We all know that Senator Bob over the years has
proved himself to be a lecherous bastard of quite
astonishing proportions.
That he attempted the
things with women that he did I do not find quite
surprising. What I do find surprising is what a
tightwad Sen. Bob seems to be. I mean, the guy is
a Republican (no offense Reverend, but I am
speaking in generalizations here), a long
standing Senator and he is a cheap SOB. Of all
things to have as a vice, boxed wine has got to be
one of the cheapest and the worst. I happened to
try boxed wine for the first time in years last
election day (how oddly appropriate) just for the
"thrill". It was unbearable. It had no flavor, no
element to it that reminded me of even the worst
bottled wine I had ever tasted. Think about it. The
guy has a 6 figure salary, unbelievable perks,
free parking, no compulsion to follow the laws of
the land and receives gifts and meals from
lobbyists almost daily. Yet, this is Sen. Bob's
beverage of choice.
Since the Republican takeover of Congress,
Washington D.C.'s swankiest watering holes have
reported substantial increases in the purchase of
vintage wines, premium liquor, imported beer
and bottled water. But Bob refuses to budge on
boxed wine.
While wine is still a predominantly European
drink, boxed wine is the quintessential American
alcoholic beverage (after Bud that is). Where else
in the world would people have thought to put
wine in a plastic bag inside a waxed box fitted
with a spigot. The idea is so craftily U.S.A. it is
almost mind bending. You see it is not the
beverage, it is the concept, the package, the
ability to sell. The art of the Exterior as Substance
was rarely painted as well as by our beloved
senator. He is one of the most uniquely cagey
guys in American political history.
Perhaps
boxed wine is part of the image, both images
really. Boxed wine is certainly not hoity-toity and
in the Senator's recent ideological flip flop his
perceived base of voters was by and large blue
collar. Being able to slug down a few glasses of
the pink stuff at a fund raising BBQ undoubtedly
added to the persona of the "One Of The Boys"
Senator. On the other hand, the image of a man
out of control, searching for the cheap, long
lasting drunk while making lewd passes at almost
all the women who came into his office also comes
to mind. While the two images may be
incompatible they were the two sides to Mr.
Packwood's coin. But is one image the correct
one? The man had (and still does, mind you)
access to the resources with which one could
enjoy the finest. While developing a palate for
wine may take some time, once you have tasted
premier Burgundy, Mondavi Cabernet and the
like, scaling back even a little bit is difficult.
There are millions of examples of politicians
giving up luxury items for the sake of
appearance.
Senator Bob is the consumate
politician and I think that played a role in the
creation of a psyche which ultimately took him
over. Prowess with women, holding your booze
and drinking the "people's drink" — be it Bud,
boxed wine, or rotgut -- are all attributes that in
times past were seen as characteristics of a true
sure man. This is the America Bob Packwood
thought he was in touch with, and perhaps was
for a period of time. Times change.
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