LIHKA: Y o u 'l l m ake t h e b e s t i n g r e s s i o n s
t h i s m o n th i f y o u s t a y hom e.
In s te a d o f
a c c e p t i n g i n v i t a t i o n s , make th e m . U se
t h e tim e y o u 'd h a v e s p e n t r u n n in g a ro u n d
t o t a r g e t p e o p l e i n a p o s i t i o n t o h e lp
y o u s c r a b b l e a n d c la w y o u r way t o t h e t o p .
J u s t k id d in g .
We b o t h knew y o u 'r e a b o v e
th a t s o rt o f th in g .
I f you r e a l l y need
s o m e th in g t o h a l a n c e t h i s m o n th , t r y y o u r
b u d g e t.
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H ttc s
Z o d ia c
ACYIRPIO: H appv b i r t h d a y . W hat lo o k s l i k e
r o u t i n e t h i s m o n th c a n s l i p e a s i l y i n t o
th e s t a r t l i n g .
Y our s e n s e o f s e l f - e s t e e m ,
s e ld o m a t a low e b b , w i l l b e a t l e a p t i d e .
And, f o r rjood r e a s o n .
On a gorxl 'la v ,
y o u r e a l l y a r e a p i s t o l -----a n d t h i s m onth
h a s s e v e r a l rjond d a y s .
Except f o r th e o n e s
a t t h e e n d o f t h e m o n th , u h e n t h e r e c e n t
p a s t g e t s i n y o u r f a c e . T h in k r e s o l u t i o n .
AH IE S : Y o u 'l l m eet som eone e x o t i c t h i s
m o n th .
No, r e a l l y .
Som eone h e a v y , a r e a l
p la y e r.
As i f you n e e d e d e n c o u r a g e m e n t,
i t ' s o k a y t o r a k e t h e f i r s t , m ove. S tr o n g
ju ju , so no f o o lin g a ro u n d .
Take t h e tim e
a f t e r T h a n k s g iv in g t o k i s s uj t o t h e b o s s .
TAtWIS: No s u r p r i s e , y o u 'r e fx d rx j s t u b -
b o m a g a in ,
t r e k 1 ng h o r n s w i t h siirwmne in
th e o f f i c e .
T ry b u r y in g t h e h a t c h e t som e
p l a c e i t d o e s n 't h u r t .
I f t h a t d o e s n 't
w o rk , a v o i d th em l i k e t h e p l a g u e you p r a y
t h e y 'l l c o n t r a c t .
L i t e in t h e m o n th ,
y o u 'l l b e e x p a n d in g y o u r m in d . G et a l o t
of re s t.
SAGITTARIUS: As i f i t w e re n e e d e d , y o u r
s o c i a l c i r c l e w id e n s t h i s m o n th . A g o o d
tim e f o r j u g g l e r s t o k e e p t h e i r e y e s on
th e b a l l s .
D ro p p in g o n e a t t h e w rong tim e
h u rts .
The o n l y c l i n k e r i s y o u r r a t e , who
r a y d r i v e you n u t s .
I f you t h i n k t h e y 'r e
b e in g p s y c h o t i c , l e t them know .
They d e
s e r v e y o u d u m p in g on th e m .
G1M INI: U n r e q u it e d lo v e a g a i n . <>r s e m i-
re q u ite d .
K r u s t r a t i n q a n y w ay . Keep t a l k
in g a n d , a s u s u a l , y o u 'l l g e t o v e r .
Take
some tim e t o s o r t t h i n g s t h r o u g h .
It m akes
k n o w in g w hat t o d o n e x t a w tx ile l o t e a s i e r .
No, a l i e i s n o t j u s t t h e t r u t h b a c k w a rd .
CANCER: Krxx~k o f f t h e s t e w i n g .
Wfuit do
you w a n t, a n u l c e r ? H e r e 's a n o v e l s o l u
t i o n -----t e l l t h e j e r k w h a t 's b o t h e r i n g y o u .
W ith c a m j a s s i o n , of c o u r s e .
If n o th in g
e l s e , i t ' s a g o o d tim e t o w ir k o u t .
K ic k
s o m e th in g t h a t c a n ' t k ic k b a c k , U nies.«
i t 's a k itty .
You s h o u ld n e v e r k i c k a
k itty .
LEO: S m all d o m e s t ic f l a r e - u p s r a v d i s
t r a c t y o u , b i t i t ' s a good m onth a n v w ay .
L o o se e n d s g e t t i e d a s i f by m a g ic .
The
m ag ic o f h a r d w ork a n d r i g h t t h o u g h t . A
s c e p t i c w i l l c o n v e r t , a t l e a s t t o b e in g
o p e n m in d e d .
P l u t o a l i g n s w i t h t h e su n
on t h e 1 4 th , w h ic h m eans y o u 'l l e i t h e r
fie a d o p te d by a l a r g e , s i l l y dog o r b e
em pow ered by w i l d d r e a m s . A void s t r o o g
h a 1l u c i rxxjen i c s .
VIRGO: You know how you h a v e n 't b e e n
q u i t e s o n e g a t i v e t h e l a s t m onth o r tw o?
W e ll, t h a t ' s n e a r l y b e h in d y o u . Y es,
back to p ic k in g n i t s .
I f y o u 'r e n o t
d r iv i n g e v e ry o n e n u ts , t h e r e 's a c h a n c e
f o r l o v e a f t e r t h e 1 3 th when V enus e n
t e r s y o u r f i f t h h o u s e ( b o o g y in g ) .
Even
s o , t h e y ' l l n e e d some c o n v i n c i n g .
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CAPRICORN: Hoo b o y !
H ot s t u f f !
V enus
( t h e p l a n e t o f w h o o p e e ) c lim b e i n t o y o u r
s ig n on th e 1 3 th .
You a r e a lu c k y r a s c a l
a n d s h o u l d n 't w a s t e a n u n u t e o f tim e you
c o u ld sp en d p l o t t i n g .
L e t y o u r h o r n s down
and h a v e a l i t t l e f u n .
You rem em ber?
P u n ? I t ' s a l s o a g r e a t tim e t o k i s s up
t o w hoever w r i te s y o u r c h e c k s .
But t h e n ,
t h a t 's b u s in e s s a s u s u a l.
Act ‘AH I US:
Time t o p u t e v e r y o n e e l s e f i r s t .
O om » up with ways
t o h e lp t h a t r e a l l y h e lp .
I t ' l l r a k e you
f e e l b e t t e r w h i l e you r i d e o u t a m onth
t h a t ' s r a v h e o n e c l i c k up fro m t h e s e m i-
slu m p y o u 'v e b e e n i n .
By t h e e n d o f t h e
m o n th , y o u 'l l b e r e a d y t o l i g h t e n u p . Do
i t , i t ' s good f o r y o u .
Use your imagination.
P ISC E S: Look f o r a c l o s e r e l a t i o n s h i p t o
be u p g rad e d .
S le e p in g w ith f r ie n d s can
be fu n .
So c a n b e in g i n t r o d u c e d t o a new
n e tw o r k .
Do n o t t r e a t c h a n g e a s i f i t
w e re a l i f e p r e s e r v e r .
Y o u 'r e i n t e n s e
enough a s i t i s .
You d o n 't h a v e t o w r i t e
a n e l e g i a c poem a b o u t l i f e , y o u j u s t h a v e
to be p a rt o f i t .
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