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OCTOBER -1T?2,
TO:____
AH Politics is Local
I he purpose
a new spaper is to tell
the truth, and raise a little help
Mark Twain
Tbomaa P_O Neil
rather ol lip O ’Neil former 6pcaker o f the llouaeof
DepreAcntative*
Dr. Karkeys
1 he H arvest Moon is coming,
as is All H allow s Eve. th e W orld
Series, m ore b lo o d th irs ty political
ads. and the first of th e o n slau g h t of
C hristm as album s Could w e m aybe
m ake a d e a P Say just this y e a r w e
h a v e no reco rd ed C hristm as m usic
If som e im passio n ed soul b u rsts
into song, or flam es, for th at m atter,
let th o se w ho w an t to join th em do
so Just leave th e re st of us to choose
ou r ow n tim e of celeb ratio n
Now, o n w a rd into th e ram
I he first slap p in g sh o w ers rem in d
us w h e re so u th w e st is N orthw est
b rin g s us th e cool and th e clear,
c o m in g from th e Gulf of A laska
w h e re th e w a te r is a significant half
dozen d eg ree s colder and a lot of
folks don t e v e n learn how to sw im
W est from th ere, w h e re th e sea is
shallow and th e ice blow s sid ew ay s
a flo atatio n suit only lets you get in
line for longest su rv iv e d im m er
sion w hile being sh ak en not stirred
H ere on th e U p p er Left Edge
of th e low er 48, h o w ev er, an y o n e
o v er th e age of I 1 can w ear a w et
suit to play w ith th e sh a rk s Then,
having to y ed w ith th e Big H ydraulic
System , th e y can face th eir fellow
b ip e d s w ith th eir arro g an ce h e a lth
ily h u m b le d
Now. th e re a re n l loo m any
uses for w et su its One w ould not do
at y e r basic a u tu m n b a rn dance II
m ight k ee p th e hay fro m itching,
b u t th e d an ce p art w o u ld n t w ork
lo r long It d be a s h o e m for H al
low een. of co u rse T h ere d be no
real a d v a n ta g e o v er b aseb all uni
fo rm s , w h ich look p re tty goofy a l
re a d y , so nix th e W orld Series But
poiliticaJ a d v e rtisem en ts w ould ben
efit im m en se ly from hav in g th e fic-
tional sin c e rity issue fro m the
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promote their iiw n /h rjf. he**
• I \ «• t\ ageric» u all Icvi-lv , i government
w ould be required 'o plav an a u iv * role in m eeting
the O t A v viandard. to vpend our U t d o lljtv to
leach children tbai h o m iitrv iu lu v it abnorm al
unnatural and pervei**
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Ire lived lo promote, entourage ot la tilita ic hom o
v e tu a litt
The g.iv to m m u m tv c o u ld n 't get p o lite
protection or a park p erm it lo t then annual march
I ten church groups w ou ld I * banned Iro in receiving
public funds lor co m m un ity projects d they made
public statements accepting of bom evexualitv
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jeclv would have io censor anv maiertul that p o rtra w
hom osexuality in a positive way That means the
OCA. noi you w ill decide w hai you ta n read or see
I here was laughing, shoutii
smiling, clapping.
Kids high
on s h o u l d e r s ,
P a u l S im on on
th e s p e a k e r s .
fe e t ta p p in g ,
It w asn’ t
c o n c e rt.
But
t h e a i r o f e x p e c t a n c y w as h i g h
N ecks s t r a i n e d .
11 hows j o s
tle d .
The c ro w d t w i t t e r e d a n d
s h itte d r e s tle s s ly .
B a n n ers
sw ay ed .
Now, we a l l know p o l i t i c s
i s a show i f n o t h i n g e l s e .
And e v e r y o n e in P i o n e e r S q u a r e
Monday t h e 1 4 th had com e ( u n
l e s s by a c c i d e n t ) f o r t h e
sh o w .
I w as o n l y o n e b o d y in
a m ass o f 1 5 , 0 0 0 , a l l o f u s
t r y i n g to c a t c h a g lim p s e o f
t h e man who c o u l d v e r y p o s -
s i b l y he o u r n e x t P r e s i d e n t .
We c o u l d a l l h e a r h im ,
t h a n k s t o t h e so u n d e n g i n e e r s .
E ven t h e p e o p l e l i n e d up
t w e n t y - d e e p on t h e s i d e w a l k s
c o u l d h e a r h im .
And he d i d n ' t
s a y a n y t h i n g he h a s n ' t s a i d
be f o r e .
But t h e e x c i t e m e n t w as c o n
ta g io u s .
A ro u n d m e, f a c e s
s m i l i n g w e re o f e v e r y c o n
c e i v a b l e c o l o r and co m p o si
tio n .
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