p L 3 unset <£)inner ¿ r r v t d 4 t0 0 -5 i5 0 pan. 3un4ay - except hoiUay* The more c lo s e ly we examine o u r w o r ld , th e c le a r e r i t txxxxneo t h a t the ends o f th in g s a re in t h e i r b e g in n in g s , waving l i k e Burma Shave s ig n s from th e edge o f our karma. L i f e te a c h e s , i f n o th in g e ls e , t h a t no wheels g r in d f i n e r th a n than th o se we s e t in m o tio n by o u r a c t io n s . Tta le a rn th a t th e u n fo ld in g o f our p e rs o n a l c r e a ­ t io n is th e u n ra v e l 1 li n g o f cause and e f f e c t does n o t make th e m y s te rie s le s s m y s te r io u s , o n ly more in tim a t e and c h a rm in g . An e la b o r a te and la r g e ly ig n o re d r i t u a l s u r ­ rounds th e b i r t h o f th e new y e a r. The ca p s to n e o f th e h o ly days is th e w in te r s o l s t i c e , a geo­ p h y s ic a l cusp m a rkin g th e r e tu r n o f th e L ig h t . I t is no a c c id e n t o f th e c a le n d a r th a t th e sea­ son is g iv e n o ve r t o s h a rin g fo n d , c o n s id e r in g th e r o o ts o f whyness, and renew ing what rem a ins o f o u r re s o lv e . The dead o f w in te r c o n f r o n t s us w ith our b e l ie f system s. The h o lyn e sa comes from o v e r la y in g them o n to r e a l i t y and f in d i n g , once a g a in , our p la c e in th e dream works o f c r e ­ a t io n . T h is in m ind, a p la c e sh o u ld he made in t r a d i t i o n f o r th e e p ip h a n y o f John von Neumann. Von Neumann was a m a th e m a tic ia n , th e in v e n ­ t o r o f th e com puter as we know i t , a p io n e e r in c y b e r n e tic s , and c o in v e n to r o f game th e o ry and quantum lo g ic . H is book, The M a th e m a tic a l Foun­ d a t io n s o f Quantum M echanics, is c a lle d 't h e quantum B i b l e '. In 1932, von Neumann s e t o u t t o d is c o v e r why th e re ) s a n y th in g . I t may bo easy t o ta k e th e u n iv e rs e f o r g ra n te d , b u t i t is n o t w r it t e n anywhere in a ccep ted th e o ry t h a t th e r e must be so much as a s in g le q u a rk , l e t a lo n e a c lo s e d and unbounded u n iv e rs e o f fo u r d im e n s io n a l s p a c e /tim e expanding in a l l d i r e c ­ t io n s a t n e a r ly th e v e lo c it y o f l i g h t . From quantum e le c tro d y n a m ic s , th e most s u c - c e s f u l id ea m th e h is t o r y o f s c ie n c e , von Neu­ mann knew t h a t , tie h in d th e b o g g lin g d i v e r s i t y o f a p p e a ra n e e s, th e u n iv e rs e is humogenous----- composed e n t i r e l y o f q u a n tim s t u f f , each b i t o f w h ic h i s l i k e e v e ry o t h e r . For reasons n o t known and in ways n o t c le a r , t h i s u n m a n ife s t raw m a te r ia l o f r e a l i t y a r t i c u la t e s i t s e l f in t o a l l t h a t is . Not a m ir a c le , b u t c lo s e . He a ls o knew, a g a in from quantum th e o r y , th a t r e a l i t y is a tenuous a f f a i r -----a t h in membrane o f o b je c t /e v e n t s d a n c in g on a sea o f p o t e n t ia l. What r e g is t e r s as r e a l i t y on o u r in s tru m e n ts and senses a re waves o f p r o b a b i l i t i e s . Fór any p o in t in s p a c e /tim e , th e re i s an a r r a y o f e v e n ts t h a t m ig h t ta k e p la c e . In o rd e r f o r th e r e t o be a n y th in g , a l l p o s s ib le stxn e th in g s b u t one must d is a p p e a r, c o lla p s e d t o z e ro by some s t a t i s ­ t i c a l deus ex m achina. The p r o b a b il it y l e f t is w h a t's th e r e when we lo o k . To f in d t h i s c o lla p s e o f p r o b a b i l i t i e s , th e c r e a t io n o f som ethin g from n o th in g , von Neumann b u i l t a m in im a l e ve n t system c a lle d von Neumann's c h a in -----a s o u rc e , a s ig n a l, and a r e c e iv e r . T h e re is no s im p