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Okay, here’s Rev. Billy’s picks for Ballot
measures!! There are nineteen measures to vote for
statewide. We suggest our readers vote NO on all
but five. We suggest a Yes vote on measures;
54, 58, 60, 64. & 67.
There are two votes amongst the measures that have
references to Marijuana, pot, reefer. It tends to gall
us when our elected officials lie to us; in this
instance, the Sheriff of Multnomah County, Chief
Noelle, has stated that Marijuana is “addictive”.
Well, it ain’t so. The following references are
submitted. “Mayor’s Committee on Marijuana, New
York City, New York, 1944”, “Allentuck &
Bowman, 1942”, “Freeman, 1946”, “Fort, 1965”,
“Panama Canal Zone Governor’s Committee, 1933”,
“Phalen, 1943”, “Indian Hemp Commission, 1894”.
“Watt, 1965”, “Criminal 5351, California District
Court of Appeals, 1st Appellet District, 1964”,
“United Nations, 1946, 1964”. Either the Sheriff is
too ignorant to do his job or he is a liar. Which is a
wrong message to send to our kids; that they can’t
trust our * peace officers’. The question is, can we
trust our kids with the truth, and will our kids trust
us if we don’t trust them?
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IN AN UNJUST W ORLD... JUSTICE.
Personal Injury Lawyer
GREGGIO KAFOIRY
202 Oregon Pioneer Building
320 S.W. Stark Street
Portland. OR 97204
RICHARD BANT
Pressure IVas/i/ng
and
Construction
Locally, well, we have mentioned our fondness for
our neighbor, Mr. Fraser, and Laurel Hood is a
caring human being, we were delighted to see
Barney’s Mom enter the race, and have heard that
she has done her homework, so one would be silly
not to vote for all of the above. This is not meant to
disparage the others in the local contest. Anyone
who is willing to work for the common good by
serving in local government, in our case, an un-paid
position, should be encouraged, unless there are the
dreaded ‘ ulterior motives’.
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I detest converts almost as much as I do
missionaries. H.L. Mencken
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We must admit, lately we have considered the
course of disenfranchisement that follows when one
registers * Independent’. Much like our beloved
Wayne Morse, who was the only person elected to
the US Senate from Oregon, or anywhere else for
that matter, as a Democrat, a Republican, and an
Independent, we are more interested in the results,
than who gets the credit or the blame.
Well, folks, you have a tough job ahead of you, as
always, but we trust you will do the right thing. And
the cool part is you get to. Vote, it’s fun, and
sometimes it even works.
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Harpo went to his final resting place about 11:30 AM on
October 13, in Dr. G oza’s clinic. My last vision o f our time
together came around 6PM on the day before, when we took
our last walk on the beach. Bucking a robust 3 0 MPH wind
and heavy rain, w e walked along Elk Creek to the Point. His
ears lifting in the wind, nose pointed southwest, he gazed at
Haystack Rock and out to sea. He stood there a good two or
three minutes, w hile we watched and waited. When he turned
back toward us, w e knew he had said good-bye to his old tracks
and trails.
In the vernacular o f our hom elife, Harpo had many names,
little boy, dancey dog, rubbemose, bestest boy, little runaway.
His jo y s were cheese (a word he knew and that perked his ears),
the beach, handouts from Osburn’s porch and treats that came
home in a w hile paper bag from the Driftwood. He was
famous for his ability to “fly” o ff porch roofs and decks. The
highest was 16 feet from deck to dirt. He was the nemesis o f
raccoons, and the words “get em!" sent him racing out the door
to scatter the bandits like leaves in the wind. His love of
children is legendary. Every child he knew, believed he would
lay down his life to protect them.
His independence led him to many friends. He was part o f
June’s Garden. He had regular sleepovers at Uncle M ai’s, my
niece and nephew ’s house, the home o f Jimmy, Lisa, Rocky
and Elvis, and Susie used to drive him home from Osburn’s.
He som etim es rode the Shuttle. He was the first tenant o f the
new dog impoundment facility that I had voted funding for.
He rode on the front seat o f fire trucks. He was in a play at
the grade school. He was one o f the last great town dogs.
His bed still sits at the foot o f our bed, with his purple collar
in it. It w ill be there for a long time.
