Dear Uncle Mike,
Einstein said gravity isn't love If
it's not, what is?
Sometimes A Great Lotion
Curious in Seattle
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Dear Curious,
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First off, Uncle Mike would like
to thank you for writing. Knowing
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what flavor o. lafle to have tor the high v e ir ^ r
commute to the virtual factory where legions of young millionaires devise new way
Datent freedom of information cheers Uncle Mike greatly. You must be lonely.
P X h X e s to love in a quantum universe. Unde Mike agrees wflhE,nste,n. a
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«ttannf» tha t's Daid off in the past According to general relativity, gravity is a
t o p o m a X l map o< a s p a X m e warped by mass Pretty as this is, ifs not even to
the desperate the stuff of romance. The love/gravity connection comes from the
equafions of classical physics, in which Newton (Isaac, not Olivia) descnbed gravrtahon
as the universal attraction every bit of mass in the universe has for every other In erther
view the moon loves the earth, the earth loves the sun, and everything ,ovea
holes Gravity is more like lust: discreet masses behaving ind.scnm.nately. If gra y
were love we'd all live in the mountains and have daydreams about lead.
(Note Just because relativistic gravitation reflects the universe s urge to curl up
with itself and achieve dimensionless unity, it’s not the source of mystical love.either
That feelinq of oneness is phase entanglement, the flip side of gravity in which every
photorVs waveform is the product of every other waveform it's encountered since the
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669'okay ^ w h a t's love? Uncle Mike thinks it's resonance. Resonance, (from the
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Latin to sound again) is the vibration induced in a body by the vibration of another b y.
Uncle Mike's body and yours, is an electromagnetic event. The little iron atoms in the
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hardware's fairly consistent, but the software's random. Our operating frequency is
m fle X n of X yX are and how we relate to and Interact with the world. Some people,
for instance like Barry Manilow and believe Bill Gates likes them.
so there we are vibrating at a rate determined by an organ,zingl pnnctpte which, for
want of a better term, we'll call our spirit. All vibrations effect us, we erther like
profession^ wrestling or we don't. Resonance occurs when the frequency of the
oscillation matches our own and our strings begin to vibrate. In extreme c^es^ crafte
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mix of commonalities and contrasts that, instead of damping our circuits, ^ g ^ e n ts
them Love is the only sum greater than its parts When we love and are loved we
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and giving all you have. It's nice it's no more complicated than humming along with the
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was fine Then two months ago an old girlfriend of mine moved back to town. We ve
been seeing a lot of her. Maybe too much. She's really good looking and has always
been a flirt. Lately I don't like the way the two of them are together. When she comes
over for dinner the goodbye hugs are lasting a little too long. Brad says m imagining
things SheTaughs and says I'm being silly. I'm not sure what to do What would you
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Dear Worried,
The first thing Uncle Mike would do is stop worrying. What you're looking for is the
truth Invite the little trollop over for dinner and observe how much your dog of a
boyfriend wags his tail. When the meal's over and the coffee's poured, put on your coat.
Tell them you're off to spend the night in a hotel so they'll have a chance to discuss
issues of hormones and loyalty and won't be disturbed by the sight of you putting your
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