------------W H M É TO O «T AN BOO«------------------------------------------ Now & Then Continued ifotn p y t 7 and know that I helped make that smile That smile that is so like the smile you see when someone who loves you walks into a room. Yes, I am a fool for love and I love art. So this fool is going to continue to rush in where the angels wouldn't go on a bet. 1 just need some help from other fools and lovers. The Left Coast group has $1240 in the bank I need $760 immediately to send Sally’s book to the printer, and then another $2000 in six to eight weeks to get 1000 copies back I am planning some local events to raise funds, but I would like to ask all of the readers of the Upper Left Edge, especially those who visit our web site, to do what they can to help these projects. All donations are tax deductible, thanks to the Cannon Beach Arts Association, a 5O1C3 non-profit corporation. Just send your donation to the le ft Coast Group, Box 1222. Cannon Beach, OR 97110. Make checks payable to the Cannon Beach Arts Association if you want the tax deduction and put Left Coast Group on the memo line. If you don't care about the deduction just make it to the Left Coast Group. Any donation over $100 will get you copies of a the books we have published so far, as well as Wildlife on the Edge, North Coast, and the chap books, as they come off the press Thanks, I love you. Mo’ Stuff This month some of Sally Lackaff’s illustrations for Charles Le Guin’s novel North Coast are scattered throughout the paper. Your beloved editor and his new band the Phoreheads will be appearing in Portland this month; see the music page for a listing. And for some more bulletins: we at the Edge seem to get an inordinate amount of press releases about all kinds of stuff, some, in the mail, some from the net as e-mail and some are handed to us across the bar at Bill's. So, briefly, to fulfil, our task as a newspaper of record, we will pass them on to our readers. One frightening new political move on the part of the multinational industries is the MAI treaty; contact Agatha Schmaedick at 503-343-5717 or agatha@gladstone for more scary information. And yet another attempt to fool you is the efforts by the major chemical corporations to define “organic” as anything they chose. You can call 800-357-2211, or on-line, contact www.saveorganic.org. for more information. Locally there is a need for someone to fill a vacancy on the Lewis & Clark Bicentennial Association Board; you can call 436-1581 for more info. Also there is a need for support for the Adult Literacy program locally; call 800-228-8813 to find out how you can help. There’s a Spring Garden Seminar a, Astoria High School, April 4th, with Ketzal Levine. Call 503-325-8573 if you wish to participate. O f all the articles that 1 have w ritten the one I have received the most requests for copies o f or additional inform ation on was about cleaning products that are non-toxic. So in the spirit o f spring cleaning here are a few different non-toxic cleaning recipes. 1 have tried all o f these and they work. They are all made from inexpensive easy to find materials. So on the next sunny day you have free open your windows and let the spring cleaning commence. * O V EN CLEANER: Commercial oven cleaning products work well but the fumes are not my idea o f m aking my house feel fresh and clean. A method I use to avoid cleaning the oven is to catch spills quickly before they get cooked onto the oven surface for too long In a cold oven place a small bowl o f ammonia on the top rack and a bowl o f boiling water on the bottom rack. Close door overnight. In the m orning wipe out the bottom o f oven w ith a wet soapy sponge. O V E N SPILLS: Pour salt onto spill and let it sit for 5 minutes. Then wipe up w ith damp sponge or rag. M IL D E W STAINS: rub gently w ith a lemon cut in half. I f the stains w ill not come oflT make a paste by m ixing 2 cups baking soda and 1/2 cup water. Using a sponge wipe away m ildew w ith the paste. To remove m ildew from grout apply paste w ith a toothbrush and gently scrub. How do you keep your plastic SHOWER CURTAINS m ildew free? Soak them in salt water before hanging them up. I know this sounds bizarre but it does work. W ATER SPOTS: remove by rubbing gently w ith rubbing alcohol. Another method is to rub gently w ith white toothpaste CLOGGED DRAINS: M ix equal parts baking soda, salt and vinegar. Pour down drain, let sit for 15 minutes. (It w ill foam) Flush drain w ith a pan o f boiling water. C annon Beach Jupiter's Rare and Used Books. O sburn's Grocery. The Cookie Co.. Coffee Cabaña. Bill's Tavern. Cannon Beach Book Co.. Hane s Bakerte. The Bistro. M idtow n Cale. Once Upon a Breeze. Copies 4 Tax. Heather's. The Homegrown Café. Haystack Video. M ariner M arket. Espresso Bean. 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TU B & SINK STAINS: M ix cream o f tartar into a cup o f hydrogen peroxide u ntil it forms a paste. Gently rub stains away. I f this doesn't work apply paste, cover w ith damp cloth and leave overnight. Then wipe clean. BURNT PANS: Sprinkle baking soda over the bottom o f the pan. Add just enough water to cover soda. Let sit for 2 -3 hours and wipe clean. New Location A p r ili, 1998 425 Coast H w y SW Newport, Oregon 97365 541-574-6004 • 800-668-6105 Events • Authors • D e li Espresso • W ine Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes everyday; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit. — Elbert Hubbard A L U M IN U M PANS: F ill pot w ith water and add baking soda (ratio 1 quart water to 1/2 c. soda). B o il 5 minutes. When 1 do this I add more soda as my pans tend to get really dingy. M U S T Y PLASTIC CONTAINERS: Refresh them by pouring a teaspoon o f vanilla onto a sponge and w iping container. Then wash w ith soap and water. Another method is to crush up newspaper and place in container. Put cover on and leave overnight. Then wash w ith soap and water. This also works in garbage cans. GREASE CUTTER: Add a tablespoon o f vinegar to the soapy water and it w ill help cut grease. Works well on appliances, dishes and counters. C A N OPENERS: Many o f us forget that hand or electric can openers often get food splashed on them which can create a germ breeding surface. Clean routinely w ith hot soapy water and 1 Tablespoon vinegar. A R T IF IC IA L S ILK & D R IED FLOWERS: Place in a bag fille d 1/2 way w ith salt and shake. Trust me it really works. G ourmet P iz z A A selection of OREGON WINES & fine BEERS always on hand. Come join us for dinner near the pounding surf at Laneda & Carmel in Manzanita 503/368-5593- Let us be thankful for fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - M ark Twain S M A L L N EC KE D VASES & GLASS VESSELS: F ill w ith water and add a denture cleaning tablet. Let sit for 20 minutes and rinse w ith clean water. PHOTOGRAPHS: Rub w ith a piece o f bread. I have never tried this but a friend o f mine who owns a photography store does it routinely! COUNTER STAINS. Pour club soda onto stain, let sit a few minutes then wipe clean. I f stain is still there try soaking a paper towel in hydrogen peroxide and laying it over the stain. Place a heavy frying pan over the toweling and let it sit for an hour. Wipe clean. The important thing to remember when trying to cut down on the toxic products and aerosol cans we use is that there are many simple remedies that work just as well. Most o f the above listed "recipes" are ones our grandmothers used effectively. Products do not have to be made commercially to be effective. 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