(Checks or money orders only)
The famous quote by Will Rodgers, “1 don't belong
to an organized political party, I’m a Democrat”,
rings so true these days. The Elephants are tramping
down the doors of the capitals of our country, not to
mention our Constitution, to cater to the Religious
Righteous and the Global Corporations, and the
Jackasses are whining and weeping about not being
in a better world, with better people. The Donkeys
want to legislate hate, and the Pachyderms want to
legislate love. And they both want to get paid for it
W H E R E T O O E T AM E P O S
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We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no
more a virtue than malnutrition. Alex Comfort
We suggest everyone vote for Dr. John to remain
Governor.
We suggest Little Billy Sizeless check into the Shilo
Inn and not come out until he gets a clue. And even
though he is a registered Republican, your beloved
rev. must urge you to send a message to the self-
righteous right by voting a straight donkey ticket.
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Café. Haystack Video. M ariner M arket. Espresso Bean. Ecola
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Cassandra's. M anzanita News A Espresso. 4 Nehalem Bay
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L incoln C ity Trillium N atural Foods. Driftwood Library. A
Lighthouse Brewpub
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Bookm ark Café. Newport Bay Coffee Co.. C uppatunes. Bay
Latté. Ocean Pulse S u rf Shop. Coastal Coffee Co.. Sylvia Beach
Hotel. Green Gables Bookstore/ BAB. A Canyon Way
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Friendly St M arket. Happy Tralla. Keystone Café. Klva Foods.
Lane C.C .. Light For Music. New Frontier M arket. Nineteenth
Street Brew r f Pub. Oaalils M arket. Perry's. Red Barn Grocery,
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C o rv allis The Environm ental Center. OSU
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Portland: Artichoke Music. Laughing Horse Bookstore. Act III.
Barnes A Noble. Belmonts Inn. Bibelot A rt Gallery. Bijou Café.
Borders. Bridgeport Brew Pub. Capt'n Beans (two locational.
Center for the Healing Light Coffee People (three locatlonsl.
Common Grounds Coffee. East Avenue Tavern. Food Front.
Goose Hollow Inn. H ot Lipa Pizza. Java Bay Café. Key Largo. La
Pattlsaerte. Lewis A C lark College. Locals Only. Marco's Pizza.
M arylhurst College. M t. Hood CC . Mualc M illenium . Nature's
(two locatlonsl. NW Natural Gas. OHSU Medical School. Old
Wives Tales. Ozone Records. Papa Haydn. PCC (four locatlonsl.
PSU (two locational. Reed College Third Eye TranaCentral
Library. A YWCA
Corn elius: The Weekend G arden M arket
T h e Dalles Kllndts Bookseller
Hood R is e r Purple Rocks Art Bar A Café
Ashland Garo's Java House. The Black Sheep. Blue Mt. Café.
A Rogue River Brewery
Cass J u n c tio n Coffee Heaven A Kerby Co m m un ity M arket
O rante Paas: The Book Shop
(Out o f Oregon)
V an co u ve r, WA: The Den
Longview . W A The Broadway Gallery. A C a ra t Patch
Long Beach. W A Pacific Picnics
N aselle. W A Rainy Day Artistry
N a h c o tta . W A Moby Dick Hotel
D uvall. W A Duvall Book«
B ainb ridge Islan d. W A Eagle Harbor Book Co.
S e a ttle . W A Elliot Bay Book Co.. Honey Bear Bakery. New
Orleans Restaurant. Still Life in Fremont. Allegro Coffeeliouse
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NOVEMBER 3 VOTE FOR
LAUREL HOOD
Phyllis Knutsen
Matt Dueber
Wayne Webb
Kersti Hamann
Jamas R. Smith
Betsy Ayres
Jack Clenaghen
Sandra Ward
Linda Beck Sweeney
Carolyn Lang
Edward Durham
Billy Hults
Frank Casavant
Kirk Anderson
Paul Dueber
Rex Amos
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Jerome Amold
Anita Dueber
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Karolyn Adamson
Ann Smeaton
J E. *Bud" Clark
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Diane Amos
Gavin Young
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Don Howell
Ann Kramer
Heather Webb
George Kettlewell
Bill Steidel
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Bud Kramer
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Jim Hall
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Janet Rekate
Virginia Taylor
Andrea Rowe
Carol Knutsen
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