Dear 'e M ike . I K rog ' •’ * and are h a v in g in a rg u m e n t •r s p t i I* )vbe v Do • t . 1 tnak e good p e ts w a rre n in P o rtla n d D ^ar S tu p id U niv to r th e p i t i f u l l y u n b a la n ce d , 1 » jr<. , n / y.,» you p jg n t n o t ir e d . u g lv Dear o n e le M ik e p*»ynnd b e lie * fe e l a l i t t l e s ’ u o id w r it in g to an a d v ic e r o iu m n . o u t r>er e goes on to m e i Oign t kn o w th e y w e re h a v in g i< • , t* ’ n It Dave (n o t h is nam e no The o n ly b r ig h t s id e to *ne ease w i t h w h ic h *hey C3h be tr a in e d r o t w iU in f a c t , nave tr o u b le s to p p in g U N ffR N* 11 ¡RCUMSTANCES At LOW YQl'R OCT IF 1 ¡5 FREE R £ i n uF THE HOUSE e i t h e r ) is no ang el. Put th e m ea of d o in g a pack as EAT MORE COOKIES d o c ile a n j sq u ish y as y o u r p e t se e m s, m o llu s k s nave bad door t r i p w it h m s w if e (w h o is v e ry a r tr a c t -ve is p la y in g n e ! 1 w i t h m v lo y a lt ie s b e h in d s lu g s and s n a ils o r’ ; C a ro l (n o t her r e a l na m e ) is m a k in g it p r e t t y cI**ar she w a n ts to ju m p m y bones a *n term -. ot » / , and c o m p a n io n s h ip , rank ju s t My buddy s w i f e is c o m in g p ro b le m s p u t s o m e ’ h in g 5 g o in g on Thev ar e s h e ll- le s s m o llu s k s S h o u ld 1 00 ’ ’ - w * re b o th o ld enough to be d is c re e t S h o u ld 1 ’ *♦ Dave k n o w he s got t r o u b le 7 S h o u ld » m ove to a n o th e r to w n ? la v ' to o e ig h t On m a t m o rn in g w h e n yo u r egged h o r r o r *s d ra g g in g you s h rie k mg and th r ash ng in to i t s la ir , you II w ’ Sh yo u d u s te n e d m 1 n ¡e n h ,? tt C in n a m o n Rolle. P izza by tha SUca. M u ftin s E sp re sso , and C o o k ie s L a u r e l's ar'di w f ip p e d th e a q u a riu m w 1 C annon B each c o n c e rtin a w ir e T e m p te d in Cannon Beach W in e S h o p Dear T e m p te g U n c le M ik e fe e ls a l i t t l e s i l l y g iv in q advi e to p e o p le w h o ask it o ’ s tra n g e r s . Pot h e re goes F ir s t th in g s f ir s t S h o u ld you mak e lo ve to 239 N H E M L O C K l a ) N . I tern leek (9 0 )) 4 )6 1 6 6 6 Ph. 4 30 -2 8 3 2 »kiiwi Acupuncture — CMnew Herb» — VUvMjte your f r ie n d s w i f e 7 O n ly if your k a rm a w i l l hear b e h a v in g lik e a d is e a s e d w e a s e l F in d m q o u t. and Bob Rke l.Ac. he w i l l , th a t th e tw o o f you re g a rd y o u r n a u g h ty u rg e s as m o re im p o r ta n t th a n h is s a n ity , w i l l not b u t a song in Dave s h e a rt you le a rn w h ic h p a rt o f DI X -ih PO ).■!** ro k. ae«tvO iti 4 l|n«w U n cle M ik e s u g g e s ts do u n to o th e r s CAN NON B EA CH L IB R A R Y C.n. « B#..h OH «TUO « flW you don t 434-1911 u n d e rs ta n d (K nrd As fo r Not Her R eal Nam e, if she s fe e lin g and oprralrd br tbr l ibrary and V oman I Club o f Cannon Bracb lo n e ly and u n a p p re c ia te d (a p e r s is ta n t th e m e of th e hum an c o m e d y ,, s p l i t t i n g th e ta b on 3 M o te l 6 w i l l p ro b a b ly n o t be a m ir a c le c u re th e y say, w i l l co m e M o rn in g , a? S h o u ld you say s o m e th in g to h e r 7 Gee, th e re s a th o u g h t S in c e your M uddy W a ts rJ re s p o n s e s c le a r ly haven t in v o lv e d d o u s in g • arol w i t h b u c k e ts of c o ld w a te r , one m ig h t i t le a s t ta lk about th e m o ra l h ig h groun d T he re is n o th in g w ro n g w i t h b e in g a t t r a c te q to one a n o th e r S a d ly , th e re s n o th in g r ig h ’ about d o in g a n y th in g ab o u t it lire«« . our mm3 m3 *>e( Juwn tttaam' By w o rd and deed, m ik e yon b it e y o u r k n u c k le and w h im p e r, to fo o l aro u n d £ X q ü i j i t c C o ffe e s and T eas w o u ld be to behave in w a y s m o s t o fte n a t t r ib u t e d Third a nd Ivy Streets Tillam ook O regon it p la in th a t, w h