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planets in your house of Whoopie, the
i>oci{Be*oal tempo heats up No sense sugar
coo,inq things you m a /fin d yourself
beating suitors awa/ w ith short lengths of
two by four Which should distract you
from making hilarious decisions about
money When faced with substantive joint
decisions, remember others have feelings
too F iring warning rounds over their
heads w ill gel you nowhere Whenever
possible, la / low and consider large issues
Short term pleasures are fine, just don't
forget it's a lonQgame
'J a u ru e : It s spring, whal can we say’
The sap is ris in g in your relationships,
car na I end other wise When emerging
from your cave, take a moment to admire
your fr tends without ignor mg the tra its
that often mate them idtots and je rks Cut
everyone slack and be there for them wlten
they need you It's okay to keep score as
long as everyone gets the same judge If
you must be stubborn, and being a Taurus
you must, be stubborn about someone
else s rights instead of your own Mooing
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It's one on one time Thelong
lonely slog is about over You fin a lly
manage to spot weld your personal life to
your ambitions If you must tra v e l, and
you probably w ill, take your new love
along If you can t get out of town, take a
seminar or sign up for a class If you can't
get out of the house, tu rn off the t v end go
somewhere quiet in your mtnd Sit on the
porch and m ull things through You know
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ducks in a row ano get on w itn it Don t
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smiling so much you hurt your face It s
your turn to be the universe s speck led
pup and all sorts of humans line up to fall
in love with you If you re m arried this
could be dangerous Or would be. were not
your mate one of them In the midsl of this
all-pervasive k iw y -k is s y ( and some of it
is. if not asexual, at least platonic), look
at ways to put your work into efficient
right action Money s nice, if it doesn't
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h u r t. do everyone a favor and cool your
jets 1,'s not the, we don , love you, we
just have separate agendas While you re
waiting for the tide to tu rn , why no,
practice a tew v irtu re s Work s a good
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compassion Controlling and manipulation
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things over Don t sh illysh a lly about
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be alone l nop at noth,nq and notice how
green your grass re e lly is Laughable as it
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incompetent ninnies who steal your tdBas
and don I re tu rn your calls Whet s new’
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