T H E TORCH OF REASON, S IL V E R T O N , OREGON, OCTOBER 12, 1899. Where Are The Hystéries? 3 Overproduction ot Preachers. Our offer of the Torch of Reason Secularists would you not like to and the Oregonian for $1.50 is at have some letterheads printed with BY OTTO WETTSTEIN. The clerical profession is over­ an end and we now retu rn to the Secular sentim ent and M’ettstein ’s Freethought badge, to use in corre­ crowded. The unceasing m achine- old rate of $1.75, which is very spondence with your friends? We “ Irreligion has precisely the same rv of the religious sem inaries is intellectual m ysteries th at religion tu rn in g out new men for the m in ­ reasonable, and we hope to get will furnish them to you with your nam e and address printed on them has.”— The Rev. Dr. F ra n k Crane, istry every year in such num bers many subscriptions to both papers. for 75 cents per hundred, $1.50 per as reported in the T ribune. as to be alarm in g to the men al- Torch of Reason, $1.00; Oregonian, 250, or $2.50 for 500, postpaid. Let $1.50— $2.50 for only $1.75. the people know where you stan d . Ï&- ten t with facts, I desire to say a nounced with a degree of au th o rity few words in reply. th a t one-fourth of the clergy is un- The basis of irreligion is science, employed. A H artford (Connecti- This com prises all knowledge, every cut) m inister gives out some state- fact, tru th , everything tangible and m ents th a t are ra th e r discouraging conceivable— all n atu re and our- to young men anxious to adorn the selves. The n a tu ra lis t seeks and clerical profession and yet wish to finds in n atu re— in the potentiali- have a sufficiency of this w orld’s ties of all m atter co n stitu tin g n a ­ necessities to keep the am bition tu re— the sole causes of all phenom ­ from dying of actual starvation. ena, never in the agency of a stu ­ H e says: pendous m ysterious being or God. “ I t is not possible for the theo- E v ery th in g is the basis of irreligion, logical sem inaries to introduce f l new family medical Lilerk the rem ain d er— m yth, m iracle, tra- young men into the m inistry with- by Dr. X ft. (ireer, Chicano«««***««««' dition, absolutely nothing tangible ¡out driving out an equal num ber of H IS book is Up to d ate in every p a r­ — th a t alone is the basis of theism men who are in work. There a re a ticu lar. and religion. W hatever is, w hat­ large num ber of men of the highest ever exists, the sum totai of all qualifications who can not secure a scientific facts and knowledge, is pastorate in existing conditions. It tells you bow to cure yourself irreligion, not a solitary fact in the The appeal for financial aid for the l»v sim ple and b arm less borne rem ­ vast dom ain of n atu re explored by sem inaries, on the ground th a t an edies. science corresponds in the least to increase of educated m inisters is a It recom m ends no poisonous or dangerous drugs. the m ystery of all m ysteries upon necessity at the present tim e, is an It teaches sim ple .com m on-sense m ethods in which all religions are founded. attem p t to obtain money under accordance w ith n a tu re ’s laws. not endorse dangerous e x p erim ets with If we divest n atu re and life of the false pretenses. The present poli­ th e It su does rg eo n ’s knife. web of m ystery with which it has cy of purchasing im pecunious stu ­ It teaches bow to save h e alth and life bv safe m ethods. been invested in the past by design­ dents to fill the sem inaries is an I t teaches how typhoid and o th e r fevers can be ____________________________ It. is p rev en tirely free from technical ru b th b ish . !>est know n treatm ent, for la g rip p e, dip- both en ted and cured, and gives e ing and ignorant men, com parative­ outrage on decency and justice. If th eria, It teaches p rev b e d tte r to and know c a ta rrh , c en o n tio su n m —th p tio a n t , it a p is p en icitis every o th e r disease. how to avoid disease th a n to tak e anv m edicine ly little m ystery rem ains. We are men who study law or medicine as I a t cu is n re. o t an a d v ertisem en t an d has no m edicine to sell. It m akes uncom prom ising w ar on vaccination and th e use of a n ti-to x in e . then a t least in the possession of the m ust pay for the privilege, and the It h as 16 colored p lates show ing differen t p a rts of th e h u m an body. A. B. C. of knowledge. We know best men do it and honor th eir J his hook can n o t fail to please you. If you are looking for h e alth by th e safest and easiest m eans, do not delay g ettin g it. * the n atu re exists and, existing now, profession by their m anliness, l>r. J . H . G reer, th e a u th o r, is a p racticin g physician in Chicago, is P ro fe sso r o f embodies the ¡»roof th a t in its ele­ why should d iv in ity offer free G e n ito -U rin a ry Diseases in th e College R College President’s Cestimon” of M edicine am i Surgery, P hvsician-in- m entary form it has alw ays ex- tuition, rooms, light and heat, r n o z V.' j i . II. Coox. fo r th i r t y y e a rs D ean o f th e Cliief to th e H arv ard Medical In stitu te , h y s io -M e d ic a l C o lle g e , write« to isted. M atter is force, force is m at- and even, if th a t is not enough, C th e in a c u in th n o r a a ti s P follow and has w ritten m any works of value to « »the profession and public. I h a v e e x a m in e d y o u r b o o k . ‘ A P h y s ic ia n In th e ter; hence when science traces an lend or give money to destroy H o u s e .’ u ii .1 u m m u c h p le a s e d w ith i t s c o n t e n t s a n d T his lo o k has S(X) pages, is neatly to n e . E v e ry f a m ily r h o u id k n o w h o w t o e a i e t o r tin- effect to its causes it in v ariably finds the m anliness of the students, hound in cloth w ith gold lette rs,a n d will h e a l t h o f th e h o t r i h o ld , w h ic h I« a h u m a n r i g h t a n d n f o r m a t io n n e e d e d a n d in l»e sen t postpaid to any address on re­ them in the m indless, chem ical and when m any of the best workers the d I u n ty g u . a Y g e o u t r i e hot p e k o g p iv le e s c a t n h e n I -u d ily u n d e r s ta n d , i c o n ceipt of price, $3.00. g '- a t u la t e y o u o n n o t n a m i n g t h e u , e o f a n y p o is o n , physical properties of m atter, never church has are standing idle in the h o t n d h e r i n g s ti ic tly to t h e m e o f n o n -p o is o n o u s rem - eille — t h e or e t r u e pr in c ip le t h a t s h o u ld g u id e a ll SPECIAL IN OFFER th e product of caprice or m ind. It m arket place with em pty pockets t r e a t m e n t o f «llse«.-e, a n ti w h ic h I h a v e a d v o c a te d in PHYSICIAN THE HOUSE and the TORCH m y p r a c t ic e f o r for ty y e a r's o r m o r e . OE REASON for one yi ar for only QQ f lf l requires no b rain to produce ani- and aching h ea rts?” . o u rs tr u ly , n a . w H C ooK „ ; th e price of the book alone. v u iU U m al life in the drop of water, in the Some pretty forcible language jungle, nor in the higher spheres of from a clergym an regarding meth- T h e G re a t life. All is the necessary result of ods and plans pursued by churches. purely chem ical and physical T he outspoken clergym an will causes. probably succeed in having himself Irreligion says m an is an anim al severelv a* criticised and the m ethods — is bred and born like an anim al, anf^ plans rem ain unchanged.— . No Need to Suffer from A ny Disease. lives like an an im al and conse- [Tim es S ta r (C incinnati), i E lix ir queutly m ust die like an anim al. -------------- B a c e ria c id e 1 lie anim al is the m an and the If orthodoxy be «rue, Ingersoll is V IT /E -O R E E u c a ly p tu s O il O r e - O lin e man is th e anim al. The anim al the worst enemy it ever had, and M e d ic a te d S o a p structure, every p art and portion ot deserved hell if any man does, still it, is a necessity to the existence of intelligent orthodox m inisters are PEA R L W . G EER . . Agent a complete m an, hence when this pot inclined to sav he is there, and S il v e r t o n , O r e g o n . organism exists no more, m n is no most of them are trying to find more. (T he co n trary im plies th a t some excuse f<»r hi.« salvation. T h a t. , ,, • , , , shows th a t their hearts are better , th an their creeds. But we think nothing.) I his com prises the sum th eir liberality in this m atter is < 7 H o w to M a k e total of our knowledge. No m ystery largely due to public o p in io n .— about it w hatever if religion keeps [F reethought Magazine. away. D eath is precisely w hat it >. A»« , A >* ■* r r ?r »r ■ .»■■■ « . A . --------- appears to be, n o th in g more— noth- Laborers for the public good, es­ * The G o v ern m en t n atio n alized th e Postal S ystem , w hy n o t also 5 ^ th e M oney System ? A plan is told by C. ELTON B L A N C H A R D ing less. Let us believe in these pecially, have to work long and pa- in h is book e n t i t l e d ................................. facts, believe w hat we know, reject tien tly , often uncheered by the all m ysteries and we have the entire prospect of im m ediate recompense tru th .— [C hicago T ribune. or rtsu lt. The seeds they sow’ often lie hidden under the w inter’s snow, ------- Postpaid for 25 Cents. and before the spring comes, the All profits on th is lx»ok will l>e given to th e L ib eral U niversity Are you acquainted with the husbandm en m ay have gone to his Should l»e in th e h a n d s of every t.»inking person. A ddress all o rders to The TORCH OF REASON, Silverton, Oregon. merit« of the F o rstn er auger bit? rest.—[Room At The Top. stews, ww >»«Sx^9BdM8HzJaub “Lujeur- ft Ujwe. $ 3 — G R E A T S P E C IA O FFE R — $ 3 A PHYSICIAN IN THE HOUSE T i Vitæ=0re Remedies Good Tim es for all Time U N C LE S A M ’S H O M IL IE S ON F IN A N C E