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lis te n to re a so n
Dear U n cle M ik e .
I m h a v in g th is r e c u r r e n t d re a m
A
la rg e b la c k L a b ra d o r r e t r ie v e r w h o
is
W h e n p u sh com es to
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sh o ve and it w i ll y o u r b u z z a rd w i ll c u t
th in g s
y o u n o slack
lo c a lity - - - a q u a lity th a t b o ils d o w n to
As it la u n ch e s its e lf fro m
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th e a rm o ire and s h rie k s d o w n at y o u . its
th is n e s s and th a tn e s s
p s y c h o tic e yes H a rin g a nd its ta lo n s
d e p ic te d as m a s s /e n e rg y is la n d s in a sea
o u ts tre tc h e d it w ill be th in k in g o f th e
o f p o te n tia l d iffe re n c e
good o ld d a ys
b e tw e e n these is la n d s o f o b )e c t/e v e n ts is
B u zza rd a p o lo g is ts w ill sw e a r u p a nd
The q u a n ta are
T he s e p a ra tio n
s p a c e /tim e w h ic h is m e a s u re d in te rm s
a c tu a lly m y e i h u s b a n d is in m y k itc h e n
d o w n th a t g iv e n a chance, these m o rb id
o f th e v e lo c ity of lig h t <see ra n d o m
b a k in g b ro w n ie s
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n u m b e rs a b o v e )
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h u m p in g m y leg
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S u d d e n ly , w e re in
He s s t ill a b la c k lab. b u t n o w he
has a m o u s ta c h e and is m y w a ite r
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q u a n tu m
k in g d o m seeks o u t th e B o ris K a rlo ffs o f
r e la t iv it y , th e m o d e rn th e o r y o f
b ir d d o m as c o m p a n io n s
g r a v ita tio n ) is th a t n o th in g in the
As y o u m u st
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h a v e n o tic e d b y n o w . y o u r b u z z a rd is n o t
u n iv e r s e m o v e s a t a v e l o c i t y g r e a t e r th a n
b rin g s m e s e v e ra l s m a ll c h ild r e n flo a tin g
g iv e n to b u r s tin g in to song
lig h t
a fo o t o ff th e g ro u n d , te th e re d to la rge
y o u re lu c k y , f o llo w yo u o r y o u r m ate
mass becom es in fin it e • w h ic h is to say.
re d b a llo o n s
a ro u n d th e house c h irp in g as y o u d u s t
e q u a l to a ll th a t is) and s p a c e /tim e
th e m , p o p p in g th e b a llo o n s w ith his beak
W h a t fre e tim e it has <an<1 since b u z z a rd s
d is a p p e a rs as a co n ce p t w ith m e a n in g
N ow it s r a in in g c h ild r e n
are n o to r io u s ly re s is ta n t to tr a in in g o f
W ith o u t s p a c e /tim e , th e re is no
a n y so rt it w ill ha ve as m u ch as it lik e s /
s e p a ra tio n a nd so. no lo c a lity
w i ll be sp e n t s lo u c h in g m o ro s e ly on th e
a nd e v e n ts as w e k n o w th e m
m a n tle , w a tc h in g y o u r e v e r y m o ve
su sp e cte d since 193 5 I see EPR. o r the
get a w a y
sam e
G ere
A b ig c ro w s ta rts d iv in g at
I r u n b u t can t
T he d re a m a lw a y s ends the
I m in a to p le s s b a r w ith R ichard
W e re b o th n a k e d , b u t he has a
b la c k le a th e r c o lla r w it h stu d s and a
h e a rt s h a p e d dog tag
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If
y o u re a n o rm a l person , y o u II t ir e o f th is
Just w h e n he
A n d fo r g<x>d re a so n
A t v e lo c ity
W e ve
N ig h t a fte r n ig h t, it s d r iv in g me c ra z y
a n d a lit t le d e te r m in a tio n one can
th e o b s e rv a b le u n iv e rs e tra v e ls fa s te r
Does th is m ean a n y th in g ?
s o m e tim e s d r iv e th e m o ff
th a n lig h t
G ive n a good s c a tte rg u n
C onnectedn ess P ro o f) th a t s o m e th in g in
Donna W , L a k e O sw ego
Dear Donna.
o f s p a c e /tim e
k n o w th is
W e do
G ive n s u p e rlu m m a l fo r fa s te r
th a n lig h t ) c o n n e c tio n s , th e u n iv e rs e
N a o m i M . Scappoose
becomes
Dear U ncle M ik e ,
n o n lo ca l
a s ta te o f
p re p h e n o m e n a l co sm ic oneness in w h ic h
Dear N a o m i
g ir lf r ie n d and I fo u n d an a b a n d o n e d
T u rn s o u t it s a v u lt u r e
S o m e th in g is h a p p e n in g
b u t w e don l k n o w w h a t it is
c o m p le te d e s c r ip tio n of o b s e rv e d r e a lity ?
p ro fe s s io n a l h e lp
b a b y b ir d
H O P E L . H A R R IS
th e re is no r«x)m fo r th in g s lik e q u a n ta
Ils
Be s e rio u s
th re e fu n d a m e n ta l w a y s
s h o u ld ta k e it to th e zoo o r a d o p t it
fo u r
Do
v u ltu r e s m a ke good p e ls ?
