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Dear Uncle M ike,
I in a 32 year old professional woman, mar
Dear Uncle M ike.
M y old g irlfrie n d told me 1 was a sexist
ried. w ith no children
macho slime. So. I went to counseling, squared
m yself away and became a sensative. supportive
human. M y new g irlfrie n d says I'm a wuss. Is
Both m y husband and I
own our ow n businesses. Last year, mine did
quite w ell and. to celebrate. I want to trade in my
Camry on a M iata Brad says i f I get a new car.
he gets one too. His m other, the old harpy, calls
at least twice a week to say I'm being selfish and
unfair I say it's m y money and I can spend it
however I want. I f Brad wants a new car. let
him cam it. There's not a thing wrong w ith his
B M W I say he's being childish, what do you
think?
Celeste in Newport
there some pan o f this I m not getting’’
reasonably attractive Suddenly, my boyfriend
thinks we should move in together. He's even
-C e lc b a te in Seaside
talking marriage. Guys are com ing out o f the
w oodw ork. It's getting so stupid. I've thought o f
leaving town W ho can you trust
Dear ( ’debate.
I ncle M ike suggests you wise up First, stop
listening to women fo r whom your sociosexual
identity is an agenda item Trust me. there s a
better than even chance you know as much about
——Wary in Astoria
Dear W ary.
Listen very carefully. You can't trust any­
one Your boyfriend sounds as sincere as an
alligator. As fo r the men swarming outside your
window -they are. at best, piranha They w ill
only use you. spend your money, and then toss
you aside like a com cob. Leaving town is.
however, a bad idea Running awas never
solved anything Above all, you must not lose
faith, ¡"here are many sincere, incredibly canng
b
e a man as they do. Uncle M ike also recoin
mends you find a new companion. The one
Dear Celeste,
U n d e M ike thinks you and Brad should get
a used V W bus and try to ge, a life
you re seeing obviously needs a little tim e alone
Uncle M ike also recommends that you open the
door for her.
L ife in tu rm o il'’ Don't know w hich way to turn?
So desperate you're w illin g to have your prob
lems solved by an absolute stranger ’ Like it or
not. Uncle M ike is there fo r you
kind o f guy?
Dear Uncle M ike,
I recently won the lottery Not the big one.
but enough so I don t have to w ork for a few
years if I don't want to. And I don't. Here’s the
problem. I'm a 2X year old w o n n s. single, and
Isn't he some
men out there who would love you jus, because
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