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: u rq e ry .
And t h a t , in a d d it io n t o a c u p u n c tu re ,
y o u ’ ve e x p lo r e d th e u s u a l f o l k re m e d ie s :
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c u r r - ■ , s t r a n g lin g y o u r w if e w it h a s o c k , and
w a lli n g up y o u r bedcham ber w it h pum ice b lo c k s
w n iie she s le e p s .
Beyond th e s e s u g g e s tio n s , U n c le M ik e can o n ly
pa3S a lo n g th e m ethod used s u c c e s s f u lly by h is
A unt B ru n o .
A u n t ie , a lw a y s a b i t fla m b o y a n t,
a tt a c k e d U n c le Bub w it h a la r g e s t e e lh e a d , p o u n d
in g him m e r c il e s s l y and s c re a m in g , " I need s le e p ,
yo u u s e le s s i d i o t . "
U n c le B ub, no f o o l , became
a m a s te r of th e c a tn a p .
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d a r d s a re exit o f r e a c h , b u t n o one who comes
even c lo s e h as been a p p ro a c h in g me.
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F i r s t o f f , U n c le M ik e s u g g e s ts you a c c e p t
’ > a tte r: a s th e y a r e .
Karma b e in g w hat i t i s ,
t h e r e ’ s a good c h a n c e y o u 'r e a lo n e f o r seme
re a s o n .
As a c o r o l l a r y o f t h i s , you m ust a c c e p t
th e p o s s i b i l i t y , r e g a r d le s s how s l i g h t , t h a t
s o m e th in g a b o u t you c o n t r i b u t e s t o y o u r lo n e -
1 m e s s .
What w ' r e d e a lin g w it h h e re C y n th , i s an
o ld ze ne sq ue q u e s t io n :
is y o u r l i f e h a l f e m p ty
o r h a lf f u l l?
A lo n e i s one t h i n g , lo n e lin e s s
q u ite a n o th e r.
You a re lo n e ly o n ly t o th e e x t e n t
y o u d e f in e y o u r s e lf as h a l f o f a m a tin g p a i r .
As f o r w h a t’ s w it h us g u y s , U n c le M ik e can
o n ly re m in d you t h a t a weman w it h o u t a man is
l i k e a f i s h w it h o u t a b ic y c le .
D ear U n c le M ik e ,
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My g i r l f r i e n d ' s been on me t o lease a l i t t l e
w e ig h t.
I c o u ld s ta n d t o d r o p f i v e p o u n d s , b u t
she w a n ts me t o jo g w it h h e r .
I th in k i t ' s
g r e a t i f she w a n ts t o ru n a ro u n d th e n e ig h b o r
hood in a s w e a t s u it , b u t I ' d as soon d o s it u p s
in f r o n t o f th e t v .
I s t h e r e s o m e th in g h o ly
a h o u t jo g g in g ?
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Dear Dan,
Not t o U n c le M ik e , who makes i t a r u l e n e v e r
to
ru n u n le s s s o m e th in g la r q e and m u rd e ro u s i s
i s late t o h is m e n 's p o k e r
s u p p o rt g ro u p .
I f you need t o lo s e w e ig h t , e a t le s s .
Re
g a r d le s s how i t seem s, a pound o f p o rk c h o p s
w» lg h s t w ic e as much as a pound o f n e e .
If,
as y o u r f r i e n d seems c o n v in c e d , th e h o p e le s s
b lo b o f f l a b y o u 'v e become c o u ld s ta n d f ir m in g
u p , by a l l means e x e r c is e in m o d e r a tio n .
Some
jo g ( i . e . , ru n w it h o u t p u r p o s e ) , some s i t u p,
seme t a i - c h i .
U n c le M ike s h u f f l e s c a r d s and
sm okes c i g a r e t t e s .
Should t hi- n a g g in g c o n t in u e , re m in d th e lo v e
o f y o u r l i f e o f th e r e c e n t H a rv a rd s tu d y w h ic h
showed t h a t men who began e x e r c is in g in m i d l i f e
o u t l i v e d th o s e o f us who la u g h a t th e th o u g h t
by a wt> -tjp in g a v e ra g e o f one m o n th .
I t is
U n c le M ik e 's c o n v i c t i o n t h a t th e m onth g a in e d
is s c a r c e ly w o rth i t if i t means b e h a v in g as
i f one m o d e le d s p o r ts w e a r .
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