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ARIES Your birthday finds you butting
heads again With others, certainly , but
mostly with your own ego Life is short,
poor ludgment can last forever The world is
a bubble whose outside is inside, what you
see is a reflection of what you are Make
progress in small things and resist the urge
for violent change Anger solves nothing but
the boredom of peace Find something to
smile at and smile at it Find your center and
watch the lovely merry go round
TAL'RUS Been having tun ignoring the
inevitable, have we? Remember the phrase
sooner or later"1 Well, here comes later
Look behind appearances and beware of
biting oft’more than you can chew You're
running too close to empty to be making
promises L ock the door, put on your
earphones, and listen to your self Answ ers
depend on how we frame the question
They're right in front of you, wav ing from
the unsightly mess you've made
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GEMINI If you listen carefully, you can
hear the sound of your relationship sucking
air Hum a few bars of What's It All About,
Alfie'1’ and get on with business Hanging
out and kicking tires is fun and all, but to all
things a season This one is about work
Dreams are just neural patterns until your life
gives them form Be ruthless with social
obligations that function like spider webs
You never lose anything you're not better of
without If it's yours, it comes back
CANCER April is your month to run up
sand dunes, making short term progress your
least important product Right after that
comes harmony You'll feel a nitwit urge to
lash out at a world that's wronged you
Spitting into the wind would be smarter
You're not in this dungstorm by accident,
cupcake It's your life and welcome to it
Egos o f the proper size seldom bump into
things The gift the universe brings you this
month is the teaching called humility
LEO A Leo not in love is a Leo busy dying
Time to check the pulse of your relationship
and make changes before the situation
demands surgery Your natural nobility can
be poisoned by pride and inflexibility, and
what dies first is your self image Unite
forces with a common goal The secret
name of the future is Now and the secret of
nowness is hidden in plain sight This could
be your last day on the planet How do you
want to spend it?
VIRGO If your eyes are open, you'll notice
some edges of your world are flaking away
Call this month, the loneliness of the long
distance virgin If our expectations of otheis
are unfulfilled, they were, by definition,
unrealistic. Forget the rules and life gets
rude What you can depend on is what's
there when you close your eyes, the rest is
change April's biggest mistake involves
mistaking effects for causes After that
comes being stupid about money
LIBRA The secret to juggling pit bulls on a
teeter totter is concentration Librans not
willing to lose an arm will remember this It
would be nice to think you have a safe
haven It would also be hallucination The
snarling dog of your relationship is no nastier
than the snarling dog of your workplace On
the bright side, it's a great month to practice
patience Yell at a dog and it barks, speak
softly and it wags its tail, forget it's a dog
and it pees on your leg
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SCORPIO The sap's rising and, along with
it, your idiot urge to sting yourself The
surest way to do it is to set loose the
diseased w easels of your lesser self
Morality's not just a good idea, it's the law
Finish what you start and start nothing
behind anyone's back Avoid struggles
involving teeth and claws, check for burning
fuses, and expect surprise Work is always
rewarded The rewards for good work are
pleasant The rewards for bad work hurt
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SAGITTARIUS Your karma drops in to
spring clean your life Friends will arrive,
friends will disappear The world can be a
sobering experience and the ultimate act of
rebellion is laughter Roll with the punches,
keep your gripes to yourself, and don't
squirrel away your energies Distinguish
between investment and speculation, good
humor and lunatic glee Life's too serious to
be taken seriously Worse still is not taking
it seriously enough
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CAPRICORN A month in the finest
Nietzchean tradition naked power wrestling
with unbridled will No one has to lose
Responsibility isn't a burden and
irresponsibility isn't freedom There's no
uglier poison than bearing a grudge
Exorcise old demons with rituals of
understanding and compassion Change
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in a rut, the Aquarian kamikaze urge for
change, to break what doesn't need fixing
Chill out, boobla Just because sudden shifts
of axis are fun for you doesn't mean those
around you are waiting impatiently for the
next massive jolt Examine your motives,
review habits in terms of the past, and cop to
the part of yourself you conceal Lasting
change begins at the center
PISCES Amidst the sturm and drang of
fiscal concerns, expect pleasant surprises
Gandolph comes knocking with adventure
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dangerous drug Take a long look at your
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