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Then W om an comes upon th e scene, M o st p a r e n t s lie to t h e i r c h ild r e n Bedecked w ith jew els ra re ; t h v d o n >t CfcU H e r face sh in e s b rig h t w ith ray s of love, if W n o o n e l ......... it ly in g , t h e r e b y th e y d e c e iv e th e m - I v She gives h er h e a rt to m an. W hile he salu tes h is b e tte r-h a lt, se lv e s . And frets till d in n e r ’s cooked. A l ib e r a l e d u c a ti o n is a n y c o u rs e T he earth is now a paradise, of i n s t r u c t i o n w h ic h tits t h e l e a r n e r j W ith ap p le-trees to b u rn . to e a r n a n h o n e s t liv i n g , a n d to fin d T he garden fence is all torn dow n, h a p p in e s s in u s e f u ln e s s . The snakes are all tu rn e d o u t; Ami Satan has gone down below — T h e L ib e r a l U n i v e r s i ty w a s b u ilt He has no Eve to tem p t. to te a c h th e t r u t h w i t h o u t m ix tu r e He keeps bis tires all b u rn in g hot, of e r r o r to th e y o u t h . 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