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decided to walk. My route led me fore the Lord God m ade A dam and
Lived at Home th e Gospel He
across the Long Bridge, and I Eve.
(See Gen. i., 27.)
These
Preached Abroad.
thought o f th a t day in '61, when aphis pair, and then die—com m it
C ontinued from 1st page,
the Upiou troops ran across th a t hari-kari, so to say, in the act. The
should enable them to reason and
sam e bridge. I had only walked im pregnated femaie aphis proceed
see for them selves. He stood on
six miles th a t evening so I thought to bring forth other female aphis
the bridge than spans the gu lf be­
a little exercise w ouldn’t h u rt me, already im pregnated, which bring
tween science and religion, anil he
and to make it a little more re a l­ forth other im pregnated females,
passed over it, m erely asking us to
istic I ran a sh o rt distance. It and so on, and the “ eternal ro u n d ”
see th a t he did so. He did not
was dark and I th o u g h t no one is kept up day in and day out all
. . . IS A BOOK O F . . .
claim to believe in God, but he be­
would see me, but I had not gone sum m er, by the whole lot of them .
lieved in God’s universe, draw ing
far when I ran into a m an fixing In fall they lay eggs again.
So no line between. He cared not so
som ething about the bridge.
He with angels. The first angel created
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much for the soul to live as he did
wanted to know’ why I was in such was im pregnated by God himself.
th at its work shall live for the edi­
a hu rry , and I asked him if he (D on’t ask how, please). Then the
E x c e lle n t
fication.
He worked for money,
h a d n ’t heard of the b attle of Bull egg process began; and from the
and he gave the money aw ay. He
Run; he said he had, an d I told eggs are hatched more im pregnated
C h a p te rs
worked to educate, and it cost the
him I w’as the last U nion soldier angels, and the “eternal ro u n d ” is
public nothing. H e took not the
On th e follow ing and
just getting into W ashington. The still going on.
Bible aw ay from th e babe, but he
kin d red S ubjects :
m an looked a little skeptical, but I
We have been m ore lucky th an
took it from the guilty conscience.
walked on in to the city, and beat ordinary m ortals, and have secured
He did not believe sc much in
the electric car a few m om ents, be­ eight of the eggs. Please don’t ask teaching with words as he did by S e lf C o n tro l
He believed in him self
sides having the wonderful experi­ how we got them . I d o n ’t want my exam ple.
S e lf R e s p e c t
ence of crossing th e Long Bridge on valuable tim e taken up in answ er­ more than his or any other gospel, i
because he believed his happiness
foot. I am glad the C o n fed erate' ing foolish questions. Next thing depended on his own doings. He W h a t is M o r a lity
you’li be asking how do I know believed more in the forgiveness of
arm y w asn’t behind me.
W h a t is Ig n o ra n c e
these things. I know them in the the body than in the forgiveness of
same way th a t you, my C hristian the guilty and self-condem ning con­ F raud a C rim e
F o r the Torch of R eason.
friend, kow th a t there are angels, science. He believed in the peace
Angel E ggs.
th a t is established and m aintained H a b it, 2 n d N a tu r e
or a God, or a heaven, or a hell, or by reason, and he died, as he had
a devil, or any of the other u n ­ lived, a t peace with his own con­ P o lite n e s s
B Y F . S. M A T T E S O N .
knowable things th a t you claim to science. Ask if he has any friends,
W is d o m
“ Angels,” having the hum an form know. Isn ’t my claim as good as and perhaps they will come from
yours? No? W ell, you can’t prove the retreats of a changing world.
and feathered wings, p artak e of the th a t I don’t know these things, and Ask if he will he forgotten, and you E tc , e tc ., e tc .
nature of both anim als and fowls. th a t is usually good C hristian a r ­ will see, in the daw ning of another
One of these c h a p te rs is
W orth m ore to
They are not, however, m am m als, gum ent. And if th a t isn ’t proof day, the gathering p ro f ile of a m ys­
Y
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enough,
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fore do not suckle th eir young.
writer, a t T urner, Oregon, U. S. A. standing.—[O regonian.
It would h ard ly be consistent for
. . . IT SHOULD BE IN . .
an “ allwise providence” to “ create”
a race of sem i-hum an beings, so $ 3 — G R E A T
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pure and “ holy” as these celestial
in h ab itan ts, who should be under
the necessity of “ know ing” each
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other “carn ally , after the m anner
n e a tly c lo t h -
of m en,” in order to the propoga-
b ou nd co p y, p ost p a id .
tion of th eir species. S o angels
are all females. A t least, no one
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ever hears of m ale angels. No
doubt, however, th a t if God had
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been a female, he would have made
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the angels all males. But he d id n ’t.
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worms of the dust, to criticise the
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wisdom of the A lm ighty. So the
angels lay eggs, and put them under
. . . F o r s tn e r s ’s . . . .
the “ great white th ro n e,” where the
warm fervor of the w orshipping
It tells you how to cure yourself
throng hatches them out, and they
by sim ple and h a rm less hom e re m ­
edies.
are fed with liquid am brosial nec­
IS in v a l u a b e to
It recom m ends no poisonous or
tar, from a crystal bottle, with a
dangerous d ru g s.
C a r p e n te r s a n d J o in e r s , for m o rtisin g ,
golden nipple, and hose of twisted
It teaches sim ple corn m on-sense m ethods in
such as le ttin g in locks, as it tak e s th e
w ith n a tu r e ’s laws.
“ holy smoke.”
W hen they are accordance
place of chisel a n d gouge; to
It does not endorse d angerous e x p e rim e ts w ith
weaned, they are fed on am brosia th e su rg e o n ’s knife.
C a b in e t M a k e rs , for inlaid w ork, dow-
It teaches how to save h ealth and life bv safe
ellin g , p atch in g , rem oving sp lits and
straig h t, u n til they are old enough m ethods.
k n o ts. In fact, no
I t is e n tirely free from technical ru b b ish .
to cut teeth, and can chew celestial
W a g o n o r P a t te r n M a k e r m a n u fa c tu r­
I t teach e s.p re v en tio n —th a t it is b e tte r to know
m anna.
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I have sai<l th a t angels do not
propagate after the m anner of men.
But as there m ust be a way to m an-
age the m atter, it is after t h e m an ­
ner of the aphis, only a little m ine
so, as they are more p e rn c t beings.
The aphis (p la n t lice) are p ro d u c'd
from eggs deposited the p r e v io u s
autum n on twigs of w hatever t n e
or plan t they feed on. They are
hatched male and female, same as
God created the first pair of j»eo-
ple— the p air th a t was created he-
ag ric u ltu ral im p lem en ts, sash, b lin d s,
as a c u re .
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