep the paper going and I will need someone to sub-let the hideout for three to six months, or so To that end, I am now taking resumes for publisher/editor and sub-letter Oh, and that credit card, platinum preferred Yes, I am dead serious about this and if you want to help I will say thank you There is no date certain for this plan, but October might be something to aim at, though the spring o f 2002 seems more likely I plan to write almost every day and have some wild scheme about sending e- mails to a list o f folks who will help me find places to stay, playjmpsip, find books, or have a quiet beer in a friendly tavern That is my plan; I know it is crazy, but it is the only one I have I will see Paris before I die We were listening to Women’s Music on KMUN one Wednesday night and between the powerful songs by women with something to say, the programmer read some statements by women and then shared her own feelings on a range o f subjects She consented to share them with the readers o f the Edge "We are witnessing a sweeping effort to eliminate taxes for the rich, to deregulate business, to privatize public lands and services, to eliminate the separation of church and state, to demolish the Bill of Rights for the sake of "law and order," to eliminate civil rights and civil liberties, to increase numbers of police, border patrols, and prisons, and to eradicate programs that attempt to equalize access to opportunity and to provide a safety net for basic human needs such as food, clothing, shelter, education, (medical care), and safety. And all of this is being done by a group of people representing the interests of those who have power, wealth, and privilege." Suzanne Pharr, "In the Time of the Right Reflections on Liberation" Over the past decade or so, I have heard an urgency in the cries of many people demanding less governmental presence in our lives. "We want our precious freedom," they shout, "We have a right to privacy!" and "We want the government to have less control over our lives." And yet, the most personal of all our freedoms is now being threatened, about to be blotted out as an afterthought to democratic autonomy. We are holding on by a weak legislative thread, our right to self-determination, and the ability to choose who will touch our bodies, who will make decisions about what we can and cannot do with our bodies. If we want the government out of our lives, we've got to keep them out of our wombs. It's important to think critically about this. The issue of choice is not really about abortion. That's the political wedge used by the Right to divide, confuse, and undermine our common human connections. Let's face it, those in political power and social privilege do not care about the welfare of the fetus. If they did, there would be excellent pre-natal care across the social/economic board, and stron&social service support for children at birth, throughout their childhood, and all during adolescence. There would be financially stable day-care facilities, pre­ schools, and fully supported school systems for every child, regardless of their race, religion, ethnicity or economic status. Cannon Beach; Jupiter» Rare and Used Books. Osburn » Grocery. The Cookie Co.. Coflee CabaAa, B ills Tavern. Cannon Beach Book Co.. Hanes Bakerte. The Bistro. Midtown Café, Once Upon a Breeze. Copies A Fax Haystack Video, Mariner M arket. Espresso Bean. Ecola Square A Cleanllne S u rf ManxanJta. Mother Nature's Juice Bar. Cassandra s. Manzanita News A Espresso. 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In his first few days as president (and on the 28th anniversary of Roe vs. Wade), the sort-of-elected Bush issued a global "gag" rule that undermines a woman's right to reproductive freedom, and paves the way for imposing further restrictions on a woman's right to privacy over her own body (Roe vs. Wade was really about the right to privacy). Two bills were introduced this week in Oregon restricting fair and equal rights to women to make decisions about their bodies. If we were talking guns, here, the government would be gone. Zip. Absent A government that stands ready to defend our right to bear arms, but not our right to self-determination, is a government growing roots in oppressive tactics, ultimately serving very few of us. Our ability to choose what is right for us, for each one of us, is a fundamental foundation of democracy. It's not about whether abortion is right or wrong. It's not about whether abortion is murder. 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