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B ) P in k y Higgins
3 0 0 h itte rs w ith m o re than
one year of s e rvice
C ) B ird y Tebbetts
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B ) John K ruk
at least one W o rld S eries v ic to r y fiv e
C ) Hal M o r n s
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A ) Paul M o ltto r
B ) W ill C la rk
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C ) fdger M a rtin e ?
This guy had lu st 5 hits and a 161
average in a f hem pionship S e rie s , yet
0 ) M ike G re e n v e ll
scored eight ru n s , a record
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A ) R icky Henderson
C irc u it could boast one h u r le r «nth
better than 2 5 0 0 K s
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B ) Dave Cash
W ho?
C ) J im Rice
A ) Frank Tanana
D ) Gaorye H endrick
B ) Roger Clemens
C ) Jack M o rr is
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0 ) Dennis fc k e rs le y
Who holds the single-season RBI
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the cycle on Opening D ay7
C ) Rusty Staub
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D ) G ary C a rte r
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C ) Gee W a lk e r
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Three guys have vo n MVP honors
B ) Georye S ta le r
more titan once at two d iffe re n t
positions
C ) Baby Doll Jacobson
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missing his 5 0 th Baseball A n n iv e rs a ry p a rty
Nates fra » ay 1994 Cab jaaraal
T re b le h o rn watches 1n despair as » m e plagers ignore his
Opening Day
H a rry and H illa r y Rodham C lin to n sing "Take
goofy In it as I do in m ine
Cubs r a lly in the le la innings making for several heart stopping
H illa r y grew up in a
Chicago s u b u rb w h ich alm ost q u a litie s her to he a righteous Cub
fan
ooooo
She appears to be v e r y happy and
excited to be th e re , alm ost g ir lis h
games
OOOOO
And th e re he is for hts f ir s t o ffic ia l game, looking w ise and
w o n d e rfu l. T e r r if ic Tom T re b le h o rn
bones
I can feel the t h r i l l in my
A ll S tar Break
Cubs lose o p e n e r, and second game at home as the w eather
Sever Randy M eyers is the o nly Cub who was
OOOOO
ooooo
Cubs trade V lx la n o
ooooe
D usty Rhodes1 There s hope
T h e L io n K in g w as e x c e ll e n t
Someone makes a
OOOOO
a good s to ry
and e valu ate, and t h e x are my predictions for the second half
y o u n g S im h a w a s th e son o f a k i n g ,
The Cubs w ill come a liv e and become the greet s p o ile r,
a n d h e w as cast o u t b y h is u n c le
C ity S lic k e r s 2 w as good M it c h
A phenomena, young h u rle r
Guzman can t pitch in the cold
And I
fin d s a m a p a n d goes lo o k in g f o r g o ld
at 4 8 9
Jon L o v itz adds » m e s p a r k lo th e
W h ile Cubs fans are filin g th e ir hopes w ith the
m o v ie
O v e r a ll it w a s a good m o v ie
h e x bell
Or m aybe, ju s t maybe th e y !, come to th e ir x n x s , th e y 'll give
OOOOO
T re b le h o rn a long c o n tx t
T h e y ll get rid of the tro u b le m a k e rs
Cubs make Ignom inious Baseball H is to ry Hall of Fame by giving
and the m arginal p la y e rs , t h e y l, x n d scouts to e v e ry co rn er of
the Colorado Rocks th a ir f i r s , a v a r , inside the p ark homa ru n
the e a rth who w i ll find severe, f i r e p layers who en jo y w in nin q
It's
The management w i ll lo w er the p ric e of tic k e ts , beer and hot
e a rly get
dogs, and than in '9 5 , at least by '9 6 w e l l w in the playoffs and
OOOOO
M ore s ta tis tic a l ig n o m ity
Longest losing streak at home ,n the
h is to ry of baseball
the w o rld s e rie s against Jen Diego, of c o u r x at home
announcing
OOOOO
And w e l l a), be th e re together
Hot dam n, I can
h a rd ly w a it
s tu n t), a Greek guy who owns The B illy Goat, a sub
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Avenue beer and b u rg e r Joint (m ade famous by M ik e Royko and
S atu rd ay Hight L iv e ) , tr ie s to break the losing streak by
re n tl ng a goat fro m W ix o n s i n and tr o tti ng hi m around the
F rie n d ly Confines to end the c u r x
gat an Apache and a g r iz z ly
n e rry
C a r r y , Steve Stone, and J x k B ric k h o u x w i ll do the
O bserving a long tra d itio n (and p u llin g o ff a great p u b lic ity
Cubs l o x
Maybe we should
C u r x too strong fo r goat
OOOOO
Cubs have o nly won tan games
I watch a few innings between the c r x k s of my A n g e rs , and
tu r n o ff the TV a fte r a dozen o r »
men a re le ft on base
God. I
ju s t hate it when that happens
(u s u a l
Ryno resign s, he won t fin is h the x a s o n , not aver, fo r $ 1 7
m illio n d o lla rs
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O f c r i o o k i n g ( h e -T r s f u c c ,» H i r e r
Spirit* • Hoi Sandwiches
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H a r r y m is x s a step in the Cubs dugout In F lo rid a and fa lls on
his f x e
The
the cream and make the most ruinous trades in (he h is to ry of
M organ's got a sore a rm
have a headache
F rid a y , May t 3 th
m u s ic a n d a r t i s t r y
w ill em erge fro m the fa rm team , and we w i ll fin is h the season
m i r x l a m akers fo r next y e a r, Cubs management w ill skim off
Ho m atter how ho, the bats. Cubs ju s , ca n ', w in at home
It had
D urin g the b re a k , I alw ays th in k 1t Is a good tim e to step beck
m agically defeating leading teams
Dusty's on a streak
S c h w a r z e n e g g e r ) is a s p y h u t h is w if e
t h i n k s h e s a c o m p u t e r s a le s m a n T o m
A r n o ld is H a r r y s p a r t n e r t h is is th e
best p e r f o r m a n c e o f h is c a r e e r
picked fo r the national league team
re tu r n s to deep w in te r
In t h is a c t i o n /
c o m e d y H a r r y T a s k e r ( A r n o ld
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I w e n t to m y g r a n d p a r e n t s h o u x
r e c e n t l y a n d saw t h r e e m o v ie s T r u e
L ie s T h e L io n K in g & C ity S lic k e r s 2
T r u e L ie s w a s g r e a t
Cubs w in one, l o x four s tra ig h t at hone to Colorado
This has got to be it
Rhodes o m eter
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in s tru c tio n s and create new wags to l o x
me out to the B ell Game * H illa r y w ears a Cub hat end looks as
His i n j u r y is m in o r, but he stags in the h osp ital,
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