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m a r r ie d f o r 16 y e a rs
m uch lo ve l e f t
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co m e s hom e, I fe e d h im , he s it s on
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no sex l i f e l m s ta y in g w i t h h im
m o s tly f o r th e k id s and because m y jo b s k i l l s a re lim it e d
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No, U n cle M ik e is n o t ig n o rin g th e d i f f i c u l t i e s in v o lv e d
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R e m em be r, if yo u can, w h a t you e v e r lo ve d about t h is m an
to do th e sam e about you
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Dear U n cle M ik e ,
I th in k m y g i r l f tend s c h e a tin g on me
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Has she begun to hum f o r no re a s o n ?
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Has she ta k e n to s t a r in g at you, s h a k in g h e r head, and s ig h in g ?
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Does she w o n d e r w h a t you d look lik e in a m u s ta c h e ?
Has She become morbidly concerned w ith your happiness and personal
g ro w th ?
Has th e p h ra s e , f o llo w yo u r b lis s ' snuck in to h e r c o n v e rs a tio n ?
A t c r u c ia l m o m e n ts , does she c r y o u t som eone e ls e s nam e?
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Dear U n cle M ik e ,
So, s in c e you ve g o t a h a lf- b a k e d o p in io n on e v e ry th in g , w h a t are y o u r
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When strength takes leave
and all that s left
is a turbulent bellg, a handful
of addictions and a mind
struggling to focus
from one line to the nest—
The te n d e n c ie s of d e m o c r a c ie s a r e , in
a ll t h in g s , to m e d io c r ity , s in c e th e
t a s t e s , k n o v le d g e a n d p r in c ip le s of th e
m a jo r ity fo rm th e trib u n a l of a p p ea l
James Fenlmore Cooper
KKCYCLING MEANS
NOI ÌIING
li YOU D O N I CLOSETHE LOOP!
Vhen strength takes leave
and all that's left
is a trembling finger
and one dull eye revolving
in a tired skull, flickering
from petal to leaf—
Vhen strength takes leave
and the teeth crack
and the body sags
like a bag a fat
fit o n ly for r e n d e r in g —
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