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What Goes Around,
Comes
Around!
Dr. Karkeys
We l i g h t e d t h e f i r e s on t h e t r a d ­
i t i o n a l h i l l t o p s , a n d th«- t lam es l i c k e d
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a t th e s t a r s th r o u g h t h e s h o r t e s t n i g h t .
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The f o ll o w i n g d a y s , we f e a r f u l l y w a tc h e d
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t h e y 'v e
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f r o g s ."
e v id e n tly ,
ig n o re
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Y u p p ie s ,
We a p p e a s e o u r c o n s c i e n c e s by s a y in g
t h a t th e y a r e i n t h e c a r e o f p r o f e s s i o n a l s
enough
p e o p l e on u n e m p lo y m e n t,
th e
July 10.11. 12
s illy
re s e n tin g
d e s ire s .
We s e n d our c h i l d r e n to s c h o o ls
t h r e e - q u a r t e r s o l tire y e a r b e c a u s e we
d o n ’ t h a v e tim e t o t e a c h and g u id e th em .
tim e s .
v ic io u s .
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t u r n th e s u n ’ s
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up
and s t a r t
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s im p le d o e s n 't
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a b o u t s im p le r
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s e n s e o f awe
tim e s ,
fo g ie s
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th«* p l a n e t a r y
i n s t e a d o f 365
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a x is , rig h t?
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h a p p e n s , an d we a d j u s t oo; clock.-, tw ic e
a year
q re e n w a te r o v e r
deck c h a ir s
m u tte rin g
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u n t i l th e
n i g h t s a g a i n w ere to o s h o r t
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in
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do so u n t i l th e
s lo w e s t n i g h t , th e n
c lim b a g a i n , day by d a y , th r o u g h th e i c e
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it
about
back.
u s and
who a r e b e t t e r a b l e t o t e a c h th e m , y e t
t h e t e a c h e r s say th e c h i l d r e n a r e h a n d i­
h a v e n ’ t a c l u e why t h e y s h o u l d .
I f y o u s p o t s o m e t h i n g new h e r e ,
c a p p e d by p o o r p a r e n t i n g .
ra is e
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te a c h e rs
i n t u r n a r e h a n d ic a p p e d by t e x t s w hich
e d i t k n o w le d g e w ith t h e e y e s o f dogm a,
an d somehow t u r n t h r e e y e a r s o l a r i t h ­
m e tic I n t o e i g h t y e a r s o f p r i s o n y a rd
e x e rc is e .
By th«- tim e tw e lv e y e a r s
h a v e p a s s e d , th e k i d s a r e h i g h l y q u a l i f i e d
t o buy e x p e n s i v e , t r e n d y c l o t h e s an d to
d r i n k h e a v i l y w h ile w a tc h in g p r o f e s s i o n a l
b a s k e tb a ll p la y o f f s in Ju n e.
One w o n d e rs w hat m ig h t h a p p e n i f
BASEBALL
July is here with the hot summer sun
beating down on the green grass at
Wrigley Field The Cubs are fighting
for second or third
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The All Star Break usually puts an end to
this kind of silliness*
th in g e ls e .
T h e ir g r a d e s w ould c lim b
(a n d so w ould o u r s ) .
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a b l y s k i p a y e a r , o r tw o , o r t h r e e , and
be e l i g i b l e f o r r e m a r k a b le s c h o l a r s h i p s .
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down on th e f l o o r an d r e a l l y w ent o v e r
t h e i r s c fio o lw o rk , we m ig h t g e t a n g ry a t
t h e d u l l n e s s o f th e m a t e r i a l .
We m ig h t
g e t a n g ry e n o u g h t o t e a c h o u r s e l v e s
a n d t h e k i d s s o m e th in g m o re, o r som e­
W h e re ,
fo r
we g o t t o g e t h e r w ith o u r k i d s i n s t e a d o f
our
te le v is io n s e ts .
If w e f lo p p e d
your hand.
in n o v a tiv e
and t h e r e ’ s n o ­
about g e ttin g
We J u s t h a v e
enem y
and
is :
lo v e s
about
to
out
rem em b er
a n y o n e who u s e s
th in g s ,
ra th e r
th a n
o t h e r w ay a r o u n d .
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b e d i f f e r e n t i f we h a d t i m e
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