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Forty and furious. Cannon Beach Dear Furious, Uncle Mike would call it a tie F irst off, your husband is a fullblow n n itw it to think youd file his litt le adventure under the heading Meaningless Larks' When it comes to naked young women there are, for clothed wives of any age. no meaningless larks There is only disloyalty and betrayal Closely followed by contempt, disgust, outrage, and murderous fantasies Uncle Mike would never think to call your husband stupid, but most men know this by the time they're old enough to go to a nudie bar As for you, Furious, Uncle Mike would strongly suggest you not go upside his head w ith a s k ille t Give him the benefit of the doubt He might have watched the ballgame on TV the whole time it could happen No. that s a l, e If he te lls you this, go for the s k ille t The important thing ,s not to lose your sense of perspective and proportion Uncle Mike has no illusions you'll believe this, but your husband's appreciative ogling was not a hostile act directed at you Small com fort, you were probably the furthest thing from his mind Nor is ,t an indication that he would, at the drop of a g-strm g, run o ff w ith someone young and restless to someplace warm and exotic and fa ll apart over several hundred gin nckeys Men, bless their lit t le stimulus/response systems, like to look at naked women They like it even more when the naked women pretend to f l i r t w ith them If history (and certain episodes of Wild Kingdom) are any indication, this has been going on for a very long tim e — at least since women realized the effect this behavior has on men Uncle Mike, recalcitrant old dog that he is, sees nothing in trin s ic a lly evil in this As w ith most exchanges between humans, the c ritic a l factor ,s attitude The wise never allow the game to play them There are, to Uncle Mike, few sights as amazing as a middle-aged husband in a nude bar who honestly believes the woman taking his dollars is dancing Just for him It's a pretty funny world by Lindu S tephens creating n iikpe nikncr from physical restriction * Injury Rehahltation W O O S W Hum es f r i r v Rd ( i < Eire C flm u h a tx m l ^ k r (M w rip. Or « 7 (8 6 6 0 8 « 8 6 l» O 4 14 y e a n e x ien e n t» a \ a health rare (eaht»»ier A Fun. Colorful. AH-Cotton Clothing Stone With A ’W ist For Children A A d u lts Un que G ift item*, THINK GOOD THOUGHTS 3344 5E HAWTHORNE fW LAN O . OP 972-4 (503) 235 0439 Open Daily Spacious, fir-lined bay Below the clouds beneath me Moistens my dry mind K & D MAIN STREET BOOKS USED • RARE • UNUSUAL Sin it loner Lxvks etc. Dawn DcBernardi (503) 648-9216 211 E Main Street, Hillsboro, OR 97123 Dear Uncle Mike, Which drug do you think is more dangerous -- marijuana or alchohoP Marlene W , Beaverton Dear Marlene, First off, Uncle Mike denies any first-hand knowledge of controlled substances Even those that grow out of the ground right there in front of God and everyone He too has never inhaled This said. Uncle Mike must wonder if your question is serious In the years of hands on experience Uncle Mike has had w ith sour mash whiskey, he's learned his decision-making powers when stoned' ( if he d ever been stoned, which he never, ever has) are leagues ahead of those he possesses in the state drug abuse counselors call God's own drunk Dipping potato chips ,n chocolate syrup and watching one s lava lamp is much healthier than driving home when one can't walk or te llin g your life story to those who only wish youd go away As for the most dangerous drugs, here's Uncle Mike's short lis t Money. Gasoline, and Television Dear Uncle Mike, My g irlfrie n d rags on me because I won t eat lobster I say the things are too ugly to put in your mouth She says I m neurotic and have no class What do you think? Dove S , Eugene Dear Dave, H IT \ V js h ii\ t e n Stiver L j G nu P7S5O " I 5OJ -9eJ 5242 L I O p e n 9L3O-53O M o n .-5 a t. The fir s t thing that crosses Uncle Mike's mind ,s that he must be reaching the bottom of his mail bag Not knowing you (and you shouldn't confuse this w ith a desire for the two of us to get together), Uncle Mike cannot in good fa ith disagree w ith your friend You may be neurotic and irretrievably gauche But, that you refuse to eat lobster is hardly damning evidence If it's any consolation, given a choice between eating an underwater insect and nothing, Uncle Mike P^ejers^to chew bark o ff trees i m u r " " .....