Êsâoêfe- a A certain small but vocal number o f my readeis have been lobbying for a piece on rais Against my belter judgment and notions o f decorum, I'll scratch off a few anecdotes and true life experiences, some "Rat Tales from Cannon Beach," if you will. Amongst tlie general population, few creatures conjure the revulsion and disgust, the mythic and macabre loathing, generated by Rattus rattus, Rattus norvegicus and their whiskery, beady kin. Mumau’s German vampire film "Nosferatu" links the appearance o f plague rats with the vampire phenomenon in Europe, "Ratsy Rizzo" of "Midnight Cowboy," sinister animated charcters in Walt Disney's movies, and Conan Doyle's "the Giant Rat of Sumatra," all play on a deep. Jungian archetypal squirm regarding rats that lurks in our collective psyches. The narrator in Gunter Grass's The Rat is. indeed, a rat. He catalogs the long history o f rat peisecution. Trapped, shot, poisoned, maligned in every conceivable manner, the rat considers his species’ circumstance to be analagous to that o f the Jews. Something etched and embedded in our being winces and shiveis at ratness^Here, then, are a few tales from The Edge designed to promulgate that special rat queasiness and disgust we seem to crave and celebrate in movies, literature, and song. My career in the trades lias provided ample exposure to rats and rat ordure. Rip a ceiling down from some aged beach house and you'll confront a cascade o f dessicated rat cack. We've coined the term "ratsulation" for the blend of house insulation and rat guano that plummets into your lace when a ceiling is removed. Inevitable tangles with rats, rat spoor, mumnufied rat carcasses, and rat feces are the common lot o f remodel carpenters. When we encountered the rat beasties face to face, we always called in their nemesis, "Doc Killzum,” rat exterminator extraordinaire. Doc Killzum laid down lus true word on rats one allemoon over the tailgate of a pick-up truck "See them rat bodies in the back o f my truck. That small feller there is a common house rat. No sweat there. That big boy there with the hairy taiL That's your wood rat. You folks got them, you got a problem, sure as death They'll chew the wood right up in your house and haul off things " The Doc, a puffy, stocky little man with a whiskered muzzle that quivered, looked to me like he identified with his quarry, maybe even knew them too well, if you catch my drift. "I'll lay some bait out. They know me around here. Don’t worry. They worft trouble you no more." He scuttled around the job site for an hour or so and, sure enough, those rats vanished. His very presence cowed those rodents. I suspect he exuded some odor, some rat juju mojo that ran ice water through their veins and quailed their furtive hearts. Oh, yes, I know your rat stories all right. This one’s true, and I yard it out around beach fires once in awhile on a summer evening when a good dose o f unseemliness catches my fancy. My friends, the Beers’, rented a small house south o f to wjt for several years. In the kitchen, a low ceiling housed a veritable New York City of rats. They danced the schottische up there day and night, cavorted in a shameless bacchanal, chirped and sang in reckless abandon One day a young woman dropped by for coffee. She noticed a wet spot on the ceiling. "Laurie,” she said to the lady of tlie house, rubbing the wet spot above lier with a finger and licking the moistness with her tongue, "you’ve got oil leaking from your ceiling!" "No," Laurie said quickly. "Rats!" Brother Tim and I remodeled a home near Silver Point some time ago for a close friend who cultivated songbirds. Her house was immaculate and shipshape. Her largess toward the bird population included placement o f 50 pounds o f birdseed in feeders each week for feathered visitors. When we sawed into the walls surrounding her bath tub, she went into the screaming dithers. Hundreds o f pounds of birdseed poured from the wall cavities, cached away by house rats. I believe she cancelled her membership to the Audubon Society the next day. One o f my close acquaintances, Ab Childress, has always displayed a certain puckish mischievousness. For years he's kept a mumnufied cat in a shoe box for those special occasions when ickyness is a high lark. Ab specialized in foundations under old houses. Twenty years ago, he scrabbled around under a house in Cannon Beach's exclusive neighborhood, digging out a foundation at a remodel project for us. "Boys," lie told us one morning at coffee, "there’s been an artist at work up there on the side o f that house yorfve been building You’d better take a look.” When we arrived for work that m orning we were confronted with a disturbing collage that quite unhinged the gentry living in that neighborhood. Ab had located a veritable ossuary o f rat and cat creatures under the house foundation, D-Conned into eternity. He had affixed the dead to the wall o f tlie building in a life-like posture, mummified cats chasing a fleeing gang o f mummified rats. We've had no more work in that neighborhood. I sometimes wonder why rats have historically been given such bad press. They're good parents and resourceful. They occupy tlie same houses and spaces we do. Maybe they just remind us o f ourselves. W IIA T IS IN A NAM E? More to the point, what is up with this column’s