-, C 0 \ T E \l P 0 R A R Ï D E S IG N F IN E ART Initially, I intended to present my own "modest proposal", that the State of Oregon simply elearcut the scant remaining older growth timber in Ecola Park. Shoot, they'd already scrounged up a good passel of the best old growth spmee and hemlock in our area at Oswald West State Park some years ago under the guise of "wind Salvage". 1’he Oregon Department of Transportation engineers, armed with some spurious data they scrambled up in their Salem computers, sliced down all the trees adjacent to the highway crossing Neahkahie Mountain two years ago, obstensibly to eliminate soil slippage When Ecola Park closed as a consequene of storm-triggered erosion, the brain boys sitting in the parks department think tank in Salem consulted their computers, checked the price of pulp, and gave the chain-saw guys the go ahead. Hell, nobody would even realize any trees had been cut; with the gates to the park locked. Might as well make a clean sweep of things. Take the revenue from the trees and put in some more RV sites at Fort Stevens. Besides, with all the clear cutting going on all around the park by Cavenham Corporation, no one would be able to tell the difference My friend Vi Thompson asked me one evening at dinner, "Peter, why do you think people want to hurt trees? Don't they like trees?" At first, I thought she was simply being facetious. Violet loves joshing me just to test the waters, but she was serious. I confessed then not to have an answer, but I've thought of her comment often. Violet, like some others who pay attention, likes trees. She buys sitka spruce seedlings with an eye toward replanting the ravaged stands of our native conifers, sitka spruce, red cedar, and Western hemlock. "What do you do if it's your last day on earth?", she often asks me. "Why, plant a tree, of course." Martin Luther once said much the same tiling: "And even if the world should end tomorrow, 1 still would plant . my little apple tree " I've decided to take Violet's position, and accept that many people in our culture look on trees with disdain. But why? To console myself, I've sought out some motive behind the elimination of all aged, mature, and stately trees, besides those old favorites, greed and ignorance I've seen very young children step out of automobiles in campgrounds, pick up an axe, and begin hacking away at the nearest tree. The Father ol Our Country, George Washington himself, got in Dutch for whacking at that famous cherry tree. Abe Lincoln thought nothing of felling a few trees in his day. Something deeply imbedded in our cultural psyche shivers at the prospect of dark forests, the wilderness, brooding stands of deep timber. I've begun to think perhaps some subtle mythic fear is operating here. Remember the movie The Wizard of Oz? 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