ile th e s ig h t or h e r o fte n m akes H O P E L. H A R R IS to pond scum S h o u ld you le t o ld Dave kn o w he $ g o t tro u b le ? i f Dave t ies h is o w n shoes Unc le M ik e w o u ld bet he has an in k lin q R a th e r th a n in f lie f m g your g u ilt rid d e n h o n e s ty on h im CYo. Dave, your w if e 's a s t r a y c a t ), U n cle M ik e re c o m m e n d s you s-rnonkil Toy** Books a nd '«âmes Few Ail do yo u r b e s t im p e rs o n a tio n of a f r ie n d S h o u ld you le a ve t o w n 7 i t s c e r t a in ly a • th o u g h t (Can 1 re n t y o u r p la c e 7 ) J s •» . ... J .'4M ' Cott »•« D ear u n c le M ike . I ve g o t a p ro b le m w i t h m y b o y fr ie n d . C h ris c a lls m e Babe (, 'h n xtin .i Stanley R N . U K I.C K e lly L o r tw iS T He Lactation (. a nn uita nt Breast Feeding Awtotance LtUCATlO’O U COMSULT/MT I'v e t o ld h im 1 f in d it in s u lt in g AST9MA 5 (3 -3 2 5 -1 9 3 / P o Bor H i ASTO« »A O* TTIM Medela Breast Pump Rental S tation He s a ys h is fa th e r c a lls h is m o th e r Babe, she d o e s n 't m in d , so w h y s h o u ld 17 i t s b e c o m in g a r e a l is s u e r o ho« 201 179 C oolidge ( annon Death. O K 97110 w h en w e re mak m g lo ve, one Babe and l m c o m p le te ly tu rn e d o f f Any id e a s 7 VICTOR H. PLUCY. ÌTÌ.A A n g ie in Eugene steam Counseling P sychotherapy InOtvtduol*. Couples & Families Dear A n gie D«.UL <16-9225 U n cle M ike a lw a y s has id e a s, m o s t of th e m u n w o r th y of m e n tio n (5 0 3 )4 )6 0161 AiiratUrt lre««e Oeytn U te PentHng T»»>. «¿iir Stole Iren*» B e fo re a g re e in g w i t h you th a t your b o y fr ie n d na sn t 3 le g to s ta n d on. unc le M ik e w o u ld f i r s t lik e to a tta c k w h a t m ig h t be a m is p la c e d u rg e to p o l it ic a l c o r r e c tn e s s on y o u r p a r t R e g a rd le s s w h a t A n d re a D w o rk in m iq ru s h rie k as she g ra b s ‘>T ‘Touch o f A ffinanet by the S t a ' y o u r la p e ls and p la n ts h e r kn e e s on y o u r c h e s t, c a llin g you Babe does rio t by it s e l f m a ke C h ris a • J tru L tn g tru a m iS lte p w ta r ru n n in g dog o f ge n d e r o p p re s s io n • Cut hwn S e t n ted L ot to w W hat m a tt e r s U n cle Mik*- w o u ld n o t d is c o u ra g e you fro m e x a m in in g yo u r p o s tu re » 1A A/ _ f^ .L 436 0129 is one of y o u rs , t e l l C h ris th a t U n cle M ik e th in k s he s b e h a v in g lik e a baboon TM >ee » As fo r c o r r e c tiv e m e a s u re s , m a k * y o u r s e lf a C h ris pumpk in head, you have U n c le M ik e s f m d y o u r s e lf in one o f th o s e m o m e n ts o f se xu a l custom designing q u a lity h an dm ade je w e lry ’*4 •W f e e lin g r e a lly n a s ty , "Oh, M om '“ O r, i f y o u r e THt CvttC / re ) TtMfS lUC w ITM A SOAP AAO trtrtt -«-»»Tf Axfj fu s i errn coca eA’Ui toeiM .r m m • 71^ .1 .?i. /k**)*_TT*-** ***** • » " • «>m **«■ .a«>e>r. i f t h is goes o v e r N ext t im e you to E8 ui/Til ifCHU 1W SHAM txs,«tp nwwrA« /) to * rea. tuetut <0 * u » i; irgtiAtiwfits CiPtATWtk Pir/xur Aitare wo* MWVTES TXf USI afr TOv< Owe UtlNCr ’*<1 A«tsr io r < HCJOtb *a /rn ri» yrtut tur«s wu « u *«» t to a07w*T TX raociDuai n rove aur s* after ». T h is s a id , w e a ll have o u r b u tto n s and, if t h is p e r m is s io n to ta k e o f f th e g lo v e s MTti STU* IUXM TOV switch ovt •Scarborough & Co. >lomt fra g ra n t e Products f o r knee je r k s n a m e ta g th a t re a d s "Me A n g ie " ».« H a a a g t Ods i f he doesn t, th e le a s t of your w o r r ie s is w h a t he c a lls yo u mai ÜW TOtktf./ AueTV a nay tezxtiss ¡ n tit tVA cvcuiÀb n tt Off .»Oints f v toon jivn j o Bubble 'Bath <*r is if he t r e a t s yo u lik e a f u l l fle d g e d hum an and lo v e s you a n y w a y if rw. »K m * fOt»t JTIA* m ;« mjuuaur *»WT to fouow Tht STl PS TO ATOM u r r tn u n to et 3:J0-»’JO au & ust |t t 3 7 /