name: "Ecola llahee?” Let me explain. I took this column name with just a little reluctance - it is a term out o f a language which is, for all practical purposes, dead Words out o f dead languages, like Latin or Ancient Greek, hang in suspended animation outside o f everyday discourse This suspension can be useful, allowing linguistic precision for example, we might hope that, i f a surgeon must repair nerves at the base o f our skull where the spinal chord enters, she might ask her assistant to make an incision leading to the "foramen magnum,"and wouldn’ t casually slip into the here-and-now ambiguities o f English, asking instead for an incision leading to our "big hole.” However, words from dead languages also serve as the everyday instruments o f pompous pedants and showy charlatans, precision tools for intimidating the uninitiated And this, even the hint oflhis, seemed just a bit out o f line with the egalit­ arian ideals and progressive predisposition o f the Upper Left Edge As longtime readers w ill attest, we are not in the befuddlement or bedazzlement business So prepare to be initiated. Ecola llahee: when, in January o f 1806, W illiam Clark (o f Lewis & Clark fame) ventured into the vicinity o f Cannon Beach, he sought to obtain blubber stripped from a whale beached a short distance south o f the mouth o f what we today call "Ecola Creek.” While Clark and his crew were here, local villages buzzed with talk o f the beached whale, and Clark heard incessant references to "ecola” the term for "whale” in Chinook Jargon (the inter-tribal trade language o f the north coast, which as I have said, is essentially dead, despite some limited use in remote coastlines o f B C. and Alaska). Clark, not fam iliar with indigenous names for the creek, recorded its name as “ Ecola,” a term which was quickly for gotten for this Creek, traditionally named for elk and edible shoreline plants. But the name “ Ecola” took on a life o f its own. Elk Creek was renamed “ Ecola Creek” in commemoration o f C lark’s visit with the locals, and Ecola State Hark was a commemorative name, too More recently, local business, organizations, and even people have been named Ecola, invoking both whales and the places named after them. Ecola llahee, then, translates literally as "place o f whales” in Chinook Jargon but, as a matter o f convention, refers to this particular portion o f the northern Oregon coast in which we dwell The name is a direct inheritance from distant limes It invokes tins column’s concern with north coast flora, fauna, landforms, environmental issues, and the people who lived in this place for thousands o f years before being annihilated to make the land safe for espresso bars and tee-shirt shops. People liked the column label, among them our own Reverend Editor, and it stuck. But what about whales? There are many whales still swimming beyond the surf. Grays and hump­ backs and blues On rare occasion, there are fin, beaked, sperm, sei, or minke whales, too. Now and then, i f you watch close, you might also see porpoises, dolphins, or orcas. It is hard to find someone who is not, on some level, tickled by the presence o f nearby whales. They are huge, mysterious, and yet we view them with an empathy reserved for fellow mammals. Warm-blooded creatures that at some fxnnl returned to the sea: social and communicative, big-brained and intelligent. T he Pacific coast o f North America is one o f the few places in the world where one might see large numbers o f whales from land Most o f these are gray whales, passing in the course o f annual, 6000-mile migrations In the winter, grays breed and give birth in the warm Mexican waters o f Baja, while feeding in Alaska’s Bering Sea during the summer, rooting about in seatloor sediments and filtering out small crustaceans in their baleen Grays seldom stray into deep waters - migration routes bring whales close to shore, particularly as they round the headlands And March is one o f the best months to see gray whales rounding headlands as they trek northward. (A smaller number o f whales, mostly new calves and their inolhers, w ill pass through in May.) Otien, on clear days, you can sec misty spouts o f water as grays rise to exhale, and to inhale once again in preparation for the next dive. Occasionally, you can see a lluke rise above the water's surface or see a gray whale breach, from the c liffs o f Neakahnie Mountain and Ecola State Park, you can look down on their barnacled forms (their skins crawling with crab-like "whale lice") and see their crisp outlines from head Io tail (The Oregon coast, o f course, does have one captive whale which can be viewed regardless o f season or w'eather. This celebrated orca-in-a-box needs no additional pub­ licity and we won t give it any here It is telling and potentially demoralizing to realize that we live in a part o f the world where the most celebrated individual is a cetacean - indeed, a cetacean with flaccid fins and a deep fear o f minnows Amidst much wailing and tooth-gnashing by central coast Chambers o f Commerce, this particular whale soon may be set adrill to lend for him self on the high seas.) T he California grays were hunted to precariously low levels during a b rie f and intense period o f industrial whaling in the Iate-I9th century. East coast money turned perfectly good