le r system s in c e , i f any o f these l i n k s a re remov«>d, th e re is no exchange o f energy arid so no r e a l i t y t o o b s e rv e . He f ig u r e d th e s i t e o f th e c o lla p s e sh o u ld s t i c k o u t l i k e a s o r e th u m b . It d i d n ' t . T ry as I * : : i q h t , he c o u ld f in d no l i k e l y , o r even p o s s ib le , s i t e fo r th e spontaneous g e n e ra tio n o f th e u n iv e rs e from p re g n a n t n o th in g . Because each li n k in th e c h a in i s made o f 'qu antum s t u f f * and each b i t i s l i k e e v e ry o t h e r , th e r e is no p o in t a t w h ich d if f e r e n c e , in th e fo rm o f o b je c ts and e v e n ts , can a r is e . In what has come to be known as von Neumann's P ro o f, he showed t h a t , w h ate ver i t is th a t c o lla p s e s po­ t e n t i a l in t o q u a rk s , b la c k h o le s , and P a r is in th e s p r in g must l i e o u ts id e o f quantum r e a l i t y . Von Neumann c o u ld t h in k o f n o th in g o u ts id e o f th e e m p ir ic a l w o rld b u t c o n s c io u s n e s s . W ith von Neumann's c h a in , we meet th e g h o s t in th e m achine and f i n d i t i s us. We a re , a l l o f u s , lin k s in th e quantum c h a in . Beneath o u r d if f e r e n c e s , we ace 'quantum s t u f f ' . I t is o u r c h o ic e s and o u r a c tio n s t h a t c o lla p s e th e p o t e n t ia l o f o u r liv e s . In a w o rld w ith o u t i l l u s i o n , th e r e is no thee and me, and th e ap­ p r o p r ia t e a c t io n is alw ays lo v e . Happy new y e a r . (The above is a reprint of Mr Burgess' January 93 column, we thought we would give you another chance to try to understand it ) LlCENSeO BONDED INSURED AB CHILDRESS BUILDER NEW CONSTRUCTION RE MODE LI NO FOUNDATIONS FLATWORK BB «3711700 Ption* 4 M 2400 P O Bo* 31 Cannon B««ch. 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I L E f T E D & t JA N U ftK X H V f Swaying palms, balmy breezes w afting over golden beaches in the land of Mahana Dusky maidens sing to the sounds of a small guitar Five and a half hours of flying to get there EEEK* I am not a whit** knuckle flyer I m more of a white everything flyer we re talk mg palor, w hite as a ghost fly e r *l think I'm going to be sick,* I say Herself, the light of my life , is n t sympathetic why are you being such a baby about th is 7" l m not being a baby, too young to die. perhaps, but not a baby ' We re not even at the airport yet * Put w e re headed that direction " We paid almost $500 apiece for these ticke ts Were going to M atzatlan" "If I give you your money back No1 We re going" Later, seated in an immense device made up of thin aluminum sheet metal and thousands of parts each supplied by the lowest bidder "Why aren't we s ittin g by an emergency e x it7 I asked the lady who assigned our seats to put us by an emerqengy exit * Keep your voice down l to id her not to, that you'd probably jump out and run screaming down the runway the minute the airplane moved" We re going to die like rats in here1 Alex, Shut Up * Whimper “ My major problem w ith flyinq is they won't let me drive Mind you, I don t know now to drive an airplane but that s what co-p ilots are for He could drive the airplane while I watched for mountains and other hazards "Look out for that mountain up there.* I'd say "That s a cloud * “How do you know 7" "The highest mountain in the world is 29,000 feet ta ll, w ere flyin g at 35,000 feet “ “When's the last time they measured i t 7 it might have grown, volcanos grow * "Good thinking, we ll go around i t * "Thank you* See. that would be my job. to bring up hazards they might never have thought of, like growing mountains Alex LaFollette • EAT IN OR OUT • 5-8 PM MON-THURS. 5-9 PM FRI & SAT AT 411 LANEDA AVENUE UNTIL DECEMBER 24TH. 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