In s h o rt, if q u a n tu m th e o r y is c o rre c t,
Q u a n tu m th e o r y fa ils in
g e ttin g p r e t ty b ig and w e w o n d e r if w e
m e ch a n ics can b y its o w n ru le s , w a y
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e x p la n a tio n D m - th e q u a n tu m e ffe c t - th e
F in a lly , N aom i, th e re s th e sch izo id
a p p e a ra n c e o f a p a r tic u la te d s o m e th in g
Dear S teve.
d e e p e r r e a lity a b o u t w h ic h q u a n tu m
L IC E N S E D
MASSAGE
T H E R A P IS T
th e n q u a n tu m r e a lity is a lim ite d case o f
No. m a ke th a t
F irs t q u a n tu m m e ch a n ics has no
S te ve S , Eugene
la n e le c tro n o r th e E iffe l T o w e r) fro m
n a tu re o f o u r c u r re n t p a ra d ig m
In a w o rd , no
w h a t th e e q u a tio n s show c le a r ly is a
c u r re n t m o d e l o f th e u n iv e rs e is a fo rc e d
Those ch o o sin g to liv e w ith b ird s
b a c k g ro u n d of u n d iffe r e n tia te d and
m a rria g e o f tw o in c o m p a tib le v ie w p o in ts
The
s h o u ld not fo rg e t th e y are lin e a r
u n m a n ife s te d p o te n tia l
d e s c e n d a n ts o f d in o s a u r s
th e re to be s o m e th in g th e re w h e n w e
It s n o t ju s t th a t, as one m ig h t hope, th e y
fo re b e a re rs w e re m e rcile ss, m eat e a tin g
lo o k a ll o th e r p o s s ib le s o m e th in g s m ust
d e s c rib e tw o h a lv e s o f th e sam e r e a lity
liz a rd s w h o . b e fo re th e y le a rn e d to fly ,
so m e h o w d is a p p e a r, re d u c e d to ze ro b y
T h e y are lo g ic a lly irre c o n c ila b le and
s tix x J f i f t y f e e t t a l l
som e s ta tis tic a l d eu s ex m a ch m a
w o rs e , m u tu a lly e x c lu s iv e
The c a n a ry s
B e in g s h o r t a n d
q u a n tu m th e o r y and g e n e ra l r e la t iv it y
In o r d e r fo r
T he
In th e
c a p tiv e has do n e n o th in g to erase
m e ch a n ism is. as th e y say, u n c le a r
m icro co sm (th e w o r ld of the
m e m o rie s of life at th e to p o f th e fo o d
ch a in U n d e r th e b r ig h t ly c o lo re d
W ith o u t an e x p la n a tio n fo r th e ris e o f th e
u n im a g in a b ly s m a ll) d e s c rib e d b y
o b s e rv a b le u n iv e rs e fro m a
q u a n tu m m echanics, th e u n iv e rs e is a
m a th e m a tic a lly p re g n a n t n o th in g
s w a rm of p r o b a b ilis tic p o in t p a rtic le s in
q u a n tu m th e o r y la cks a g e n e ra tiv e lo g ic
w h ic h th e re is no ro o m fo r a n y th in g
fe a th e rs , y o u r b u d g ie is a tw is te d lit t le
assasin w h o sings o n ly to d r a w y o u close
to th e cage U s u a lly , because o f th e ir size,
re s e m b lin g a s p a c e /tim e c o n tin u u m
Second, n o th in g in q u a tu m th e o r y
p re d ic ts o r e x p la in s th e v a lu e s o f th e
th e m acro cosm ft he w o r ld o f
co m e to n o th in g
fu n d a m e n ta l c o n s ta n ts
u n b e lie v a b ly la rg e ! d e s c rib e d b y g e n e ra l
T h e sam e ca n n o t be said D m - v u ltu r e s
a m o n g th e th e
v e lo c ity o f lig h t th e g r a v ita tio n a l
r e la t iv it y , th e u n iv e rs e is a s p a c e /tim e
L ik e h a w k s and eagles, y o u r v u lt u r e is a
c o n s ta n t P lanck s c o n s ta n t o f least a c tio n ,
c o n tin u u m in w h ic h th e re is no e v id e n c e
r a p to r
and th e masses o f th e q u a n ta
o f p o in t p a rtic le s
A r a p to r is w h a t y o u r li t t le
w o u ld be if its p ra y e rs w e re
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Or m o re c o r re c tly , sig n a ls
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Dear U n cle M ik e .
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