whales into oils and cosmetics for east coast markets. By the 1880s, only 2000 grays remained. Their populations now rebound, aided by moratoria on North American whaling established in the early 1970s. Today, there are roughly 22,000 grays swimming laps along the Pacific coast - up to 5000 official whale sightings have been recorded along the Oregon coast in a single week. Two other populations o f gray whales, the Atlantic and the East Asian Pacific grays, were not so fortunate: both now appear to be extinct. Closer to home, some w hales o f our area - blues, fins, and hump­ backs - are in very bad shape, decimated by North American whaling during the tum-of-the-century and continued industrial whaling by Japanese and Russian ships into the late 20th. When Clark stumbled onto the beach near Chapman Point, whaling was a long-established practice on this coast, but was carried out at such low levels that it didn’ t make a dent in the overall population o f whales: at this level, whaling was "sustainable ” While the tribes o f the northern Oregon coast reported hunting whales, their efforts may have been restricted to injuring whales at sea in places with predictable currents. These currents carried injured whales ashore, where they were butchered for meat and oil An intricate etiquette surrounded the division o f a beached whale Every beach had different rules - locals usually received the choicest pieces, but nearby villages might hold rights to a section, a tail or a certain flank. The numerous people Clark encountered near Ecola Creek may have included several visitors from other villages, gathered to claim their appropriate share o f the whale (and in turn, this division o f the whale between several different peoples may explain in part why Clark found so little whale meat available for trade, despite the beached whale’s great size). The Makah o f the northwestern Olympic Peninsula were more accomplished whalers, pursuing whales with dugout canoes and wooden harpoons with stone points Harpoon heads were tied to lines o f floats made o f inverted, waterproof sealskins - once harpooned, the string o f sealskin floats would keep whales from submerging, so that they could be dispatched and dragged to shore with relative ease The most skilled Makah whalers were tribal elites, and tools and ceremonial goods associated with whaling have been found archae- ologically, in the wealthiest Makah households In the mid-19th century, U S negotiators signed a treaty with the Makah, confirm ing their right to hunt whales in their traditional waters for all time The treaty, however, did not anticipate the near extinction o f Pacific whales by the end o f that century, and was challenged by later, international treaties banning all Pacific coast whaling. The Makah viewed the whaling ban (and the industrial depletion o f whales which precipitated this ban) as impositions from the white world, entirely out o f their control and to their distinct disadvantage. Now, more than other whaling tribes o f the Northwest coast, the Makah view whaling as an essential, symbolically-charged component o f their struggles for cultural persistence Thunderbird, by the legends o f the Makah (and most other coastal peoples) was huge and powerful, an adept whaler who devoured whales like a normal human would eat salmon, today, the thunderbird takes on renewed significance among the Makah, and their homes, public buildings, and tnbal cemetery bristle with small, totemic carvings o f thunderbirds. C iting chronic economic and social troubles follow ing the whaling ban, the Makah recently requested an exemption from international whaling treaties so that they might hunt whales once again. (Immediately thereafter, while I was visiting the Makah, tribal boats tangled a gray whale in their nets. “ Accidentally” I was told with ambiguous smiles The whale was hauled to an inaccessible offshore islet and butchered - by the time authorities arrived on the scene, the whale’ s meat and blubber were jammed into freezers throughout the Reservation.) The Makah have just secured this exemption, and this spring w ill be the first season in 70 years that the Makah have [legally] hunted whales, 'faking four whales a year, they w ill jo in a small number o f other indigenous peoples o f the northern seas who are allowed exemptions from international treaties for subsistence whaling. In the past, environmentalists, animal rights activists and tribal rights activists have been allies, sharing their concern with the objectification and despoliation o f living things which is currently so fashionable among the world’ s industrialized peoples Now they butt heads over the issue o f Makah whaling, and lawyers descend on the scene like locusts. In regional environmental issues, as in life generally, there are no easy answers. For more inform ation about local whales, visit one o f the many Oregon State University sponsored whale watching viewpoints. These viewpoints w ill be marked with "Whale Walchm^ Spoken Here " signs in late March, and w ill be staffed by trained volunteers with free OSU publications on Northwestern whales. Websites for Whale Watchers: “ Whale Watching Spoken Here” 5AUUy I- L/'CKAfF” http://www.hmsc orst.edu/education/wlialewatch.shtml Tmniiww. 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